Jedi Swifty

[ZombiezGoRawrSWED]

U high bro lulz O.o

[Chicknwings]

Snorting crack off that off a man's penis from Matt = A Swifty! B)

[LiLCcProductions]

all those buttons...D:

[MsMakayla1999]

IM SO SORRI..i liked mattgs wuz better..ur still super awesome swifty

[LizzyanFaith]

wht happen to ur dancing in the beging!!!!!!????

[OreoFreakShow2]

Does anyone else think he looks like Craig Owens form D.R.U.G.S. in the beggining of this video??

[invisable010]

I want your shirt!!



[jwitziluver18]

What song is at the end?

[99Squizzy99]

love the tattoo, what kind of music are you into? :D ripped of ur shirt, ZACK from All Time Low

[FoXeHJuDy]

I love your tattoo. And your chest.

[3690ful]

* pulls off shirt * i just jizzed my pants lol

[lenua]

I like the green background... aaaaand the fakt that you always look stoned :D *-* greetz from germany

[LaUrAhandberg]

love the skrillex in the back ground! :D

[yakupyusupov10]

lol

marvel vs sapcom or something

[shadowdudette1]

joe boxer undervear...!

[blazeWILDly]

i think ur the hottest gamer.

[blazeWILDly]

ABSOLUTELY NUTHIN! that makes me smile every time :)

[bellsyboo1]

What is your tattoo?

[rawr2508]

haha embrace the Martian matt(;

[YouHoldMeD0wn]

bitchin' tat.

[puppydogs22]

i love ur tatoo!!

[AndreaSwagz]

@AndreaSwagz ;3*

[AndreaSwagz]

I luv ur vids as always -3

[angryangel221]

swifty you will forever be meowth :3

[TrevorLipBalm]

i thought he was a xbox guy

[sexyvampirecatgirl]

loves the dubstep!!

[2NE1xBlackjackdawson]

You really sounded like Shananay at one part of the vid. Lol

[HanHansell]

New petition that all your videos must be filmed without a shirt. It's a law. Officially. No, no shhh just let it happen.

[sexxbombful]

shoulder tattoo. js.

[morganlovesjoe]

ohmigosh! you have joe boxer pjs! we named my boxer dog joe boxer because of that!!

[thejerrymobile]

I love how the end of the video comes 3/4 of the way through the video... But that's up to you, not us, I suppose.

[BreAnna5392]

you scare me... in the best way possible:)

[liorez]

0:55 BEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE.

[shanedloverable]

Here is a serious question.....if you could change any one thing in your life what would it be and why?

[shanedloverable]

You are no doubt the most insane swifty....there is no competition...and I have a question...have you ever been at a party with a clown? If so was he drunk....I think clowns usually are...

[Devonbaby69]

I love you swifty, but soometimes you kinda scare me...0_o

[MCRlovr333]

YOU SHULD SHOW US ALL UR TATTOOS, or is that ur only one?

[123morgan1231]

When he said "I should probably be wearing a shirt right now" I yelled NOO without thinking.......

[KawaiiRobot]

Do you seriously have adhd? Because I've been wondering about that for a while now.

[RachelLovesBlue]

Im so glad im not the only perosn that snorts smack of black mens penises :)

[Paintballchicke]

I think you win the craziness competition hands down. : )

[MrAshrae]

i like you better shirtless ;)

[xKillerStilettosx]

Hahaha voted :) I nearly choose Matt because he is seriously hot but I stuck to my guns and chose you XD

[allieisarandomer]

swifty! i really don't want to choose between you and Matt :(

[NinjaMaster246]

can u upload a video of you doing that crack off the black mans penis??

[loveMCRlove]

I think your vlogging was more insane than your actual gaming hahaha

[KesleyWORKS137]

Y u put on shirt x_x i like it off ;)

[ACIDXO]

i just watched this video because your shirt is off.

[hawt4sanjaya]

ummm no keep that shirt off please. cool tattoo.

[ILLSMUSHYOU]

HADOUKEN!

[MegaBigBoyJoe]

I love your videos the first one I saw was "IM GAY"

[tubular829]

@MegaBigBoyJoe me too! haha I love matt he's awesome

[beccaotaku]

Swifty's shoulder tattoo <3

[PahMallow]

Tekken.. You are now officially my favourite person

[TheEnglishWonder]

i love onisions pic

[MyUsernameIsThis1109]

I just voted for you.... SO SUCK IT!

[katiecalenabc]

What was that song at the end? I just can't find it~

[BarbieVanityTakeTwo]

ITS THE GUY WHO FARTED IN THE FRIDGE!!

[TheHoopingGypsy]

iKinda Wanna Try The Sunflower Seeds Now... DAMN YOU PRODUCT PLACEMENT!!!!!

[FRENZYOFMAYHEM]

"hahaha! ...oh dicks..."

:D

[AgieAngel666]

I like squirls DERP

[cocoamuffinb]

i totally voted for you darling XD!!!

[DezzyRayAttack]

OH and PRESS 9 for some PAJAMA PANTS HEAD! :D<3

[DezzyRayAttack]

CAN'T STOP WATCHING THIS VID!!! XD

2:17 <3

[suskabob]

LOL I love everything about this vid

[kewlness3000]

gamer food is what cyr craps

[xH4x00rzx]

KID CUDI!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[UmmmEthan]

bme pain olympics out insane you all

[myluv656]

family member 1: Heyy girl wats up....so who's more insane onision or Swifty?

family member 2: Onision.....Swifty is the damn sexy one

family member 1: that's true but they are both insane its a hard decision

family member 2: it is hard

like if u agree to this convo

[OffTheHeezay21]

"You get the same amount of energy, in a peanut!!!!" OMG my friend Jace said you were hella-funny so I don't know why I didn't subscribe sooooo much sooner! I'll be sure to vote you up for that insane gamer deal, bro :) oh and vegetarians ftw

[swiftkaratechop]

@OffTheHeezay21 thanks! :D

[pr0z0ne]

WHOW, DUDE! THIS IS THE INSANE THAT ATTRACTED YOU FANS IN THE FIRST PLACE!

[applepieallday]

You remind me of joe dirt for some reason xD wahaha

[swiftkaratechop]

@applepieallday lol well joe dirt is awesome! :D

[21stCenturyAmarjotx3]

Is it just me who noticed that subscribe was spelt wrong right at the end of the video?:o

[hplvr17]

unbutton shirt, then put on ;)

[ImSooAwkward]

swifty has a tattoo!?

[Elementskate640]

SWIFTY ALL THE WAY!

[Sleepwalkerplan]

Even GamerFood is with Swifty!! =p

[archieslettucegirl22]

I didn't know you had a tatoo! Hmm....

[Chewbaccistan]

4:06 makes me LMFAO

[deathofangel789]

you are the only true gamer here dude you must win

[reviveme01]

.... was mac miller on the coach?

[karujinha]

onision and mattG are your neighbour? o.o that's awesome

[TheRobAndOnly1]

I live in Sweden, will gamer food ever come to Sweden?

[MsBloodSpell]

MARVEL VS. CAPCOM 3 IVE ALWAYS WANTED THAT GAME!!! XD

[Gnimbostratus]

you allready win :)...for a better life Players

only eat sunflower seeds :P

[QuadroGaming]

Onision is a fucking tool

[eminemandshanedawson]

SWIFTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[XLindsayxLachrymoseX]

Omfg XD I love you, you hyperactive freak.

[RyzaX12]

why isnt cyr not all up in this......

[SimonsEpicChannel]

I CAN'T PICK BETWEEN YOU AND GREG!TOO MUCH PRESSURE...*gunshot*

[ItsRainingZOMBIEZ]

OH MY GROD.

I JUST REALIZED: I'M NOT SUBSCRIBED TO SWIFTY.

WHAT THE CRAP? D<

[MatthewBrianBrown]

@ItsRainingZOMBIEZ :O well. :x thanks for watching atleast! :D

[baw1369]

gamer food sucks just like energy drinks. any real gamer would stay clear of that crap lol

[TearThornTV]

ok why is L from death note in your video?

[Gert10k]

I completely forgot about that tattoo

[guitartwin101]

lol when you said "food like peanuts... etc etc" i thought you were gonna say "food like penis..."

hahahaha

[Steeny10]

Swifty you is the bestest just sayin, you know, I just want to play games with you and stuffz, yeah. ANYWAYS you should win cos, yeah, you just should.

[FLUFFYJOE13]

i want to buy it buts its $25 for 1 freaking bag

[MatthewBrianBrown]

@FLUFFYJOE13 its 25$ for EIGHT(8) bags :)

[charleeduhunicorn]

What song is playing in the background?????

[BrittTheNarhwal]

Penis IS healthier than red bull

[abjuron]

Collab with Onision? Pass.

[Eminemisthebestever1]

This video was posted on my birthday. yayy :D

[Danextbestthing69]

Im just wondering, why does he use the ask swifty theme in every video, regardless of whether its an ask swifty or not? :P

[WatThebuk]

can you buy it in CANADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAA

[ConnorsMobileChannel]

Swiftly, are you vegetarian?

[maranajz]

Any one else subscribed to all three of them?

[snazzydee15]

That "WEEEEEEE!" wiggle thing you've been doing is killing me. I love you

[mebeamber]

"I just called myself a doodee tree."

Hahaha! <3 xD

[mebeamber]

I WANT ENERGY SUNFLOWER SEEDS!!!! :OOOO :D

[lilmsgiggles101]

Yes, the pj's were what I was waiting for.

[QueenBeeBeeMarie]

I'm not sure how this is a competition. They should just hand Swifty the award. We all know he is the most insane guy on YouTube..

[LeahAndLynn1]

Tekken!!! W00T. awesome choice!

[charmaineshawww]

awh love matt,never fails to make me laugh,loved him since his first few videos WOOOOO

love for swifty

i'm gonna' go buy some gamer food bitchhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[swiftkaratechop]

@charmaineshawww if you do, get cashews! :O they are the most tasty id say :D but also i just om nom the sunflower seeds, theres SO MANY, andu just stuff your mouth with like 10 of them, and ur like :O BWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :X

[DestroyaDoll]

@swiftkaratechop - Guys who <3 sunflower seeds are teh hawt!

That opinion is based entirely on the fact that I am |\|3|2|)-(0|23. ;)

[KuriRainbow]

Oooh! Marvel vs Capcom right! :D <3 so want that! and yeah...you insaaaaaane man

[mario8th]

Actually I think Onision won. I mean, he can play XBox with a Wii Controller...

[swiftkaratechop]

@mario8th lol trueeee :D

[callmecrazybecoziam]

matt i've seen every single one of your videos. yes i know. :)

[keg2014]

...i expected something to be epic in that bag, you rip it open, and it's sunflower seeds...

Fucking. Sunflower. Seeds.!!!! :P

[swiftkaratechop]

@keg2014 OF PURE ENERGY! :P

[Zoes411]

@swiftkaratechop No... just sunflowerseeds. :D

[AlyssaApocalypse76]

im going to vote like crazy@swiftkaratechop because he is just so fuckin SEXAYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and i love him hehehe

[JClucky13]

anyone else see that EXTREMELY CUTE LITTLE KID! onision scares me... just sayin...

[machineruner]

haha 2:07 he says perfect

[Judirox]

Who were the random people in your video? Now you have to fix the buttons on that shirt. :)

[tIfYx]

i totally just voted for you swifty! cause you're the best. (:

[JazmynJawbreaker]

PLEASE RIP YOUR SHIRT OFF AGAIN (; 

[awesomeness12354]

I'm sorry already voted for MattG but I still love you

[TheAlexandra211]

I swear every time he said peanut i thought he was gonna say penis

[Dakexrex]

It' so unusual to hear Swifty asy a word that starts with Pe and doesn't end with nis

[KellyShards]

Voted for you!!!!

[HugsAreBeast]

Swifty! :D I just want you to know that i'm getting the same tattoo you have but somewhere else and slightly different c: But that's in the future since my father doesn't approve >3>

[husker000katie]

Kidddddd cudddddi!!!!!! :))

[wahcoleANDemery]

i voted for you! :D good luck!

[TheAvengeddonut]

Voting for you! :D

[KaitlindClementTV]

But I love you and Onision. I want both of you to win. Maybe I can vote for both of you :)

[addictedwithsouthpar]

i remember that from the i am gay videoo :DD

[MsGrunz]

I can't watch Matts video because it's not available in my country, and I won't even wath onisions video because I haven't seen a single video of him I liked. And this was awesome, so - my vote goes to you :)

[Sarahdactile]

i voted for you :D

[JE9GamerBassist]

haha, GamerFood sounds pretty sweet. now if i can convince my BF to buy some

[lovesickharmony]

I voted for you (:

and love your tattoo ! (:

[sushidude1]

I love your tattoo though, keep your shirt off! Also, do you think you'll ever get your tattoo done all the way around your arm?

[9898Countrygirl]

So what would happen if I said that I wanted to challenge you to be insane?(;

[ritucker23]

You're very random did you get droped on your head when you were a baby or did you drink to muck coffie

[SamismynameSAM]

i like you and mattg more than onision... but to be fair, onision would kill to not be interrupted whilst playing games.... so yeah

[warriorcatsrul]

Wow

That's what I call

Insane gaming

[loloutloud360]

Sorry Swifty I voted for MattG already, forgive meh! :x

[Hippopotomisucus]

Although, Matt is HOTT and Oni is just kewl I voted for you. YOU ARE THE MOST INSANE GAMER! <3 SWIFTY FOR THE WINN!

[ChroniclesOfJack]

I liked it better when your uploads were 5mins or less. They were much more focused.

[mvancuddly]

i love when you lay dead. XD

[meggypie222]

My iPad made you put on your shirt Slomo xD

[TrollGasmm]

I farted the national anthem while watching this. <3

[CaptainSarahElyse]

after i watched mattg's video about being the most insane gamer, i saw that you were one of the choices, so i voted for you instead <3

[Bambileehellsson]

YOU GOT A BIG BEARDY MOUFFF....*whisper* it makes me happy ::::D.......

[SierraWhale]

I think MattG's was better but since I'm a die hard Swifty fan ima vote for you! Weeee :D

[TheScissorTail]

While watching you cry i couldn't stop thinking, " LEAVE SWIFTY ALONE!".

XD

[Zsolt47]

i love them random stuff......i love squirell's to :D

[Alesanaluver21]

Like I'm going to vote for swifty tehe ^,..,^

[Sinner1ner]

well so far onisions beating you,now gotta watch mattg

[takiri757]

Your videos put a smile on my face :) Thanks for continuing to make videos for as long as you have.

[23091294]

I voted for you! :3

[etcuty228]

Matt, Y U SO SEXY?

[blackcat445577]

I so wanna date you

[xmusicxloverxNSN]

NO OFFENSE SWIFTY. U R STILL AMAZING

[xmusicxloverxNSN]

Oops I didn't finish that comment. Haha. I was gonna say. Honestly onision (tho I don't like him that much) did have the most insane vid. Killing people for video games is pretty crazy. But I like swifty the best, tho I think his video was the worst. Hahaha. :3

[xmusicxloverxNSN]

Honestly, onision,

[HannahThunderify]

It's funny...the advertisement that came up was for special children's school.

[rockmanzxomega]

OMFG... Swifty AND Marvel vs. Capcom 3, one of my favorites of all time? You sir have earned ALL of my internets. Also, if you don't play MVC3 and you like fighters you should give it a shot. It's pretty good.

[Tattgirl64]

Swifty you're something in yourself. You win xD

[rackapp]

Whats that on your shoulder? A Tattoo? What is it? Why'd you get it?