vodka tampons and anal beer bongs!

[lucasboden]

Woman, you can have your sex partner dip his dick in vodka instead of a tampon before insertion. 

[Growapair4once]

Beer bong up the ass? That just sounds a little gay, everybody must be a little bisexual these day. Shoving anything up your ass is something your friends would never let you live down.

[dash1dash2]

Stand up, crack your head and die because you put a tampon in your vagina.

right.

[l989d]

Thanks doctors! I was wondering why I was getting all that vaginal cracking...now I know to put my vodka tamps in the back door.

[Nerfherder3]

Oh Internet...is there nothing you cannot show me?

[MrC110992]

It will destroy...the VAGINA

[gia3281]

i love the doctors, this is so bad.

[TheRealEzzy]

This is a total fucking lie rofl

[MrBillsfan18]

the title of this video is more interesting than the video

[cazspazrazmataz]

Vaginally, that's just gonna DESTROY the vagina.

[RockWYouTilSunrise]

"You can stand up, fall, crack your head and DIE."

Coach Carl, anyone?

[thevuutrain]

does this RALLY happen?

[waterloojew]

Im a child and I do this! It makes watching sponge bob so much more tolerable

[rosieboi]

I was hoping he was gonna pass the tampon to the right for a demonstration

[5HREDD3R]

LOL, stupid Americans shoving tampons up their asses.

[tekuniversity]

@5HREDD3R , Story is that this started in Finland, but you go ahead and make yourself feel better by ripping into Americans (but it won't stop you from appearing as stupid and biased).

[CanadianBrewmaster14]

o yeah i love tampons up my ass...its the best way to get drunk. haha

[simonduzz]

lol, vagina..

[tony711978]

The kids are trying to hid the smell dumb ass doctors

[SirKrow]

@tony711978 And that justifies putting it in your ass?

[dojojoes]

finally! they developed a new body shot technique.

[furvert101]

hit 3 and then hit 1 for "eating butt"

[burningblind121]

BUTT CHUG!!!!

[ProFecY17]

hahahaaa yo i totally get the title now lmao ..wtf tho anal beer bong? sounds like a game for gays, n i heard of soaking tampons in alcohol b4 but it was frm the show 30 Rock loll...homegirl said "that is just gonna DESTROY!! the vagina" lmao

[AllergicLT]

I tried it. It felt really bad. So I wrote a song about it.

[demonsparkx]

anal beer bong FTW! loool

[DetectiveTective]

They should see what other things people stick up their butts....

[mattandrobarecool13]

ill just go smoke a blunt

[woahtheresamountain]

funnier with transcribed audio

[valdd11]

at 1:03 that guys like "oh shit i thought i was the only one..."

[sanster23]

Nasty!!! I wonder what is the effect if you add an olive to that drink.

[MediaMocker]

destroyed vagina destroy their vagina DESTROY THEIR VAGINAAAA!

[kyoukan102]

Am I watching the Onion?

[anko8aug]

i don't wanna know

[anko8aug]

(weird )does it smoke weed there too?

[iJakeVEVO]

Fuckin Steve-o

[dadylarge]

If there is anyone out there fuckin stupid enough to do this , fuck em

[Kelenerz]

Why do I keep laughing when they say Vagina? Omg xD

[superpwned80]

no one does this....

[EveningTrip]

Why not just take a shot of vodka? Is this really any quicker? WTF?

[abughraib1]

lol she said vagina..................

[TheBlackStar999]

All this time I was sticking tampons in my ass, and I could've been soaking them in vodka first? DAMMIT!

[MastermindX]

Hehe, the kids nowadays they think they invented everything, but this is not a new thing. Back in the day we used to pump bourbon up our asses in order to smuggle it across the border, then we poured it back into bottles and it was ready to serve in any speakeasy. We called it buttlegging.

[steffen54321]

@MastermindX

Haha, one would have to be a mastermind to come up with something that fits the word buttlegging. Kudos!

[RedNYello505]

Dick destroys pussy too bitch lol! & not all guys are faggots, fake tv "doctor". Only faggots stick shit up their ass! Hehe

[TopHatGeorge]

I don't think I'd ever hear the words "destroy the vagina" on television before. Also, vaginas are apparently made from some anti-vodka material that, upon contact with vaginal flesh, combusts and explodes violently.

[ryansdomain]

Media=fucktarded. 'Nuff said.

[billybob2411]

i gotta go find a tampon

[DeathORPunani]

wonder wats worse? cracked up teen vagina or just semi-over used one...

[rambadibow]

I love how U.S. media can just make up the most obviously bullshit story ever and no one, absolutely no one will demand evidence. They just swallow that shit right up.

Keep on truckin', "free world".

[xHaganProductionsx]

God love you Soren. <3

[CaliCal68]

i've heard of xtc into the anus but this is possible too haha

[Mekakakaka]

i was already laughing from the opening theme. "Doooctor, doctor... give me the neeeeews!!"

[DeadRavers]

"Hey bartender! My lady-friend here will have a Gin & Tampax, and as for me, get me a pitcher of Heineken, a funnel and some vaseline."

Absolut vodka should jump on this shit for a new slogan: "Its ALWAYS that time of the month for Absolut."

[AimeeViolette]

wHAt thA fuCK is wrong with these kids??

[Rebirth1337]

No one does this unless there in prison and they don't use vodka they use shoe polish.

[LiamMcRaeMusic]

'vaginally that is just gonna DESTROY the vagina'

[Gennedream]

bahahaha Cracked sent me here - favorited!

[RAFintheghetto]

If you take this tampon, you WILL fall on your head and die.

[rob6van1dam9]

Ehhh I'm in university and I've seen some of the weirdest and crazies shit ever in history of everything.....but nobody does this.....

In fact, I've never heard of this until today.

[DrOxy2852]

lmao. NO! DON'T DESTROY THE VAGINA lmao!!

[thegmanyo]

I'm a teenager and I put alcoholic tampons in my vagina all the time.

[Jounquilletheravada]

The female doctor looks like she knows all about what destroys a vagina.

[Jounquilletheravada]

After a long night with my anal beer bong, I make quality Jenkem.

[kingheinz57]

@Jounquilletheravada LMAO

[Jounquilletheravada]

Vodka makes me put things in my vagina I never expected I would...

[Jounquilletheravada]

"That is just gonna completely destroy the vagina."

[SovietPlatypus]

Looks like he pulled that last one

*put on sunglasses*

Straight out of his ass

Yeaaaaaaaaah

[paulchenprost]

@SovietPlatypus

would've been lame without the sunglasses. but now its thumbs up:D

[rob6van1dam9]

@SovietPlatypus you win 500 internet points!

[WeAreTitus]

I'm a teenager and i don't think i could think of something less attractive and fun to do with a group of friends than put vodka in my vagina.

[TheHonp]

Kids ARE doing this, people. Don't be fooled otherwise! Also, be on the lookout for Jenkem and other drugs teens are surely using!

Really now? They should change this show's name from "The Doctors" to "The Quacks."

[smackknot]

Yeah nobody did this.......

[R3yn07d5Ru735]

You heard it here folks. Don't use tampons to get high on vodka, or you'll damage your vagina materials.

[djblueshift]

that's some fine reportin, lou

[schmetterlink]

In my high school, we all used to sniff jenkem while we had vodka tampons stuck in our butts. Anyone who refused was an outcast. I continued to do this until I found Jesus.

[Incredible43]

@schmetterlink LoL = )

[xXB03Xx]

@schmetterlink

you come from africa don't you?

[VHVieyra1]

@schmetterlink  who's Jesus? Your boyfriend?

[sanshearts]

@schmetterlink jesus~

[gabby1049]

@schmetterlink yo seriously



[CaptainRon1967]

I have searched the web and not found one account of people doing this. These are "Doctors" that are believing this is happening around the country? As a long time drinker, I assure you a tampon can not hold enough alcohol to get me drunk.

[edgirallenjoe29]

"Yeah make it dirty. And can you put a little salt on the rim?"

[TCG11]

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poeple are retarded

[coolbeans135]

Lol. If u put a vodka soaked tampon into your vagina or rectum, you can fall on your head die. Thanks for the tip doctors.

[NDUDE]

Finally, I have found the answer to my problem: Vodka tampons! Now I can make the perfect human Molotov cocktail! They'll never see it coming!

[dawnpop]

Jim seems to be kinda into it.

[brokenbones199]

no self respecting guy would shove a bong up his ass instead of drinking it. what bullshit

[missnicky20]

@brokenbones199 there are men out there without self respect. this is a great idea for gay guys! lol

[rockstarJDP]

wait... this isn't a real programme surely?

[readordiefanatic]

God fucking dammit I hate television sometimes

DOCTOR DOCTOR GIVE ME THE NEWS!

[intigfx]

@readordiefanatic I really thought it was satire. Can't take something seriously with an intro like that.

[Sadslab]

Never heard of this. It is amazing how often I hear from older people how many dangerous stupid things I do.

[montane]

what a load of dogshit if anyone believes this!

[Flux234]

"That, is just gonna destroy the vagina!" lol

[iblameitonadd]

Did she just say "Bragina"?

[sleepymartyr]

Everywhere.

[crossingallthelines]

Are you guys dumb? Of course this stuff happens! At a party last week my and my heterosexual friends had a but chugging competition. I know it sounds really gay and stuff, but it's actually a lot funner than it sounds. We lift our legs up in front of eachother and just start but chugging away. We even go as far as farting the beer into each other's mouths'. Again, not gay at all! Just a couple dudes having fun that's all it is. Girls do the same with the vodginas.

[Yalrim]

I know what else will destroy that vagina......

[turkmenator]

"You can stand up, fall, crack your head and die"

That's a little far out there, plus, how is this any more risky than normal drinking? (where there is an equal likelihood that this would happen...)

[kinidisoul]

*VIDEO* or i call BS!

[DamagedJustice55]

I LOVE YOU CRACKED.COM

[Coombsdrew]

"Vaginally, that is just going to destroy the vagina. Uh, the vagina material is gunna crack and break because you're gunna get burns."

Words of a true expert.

[anoziraflaminghot]

courtesy of cracked.com "The idea is that teens cram the tubes in their own rectums, intentionally, then pound beer after beer with their asses in what everyone is calling "Butt Chugging." No one can point to a single instance of it actually occurring, but we all just know that teens are doing it across America. We just know it."

seriously, NO ONE does this!!

[CriticallyOctane]

lol, they said vagina :p

[Hardwyre]

And seriously, who the hell is going to get drunk on.. what.. a half ounce of vodka that tampon is going to be able to soak up?

[Hardwyre]

"The vagina material" ....... DO YOU MEAN THE VAGINAL MUCOSA YOU STUPID MOCK DOC BITCH!?

[rockerravers]

Bullshiting : The daytime show

[AntiProtonBoy]

I think of more fun ways of "destroying" vaginas.

[beatlefanc]

If adults actually knew anything about teenage guys, they'd know that none of them would stick anything up their ass for fear of being called gay by their friends. So I call bullshit.

[grrrstick]

Just imagine the unemployed mouth breathing soccer moms that are going to see this and demand that tampons be banned or only available with a prescription.

[stomecko]

Bahahahahahahahaha Ahahahahahahahh Ohhhh my science that was good!

[nitroslipperz]

mother of god. this seems like some jackass skit...

[grrrstick]

I just poured Four Loko into my ass!

[pimpofdoom]

"you could stand up fall and crack your head"

fucking idiot

[PickleJello]

Satire?

[Uktrayf]

vaginally that is just gonna destroy the vagina

[mongorians22]

This is obviously more bullshit from paranoia artists. If there's actually a single person putting vodka in their tampon or chugging beer up the butthole, I'd chalk it up to natural selection and say let them do it all they want.

[WrnMyr]

Well NOW I'm gonna do it.

[PunchToTheOvaries]

His face at 1:03.

Hahahahaha.

[ThePredster]

.....Greatest video ever

[ZapHappy1]

It's going to completely destroy your vagina!

[LowBudgetLurker]

pics or it didn't happen

[Slotzan]

stand up, fall, crack your head, and die.

[leonel1982]

Every normal persons first reaction to this video should be "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

[Killzoneguy117]

Okay lets be honest here. If some kid wants to drink bear, he isn't going to put up his ass now is he. How did these "doctors" ever get into Med School if they are completely devoid of any common sense. If I'm getting surgery, I hope to God that that these dumbasses aren't the ones operating.

[BibleStorm]

@Killzoneguy117 They're obviously not doctors. It's tv. Shows that present misinformation like this as actual fact, backing it up with phony experts and accreditations are harmful to society.

[Killzoneguy117]

@BibleStorm Exactly. Next up, they'll probably do a story about the relationship between Video Games and Bubonic Plague.

[Ichiboy900]

Vodka = Vaginal Kryptonite.

[ZeldaRockbell]

...Dude....that tampon isn't going into anything. Too mushy.

[RabidEasterBunny]

Poring vodka into your vagina is BAD?!

[idkwhattonamemyself]

HAHA this video is dumber than anything any teen could ever do, if someone was pouring beers into their ass at a party they'd be ostracized faster than it takes to beat the shit out of them. What sickens me is that some parents (probably close to retarded, having shrinked their brains from drinking too much themselves) actually believe this crap, and we get all of the shit for it.

[Jonisfilm]

....um..why would we be doing this? why would i want to insert a tube in my anus and pour liquid into it?

[skim172]

This rumor's been around since the 90s - quick tip, alcohol is best absorbed when you digest it first. Shoving it in your vagina is like pouring it into your eye - both have mucus membranes; neither will absorb much, if anything. Also, good chance of getting some major irritation.

And it doesn't help you with the breathalyzer, either - as long as alcohol is in your blood, you'll breathe it out through your lungs. BAC is blood alcohol content, not "how smelly is your breath."

[MatthewJLeming]

greetings from cracked!

[FlyingShotsOfJack]

Hey guys, keeping chain emails as our sole fact checking source was a great idea. Now we don't have to pay people for doing that "research" bullshit.

[Questionssm]

Nooo not the vagina material!

how are these morons doctors?

[dopeyxc]

Is this serious? This has to be some kind of parody show, right?

[loopofpoop]

@dopeyxc it's supposed to be a serious show. But they do shit like this to get viewers panicky and excited. "some women" could be 3 for all we know. It's just to reinforce the "omg teens are lunatic monsters" hype.

[levelninetroll]

doctor, give me the news! that vodka will DESTROY your vagina.

[SwingJugend]

"The Doctors" also learned me how to snort vodka.

[AmusedChild]

And the twits in the audience are gawking, like, "Reeeaaallly?" Come on!

I'm so glad that I no longer have TV.

[pete5668]

ewwwwwww

[92benno92]

CRACK YOUR HEAD .. AND DIE!

[mayamachine]

these guy's are idiots

[thlandon]

Rectum? It damn near killed him!

[Iceman0484]

MAKE MINE A BLOODY MARY!

[Triton88keys]

@Iceman0484 Good One!!!!! :D

[Iceman0484]

@Triton88keys Thank you my friend =)

[532131]

Only in America

[istephan007]

WTF! lol

[cash1o1]

I wonder if the girls have a vodka tapon and then like a coke or sprite tampon for a chaser ahahah

[mynameisjohnandihat]

the doctors is such a joke of a program.

[cronicd21]

Will defiantly have to try this

[karanmarija1982]

jesus fucking... :O

[zendelem]

i wish i had a vagina

[mersenne00]

oh ffs just legalize it already!

[amaldii]

I REALLY dont want to live on this planet anymore.....dumbass idiot kids AND family.

[TheCavs6]

@amaldii how does that affect you..?

[ThisUsernamePwnsBTW]

i wish i had a vagina:(

[epaRraW]

That had to be the most awkward recording ever

[TheCirkoe]

what!!!!!!!!

its that for reall ??

[the420experiance]

Ive only heard this once and it was steve o so wtf

[mikemedal]

could u get a smaller tube, bro? not into the wide mouth

[hallnoats4ever]

@mikemedal hell yea I am trying this tonight 

[salsa4dayz]

you can stand up, fall, crack your head, and die

[Vulg4r]

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE