YouTube : Crime Stopper

[gregthegooner]

Police are looking for a long haired girlie voiced gay looking tosser for uploading pathetic self- opinionated shit videos on youtube

[xxRebella]

Your smile.. I like it.

:)

[humahumawakawaka]

you have the funniest laugh <3 love you

[ZFroggirl]

im a fan of the background art as always

[bluestrawberrys]

lol that was funny, you kinda remind me of Jim Carey cos of all the funny faces he makes...ur wayyy btr llokin of course =D x

[SxcJeni]

2:16

love ur laugh

xx

[parkourgal]

I couldn't stop laughign at the funny faces you were making at the end XD Keep it up sexy hair!

[Mwatson666]

hehe i like it

[wowxXxXxwow]

you have the best smile :]

[c0o1992]

i agree

[crazyaboutliam]

lol i always like the endings!

[AmazingPhil]

Haha the display of macho behaviour caused me to subscribe

[BzzMuffinLlama]

yes its time for Structured Tuesday Vlog # Dos !

[peanutbrittle12]

XD @ 1:05 XD

[billyX84]

hmmm...that's weird...the "youtube police" has no neck and arms...amazing how they still are able to fight crime and injustice...lol

[rhymingwithoranges]

thay have psychic powers

:P

[Dragonlov3er]

Your display of macho-ness was quite jokes. :P

Thanks for the heads up...if I commit a crime and video tape it, it's only going on private videos. *grin*

DFTBA!

[rhymingwithoranges]

lol

thanks

:)

[babyporridge]

oh jazzza.

you're totally my favourite newscaster. who else says hello to locks of hair while deliberating a report :P

eye lover you.

[rhymingwithoranges]

this love is 100% recipricated

:)

[7789902]

Canadian police have arrested UFC wannabee's in Canada. The dumbass posted a vid with his actual FACE looking straight in the camera. WHOLLY FUCK!! lol!! Apparently it's illegal for dumb people to beat the shit out of each other for prizes even when the prize is some lame paper cut out of a championship belt. I DEMAND THAT DUMB PEOPLE BEAT EACH OTHER UP!!

[NicoleOlle]

and sometimes i woder where you get the ideas for your faces.......lolz XD

[coollikeyodais]

Re Macho Behaviour -- Is that the best you can do?

Re Blank bits in vid -- maybe you could insert some ads to avoid that blank screen

Re Format -- it suites you and I love it

[rhymingwithoranges]

re re macho behaviour

yes

:P

[BzzMuffinLlama]

i love jazza ! <3 =]

just causee his smile cheers me up. and lately whenever i feel bad, i watch this video. because i love it.

[rhymingwithoranges]

nice to be of service

:)

[alacruz]

i'm confused. are these crime stopping things happening in the US or the UK

[rhymingwithoranges]

the story i found was about the uk but it wouldn't surprise me is it was happening in the us aswell

[LCSsings]

haha i love your outtakes! you are so cute :)

[TROEkl]

i love all of the faces you pull-they're so cute!

but wow, those people must be complete and total idiots in a completely new class to post a video of them doing a crime on youtube.

[rhymingwithoranges]

i wasn't pulling silly faces...

thats my normal expression

lol

:P

[5toBruno]

wow dude in the drawing,you missplaced the colors...

YOU is black and

Tube is red

=]=]=]

[rhymingwithoranges]

i know

i thought it was origional

:P

[5toBruno]

ok then...

NICE ONE!!!

[Thisisace]

Great video mate.

Love the tough black and white Jazza - so unlike you !

[julescavalier]

ahaha. i luv u jazza, cos you deliver a great message for us for half the video, and then the other half is hilariously random outtakes. and i'm slowly becoming obsessed with your amazing hair... indeed...

[rhymingwithoranges]

lol

awesome

it wasn't mean to be the whole half of the video

it's kinda made the centre frame suck

lol

[xldombr0x]

i love how that picture just randomly appears on the wall

[JustMeAllyBee]

wows I like your hair jazza =]

uber cutee <3

[ElionaZale]

ooooo i love your artistic hand :D

[rhymingwithoranges]

I should be the one doing art at college

:P

[givemelemons]

*sigh*

i still like your nose

another great video :)

[rhymingwithoranges]

lol... thanks...

[ScorpiusRising]

yay out-takes :D

[LizlikesHPalot]

youtube = world peace :P

your outtakes make me smile haha.

[hord]

great vid, i never knew they did this *deletes all criminal videos* jk haha

[Maryangel24]

LMAO xD *pulls hair back....hello* xD

aaaww... i loved the outtakes. ur drawing is so cute xD i def. wanna cuddle u after watching this vid hahaha

<3

[rhymingwithoranges]

i prefer huggles

a cross between a cuddle and a hug

:)

[Maryangel24]

hahaha um... okay, i will practise how one huggles correctly for u!

[GrandNarrative]

So 'manly behaviour' is just basically being an idiot? If I was a man I'd be trying to redifine manly behaviour, so that it was perhaps less embarressing. But then, um stuck with girly behaviour, which is basically giggling and cooing at babies.

[rhymingwithoranges]

in a word

yes

yes it is just being an idiot

:P

[Ziggystarla]

wow. peoples are dumb! *dies of stoopid*

[rhymingwithoranges]

lol

amazing

comment

:)

[Ziggystarla]

lol

thank

you

=]

[lolsinblows]

no silly sign blue tacked to your wall in this one jazza!!

wow am i observant!! (not really)

[Agriking]

So I assume that you'll be watching your step in the future as one or two of your videos could in fact be considered a crime?

[rhymingwithoranges]

it did make me think...

lol

[FroGhandi]

Yeah it is pretty stupid to put up videos that clearly shouldnt be allowed. I think soon enough YT will check videos before alloweing them to go up publicly. i hope not though - that would be frustrating.

[ahhhumbug]

if you actually went back to all your videos and looked at how many times you've fixed your hair, you could probably make an entire video of just you playing with your hair

:)

[jeffrey5366]

Yay for the stupidity of criminals!

[chicaitaliana92]

haha that 'youtube polie' was a typo, obviously i meant 'youtube police' .. :P

[rhymingwithoranges]

i mean clearly

lol

[chicaitaliana92]

Awesome drawing ! Go go youtube police! Maybe we should try to be part of the youtube polie.. how cool would THAT be ?

Great vid as always :)

[hyperbunnyninja]

i acually pictures a road runner when u said road sweeper...not sure why...

meep mepp :P

[rhymingwithoranges]

lol

i love you eve

:)

[Pinkcrusader]

Yay You Tube!!! I knew it was a super hero!!

[shebitmylip]

the 1/2 of the video that was outtakes was amazing. and very cute.

and i did a current event on this last year for geography. not that it had anything to do with geography. but i think i got the article out of a canadian newspaper so it counted.

[jorgeismyhomie]

wow jazza. that was a manly display of manly machoness. :)

[thisisthebestsnever]

i so want a copy of your drawing.

[rhymingwithoranges]

i should start selling them on t-shirts

:P

[thisisthebestsnever]

i would wear that t-shirt.

[maniacalmike]

T-shirts by Jazza

it's a new clothing line

picture the models on the stage, stage lights and cameras everywhere

I wonder how hard it would be to silkscreen a few as an arts and crafts kind of thing to sell to you faithful viewers? The local trophy shop could do it all, but that's a bit expensive to do on a lark.

[maniacalmike]

Excellent point, how stupid must one be to publicly display evidence against oneself? It isn't surprising, though. Criminal behavior isn't generally a sign of intelligence.

The road sweeper - lol

The drawing looks very stern. Love the way it blinks into existence on your wall.

The outtakes are great! The news pieces are interesting and informative by themselves, but the outtakes distinguish your videos and make them truly awe inspiring. Go Jazza!

[rhymingwithoranges]

aww

thankyou very much

*blushes*

[maniacalmike]

You're welcome.

[PaperStory]

youre always so enthusiastic xD, im watching this is the morning holding a coffee cup and just all squinty like. "=_=;; what s'thuzzz?"

[rhymingwithoranges]

lol

aww

amazing!

i have that exact mental image of you doing that right now

:P

[ELLEandEM]

hahaha.....that little bit of hair looked like it was annoying you out of control!!!

[rhymingwithoranges]

it is a fickle one that pice of hair

it is doing the same thing right now

lol

[studentdotcom]

haha - loved your drawing. that shouldn't have been an out take!

[rhymingwithoranges]

lol

i felt it would have interupted what flow the origional video had

:P

[xbrokenmindedx]

i love how the picture randomly appears on your wall @ the start XD

hehe, nice video hunnybunny xxxxxxx

[rhymingwithoranges]

snuggle bum

;)

[xbrokenmindedx]

mwah xxxxxx

[lifeinacndyswrl]

haha. I love your outtakes.

[rhymingwithoranges]

i love ur intakes

(wow that was witty :O)

[lifeinacndyswrl]

and kind of dirty sounding! haha ;)

[rhymingwithoranges]

i was like

dirty?

how?

then it dawned on me

and i giggled

he he

:P

[lifeinacndyswrl]

yea, my mind lives in the gutter a lot of the time. hah.

[Minish]

You've just ruined three in-production videos I was doing... thanks a lot.

Now I've got to get back to shitty original videos.

[rhymingwithoranges]

oh

:(

sorry

make them anyway please

:)

[daveyboyz]

haha brilliant. loved he drawing man, i can imagine that must be what they look like

[rhymingwithoranges]

i have an image of them being like the card soldiers from alice in wonderland

:P

[Blacktoucans]

woohoo!!!

[MusicFromBlueSkies]

nice out-take-athon!

=P

[STONEDTOTHEBONE]

Well..... at least Jazza isn't too lazy to do his OWN vids!! "-) I mean really ... just how many out-takes do you get while sitting on the couch watching your clone make videos for ya?????? LOL "-)

[MusicFromBlueSkies]

pfft at least my smiley has 2 eyes.

[rhymingwithoranges]

i know... i think they may have been longer than the actual video

lol

and i think stonedtothebone just pwnd you dave

gutted for you

btw call me about tomorrow

:)

[MusicFromBlueSkies]

do you have skype or do I have to spend money on you?!

[rhymingwithoranges]

oh ffs

yes i have skype

you know my name fool!

search me

... twat

[rhymingwithoranges]

cuz i just tried to search you and aparently you don't exist

:S

[cycoG]

i always look for the picture in the back of ur videos now..

[Epiphanized]

oh shit, really?

*deletes other account*

[rhymingwithoranges]

what happened to the account... it had "name" in the title...

did someone just give up?

lol

[Epiphanized]

lol well i was actually joking! but..

yes howdoyouspellmyname

i'm bad enough at making videos for This account, let alone another!

[rhymingwithoranges]

that is a good point

i loved how i found out it was you like the day you made it

sorry bout that

:P

[bebyta94]

your drawing is like so cute....

i haha your faces were funnyy..

you have a point...like always...

your are right...people are like really stupid.....why would they put a video of them doing that... thats just plain stupid

[Mikisthatchick]

hahaha well done jazza.

the drawing was a good visual aide, i feel it really brot the story together.

i liked the little car in the back of the picture as well.

peace and cheers,

mik

[rhymingwithoranges]

lol

brot the story together

:P

i may name my plant brot in honour of this comment

:P

[Mikisthatchick]

brot is copywrited...but i suppose if it for the good of a plant i can make an exception.

why is everyone naming plants suddenly?

i need to be trendy and get me a plant.

[rhymingwithoranges]

i have an ivy

its dying

i thought giving it a name would help

:P

[Mikisthatchick]

ivy is a good type of plant to have i think...i used to have one until i watered it too much and it drowned...oops.

but naming your ivy brot would give it a new will to live i think. give it a whirl.

[Loziwig]

haha

[rhymingwithoranges]

hoho

[Loziwig]

hehe

[merosiebean]

Your artistic skills never fail to amaze.

GO YOUTUBE POLICE

[rhymingwithoranges]

yeah i think i should get an artisic award or something

i think my work definately has cubist connotations

:P

[BzzMuffinLlama]

hahahahah wow jazza ! i fricken love you. you always make me laugh * AND THEN BAM! YOUR BEHIND BARS* hahahaa. love itt.

[rhymingwithoranges]

aww thankyou

comments like this make me love YOU

:)

[rusian1220]

It's criminal the way criminal's expose themselves like that.

[rhymingwithoranges]

just criminal

lol

[LittleMissKit]

Meow

[rhymingwithoranges]

woof!

[Cadwaladr]

Criminals are just getting stupider and stupider. I would never make a video of myself commiting crimes . . . because I NEVER break the law. [shifty eyes] NEVER!

[rhymingwithoranges]

EVER!!

[normalwerido]

nice vid i like the bloopers they were funny

and i heard this how in south korea one time someone flimed a woman walking her dog and not cleaning after it and the video was seen on the internet by the cops and she was found and given a fine

and the criminals uploading there crime on the internet is dumbbbbbbbb

=D your so cute

[rhymingwithoranges]

thats hilarious!

poopoo crime

:P

[normalwerido]

yea

=D

[KickThePj]

I heard about that!

My mother was like "pj did you see that guy about the guy that got arrested for driving in a car whilst filming"

I was like..yeah mum, that was me..

Oh jazza, i hope i dont get arrested for being naked in videos :( protect me?

[rhymingwithoranges]

i will protect you young one

*holds in a protectfull way*

:P

[CKretts]

This made me laugh really hard for some reason.. I think it was a combo of the word 'whilst' and '*holds in a protectfull way*' =D

I don't know why I'm commenting on it though.. I think your videos addle my brain a little. But I like it ;)

Lawl.

[BarryAldridge]

Yeah I was reading some local papers of London and they are cases that Youtube has been helpful in id'ng the criminals.

Yeah I like the outtakes as usual Jazza.

Barry

[rhymingwithoranges]

cheers barry

knowing you exist makes me feel jolly

:)

[BarryAldridge]

Cool. Glad to make you Jolly Jazza.

[lawrencejoga]

whats all that stuff on your wall?

[rhymingwithoranges]

my life in article, post-it and doodle form

:)

[dafttool]

This crimefighting is going both ways. Youtube is also exposing law enforcement who have abused the rights of people they've arrested.

[rhymingwithoranges]

wow didn't know that cheers

:)

[jot88]

hahahahaha at the road sweeper!