Monsters of the Deep

[Bastarden]

Ugh...my worst nightmare would be to be put in a special made divers suit with a light in the front, and then lowered into a deep sea trench and see everything down there until death...

[Kajalamorth95]

Mortal Kombat 2, New feature! DEATH BY CLAM!

[XyourXtoxicXloveX]

WE COULDA HAD IT ALLLLLL, MONSTERS OF THE DEEEEEEEEEP! o.0 sorry fellas i had to..

[HipHopJun]

Bing!

[swbdbz]

I wonder how big the pearls from that thing are ?

[theEVERYthingCHANNAL]

woah kool!!!

[misatosherwin]

it looks like a giant vagina.

[GodfatherGaming1]

"Giant clam doesn't give a shit look at it" 

[NovaZah]

it is 3d ?? :))

[ffairlane57]

Don't stick your hand in there!

[therealbologna2]

spongebob?

[HunterofDarkness283]

Death by bearded clam?????.....

[jeremystery]

what the fuck? This isnt a rave nat geo

[Prikolman112]

Thanks.. Now i'm scared to go to see

[omg5501]

death by clam :D

[spartan117ism]

Kill it by putting sulfur into it

[prydyne]

@spartan117ism what are you on at all

[1226mac]

i was hoping for something good like kraken or megalodon not this sea food

[lasertracer206]

"with massive jaws ready to trap an unweary diver and drage them to their doom"

lol how can clams drag them

[ScrewedUpTexas44]

Nasty pussy

[fkngtwat]

planet of the clams, a story about an upside down world where lobster is slave to clam-Dr.Zoidberg

[EP1CSH1T]

congratulations, you captured a wild shellder!

[EmilioCasavegas]

Dude, I wonder what they taste like.

[Gonzo9925]

What the hell are u doing!!!!

Throw ur pokeball at it!!!!!!!

[TheFatboykillz]

BIG ASS PEARL XD

[legozachary101]

Those clams need a workout with that fat add waight

[keithahfua]

uuummm!!!! those look really good...

[MJKJOKER]

shit so thats what bit my leg i knew i felt a hard snatch

[jmattdai]

@MJKJOKER a hard snatch *giggle*

[matheuswoww]

They remind me of Sponge Bob Square Pants

[savethelephantnow]

hundreds of tiny eyes? creepy!

[Bangin4Money]

thats obviously a vagina

[themegan5456]

the eye creeps me out!

[mrcrazybadaze]

shit kill it with fire oh wait

[rodjyap]

i got a 20 foot dick. will that fit in there?

[ThePersonelcat]

You'd have to be a pretty big pussy to die by a clam

[jfrancoiskee]

clams were created in the image of women :D

[INGEDIZ]

i saw like 20+ of those in thailand :D

[WhoLetTheVlogsOut]

Life as a giant clam is rather peaceffull... Im gonna retire and become a clam :)

[TokyoXtremeDrifter]

1:04 got me lmaooo

[Jrod2222221]

Shove my cock in there yea!!!!

[TheOldGameKid]

it made my dick grow cuz THAT look liked a vagina lol

[RikkeandAlex]

@TheOldGameKid then u never seen a vagina...

[Supernaturaliscool22]

Monster of the deep? I don't care if it just kills fish. Now if it was a Man-Eater, Methinks their would be no more giant clams left..

[DeathByStiel]

That would make a lot of clam chowder...

[thereon1215]

"Life of a giant clam is rather peaceful"  Oyea bitch? you spent a lot of time being a giant clam?

[RisingAssist]

K where is Spongebob now to fight it ?

[5671ah]

i want to be a giant clam. life would be so peaceful.

[samen113]

100 eye +? no

[TensionAirsoft]

this is where spongebob met sandy

[XJadynX]

wonder how they taste

[cymrutube3]

UM how do giant clams have sex

[muhamadick]

@cymrutube3

the male shoot sperm into the water, while the female release eggs into the wtaer simultaneously.

hopefully the eggs and sperm get paired off to form an embryo.

check the quran, its all in there.miracle of islam

[Bradyz4]

WE NEED A MASTER BALL FOR THESE POKEMON!!!!!!!!!!!

[TylerMcLaughlin1]

@Bradyz4 and you need some balls. grow up kid.

[Bradyz4]

Listen up KID! if you dont stop your cheeky attitude i may have to get pikachu to use thunderbolt on you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!! and get out of your mums basement, you were probably jerking off to this shit! o.0

[TylerMcLaughlin1]

@Bradyz4 and you need some balls. grow up kid..

[MrAlkaline36]

Cloyster! Use Clamp!

[Vitisve]

Damn. The ocean is one big scary hell

[GIORGOSGUNIT]

@stranglechord hahahahahahahahahah nice one m8!

[Gor7ful]

@stranglechord ROFL

[VladTrof95]

@stranglechord LOL

[PsychedbE]

@stranglechord Sooo internet...

[Footloafable]

Wait hold on! How do you report a death if youre frikken hell dead?

[MrGauruv]

asshole 

[BigTymerPimp]

There has been thousands of deaths by clam. Ever heard of STDs?

[NotThatGuy523]

i...i think im...im trippin all i see is g major and weird wacky colors!

[duongduo]

What happen if they bite?

[Asmodeosamael]

Wild Cloyster attacked!

[pureefficient]

can giant clams have pearls?

[safimido]

all i see is a giant vagina -__-

[el69platanero69]

@safimido Hahahaaha good coment ;)

[bjarbo1337]

@1:05

[alydoum]

@bjarbo1337 i see what you mean ; )

[KingFreak07]

Me Being a lover of fat women I have seen one of these up close and personal, I remember them having more hair tho...

[bobercarlangas]

1:05 Vagina

[SuperKittyKatKitty]

:O Zomg it's a Cloyster!!!

[XxMEGGAxX]

Pearls!!! giant giant pearls!!!

[321PieMan]

i bet a guy tried to stick his dick in it and it killed him.

[tremirame]

Killed by clam?

[jellywooosh]

If i can add that 'hum' into my laksa..

[KariBabe27]

how is this a monster of the deep?

[aaronbob95]

- Remember when you could watch a video without a commercial?

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- Remember when all the info was to the right of the video?

- Remember you could rate a video 1-5 stars?

- Remember the famous yellow subscribe button?

- Remember when the users controlled the site and not corporations?

WE MISS THE OLD YOUTUBE

Post this in every video and channel and lets start a youtube riot.

[marikaiscoolio]

looks like a frigging vagina.

[ServoliniFireOnWood]

I see that "oyster" and I see pussy!!!! ^____^

[the5saken999]

put yer dick in it

[AudioAstronaut5000]

dam that clam can feed a whole family

[akaten916]

DEATH BY CLAMS!! lol

[ioveawkwardness]

Giant clams close their mouth so slow that they are harmless to us

[ScoundrelzNTwK]

so where's my giant pearl to go with it

[ioveawkwardness]

@ScoundrelzNTwK lol

[Arachnalicious]

@ScoundrelzNTwK You're thinking of oysters...

[dinosmashify]

mmm tasty

[Ametallica67]

what happends if i put my penis in that?

[Arachnalicious]

@Ametallica67 Everyone considers you a twisted pervert and you lose all your friends. Probably.

[TheBroodingTom]

Can we EAT it?? Or would it be too rubbery? lol.. I LOVE sea food

[uwantme69er]

thats a big vagina

[DamiGonzz21]

How do you kill a clam?

[MrLlewz]

@DamiGonzz21 like you would with any sea creature TAKE IT OUT OF THE WATER!!!

[HollowAgito]

Now guys, don't try to stick it inside the hole

[RandomGal555556]

Narrator -basically says- : "clams are capable of hurting you" yet the diver picks one up...

Wait... Gills? 100s of eyes? And stupid algae grow on them yet get eaten? Wow i have a whole new view on clams o.O

[hydrolix92]

I knew pokemon were real. thats a fucking cloyster.

[AudioAstronaut5000]

@hydrolix92 there are alot of pokemon that are real animals i used to have pokeballs and i would catch shit and throw the balls and watch them break open and magically a pokemon would fly out lol

[hockeyshadow12]

@hydrolix92 ahhahahahhahhaha

[TheCAWWorld]

@hydrolix92 HOLY FUCK YOU'RE RIGHT. OH MY GOD AND SQUIRTLES A FUCKING TURTLE. JESUS CHRIST. IM GONNA GO LET EVERYONE KNOW ON A VIDEO OF TORTOISES GRAZING. YES! THANKS FOR OPENING MY EYES BROOOOO!

[seqoia110]

@hydrolix92 That is frigging hilarious LOLOLOL

[calopen]

@hydrolix92 ur actually a boss lol so jokes

[hydrolix92]

@calopen

thanks. glad you laughed.

[punkoftoday]

@hydrolix92 lol

[isator160]

@hydrolix92 cool comment 

[007vikiviki]

soon we can the monster named bin laden swimming around :0

[MrJamesdryable]

it just looks like a vagina.

[tenaciousd1888]

It's amazing how 'peaceful' can be confused with boring.

[HippoBackUp]

monsters of the derp

[TheLoveDove77]

I hope the Red Lobster Restaurant doesn't Capitalize on this lol

[Primer9]

how did he die? oh he got gayed by a clam

[Hoschio1976]

I know what els looks like a Clam whit a hole in the middle and drags mann down to there dome :))

[darkluis201]

how can they have sex?

[bambam125]

"They can weigh a monsterious 500 pounds" ....Diver picks it up with easee!! lol

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[rhazekamp11]

@bambam125 the gravitinional force under water is different from on land. try picking up a stone under water, and then above water.

[TheInferno515]

@bambam125 it said they can weight 500 lbs, it didnt say that particular one the guy was holding weighed 500 lbs

[mattmanmkb]

@TheInferno515 remember things are also lighter underwater

[tommyboykiller51]

that was a disappiontment

[yomama629]

1:02 looks like a vagina

[schonvollnichso]

it looks like a very huge vagina XD

[chrisAKAchig]

Most of them don't look like it but the one that opens up at 0:53 does indeed resemble the form of a vulva if you disregard the shell on the outside. The clitoris, labia minora and majora and the vagina all seem to be there AND in the right places.

Makes me wonder if they specifically took it at that angle because they saw it too. [I know they did].

[bigdaddysdigs1966]

i wonder if they taste good in chowder

[kashewz]

clams just sitting there and thinking "whats this fkin human's problem?"

[ASHRAFFKLEIN]

its vagina!

[XxXxdyedsoulxXxX]

1:43 "IM FREEEEEEEE!!!!!"

[tobago96]

they can only harm humans if they stick their cocks in it because it's a mouth not a vigina although it looks that way

[MrCrisco18]

I fucking hate commercials. Especially on youtube

[ByronBTB]

I just saw a couple dozen of these scuba diving in the Philippines two weeks ago. Most of them were 3-4 feet wide! I didn't even realize that they were clams until my dive partner pestered one and made it close.

[yobsemag]

HUGE vagina!!!

... Oops... Sorry about that...

[InsaneBuzzNeini]

Death by clam. :D

[xXtaylil17Xx]

life as a giant clam is rather peaceful. they live in a huge sea mantion and have many sea creature sex slaves. is it bad this popped into my head?

[graver067966739]

theres never been a reported clam death because when they kill they dont leave wittnesses

[laugh190]

" In fact, the way most people are hurt by giant clams is trying to pick them up." -Dude picks up clam-

............

[619badazz13]

I TURN DOWN THE VOLUME ON COMMERCIALS ( 100 LIKES )

[mariaalexa3890]

wait... so can we eat them??? 

[Danidanz001]

Mr.Krabs must be so happy about clams eating plankton. LOL x)

[darnit78]

do they shit?

[88bastey]

Spongebob and Sandy would beat 'em up.

[toastedawesome]

R.I.P jimmy got eaten by a clam

[gregger5739]

the only people who think these are monsters are virgins

[Stuplifiedable]

The man in the last part was trying to suck it. Try other stuff like putting your dick inside.

[thewonderer05]

yeah don't pick it up and someone picks it up XD

[Acroniscopi]

i thumbed down this because of the ad.

[HeartsInMyMind]

thats a cloyster i need my pokeball quick o.o

[stephenjroctober10]

@HeartsInMyMind thats my laugh for the day haahah

[pivotmaster786]

i thought these type of clams where a myth from spongebob...

[TiiNiitz]

cook it and eat it

[matumbina99]

thumbs up if you saw a vagina

[nickvonmises]

Who dislikes this? Seriously?

[stereosanctity7]

ginkies!

[XxPyroSnowwolfxX]

WHY THE HELL A DOES YOUTUBE HAVE ADVERTISMENTS NOW!!! it's not like we like them on the T.V so what makes you think we like them here :/

[phanggrl]

@XxPyroSnowwolfxX I had a 2min 30secs advertisement. :\

[jagislaqroo]

0:00

[Braddles5000]

lol never been a reported clam death .... thats just dumb you cant report it if you dead lol ..

[MagnusRush]

This is crazy xD

[porrsmurfen]

Death by clamb, the manly way to go

[RandyRapozo]

Cloister?

[cainedbutabel]

these are the vaginas that Poseidon has sex with...

[deathkitten423]

Looks like a vagina with teeth

[TheBestNewdude]

damn nature you scary