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  • Ironside kicks an unmeasurable amount of ass.

  • "Everyone fights, no one quits, you don't do your job I shoot you myself"

    Never forgot this phrase from this movie, ha ha...

  • He is so Lenin.

  • Wasn't Mike, was it? Can't beat a bit of old school 'old Ironsides....

    (*****)

  • You got the job, Casper. $20.

    I took out the competition for you. How's Denise? (Lick Lick)

  • Michael Ironside FTW!!!

  • when i watched this movie for the first time i thought his name was Ratjack

  • For Christ sake Fisher, the mission is over.

  • So did they get him ? Osama ?

  • Diz is fucking hot :P

  • My only problem with this kind of scene is that the actors/actresses are so lousy at military shouting.

    They should have a mandatory stint in actual basic training before taking these roles...if only to learn to shout like they've got a pair.

    Show me your war face!

  • holy shit its sam fisher!

  • Heinlein continues to turn in his grave.

  • @saintwcf I believe the director even admitted he started but did not finish reading the novel. That said, I understand its not really supposed to be a true adaptation. The propaganda scenes still pay excellent tribute to Heinlein's themes

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  • Always laugh when I see Rasczak's mechanical hand... looks soooooo cheesily fake but it's GREAT!!

  • Oh shit, I just clocked the black guy is Sgt Carver.

  • aur!!

  • Press 8 for a staring match

  • Mugen123456789 the girl screamed Ricos roughnecks (:

  • @Masterman80ify ***Rasczak's Roughnecks

  • sam fisher baby

  • shiit who knew sam fought against aliens

  • who do you think saved your ass?

    - the movie producers.. who else?

  • i only have one rule every one fight no quits you dont do your job i shoot u do u get me 

  • Sam Fucking Fisher!!!!

  • It's fucking Ellis Carver!!!

  • That black chick is definately from the Lunesta commercial. The one that screamed blabla roughnecks.

  • this movie is fucked lol

  • BEST SCENE EVER!!

  • top kick lives but looses an arm burned off by a Tanker Bug, Rico makes Cpl, the Sgt ("attention on deck!") is shot by Rojack as a giant Wasp stings him to death ("I'd expect any man in tihs unit to do the same for me!") Rico makes Sgt. Dizzy gets impaled by an Arachniod solider (but "its ok Jonny because I got to have you") , rico makes it, Ace Levy makes it, Sugar Watkins blows himself up with a nuke ("Just trying to kill some bugs, sir!") and Rico shoots Rojack "Rico! You know what to do!"

  • @worldpolicenow "Just trying to kill some bugs sir". That was one of my favorite heroic deaths ever.

  • dina meyer is beatiful ma the movie is flop ciao

  • No one talks about the Lieutenant like that, saved my life, mine too, told me where to shoot, taught me to drink water, helped me give birth...don't they ALL die later?

  • LOL! @unclejimbo827 

  • We had a Sport Teacher like that and he was a Millitary Man too.My Favorite Teacher.he trained Marines too. But he didnt had that Smile....

  • We had a Sport Teacher like that and he was a Millitary Man too.My Favorite Teacher.he trauned Marines too. But he didnt had that Smile....

  • I was just saying that I don't think you're very good at all, not to mention your "Temper", and you're no steel knife, are you Schlodshitter General? In fact, you don't seem have performed one simple function. President installed donut ring and Prime Minister Hand shaker just seem to talk shit. Oh, and where' my paycheque and discovery? Toast, Mrs Giffords?

    They actually thought they were going to pull off a Royal Wedding again after the third ripoff too...

  • I'll write a nasty letter. Yeah, that's what I'll do. Rico said we'll know what to do.

    That's it, I'm writing another nasty letter. I'll do 14 years for it while the RCMP finish thier lesbian love snuff, but I'll do anyway.

    WELL, whatever... what's mass exposed terrorism amongst friends when you're cult bait, even after you called it. Who wants the mopping job, the old school bully from the scat field or the guy in the Nirvana video? Will Hunting? Can't suicide, we;ll go to hell and it's illegal

  • ( o)( o) (o )(o ) I'll text someone....

    Wait a sec.. I don't have a phone any more. Improper attitude or something for the old man having the nervous breakdown and making his Federal getaway...

    Don't panic..something's going to happen. I know people...

  • ....and that's WAT APPANED.... they all lived happily ever after, except for me who was strangeld, suffocated, threatened repeatedly, assaulted dozens of times and murdered. But I'm ok now. I've got my mind right and realise now that I was supposed to... you know, instead of....urm. Not get involved in myself. So there you go..which rasies the question, "what am I, a garbourator? Why you still throwing ashit at me, Baltimore? Who was also a personal shot at me...from a TEACHER".

    Urm. Princesses?

  • Erica? OMG did she leave me in the Subadar? Erica? Hello?

    Ok, anyway... urm.. nobody is fighting and everyone wants the job. Michelle?

    Whatever... so after disaster which was complete success. Man, I'm lonely. Oh, right..her "life was saved" by "MIKE! MIKE! MIKE!" or as I affectionaly call him, "Old Ironsides" who we know was actually Margaret Thatcher. I don't think the system works, SIR. I mean, I just see LeeLoos left hand's right hand man.

    I thought I was "The one".

  • Ricos roughnecks HUAAA

  • Amazing how a scarred veteran like that can manage to not have any muscles at all

  • 1:27 SAM-FUCKING-FISHER!!!!

  • @CyclonicTuna023 No shit?

  • holy shit sam fisher has gone mecha

  • just a simple question, how the hell did that guy save anyone including Rico on a bug infested planet? He attack the bugs with raid or just sneak in while they weret looking and save these people.

  • 1:16 Their lieutenant is Dr Claw?

  • @idiotsloveboxes now their lieutenant is sam fisher and youve pissed sam fisher off

  • @sniperslayer95 Screw sam fisher they just pissed off darkseid.

  • @NDL993 Sam Fisher may be a video game charecter but Michael Ironside did his voice. therefore epic

  • @sniperslayer95 But Michael Ironside also voiced Darkseid in the Superman Animated Series and Justice League Unlimited. As Darkseid would put it. "I am many things Superman, but here I am God." So TO ME he is more epic as Darkseid. So if you think he is more epic as Sam Fisher then that's just fine.

  • @NDL993 I had never heard of darkseid until now.. when was that series out?

  • @sniperslayer95 The Superman series came out around the mid 1990s i think. And as for Justice League it came out around the early 2000s. Not only does he voice Darkseid but he also voiced Batman for 1 episode in the Batman animated series. If you want to see it type up the dark knight returns animated and it should show suggestions. click one and enjoy.

  • "So I heard your lieutenant is a real nut-buster!" haha

  • looks like 2 people didn't do their job

  • @merinakutha then how did they respond if he killed them?

  • Ungela brockman is the most beautiful woman.

  • @maths23

    No, she not. You must have really low standards to consider her to even be beautiful. She's not even remotely attractive. Denise Richards and Dina Meyer are way hotter.

  • @ooOmegaSupremeoo There no denying that Denise Richards and Dina Meyer and are beautiful but i happen to also find Ungela Brockman beautiful attractive. But then again that is my perspective.

  • Just imagine walking into work, your the new guy, boss comes up to you, and just goes "you dont do your job, ill shoot you." WTF ARE YOU GONNA DO NOW

  • this movie always makes me feel strange like ive been there before its weird lol

  • It's Rapjack.

  • Fleet glasses the planet, M.I. mops up...

  • Not only is Sam Fisher a badass secret agent. He kicks alien ass too!

  • I've heard that the author of the did not get all this military stuff from nazi germany or sparta, but from Switzerland. The swiss must be warriors!

  • Michael Fucking Ironside!!!

  • @BlueCollarSurvival Always was one of my favorite actors! The guy NEVER fails to impress me!

  • @BlueCollarSurvival You locate a bug hole, NUKE IT!!!

  • 1 person doesn't know what's the difference between a civilian and a citizen

  • I shat myself when i rewatched this after playing some Command and Conquer 3 and noticed Micheal Ironside was in this video (Rasczak)

    i shit myself

  • so i met jake busey last night. cool guy. damn good drummer too.

  • that guy with the robot arm sounds like sam fisher from splinter cell :D

  • @silpew that is because he is the voice

  • @silpew i couldnt tell if that was sarcasm but it is sam fisher lmao

  • @Edrizzle31 dw, no sarcasm intended in my comment, only curiosity :D

  • THE FUNNIEST THING ABOUTTHIS MOVIE IS THAT FIRST RICO IS A PRIVATETHEN A SGT THEN A LUIENTANT THEN A COLONEL THEN A GENERAL ETC ETC THEN A GOD lol

  • Can anyone say....HEADSHOT?? 00:53

  • wow..that black chicks got an attitude...

  • is u play 1:44 repeated over and over its cinda funny

    great movie thou

  • Noone gets punched like that and gets up without a mark...

  • Sam Fischer on his vacation...

  • @jerryfudala HAHAHAHA is that really his voice actor??? totally sounds like him!

  • Now isn't that co to see your teacher, but you woundlt call your teach lame when you see him/her kickin ass now huh haha

  • This movie help me get over my arachnophobia.

  • lol there's the guy from oz and the wire

  • this movie makes me want to join the army.....

  • @paydafee this movie makes me wanna kill my self

  • he looks like Red Forman from That 70s show lol

  • does the guy with the blonde spiked hair die? like that not a joke, like later on in the film does he die? (i hate those did he died jokes by the way)

  • @jockstrap1001

    that's Gary Busey's son. 

  • @jockstrap1001 no. At the end of the movie, they say he's a Sgt. or something like that

  • @SuperDeDooper1223 ok good, i liked him haha, thanks man

  • @SuperDeDooper1223 Yeah ,Rico takes over the rougnecks .

  • i wonder if sam fisher found his daughter yet...

    XD

  • @elasolezito When I found out that Michael Ironside was in both this AND Total Recall my mind was BLOWN.

  • @clay180 i was also surprised :p

  • "Who's black nig?"

    -chk, chk-

  • So the Roughnecks saved Rico on Klendathu then...?

  • YES BOYZ!

  • lol, this movie is great but utterly stupid at the same time.

  • Isn't the Lieutenant the main character's teacher from the beginning?

  • @yarow122 Yeah.

  • michael ironside is an awesome actor i hope i become just as good as he is in acting

  • They horribly butchered the M.I. in this movie. At least there was a decent boob scene lol

  • Michael Ironside is ridiculously awesome. He MADE the Splinter Cell series.

  • the guy showing his genius acting @1:12 has definitely been to the 'who farted' school of facial expressions.

  • RASCZAK'S ROUGHNECKS!!

  • Clarification: From 1:12 on

  • "Esto es para los nuevos, solo tengo una regla, todos pelean nadie corre, si no hacen su trabajo yo mismo los mato ¿entendido?"

  • GOD! I used to have a Teacher exactly like Michael Ironside , but his Name was "Egg" LOL!

  • "This is for you new people, I only have one rule, everyone fights, no one quits, you don't do your job i'll shoot you" = best and funniest quote in movie history! XD

  • Welcome to the Roughnecks!

  • he's got that arm cause of arnie in total recall

  • Hahahahaha

  • @unclejimbo827

    yesssssssss

  • @unclejimbo827 hahahaahaa!

  • @unclejimbo827 See you at da pawwwty Richter!!!

  • @unclejimbo827 Cya at the party Richter!

  • @unclejimbo827 he lost both arms in Total Recall.

  • @Yegore ROFL!

  • It's Sam Fisher with an robotic arm

  • A old Sam

  • 1:43 makes me lol every time.

    RA-JA-RA-NAKS! HOO!

  • @wellsy20 ROFL I think she says "Rasczak's Roughnecks" xD But your comment made me lol too. "RA JA RA NAKS! HOO!"

  • lololol.

  • Without the armored suits and jumpjets, they're not really "Mobile" Infantry.

  • In my 26 years of service, I have served under Officers who commanded that kind of loyalty.

  • @BernieEOD Were most of them mustangs?

  • No, most were OCS.

  • @BernieEOD thats badass. thank you for your years of service and your sacrifices, they werent in vain-bless the troops

  • I've met Rasczak (Michael Ironside)! He was as badass as he is in this movie in real life :D

  • the movie was an abomination of a great book

  • Hell no. The book was pulp fun and the movie is a nice take on it. What makes the movie so good is the Verhoven touch - extreme violence/mutilations mixed with hilarious propaganda clips. Some awesome action scenes too. Hey I like the book but it ain't exactly War and Peace.

  • yea... that, and Ace XD

  • @AlienZygote010 I completely agree.This movie completely took any substance from the book and stepped all over it. Verhoven NEVER EVEN FINISHED THE BOOK. He got about three chapters in and put it down because he got "Bored and depressed".

  • who do you think saved your ass

  • Rasczak 2012

  • What does this means?

  • @1:12 Best moment in film. Period.

  • @doink9731 You're wrong. It's 1:44. Period.

  • @doink9731 Those boys didnt play!

  • @doink9731 I don't get it... why?

  • @coryboy345 Nor do I... Let me know if you figure it out. :P

  • @doink9731 In this film? Or all of film?

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  • Yes I agree, Michael Ironside looks a bit more buff in this movie.

  • Nice ass Rasczak!

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