what do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? do they dream of mauling zebras? or haley barry in her cat woman suit. dont you worry your pretty striped head we are gonna get you back to tysen and your cozy tiger bed. then were gonna find our best friend doug and then were gonna give him a best friend hug. DOUG DOUG OH DOUG DOUGY DOUG DOUG.......but if he's been murdered by crystel meth tweeeekeeers......then were shit out of luck!
Thankyou bin ladien
BamaGAng3 2 weeks ago
Suck my dick no thankyou lmao
BamaGAng3 2 weeks ago
I hate Godzila too:))))))
lodhol 1 month ago
Hes halarious
bestravensfan 2 months ago
I Love it when someone laughs then he laughs too :P
skew96 2 months ago
hey there's are skittles in there!
MrQuezOO 2 months ago
@Kiehlroy 1)hes an actor not a comedian dumbass 2)thats why hes like the funniest one in the top movie of the year
FrozenBanannas 2 months ago
No no my friends...He is just A GREEK...How much does it bother you ?
GREECE for the Win...
LOLADES 3 months ago
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he made this movie for me
Roxycan21 3 months ago
That was freakin great!!
LilMissD2010 3 months ago
Awesome,especially Zack Galifianakis good stuff "FUNNY!"
nolyawyam 3 months ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
Is this guy a "comedian"?
He's not funny.
He seems like more of mindless conduit for the lazy pop-culture writers that are behind all this "vending machine" quality comedy.
Keanu Reeves is funnier than this non-entity will ever be..
Kiehlroy 4 months ago
9/11 part was funny
K1asH3r 4 months ago
LOL, you should upload the whole movie
reallyflasshy 4 months ago
Is it just me, or did someone leave out something like maybe
"I didn't know they gave out rings at the Holocaust!"
Who leaves THAT out in a thing on Zach Galifianakis?
trc2rockon 5 months ago
an understated brave genius with a lot of faith
spiderfig 5 months ago
an understated genius
spiderfig 5 months ago
not on the table carlos!
Fanny5297 5 months ago
Hey, Phil, look.
[laughs hysterically while miming the baby masturbating]
Alan Garner: He's jackin' his little weenis.
Phil Wenneck: Pull yourself together, bro.
Alan Garner: [stops the baby] Not at the table, Carlos.
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agonizedfever 5 months ago
retárd
wonle22 6 months ago
hey theres skittles in there !
L0nghornfan25 7 months ago 2
ENGLISH ftw
TheBigUK87 7 months ago
Greek ftw.
R10freestyle 7 months ago 2
Greek ftw.
MiTsRuleZ 7 months ago 2
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who let the dogs out
strongy1990 7 months ago
Gosh darnet! Shoot!
MsHicks14 7 months ago
Suck my dick ... no thank you LOL
henryfunes1 8 months ago
I'll hit an old man in public. LOL xD
Jamesx22x 8 months ago
Oh Bradley Bradley... LOL Zach is hilerious!
radcliffe1993 8 months ago
Baiscally Zach stole the show. If he wasn't there, the movie wasn't going to be so freakin' funny. :D
2213BBM2213 8 months ago 4
ROFL at the girl who gave him the finger.
rapideye97 8 months ago
" I can feel it coming in the air tonight."
BOOM!
MrDuckslayer19 8 months ago
"it was really nice meeting you"
"fuck off!"
"Im thinking about getting my bartenters licence"
"suck my dick!"
"no thank you."
LOL
xNothingtoyoux998 8 months ago 13
- cute! what's his name?
- ...ben
- carlos!
Jessica1988Sunshine 8 months ago 5
I HATE GODZILLA TOOO XD
Dangermind88 9 months ago
@Dangermind88 loool, HE DESTROYS CITIES!! ahahaha xD
Barathor1992 8 months ago
thanks a lot bin laden, haha!
MyCoolBen1 9 months ago 3
you're glasses are fine dick.. lol
bluebirdsmassive 9 months ago
this movies looks as boring as the dead poet society
Nextraker 9 months ago
"Hey guys, you ready to let the dogs out"
OMG!! BEST LINE EVER!! (=
acesfan0102 9 months ago
zack the best ..
BushaQer94 9 months ago
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he's the best character in this movie hands down !
JJuliav 9 months ago
Who' the desk girl at 2:20? She was also the flight attendant in Due Date
droptopsixfo 9 months ago
what happened to, HEY! THERES A BABY ON BOARD!!
poppafunky 9 months ago
10 ppl thought it was the real Caesar's palace..
Lilmarkis13 10 months ago 2
hahahahaha he is absolutely hilarious, i could just watch that movie over and over again, he's a legend, too many classic bits in there to count!!
taramahiki 10 months ago
He's the only reason why I watch the movie again and again. He's fucking hilarious, lol.
KAYLEE00000 10 months ago
HAHAHA "SUCK MY DICK. NO THAK YOU" GOTTA LOVE ALAN
cammyboyz1234 10 months ago 2
I hate Godzilla..
6al0o0l 10 months ago
Hey guys wouldn't it be cool if I could breast feed Alan is funny
MrPoopheads3000 10 months ago
"well tell that to Rain Man, because he bankrupted a whole casino... and he was a ratard..." lmfao!
he2tazzy4u 10 months ago
hahah, hilarious "I'll hit an old man in public"
free533 10 months ago
"Did Ceaser live here?" roflmao
MsGrizzlyBear21 11 months ago
If it's illegal to masturbate on an airplane, throw my ass in jail!
blindfatkid23 11 months ago
10 people can't masturbate on an airplane
n323dl 11 months ago
So there's ten douches in this world
shortskii192 11 months ago
zach rocks so fucking hard, its like the concept of funny got pregnant and birthed zach!
Ghostmooner 11 months ago
Hey look, every quote that was said in this video, is now in the comment section, it's like magic!
i1killed2god3 11 months ago
its a satchel........ indiana jones wears one.
thedevilscolt88 11 months ago 2
Tigers LOVE pepper, they HATE cinnamon LMFAO !
craaazyfunnychic 1 year ago 5
IN THE FAAACEEE!!!
TheUnderjorden1 1 year ago 3
are you ready to let the dogs out ???
TheDraksler 1 year ago
"I'll hit an old man in public." Fucking hilarious!! xD
fabyewv 1 year ago
The preview was funny but I think the movies been done before... hehehehehe
TheKoreeda 1 year ago
F'in genius....
boxsterman23 1 year ago
are my glasses okay?
RAID3R63 1 year ago
"boy you've got a sweet ride there..."
"Don't touch it. Don't even look at it. Go on, get out. You heard me. Don't look at me either. Yea, you better walk on." LOL :D
Waitak22 1 year ago 47
Hes jacking his little wenis.....
kevin2010821 1 year ago 2
suck my dick
no thankyou !
joejoejoeeeelarge 1 year ago
hilarious - love it.....
~P~
PoloofDY 1 year ago
I loled at the baby jackin off
xxfiloxx 1 year ago
10 people accidentally hit dislike
azoksob 1 year ago
whats the name of the babe on the reception at Ceasars?
Zack rules !!
metalmaniac4 1 year ago
@metalmaniac4 swedish panter
Vimat15 1 year ago
@metalmaniac4 her utube account is dongsucker69
MrJihadjared 1 year ago
5:30
balzi84 1 year ago
God damnit!!
Gosh darn it!!!
Shit!!
Shoe!!!
lololololol
81819090 1 year ago
WTF how can the "Fat Jesus" not be on here
elbeto805 1 year ago
His name is Zach Galifianakas you philistines. They gave him terrible lines in the movie and dumbed down his humor so you people would laugh.
WiiPens 1 year ago
phil: i marriead a whore!
allan: how dare you shes a nice lady
phile: shut the fuckingg ahhh
allan:Your language is ofensive!
phil: FUCK YOU!
:Dgreeat:D
thedirt1212 1 year ago 5
he was a rtardddddddddd loool
timetochilli 1 year ago
FAT JESUS IS A FUNNY MOTHER F _C_K_R
rackupfux 1 year ago
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"Suck my dick.". "no thank you."
trance92 1 year ago
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@21slpanthers How dare u shes a nice lady!
BradAZ420 1 year ago
I married a horror! How dare u she is a nice lady lmao classic movie
BradAZ420 1 year ago
@BradAZ420 No its I married a whore
21SLPanthers 1 year ago
Zach and Phil are one in the same.....He hates him yet he and they have the same personality.
cachecow4 1 year ago
RELEASE THE KRACKEN!!!!!!
PabloHoney91 1 year ago
"Don't...touch it. Don't even look at it." Hahaha
stewbreep 1 year ago
this awesome; nice job. Allen(Fat Jesus) is the best.....tigers love pepper...they hate cinnamon
mdangelo1 1 year ago
Are my glasses ok?
sallie812 1 year ago
"You gonna fuck on me?!" "Nobodys gonna fuck on you!" lmfao
LostGypsyGuy 1 year ago
im bein alan for halloween!
91biggen 1 year ago
your language is offensive!
alexlee7773 1 year ago
AHAHAH "GOD DAMMIT.. GOSH DARNIT.. SHITTT.. SHOOT"
i love fat jesus
kevn101 1 year ago
i'm going to be him for Halloween!
CBartlett123 1 year ago
His hair shake is KILLER!!!
babyjames21 1 year ago
"We're the three bestfriends that anyone can have!"
ThePetes123 1 year ago
My favorite scene was the one with allen in it!
ffbddd 1 year ago
not on the table carlos XD
AJANA7I 1 year ago
i love him, he is awesome
serpico107 1 year ago
hes jacking hes little penis hahahahaha!!!
yanaqui3 1 year ago
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what? i thought it was common knowledge that tigers hated cinnamon.
hitch4645 1 year ago
Zack is the God of comedy. Hands down the best in the world now.
kustomkure 1 year ago
thumbs up if you were a fan of zach before the hangover.
FuckDaWorld215 1 year ago 6
in the face.....IN THE FACCCEEEEEEEE!!!
ghost39756 1 year ago
did ceasar live here? no i didn't think so......hahahahahahahaha nice look on his face!
sbistras 1 year ago
HEY, There is skittles in there!
YoCzechYourself 1 year ago
I feel so sorry for all the receptionists at Caesar's Palace who have had to deal with all the idiots who reenact that scene.
MichaelBurling13 1 year ago 86
fat jesus
zugurudumba 1 year ago
Great stuff
13juggalotus 1 year ago
Great stuff
13juggalotus 1 year ago
we make people laugh. come watch ; )
wetspaghettient 1 year ago
Don't touch it, don't look at it. Go! get out.
haha
MrNPW14 1 year ago
what do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? do they dream of mauling zebras? or haley barry in her cat woman suit. dont you worry your pretty striped head we are gonna get you back to tysen and your cozy tiger bed. then were gonna find our best friend doug and then were gonna give him a best friend hug. DOUG DOUG OH DOUG DOUGY DOUG DOUG.......but if he's been murdered by crystel meth tweeeekeeers......then were shit out of luck!
MrAwesomeCharles 1 year ago
They show Alan's ass way too much in this movie.
YouWishYouHadMyName 1 year ago
Hello?
Alan..
Hey!
It's Phil
Oh hey Phil....Doug's Phone? This is Doug's Phone...
rockndude87 1 year ago
AWESOME!
aloneinthedarkness4 1 year ago
You missed the part where he kicks the cellphone out of that kids hand! lol
ck7o3 1 year ago
I always, always, always laugh at the hair flip/shake that he does lol without fail
alterbridgefan99 1 year ago
How could 8 people not like this?
alterbridgefan99 1 year ago
thumbs up if he was your favorite character
fordraptor15 1 year ago 392
@fordraptor15
luv2sing713 8 months ago
lol rob riggle is hilarious
mmalta5 1 year ago
Not at the table Carlos
ChicoBallers 1 year ago
who let the dogs out. [liddo dance] lol
xXxWeStartRiotsxXx 1 year ago
Thanks a lot Bin laden
Braat17 1 year ago
who let tha dogs out who who....WHO BROUGHT THIS GUY LMAO I LOVE THIS MOVIE
diannaluv1 1 year ago
IM NOT GETTIN A SIG ON MAH BEEPER LMAO
diannaluv1 1 year ago
i got a hangover shirt it says whose baby is that? with carlos on the front
whowouldreallywin 1 year ago
"It was a real pleasure meeting you"
"fuck off
"I'm thinking about getting my bartender's liscense"
"suck my dick"
"no thank you"
kall58 1 year ago
Its not illegal its froundaplon like master bating on an airplain. LOL best part.
lincolnweather 1 year ago
@lincolnweather
masturbating
alterbridgefan99 1 year ago
@alterbridgefan99 Sorry for my misspelling I have Dislexia.
lincolnweather 1 year ago
@lincolnweather
No worries. I have a touch of it too
alterbridgefan99 1 year ago
LOL the kid flips him off epic!
bemahfriend 1 year ago
"Oh how cute, whats his name?".. "Ben" "Carlos" hahahhaa seeing this clip just combines all the funny parts of the movieXD
mslisa6824 1 year ago
"you gnna fuk on me"
Freddy687 1 year ago
"HEY THERES SKITTLES IN THERE!!!!!!" MY FAVORITE PART
Flatbr33 1 year ago
"Blood Brothers" LOL
Flatbr33 1 year ago
Who let the dogs out who who who and his dance FUCKING AWESOME
LOVE FAT JESUS LOL
Kameenah 1 year ago
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Suck my dick. No thank you.
MrReggez 1 year ago
"YOU SHOULDA SEEN YOUR FACE! CLASSIC!" LMAO XD
nessaheartsray 1 year ago
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-"Suck my dick"
-"No thank you"
VenomRitual 1 year ago
"Not at the table Carlos" LOL
PJG3291 1 year ago
My godfather is the spitting image of Bradley Cooper...it's weird...
sharondoyle37 1 year ago
song @ 0:25 ??
HZDoboj 1 year ago
@HZDoboj
"Take it off" by the Veronica's
alterbridgefan99 1 year ago
i hate godzilla!!! i hate him too!!! HAHAAHAHA
NFSJason 1 year ago
lol vegas babay!!!!!!! * little girl raises the finger *awkwardly sits down* aha love it!
aysia109 1 year ago
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HLP83 1 year ago
HEY THERE'S SKITTILES IN THERE
Joshloft 1 year ago 65
your ready to let the Dogs out!
heritixs360 1 year ago 2
how cute , carlos
karthikthomask 1 year ago
Not at the table Carlos...lol
waltb87 1 year ago
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skillian09 1 year ago
Thats classic!
skillian09 1 year ago
suck my dick lmao!!
UpdateNewsReport 1 year ago
Hey There Were Skittles In THERE!!
BrooklynBuilt95 1 year ago
"VEGAS BABY! WHOO!!" Little girl sticks up middle finger and he gets offened and sits back down silently*lolz*
zanessa432143 1 year ago
Keep replaying 3:01 LOL
darrenvh 1 year ago
lol it says we should work in teams who wants to be my spotter
Twilkins03 1 year ago
"Damn it!"
"Dang it"
Blackout772 1 year ago
I love the way he's standing at 2:45 xDD
Blackout772 1 year ago
Freaky Melissa: Did you loose a teeth... (To stu)
Allan: Ya, Nyahahhahahaahahahahahha
eticom1 1 year ago
You got me to watch the whole thing. I do not do that much with most videos. You passed
triptows 1 year ago
haha u shuldve just put one slide tht said something like: go watch the movie everything allen does is fucking hilarious!!
xrebelx83x 1 year ago
haha allen is hilarious
sk8demon122 1 year ago
Tiger like pepper
Oscarfreiman1 1 year ago
I HATE GODZILLA TOO. I HATE HIM. HE DESTROYS CITIES. I HATE HIM. PLEASE.
TheWisePotato 1 year ago
hey guys you ready to let the dogs out..What? Do What?Let the dogs out,you know like, Who let the dogs out who who
24kingangel 1 year ago
U didnt have "i didnt know they gave out rings at the holacust"
25skaterboi 1 year ago
u didnt put fat jesus
conradstephens 1 year ago 2
hi <3
i love you
suck my dick please:D
patrickthestarfishy 1 year ago
i love this.<3
palypenguinluver 1 year ago
HEY THERE ARE SKITTLES IN THERE!!!
raygun6060 1 year ago