TF2: Demo/Soldier Domination Audio Clips

[LordIan155]

arse :) i lvoe hearing it like that

[Krauserthewolf]

CALL YOURSELF DOMINATED YOU SCOTCH SON OF A BITCH!

[like1ice]

DemoKnight is better

[TheGiandude]

1. put on the subtitles;

2. enjoy!

[Jigsaw100500]

Soldier is moar grater!

[blinx503]

too bad he never did the meet pyro 'exploded like a head full of eyeballs' my 1st band was named for the that.

[theb13maker]

DOMINATED AN I BE SHAGGIN YE WIFE!

[durzafire22]

ich bein I JUST KICKED YOUR ASS!!!

[MojoPjojo]

Welcome to the united states of YOU JUST GOT DOMINATED!!!!!!!!

[pasha555clone]

IN HELL! GO TO HELL DOMINATED DOMINATED DOMINATED EHEHHE DOMINATED!1!!!

[NerdcoreRapping]

Dominated you one eyed cross dresser

[zandona21]

GO TO HELL, AND TALK TO THE DEMON I COMING TO HIM

[BestWT1]

You Got Demoknighted!

[magmat0585]

ahhh, there's a new angel in heaven.... IN HELL!!!

[Brambleshadow101]

Bon voyage, CROUTON!!!

[widehero]

subtitles make it a lot clearer

[fpsstarcraft]

Welcome to the United States of YOU JUST GOT DOMINATED!!!!

[MineMasters10]

this is the epic rap battle of tf2

[bucketofshrimp9897]

red demo and blu soldier were best friends.

[Beznerds]

Ich bin I just kicked your ass! HAahah!

[thomasw011]

jeeze, these subtitles. XD

[Pisskicker3]

i'm luvvin' the b's with the soldier

[Pisskicker3]

It's time to inform your next of kin >:)

I'll notify your next of kin, that YA SUCKED

[rvbshard1]

you cannot burn me im already on fire <3 dominated you scott son of a bitch <3

[Aetheling05]

Obviously Dostoron was making a point by being facetious.

[Dostoron]

1:20 demo reveals pyro IS a "lass" my scottish isn´t good but don´t lass mean "girl"

[Awesomesauce909]

@Dostoron Yeah, it's means girl. But he could just be using it as an insult.

[JAMES0944]

@Dostoron Fuck me, your really stupid, you don't need to be scottish to understand what lass means?

[Dostoron]

@JAMES0944 the hell did i do to deserve insults?

[daBluechimp]

@Dostoron eye lade

[FreakinDumbass]

dat subtitles

[rvbshard1]

consider yourself dominated you scott son of a bitch <3

[Killerhunter36]

Seeman VS Painis cupcake , fair fight

[koerund]

ive once had 31 kills and 6 dominations as soldier in 1 live... i was laughing my ass of cuz they went spy tryin to get their revenge ^^

[tampusfe]

that's why they get the name Demoman XD

[TheRastaJoe101]

Demoman is so badass

[Joey44J]

Go back to Calgary wow I love there lol

[mattstorm360]

stars and stripes beats hammer and sickle LOOK IT UP!

[theif519]

The Red Demo and Blue Spy were best friends before The Administrator interfered

[pppie123]

3:02

SCOTLAND IS NOT A REAL COUNTRY, YOU ARE AN ENGLISHMEN WITH A DRESS!

[niels718]

lol when i just finished learning for my french i heared how to soldier thinks about it

[Rachman1337]

There's a new angel in heaven... IN HELL!

[bulletmagnet212]

GET A HAIRCUT HIPPY!Just in case.

[Bliznode]

That's a right pretty bra washer you built, you big ugly GIRL.

[Dxdthe1221]

soldier:get a hair cut hippi :D

[alhimal]

Who is the hippie the soldier is talking about?

[MegaHuntress]

@alhimal all of them are solider dominates another solider

except the "Get a haircut, hippie!... just in case its pyro

[Xidphel]

0:25

D:

[TehThreeMusketeers]

Demoman = Highlander?

Y/Y.

[Xidphel]

@TehThreeMusketeers /

[crazychris1123]

LOL someone needs to do Soldier Domination audio vs Spy Domination Audio they are the freakin BEST!!

[GuttenSnorre]

demoman is always gonna shove something up someones ass!

[boxOhobo]

I love these. Must put on ipod-all of them.

[runepusher64]

ahh theres a new angel in heaven IN HELL!

[darkria4]

Dat picture owo

[fishjared]

Lol the solder mispronounced bilbo baggins 5 times :3

[claw3966]

who does he call a hippie?

[BrettTheNospike]

@claw3966 An another soldier.

The "hair getting in your eyes" line cracked me up.

[aFriendlyHobo]

"get a haircut, hippie" is apparently "That kind of day" according to the subtitles

[pirralho3]

DOMINATED: I FEEL EVERETEENG, I KNOW EVERETEENG, IT IS TEH DOMINATANING

[Ignacio6412]

WLCOME TO TEH DOMINATANING

[huntwer2010]

STARS AND STRIPES BEAT HAMMER A CICLE LOOK IT UP!!!!

[DrHooty911]

@huntwer2010 Demoman isn't Russian...

[ZakobYoa]

@DrHooty911 no shit

[huntwer2010]

@DrHooty911 im not talking about demoman im just saying the line its awesome!!!!!!

[TharTassakahn]

'Ich bin I just kicked your ass!' = 'I am just kicked your ass'...?

[WebGhostcw]

SCOTLAND IS NOT A REAL COUNTRY , YOU ARE A ENGLISH MAN WITH A DRESS!

[happyman489]

I was in a game once where a guy playing demo man had dominations on 7 different people at the same time....talk about crazy lol.

[elffy66]

GET A HAIRCUT HIPPIE!! ..Just in case

[msh11201996]

and this all started with the announcer hearing that the BLU soldier and the RED demoman were friends...

[CommanderKiv]

You Just Got Dominated, Brublo-Bigga-Blabla-Bugga-- Just Forget it!

[robotsourus4]

stars and stripes beats hammer and sickle look it up

[Tonypikmin]

@robotsourus4 NEVER!

[Twardz]

Oh damn! Who is Soilder calling a hippy?! LMAO

[Alxmir23]

@Twardz another soldier i think

[sniperdude425]

SOLDIER FTW!!!

[Herides1]

DEMOMAN FTW

[Centaurian0190]

''I WILL EAT YOUR RIBS, I WILL EAT'EM UP" XDDD THAT'S ONE IS BEST!!!

[moviebuff1941]

I love all the Bilbo Baggins quotes.

[alhimal]

@moviebuff1941 You mean Babblo Biggins right?

[weezing22arbok]

MAHN FAEC

[TheStrohd]

"Dominated! And I been shaggin' your wife" lol xD

[Krakdown88]

You cannot burn me, I do not have time to combust!

[BladeLigerV]

Take THAT ya blubbery nurse ma-BMMAAAAIIIIII.....da...

[masterDevis]

"It's lads like you that give war a bad name!" DAMN RIGHT!!!!!

[IceFried]

And that's that godfrey.

[RimenX]

In hell subtitles - it at all AHHAHAH

[shardprime]

AWWW There's a new angel in heaven

IN HELLLL

[sjonnojs]

caption fail...

[SuperKiraGamer2]

I HATE YOU TROLLS EVERBODEH BLOODEH HATES YOUUU

[TheManWithBacon]

"I'll notify your next of kin...that you SUCKED!"

[BackinBlackSti]

Your white flag does not stop American Bullets!

Thumbs up if you think that it's the best quote ever said!

[vladnuke]

Bilbo baggins

balbo biggins

bigo balbins

balgo bilbins

Boilba boigens

[LordSammyfoxy]

@vladnuke Dildo Saggins

[darthjamula]

@vladnuke dont forget balbo buttons

[Pivotchop]

BLUBBERY BOLSHEVIK!!

[foamyfan211]

Howard and you've got a tightwad.

[foamyfan211]

You're like the site types of greek myth, it's that you are studies that I eighty eight years old!

[aelita12345678910]

0:15 welcome to the circle of values

[wolfman0619]

GET A HAIRCUT HIPPIE!!! ...  just in case

[Harristar88]

THE ONLY THING THE SUBTITLES WERE ABLE TO GET WAS:

"Dominated, grease monkey."

[mymompurse]

i hear arse than ass O-o

[RadioZombieX]

the auto subs are WRONG

[Palamag1]

Subtitle at 1:14 : Dominated about been shattered your wife.

Holy shit

[Whazzupie]

"Aww....They'll have to piece you back together...IN HELL!!!"

[RorHemi]

AND I BEEN SHAGGIN YER WIFE, HAHA

[Shadowsamaman]

"America wins again!" Soldier's reaction to Osama being killed

[battlemodeactivate]

Aww... there's a new angel in heaven

IN HELL!!!

-Demoman

[MakDakProductions]

Who's the hippie?

[ItsJustMarty]

@MakDakProductions Soldier calls other soldiers "hippie".

[HESHRocketWarhead]

"I will send my condolences to York anger rule life" -- The Auto Subtitles.

[xxjumalaxx]

WTF the subs are saying shit

[UberMetallMaschine]

USA is dominate!

[Rotneybot]

Stars and Stripes beat Scottish Stuff, LOOK IT UP!

[deadman2312]

soldier is raciest btw

[deadman2312]

3:18 IS PAINIS CUPCAKE TALKING

[maumau47]

"You run fast - my bullets run faster!"

I didn't know soldier had any bullet-firing weapons :o

[dughymen]

@maumau47 shotgun :|

[maumau47]

@dughymen A shotgun doesn't fire bullets D:

[dughymen]

@maumau47 oh yeah..sorry. my mistake

[tonganslop69]

@maumau47 shot gun

[thewhitebrazilian]

YOUR ASS IS ASSOME ON MY GRASS MAN

[landofconfusionfan]

... Who typed up those captions? They're no where near what he's saying.

[Kilesfactor]

@landofconfusionfan I know.. Right?

[Mrcrazy80]

"You're like the cyclops of greek myth, exept you're scottish AND I HATE YOU!!!"

[cloftus4]

Were you trying to get ALL the demoman's lines wrong in the captions?

[Kilesfactor]

@cloftus4 lol, They use voice vocals. They don't know.

[Kilesfactor]

@cloftus4 That and that Demoman doesn't speak in monotone... Or any one on this game... If you think this is bad, try Spy's. >.<

[RandomOnROBLOX]

Thus begins my DOMINATINING!

[lukewind13]

Dominated Bilbo Baggins!

[masterofthehiten]

did solly call heavy a pinko?

[adongodlymaster]

Blu Soilder and Red Demo used to be good friends too...

[HyperShadic191]

GET A NEW HAIR CUT HIPPIE!!

[MrStopmotion88]

THERE'S A NEW ANGEL IN HEAVEN... IN HELL!

[martin9172]

Go to hell, and tell the devil that I'm coming for him next!

[tehsassycat]

I needed this thanks.

[Roflmao551]

Put on Transcribe audio..

[therealsportsmam]

turn on auto subtitles they are so messed up

[Gyarretto7]

@therealsportsmam yeah, they are. WTF!?!?!?!? 0.O

"Welcome to the United States of YOU JUST GOT DOMINATED!" is:

"Welcome to the United States out you'll just get done and they have the male model that"

wtf?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!­? Where do they get that?!

[WaffleMarvel]

@therealsportsmam

they are even more messed up.

[HitsugiNerd]

@therealsportsmam lol They can't translate what Demo man says, I think that's hilarious.

[koneki6787]

@therealsportsmam yea very funny but haha = hi when demoman.burn in hell = i haven,t and hal.hahaha

[HungryMungry]

You just got dominated Robert Adkins

[ThaFoxGod]

I love soldier xD He's such a cocky son of a bitch!

[jedihunter176]

that's outright they didn't rob our city of build up the gavel to gavel

[somepartsareme]

There can be ONLY ONE!

-the Demoman's right eye

[somepartsareme]

The best line is "aww, there's a new angel in heaven... IN HELL"

[mrdanman9]

What was up with all the Frodo references?

[teoarrk]

The captions are hilarious

[Pivotchop]

ILL STICK THAT WRENCH RIGHT UP YOUR ARSE

[SalukAntiwii]

What the hell is wrong with the captions?

[jedihunter176]

@SalukAntiwii Scottish accent.

[AirWaterLandBuffalo]

Still think the funniest Soldier line is "IF GOD HAD WANTED YOU TO LIVE HE WOULD NOT HAVE CREATED ME!"

[Vorael]

BALBO BIGGINS... BABLO BRABBINS... BARBLE BABKINS... BASBO BIBBINS... BULBO BUTTINS

im dyin here

[PPPrulez]

I HATE YOU CAMPERS EVERBODEH BLOODEH HATES YOUUU

that pretty much covers my feeling when I play call of duty...

[Shaeam]

@PPPrulez The solution is easy.

"CALL OF DUTY IS NOT A REAL GAME, IT IS A BOREDOM SIMULATOR IN A DRESS!"

[blacktemplars120]

who is talking about when his dissin canada?

[ipodpuppie]

3:01 is da shit

[infiniteburgerking]

why is heavy made of gravy

[aukuse]

Theres a new angle in heaven

....IN HELL

[shadowmanda]

"Demo vs Soldier.However,Enginner Lose"

[kenijaru]

"i do not have time to combust"... i lol'd a little bit.

[Inferno41]

"scotland is not a real country! you are an englishman in a dress!"

hoooooly roflmao

[Jason9992fromroblox]

STAR'S AND STRIPE'S BEAT'S HAMMER AND SICKLE. LOOK. IT. UP!

[infiniteburgerking]

@Jason9992fromroblox too bad that the demomans from scottland

[lifevest1]

Closed Captioning = SPY!

[MechaTailsMK2]

Demoman taunts - Funny lines, but needs to captions to know what he is saying.

Soldier taunts - shit, if he is a drill instructor at Parris Island, his recruits will not survive just from his domination lines.

[JakeLebsock]

Turn on Transcribe Audio. :D lol

[TheMotion01]

DOMINATED! and i've been shaggin' yer wife! ha ha!

[SuperKiraGamer2]

lol bloddy campers

[bloodifang]

demoman vs soldier : piro win

[ZombieGamer63]

Dominate-ning?

[darthadam99]

Where

Do

I

Find

The

Sound

Files?

[jellywillreturn]

@darthadam99

At

The

Team

Fortress

Wiki.

[darthadam99]

@jellywillreturn

Wiki?

Wikipedia? or what? xd

[jellywillreturn]

@darthadam99

Just

Look? up Demoman responses on Google? xd

[733t13]

"I hope I didn't scare ya with my face-to-face MAN fightin'."

And then the soldier.

"Consider yourself dominated you Scot son-of-a-bitch!" Just the way he says that so fast is funny.

[tycho042]

you better hope they have hackeysack in hell! LOL

[fsxmaniac]

aww there is a new angel in heaven... IN HELL!..

and

aww there is a new gravy-filled angel in heaven.

just made demo my favorite

[DrMopZodiac]

put the captions on.

NOW!!!

[Breakfast221]

OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU SO MUCH FOR UPLOADING THIS... I am pleased, as you can see by my strategically placed caps.

[internetfanboy69]

@The1337pwnag3 MEEEEEDIIIIIC!!

[internetfanboy69]

0:55

7 people are new angels in heaven... IN HELL