Twilight Sparkle - (pinkie pie swear)

[123jcmaster]

and not a single fuck was given that day

[Paulthemapguy]

I think we all already knew that Asians have no coordination or motor skills

[kazuoq60]

Her entire hoof fits in her eye socket! LOL!

[KrystilTears]

twilight for most adorkable.

[LeJourDuJugement]

I miss the comment that commanded you to watch this video with your eyes closed.

[Puglous]

That's why I'm glad my eyes don't take up half my face.

[PeinsDisciple]

Close eyes, listen to video. If you get boner, the congratulations!

[omgCAPSlol]

This scene becomes WAAAAIIIIIII to scary, if you're only listening to the audio ._. .

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[samusRulz]

Step 1, step into the machine

Cross my heart, hope to die, stick a needle in my eye.

[moarfan619]

Stone Cold: What?

R-Truth: Don't 'what' me!

The Miz: Really?

Zack Ryder: You serious bro?

Chris Jerhico: I'm from Winnapig you idiot!

CM Punk: YOU HAVE A VAGINA!

[thefenixfamily]

@moarfan619

I have no idea what your talking about... but I feel like it's a necessity for me to give you a thumbs up... o3o

[TheElectricHedgehog]

Tonight on Equestria's Funniest Home Videos...

[Ozimul]

What's an "AUGH!" ?

[MlpAndMHLover]

"Twilight, YOU ALMOST PINKIE PROMISED!...And that is close enough for me!"

[TheHaxman999]

YOU PINKIE PROMISED

[Giovannino357]

she stuck her ENTIRE HOOF into her eye. that must hurt

[ItsNothingPersonal32]

CELESTIA DAMN IT, I TRUSTED YOU! FUCK YOU...AND FUCK YOUR CUPCAKES!

[thefenixfamily]

@ItsNothingPersonal32

This is the part where pinkie's hair deflates... any second now... c'mon, she must be sad and/or depressed from you saying that... '2 minutes later' ...GAH! FUCK! NEVERMIND!

[ItsNothingPersonal32]

@thefenixfamily No, it's the scene where she transforms into a Necropmorph and tries to tear Twilight Clarke to pieces, but then Clarke destroys her and the Cupcake, and escapes the Sprawl with Ellie Applejack Langford.

[darknight8095]

Now you know how Isaac Clarke felt... it hurt... a lot.

[hentaispyder]

its just a pinkie swear not a pinkie pie swear

[AzariahKyras]

cross my heart

and hope to fly

stick a cupcake in my eye

when you break a promise to pinkie pie

you can kiss your flank goodbye

[hero54123]

nopony swears like GASTON!!

[traindude32]

"Cross my heart,hope to fly,stick a cupcake in my MOTHERBUCKERRRR "

[CrabbyDarth2122]

Cross my heart.

Dicks can fly.

Stick a Cupcake in my eye.

[Vendetta162X]

1, 2, tries to fly

3, 4, (5,) pokes her eye

[Aygiggs]

A link to another one of your videos in the description, now thats promotion... as if we hadnt already planned on clickin on one of those ------->

[Baraswan]

Eye :3

[CaptainSeacup]

Stick a cupcake in your WHAT!?

[danmaste71]

@CaptainSeacup your nose *snort snort snort*

[CrabbyDarth2122]

I tried this.

Hello doctor.

Oh.

This cross over my eye.

I did this

OH FUCKING HELL IT HURTS.

[werewolf873]

...if you know whats good for you you wont even CONTEMPLATE bresking that.

[TheGreaterLegoman]

NOPONY BREAKS A PINKIE PROMISE!

[MrPeak95]

Pause at 0:02. LOL!

[Elliptisoar]

I used to lie. Then I took a cupcake in the eye.

[Vendetta162X]

She did it wrong -_-

[WarioBrose]

I think I know why Pinkie didn't poke her eye. I noticed Pinkie closed her eye before she put her hoof there. Twilight didn't.

[LuckydsiTFM]

I guess Twilight never took a cupcake to her eye, unlike pinkie pie...

[XM177ColtCommando]

Perhaps this is why she kept failing at that part in Dead Space 2...

[Vendetta162X]

She didn't finish that...so technically she didn't Pinkie Pie swear.

[flyfire3000]

3 people stuck a cupcake in there eye and missed the like botten

[XM177ColtCommando]

Note to self, never let Twilight handle the eye machine... 

[kenomatthew]

So... as you have just witnessed, we've learned that MLP ponies have eyes big enough for their hooves to poke it clean out... We're not banging rocks together, we have a live test subject who can prove this fact for you. Just remember to flag down a test associate, let them know you're interested and sign whatever he shoves at your face. Also, since this message is pre-recorded our "live" test subject may already have suffered from some mild brain damage. Rest assured we have more ponies.

[Nickolov707]

Hold 8 for something

[R8dRLegendKilla]

AH MY EYE! WHY IS ALWAYS THE GODDAMN EYE

[KitsuneJimmy]

SCRUNCHY FACE :D

[morganroate]

Every time I watch this I wait for her to go "AH! Son of a b**ch"

[TheMagicalBacon]

Press 3 for "Good night-AGHH!"

[Shannixxii]

haha forgot to close the eye first

[Kreloar]

You're doing it wrong, Twilight.

[TheZeroninja]

the cupcake is a lie!!!!!

[penguinmaster7]

this puts a new spin on the ol' pinky swear

[PinkiePieMLP]

No, Twilight you did it Wrong. 

[Meq7q]

If you pause it at 0.02 Ouch!

[JackiePhantom13]

CAUTION: cut off intended to block strong language

[thepokemonkid61]

Twilight's hari-kiri if she was a guest in Mortal Kombat

[apocalypse221]

If someone can figure out a way to do that swear and gesture in a non-retarded way..

You know, for those of us who aren't ponies...

[Hematite1000]

Stross: Step Three, Twilight Sparkle!

[380aksel]

And thats how the Demoman really lost his eye

[neon39367]

MLP: cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye

dead space 2: cross my heart, hope to die, stick a needle in my eye

...now i seen everything

[yoalexisfs]

@neon39367 this is truth, fuck damn it, MLP is a PARODY of EVERYTHING, everything including videogames

[BullhornStudios]

@yoalexisfs @neon39367 It's actually a real saying.

[xMarty182x]

deadspace2.poni

[nigahiga68]

This sin't at all what I imagined when i saw the title...

[Lazerboard]

0:02 I can't dumb today, I brained my stab.

[beserkmaster]

"Stick a cupcake in my WAAH!"

Jeez Twilight, this is a kid's show!

[becausehorse]

And this is why Twilight is best pony. Her adorkableness is off the charts. . . just like my medical bills.

[kitsunefire1]

I said this to a customer at Panera when she asked me if the soup was good.

She looked so confused, but her four year old said, "Pinkie Pie says that too!"

[TheZombieKing]

@kitsunefire1 D'awwwwww...

[ZOMGlolzWORLD]

@kitsunefire1 my dad works at panera :3

[xXSpellcasterXx]

@kitsunefire1 awwwwwwwwwww that gets a big thumbs up!

[Giovannino357]

@kitsunefire1 THATS SO AWESOME!!!!!!!

[VikariusRobo]

@kitsunefire1

Your comment was awesome I just had to like it.

[UntitledKirk]

@kitsunefire1 That's amazing o.O

[statoose]

@kitsunefire1 YAYEAH! *Brohoof*

[gruntythe1andonly]

@kitsunefire1 Win.

[EinLienZ]

@kitsunefire1 Was the four year old a girl because if the four year old was i girl I would be confused!

[InvaderWakkoReborn]

@kitsunefire1 Her child knows best.

[godgundam10]

"Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in myAAAAH MOTHER F#@$&R!!!!

[EdtheBlueNinjaYoshi4]

@godgundam10

Sounds like something Tara Strong would say.

[EdtheBlueNinjaYoshi4]

@godgundam10

Sounds like something Tara Strong would say.

[Luckyrob72]

stick a cupcake in HER....

[elsandro8000]

@Luckyrob72 ...eye? or maybe somewhere else...

[Luckyrob72]

@elsandro8000 lol xD

[elsandro8000]

@Luckyrob72 I mean maybe in her other eye

hehe you're such a perv

hehe me too

[Luckyrob72]

@elsandro8000 lol i didnt think of that hehe xD good one! maby she will stick it in her ears ;-;

[elsandro8000]

@Luckyrob72 YEAH!...in her "ears" hehe

[Luckyrob72]

@elsandro8000 LOL xD!!!!! good job brother, we freaked out every other brony here !!!

[elsandro8000]

@Luckyrob72 YEAH..."freaked" hehehe

[Neverhoodian]

No matter how many times I watch this, I always flinch.

[jinrex015]

try listen to this with your eyes close

[DanishNecromorph]

Stick a cupcake in my... eye...?

NO!

[Acoustic1234567]

Watch this with your eyes closed 0_o

[godisasadist]

Pausing at two seconds makes her happy to be jamming her arm into her eye.

[TwilightSparkleTube]

I've done that before!

[jennylover456]

listen to it with your eyes closed

[theguywhoannoysme]

SOAPY WATER! SOAPY WATER IN MY EYES!!!

[twistedmetalero]

CROSS MY HEART AND HOPE TO DIE STICK A NEDDLE IN YOUR EYE

[KeramatZMode]

@twistedmetalero somepony have to do a PMV for the Dead Space 2 scene

[twistedmetalero]

@KeramatZMode i think is already done

[AmyXRuby]

Press 4. Get my AH, get my AH, get my AH trolololol.

[gato23]

anyone made a dead space 2 reference yet?

[Ryanlauph]

Now she has to go back to magic kindergarten because she failed her hoof-eye-coordination exam

[eth92]

SEE

[Roosauec]

Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my OH GOD WHY?

[Kari166]

Excuse me while I gouge out my eye.

[HabboThorpii]

FACE HOOF

[ShadowNinja1995]

Keep on pressing 3 to see Twilight poke herself over and over again

[thepurplecrystalz]

Poor Twilight. D:

[Yudhaikeledai]

I kept on pressing 1... I really wonder if Twilight might eventually take off

[mrkm5600]

Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my AIYIYI!

[Iamoldenough92]

Press 9 for panting.

[DragonNamedRed]

*insert Dead Space 2 Death scene here*

[BCete]

@DragonNamedRed can you explain that one to me?

[DragonNamedRed]

@BCete Youtube Dead Space 2: Eye Poke machine.

[BCete]

@DragonNamedRed yeah i saw that clip. But why whould some one do that?

[Hedgepook]

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!!!

[MammuttiZ]

@Hedgepook ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) Y U NO USE Y U NO MEME?

[Hedgepook]

@MammuttiZ

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) CUS I'M DOING IT WRONG!

[npx190]

I think the issue here is that, because she is in a hot tub, the boiled water is what made her scream, not so much jabbing her own eye alone.

[1Animeculture]

There are things in the world ... which only pinkie pie may do .

[CaptainHalodude]

PinkiePieSwearfortheBeats.

[gigastrike2]

How do you screw that up?

[masterchiefsasuke]

Press 6

[ProjectAngelLuna]

Stick a cupcake in my OH GOD WHY.

[raybob11]

...painis cupcake?

[Rainb0wDaash]

okay im not one to usually make sexual references but.... if you keep pressing 4 sounds like "dick in my AAAHHH!"

[TheSacredCreator2]

"...That wasn't a cupcake!

THAT WASN'T A CUPCAAAAHAHAHAHAAAKE!!!"

[xCuddles34]

Press 3.

[ARViuff]

you doing it wrong

[Huussi6]

That eyehoof looks pretty painful after few times...

[Totema1]

It's okay Twilight, you'll get used to putting in your contacts after a few weeks.

[theLEGOdude2000]

Cross my heart and hope to fly stick a cock in my-Aaaaah!

[Carybm]

Dead Space 2

[frypoddie]

@Carybm ....Why

[Carybm]

@frypoddie

"This is going to hurt isn't it?"

[HaloReplicas]

@Carybm OMG, It all makes sense now. PONIES ARE THE FINAL FORM OF NECROMORPH TRANSFORMATION!

[Personoide]

@Carybm I can see somebody making a mod in which that needle thingy becomes a cupcake.

[Carybm]

@Personoide

Yeah, but then I would just fail on purpose. lol

[MizCherryBlossom8]

@Personoide  I already saw that video.

*shudder*

[Eternityglacier]

press 1 for "two flies"

press 2 for "two flies"

press 3 for "begin my"

press 4 for "begin my"

press 5 for "begin my"

press 6 for "*gasp*"

press 7 for "*gasp*"

press 8 for "*gasp*"

press 9 for "end"

[WillRennar]

PINKIE PIE SWEAR CHECKLIST

Verbage: "Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye."

While reciting above verbage, mark off each step upon completion:

Step 1: Cross heart. ( X )

Step 2: Flutter arms. ( X )

Step 3: Raise left hoof. ( X )

Step 4: Close left eye ( )

Step 5: Poke left eye with left hoof ( X )

[kace1969]

@WillRennar YOU FORGOT ONE THING.

Step 6:Yell out in pain ( X )

[WillRennar]

@kace1969 No, that's just the result of skipping Step 4.

[KONTROLLEN348]

OH GOD THE PAIN! THE PAAAAAAIN!

[shadowdemons117]

I GOT IT PAUSED DIRECTLY WHEN SHE POKED HER EYE YESH I AM THE GREATEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hotelmario510]

@shadowdemons117 So did I.

It's hilarious.

[juliedrill]

Pause at exactly 3:00

[rbjnytfcuhvj]

...she can break that promise. she didn't finish.

"cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my AAAHHHH"

[hugothenerd]

>Mentions the word "cupcake"

>"OH GAWD CUPCAKES THUMBS UP LOLOLOL"

[stallonedude40]

That's why you CLOSE your eye, Twilight.

[ThePoeticPony]

Pause at exactly 2 seconds

[pdPOINTnCLICKbq]

Cross my heart and hope to die, stick a needle in your eye.

[LordFunkyFist]

Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.

[bbaarrttddeemmooeess]

smash the nr 3 for a min and ask your self why XD

[MrEpicake]

1, 2- Fly sticker

3, 4, 5 -Goodnight

6+ - *wheeze*

[Xeafroxear]

Watch this while your eyes are closed, i dare you.

[Nedas21]

@Xeafroxear But if my eyes are closed, how can I watch it? D:

[woutmees]

@Xeafroxear I don't really get it.

[Zanarkke]

she is the most adorable in the series because its more subtle than the rest.

[FirestoneX]

I find it amusing that her eyes are bigger than her hooves.

[iAndster]

Playing through Dead Space 2, hear Stross say this rhyme, realize it's different, disappointed

[MrToastOmnomnom]

in you whaaa? O;

[SkeyeForce]

Step 1 : crawl inside

Step 2: the screws go tight all around

Cross my heart and hope to die...

Make a cupcake out of your eye

[Brendanrocks43]

And that's why Pinkie closed her eye first.

Silly Twilight.

[avunue12345678]

There's Something on your Face! IT WAS PAIN

[fleskfan100]

Listen to this with your eyes closed.

XD

[trogdor1oh1]

I did it all for the Pinkie(come on) the Pinkie(come on) so you can take that cupcake and stick it in your EUGHH stick it in your EUGHH stick it in your EUGHH stick it in your

[cprailes44ac]

at least she didn't say "up my".