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  • Where did you get this? Cause if you can drink your own piss im down

  • "Do you let things that bite your dick leave your house alive."

    That depends entirely on the gender of the biter.

  • @zhazha23 it doesn't matter, any biting of the dick warrants death

  • the facts about him remind me of chuck norris XD

  • Like if you heard Wooly laughing.

  • omfg i laughed so hard !

  • bear gyllis once nurserd a bunch of mountain lions until they were well enough for him to kill them and then eat them".......bear gyllis is apperntly chuck norris in this game now....wtf is this shit?

  • who are the other people laughing????

  • what the fuck did i just watch

  • Is it free to download?

  • @Chris00648 its a full game disc, and you would probably never found it

  • Who else paused it to read all the facts?

    

  • this games sucks 

  • I lost it when they executed that beaver Gears of War style like it was a human shield! LMAO!!

  • 8:15 Objective Complete Skeeter Beater LOL!

  • the game facts in the loading screen is actualy talking about chuck norris

  • lmao

  • 1:16 Where have I heard that before?

  • Friendly electric eels? HA!

    

  • man vs there is no reason not to drink your own pee

  • use it on the bronch! what bronch, i see no bronch!? DRINK YOUR PEE!

  • Snake-bear-kugar will be born 

  • Man.. ya'll muhfuckas is crazy...

  • I never thought I'd see the game that allows you to neck-snap a beaver. That was great. ^_^

  • hah..the option says blow..xD

  • Does anyone elses ads freeze 5 seconds before they're over?

  • 7:24 - 8:18 was fucking hilarious.

  • the snake bit his D1ck lol

  • holy shit this is incredible

  • this one was disturbing guys

  • he encountered Cthulhu? REALLY? well I'll be damned.

  • "DO U LIT THINGS THAT BITE UR DICK LEAVE UR HOUSE ALIVE?" cause i dont

  • "A little bit from column A and a little bit from column B" means both his parents were also bears who raped each other. But they were only kind of bears.

  • @cody10ha No no no. His dad fucked a bear, in its dick. And that bear raped his mom, and ejaculated his father's semen into his mom. Just as he planned.

  • @cody10ha so they were furrys?

  • 6:41 "Your listening to America children" the captions on. hahaha

  • Has anyone tried the captions?

  • "SIZE"

  • i love how pat is always either flipping you off or doing a evil smile

  • Don't rub weiners with a fuckin snake man...

  • "Winter is coming!"

    "Those fucking Lannisters"

  • are their any other series like this? I've already watched all the vids

  • How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

  • Didn't Cyanide and Happiness do a bit about this T.V. show?

  • *Turns on audio captions*

    "Labor-Intensive fire against a headline

    basis and i don't know the fire graduate"

  • OH MY DAYS NEVER LAUGHED SO MUCH xD

  • my dick hurts just by looking at this.

  • No my top comment is gone damn

  • BETTER DRINK MY OWN PI- wait a snake bit mah crotch! hmmmm BETTER DRINK MY CAMERA MANS PISS

  • Bear Grylls: Chuck Norris of the wild!

  • 2:27 WTF? he fly an F-16 fighter??? to reach the top of the everest? What?

  • This video never gets old.

  • with the loading screens i kept on getting suspicious if matt and pat were fucking with us but then after i saw the cthulu one i knew it was real!

  • I laughed so hard it hurts.

  • My expert opinion thinks the last two facts were fake =P

  • Lol I can't believe this is a game.

  • lol evrey animals want a bit of your Dick that is the snake dick attake are u all on weed

  • @wann300 does it matter

  • Press 9 and give me likes for drinking pist

  • press 7 to kill a beaver!

  • Didn't this win game of the year?

  • @CausuaGamer pff.. noo

  • @CausuaGamer I hope not.

  • Looks like things are getting hairy..better drink my piss..

  • bear grills once nursed several mountain lions back to health, until they were strong enough for him to kill and devour. LOL

  • aaaah why didnt you kill that one dued he bit your dick! no hes not a dickbiter

  • What the fuck is that!? ITS THE SPIRIT OF ADVENTURE!!! Not piss cloud

  • Game of Thrones referense ftw!

  • Matt: So she made her own camp site, in her vagina

    Pat: We all helped pitch the tents...

  • after about the fifth fact about bear i realized that they are fake

  • Pat: DO YOU LET THINGS THAT BITES YOUR DICK OUT OF YOUR HOUSE ALIVE!?!

    Me: *Expecting your mom joke from Matt.*

    Matt: That wasn't a dick-biter!

    Me: :(

  • Bear: Hmmmm Pat Has Found My Game, Better Drink My Own Piss

  • (Bear grylls talks)

    Pat: How do you find piece of shit games that no one even knows exist XD lol

  • DIRE BEAR!!!

  • got my own game, better drink my own piss

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  • 06:51 Let's do the fork in the garbage disposal!

  • What brawnch? I SEE NO BRAWNCH.

    Drink your pee!...

  • lol

    *skips*

    YEAA!

    AMERICA!

  • hahaha that was soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny:3

  • @TylerWebos shut the fuck up and stop stealing peoples jokes.

  • @Burninglambo we have an angry camper

  • @TylerWebos joke made my day thanks man XD

  • @Tainted107 haha

  • "Hug the Beaver"

    "NAH FINISH HIM!"

    *epic ninja throat slice*

    "WOOOOOOOOOO-"

    "WOOOOOOOOOO-"

  • love the show but why is there a game lol

  • @EvilDead159 wtf?

  • Lmfao!!!!!!! He just choked out a beaver!!!!!

  • I swear if i see that f*cking motion control Xbox advertisment again

  • 6:29 Bear Grylls once nursed several injured mountain lions back to health, until they were strong enough for him to kill and devour.

    Me: WOW BEAR GRYLLS YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING TROLL FOR THAT!

    Me(Mocking):Oh. Hey. Haha its 2 injured lions maybe i should go nurse them until they are feeling better and then kill them for my dinner next week. Because i don't give a shit if they have a family to go back to that will probably bring me milk and cookies if i save them because i am such a FUCKING TROLL!

  • I Think I Just Died Laughing When He Said "His Balls Are Filled To Burst With Poison"

    LOL

  • @memorexgaming Why Did You Capitalize All The Words In Your Sentence?

  • I love Matt's voice. XDD

  • "Throw it on the Bronch!"

    "What fucking Bronch I don't even know-"

    "Drink your pee!!"

  • 02:27 "Stuck halfway up Mt. Everest and running low on oxygen and viable choices, Bear Grylls piloted a F-16 fighter jet to reach the summit in record time" isnt that cheating

  • If ya find a game with a celebrity as the protagainist chanches are your gonna get riped off.

  • remember that time when the chozo gave the arbiter the power beam and he was all like "destroy the locusts asshole"

  • BORN SURVIVOR

  • I have never seen a human finish a beaver! I see something new everyday!

  • Bear Grylls once nursed some mountain lions. Then when they were strong enough, he killed them. What. The. Fuck.

  • my neighbors called the cops not because my music was to loud..but because i covered myself in Valesine and pretended to be a slug in their lawn.

  • @acvjunior1 your point is...?

  • @acvjunior1 wtf man? :DDDDDDDDDDD

  • @acvjunior1 wutisthisIdon'teven

  • @acvjunior1 were u naked?

  • Bear grills encountered... Cthulhu? and instead of Cthulhu killing him... Cthulhu fled like a retarded Pokemon. and you know what this makes perfect sense. wanna know why? because even Cthulhu didn't want to see Bear grills drink his own piss

  • He did not just crawl into a camel. No.

  • everyone knows that fridges are natural wildlife acursenses beavers use them to build dams

  • Needed spirits of adven- IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER!! You guys are amazing!

  • his dad was raped by a female bear.....

  • Ill name my son, lion and my daughter tiger

  • by far, the best video in the entire series.

  • in 1987

  • Its funny how a game envoriment can change the likeness of some gamers:

    - I Am Alive, third person survival game with a dude with certain training using what's available to do it, in a destroyed city.

    - Man vs Wild, third person survival game with a dude with certain training using what's available to do it, in a "real" enviroment.

  • 10:34 thumbs up if you actualy saw Bear Grylls getting in a camile to survive

  • i can't believe i watched the whole video...

  • When r u gong 2 accept me as a friend on Xbox live dudes it's LAMB OF ADRIAN

  • I actually want to play this game because of you guys now.

  • @RealDoomlord Bites

  • @TheXmanw What do you mean? They survived multiple dick

  • two things:

    first: you guys suck as bear grylls and do never ever play that game again

    second: bear grylls rock like hell he can do everything drink hes own pee kill a bear on distance and is the best surviver in the world fuck duel survivel

  • @TheXmanw nope. Star of survivorman (cant remember his name) was the original and the best. He never cheated, carried around his own cameras, and didnt rely on cheap gimmicks like drinking his pee.

  • @EbonMaster Les Stroud

  • @TheXmanw bahahahaah. Stupid fanbody taking this video game seriously. BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • I am gay like this shit and ill suck ur cock and spit or swallow based on ur choice =====3

  • is that first fact for real? i don't know a damn thing about scouts.

  • @Yakida01 scouts is like you search the place for danger food or things

  • @Dr5269 does danger food taste better than normal food?

  • Wtf was with those facts?

  • and i thought they smelled bad on the outside.

  • @moemcownage familt guy FTW!

  • I literally cried with laughter watching this...

  • How the fuck can that jousting stuff be safe

  • BEAR GRYLLS NEXT CHUCK NORIS

  • His poor balls...

  • This is literally Man Vs. Wild Skyrim.

  • @safetosaydontquoteme What are you talking about?

  • yeah whoever i was chatting with on omegle, WHY THE FUCK DID YOU LEAVE

  • @superman1113215 i know the feel bro

  • THE BEST GAME EVER!!

  • he needed spirits of adventure IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER

  • im just going to get this game when its on sale

  • 5:46

  • 10:39 and i thought they smelled on the outside

  • 10:26 Matts' hilarious scream XD

  • "I can't see the branch! Where's the branch?"

    "Drink your own pee!"

    Classic!

  • @8:47 WHOOOOOOOOOO

  • this shit is better than angry video game nerd

  • I see no bronch!

    DRINK YOUR PEEEEEEEE!!

  • After watching this video about a thousand times, I just now noticed this:

    10:55 They make Bear Grylls drink his piss when his canteen is full.

  • This game actually looks like it would be entertaining haha

  • Ball poison! :O

  • you two are seriously fucking hilarious

  • one thing i learned from this video: Wildlife love your dick...

  • So when does he drink his own piss?

  • Aw shit my plane crashed on top of this mountain... oh look there's food right past this 3 foot gap, now remember what you learned from that Man vs Wild game. Alright so let's try this now jump and start that front fli- oh shit I just broke my neck.

  • dude shutup hes better than all of you i hope you get in a place in nowhere than maybe you will be inead of hes guide idiots

  • @hamode95 dude, they are ranting on the video game, not the guy. Do you really think Bear Grylls can take on a grizzly bear with his bare hands and backflips?

  • Epic bear vs bear battle... priceless 6:05

  • 06:26 wtf?

    

  • I live for the AMERICUH in these videos.

  • this game got me weak af hahaha

  • XD 1:17 Metroid music ftw

  • 9:42 what the hell is up with this chuck norris facts Bear grills version

  • @TheLegoScarface Heh yeah Like "Oh yeah im walking n walkin OH NO I FELL! Ut Its CHTULULULULULULULULUL.Oh um......bye?"

  • Bear Grylls, he scared off Cthulu

  • This had me in stitches. So funny.

  • arent locusts the locusts of the animal world? o.O