bear gyllis once nurserd a bunch of mountain lions until they were well enough for him to kill them and then eat them".......bear gyllis is apperntly chuck norris in this game now....wtf is this shit?
"A little bit from column A and a little bit from column B" means both his parents were also bears who raped each other. But they were only kind of bears.
@cody10ha No no no. His dad fucked a bear, in its dick. And that bear raped his mom, and ejaculated his father's semen into his mom. Just as he planned.
6:29 Bear Grylls once nursed several injured mountain lions back to health, until they were strong enough for him to kill and devour.
Me: WOW BEAR GRYLLS YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING TROLL FOR THAT!
Me(Mocking):Oh. Hey. Haha its 2 injured lions maybe i should go nurse them until they are feeling better and then kill them for my dinner next week. Because i don't give a shit if they have a family to go back to that will probably bring me milk and cookies if i save them because i am such a FUCKING TROLL!
02:27 "Stuck halfway up Mt. Everest and running low on oxygen and viable choices, Bear Grylls piloted a F-16 fighter jet to reach the summit in record time" isnt that cheating
Bear grills encountered... Cthulhu? and instead of Cthulhu killing him... Cthulhu fled like a retarded Pokemon. and you know what this makes perfect sense. wanna know why? because even Cthulhu didn't want to see Bear grills drink his own piss
first: you guys suck as bear grylls and do never ever play that game again
second: bear grylls rock like hell he can do everything drink hes own pee kill a bear on distance and is the best surviver in the world fuck duel survivel
@TheXmanw nope. Star of survivorman (cant remember his name) was the original and the best. He never cheated, carried around his own cameras, and didnt rely on cheap gimmicks like drinking his pee.
Aw shit my plane crashed on top of this mountain... oh look there's food right past this 3 foot gap, now remember what you learned from that Man vs Wild game. Alright so let's try this now jump and start that front fli- oh shit I just broke my neck.
@hamode95 dude, they are ranting on the video game, not the guy. Do you really think Bear Grylls can take on a grizzly bear with his bare hands and backflips?
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"The croc is gonna shoot bees at you!!!"
I freaking died when he said that!
bren97122 4 hours ago
Where did you get this? Cause if you can drink your own piss im down
fwego123 12 hours ago
"Do you let things that bite your dick leave your house alive."
That depends entirely on the gender of the biter.
zhazha23 19 hours ago
@zhazha23 it doesn't matter, any biting of the dick warrants death
Blaxel1 7 hours ago
the facts about him remind me of chuck norris XD
sf443 23 hours ago
Like if you heard Wooly laughing.
WetFirefighter 1 day ago
omfg i laughed so hard !
Schoening91 1 day ago
bear gyllis once nurserd a bunch of mountain lions until they were well enough for him to kill them and then eat them".......bear gyllis is apperntly chuck norris in this game now....wtf is this shit?
DragonXKeeper92 1 day ago
who are the other people laughing????
BearHoggy 2 days ago in playlist Season 2
what the fuck did i just watch
ihaveachihuahau 2 days ago
Is it free to download?
Chris00648 2 days ago
@Chris00648 its a full game disc, and you would probably never found it
deuxtroyer 2 days ago
Who else paused it to read all the facts?
Darkness3397 2 days ago
this games sucks
MellysLife 2 days ago
I lost it when they executed that beaver Gears of War style like it was a human shield! LMAO!!
Doberboy218 3 days ago
8:15 Objective Complete Skeeter Beater LOL!
killernjm1998 3 days ago
the game facts in the loading screen is actualy talking about chuck norris
321canit 3 days ago in playlist Season 2
lmao
Leedsjack123 3 days ago
1:16 Where have I heard that before?
MyNameIsMrW 3 days ago
Friendly electric eels? HA!
wolboatpo 3 days ago in playlist Favorite videos
man vs there is no reason not to drink your own pee
foureyesgaming 4 days ago
use it on the bronch! what bronch, i see no bronch!? DRINK YOUR PEE!
SolidSnake0wns 4 days ago
Snake-bear-kugar will be born
Limeni92 4 days ago
Man.. ya'll muhfuckas is crazy...
Empathicglimpse 4 days ago
I never thought I'd see the game that allows you to neck-snap a beaver. That was great. ^_^
CyricZ 5 days ago
hah..the option says blow..xD
hk55pinkfloyd 5 days ago
Does anyone elses ads freeze 5 seconds before they're over?
superdavis122 5 days ago
7:24 - 8:18 was fucking hilarious.
CoandCaSSTB 5 days ago
the snake bit his D1ck lol
TeLaMoN321 5 days ago
holy shit this is incredible
zeratul78 6 days ago in playlist Season 2
this one was disturbing guys
ThePeopleneedhelp 6 days ago
he encountered Cthulhu? REALLY? well I'll be damned.
erugethewize 1 week ago
"DO U LIT THINGS THAT BITE UR DICK LEAVE UR HOUSE ALIVE?" cause i dont
ToaDaxanere1216 1 week ago
"A little bit from column A and a little bit from column B" means both his parents were also bears who raped each other. But they were only kind of bears.
cody10ha 1 week ago 57
@cody10ha No no no. His dad fucked a bear, in its dick. And that bear raped his mom, and ejaculated his father's semen into his mom. Just as he planned.
ZarakiZamusha 3 days ago
@cody10ha so they were furrys?
natsu330 2 days ago
6:41 "Your listening to America children" the captions on. hahaha
vman43 1 week ago
Has anyone tried the captions?
vman43 1 week ago
"SIZE"
vman43 1 week ago
i love how pat is always either flipping you off or doing a evil smile
sgillespienator78 1 week ago
Don't rub weiners with a fuckin snake man...
KILLER21402 1 week ago
"Winter is coming!"
"Those fucking Lannisters"
AfroNinjaX 1 week ago
are their any other series like this? I've already watched all the vids
joemanses 1 week ago
How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
bacon4bkfst 1 week ago
Didn't Cyanide and Happiness do a bit about this T.V. show?
virusdetection 1 week ago
*Turns on audio captions*
"Labor-Intensive fire against a headline
basis and i don't know the fire graduate"
RenegadeAgent2 1 week ago
OH MY DAYS NEVER LAUGHED SO MUCH xD
TheRBVids 1 week ago
my dick hurts just by looking at this.
SaltShakerz93 1 week ago
No my top comment is gone damn
TheLegoScarface 1 week ago
BETTER DRINK MY OWN PI- wait a snake bit mah crotch! hmmmm BETTER DRINK MY CAMERA MANS PISS
QuoteTheCaveExplorer 1 week ago
Bear Grylls: Chuck Norris of the wild!
Diztryx 1 week ago
2:27 WTF? he fly an F-16 fighter??? to reach the top of the everest? What?
TheEstuardoXD 1 week ago
This video never gets old.
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3stupidnerds 1 week ago
with the loading screens i kept on getting suspicious if matt and pat were fucking with us but then after i saw the cthulu one i knew it was real!
deadlygavin 1 week ago
I laughed so hard it hurts.
WskOsc 1 week ago
My expert opinion thinks the last two facts were fake =P
borha300 1 week ago in playlist Season 2
Lol I can't believe this is a game.
faggotgumdrops 1 week ago
lol evrey animals want a bit of your Dick that is the snake dick attake are u all on weed
wann300 1 week ago in playlist Season 2
@wann300 does it matter
teehee23able 1 week ago
Press 9 and give me likes for drinking pist
CPTREX65578 1 week ago
press 7 to kill a beaver!
CPTREX65578 1 week ago
Didn't this win game of the year?
CausuaGamer 1 week ago 75
@CausuaGamer pff.. noo
theguywhowantsviewer 6 days ago
@CausuaGamer I hope not.
EvinG1998 2 days ago
Looks like things are getting hairy..better drink my piss..
EvilEyEbRoWzz 1 week ago
bear grills once nursed several mountain lions back to health, until they were strong enough for him to kill and devour. LOL
TheDavmike 1 week ago
aaaah why didnt you kill that one dued he bit your dick! no hes not a dickbiter
TKisforreal 1 week ago
What the fuck is that!? ITS THE SPIRIT OF ADVENTURE!!! Not piss cloud
NYRangersDude12 1 week ago
Game of Thrones referense ftw!
UrukDeathbringer 1 week ago
Matt: So she made her own camp site, in her vagina
Pat: We all helped pitch the tents...
Beckycript 2 weeks ago
after about the fifth fact about bear i realized that they are fake
cranberrypanic 2 weeks ago
Pat: DO YOU LET THINGS THAT BITES YOUR DICK OUT OF YOUR HOUSE ALIVE!?!
Me: *Expecting your mom joke from Matt.*
Matt: That wasn't a dick-biter!
Me: :(
Kiyannidirl 2 weeks ago
Bear: Hmmmm Pat Has Found My Game, Better Drink My Own Piss
EpicNaziZombieOwnage 2 weeks ago
(Bear grylls talks)
Pat: How do you find piece of shit games that no one even knows exist XD lol
832OSO 2 weeks ago in playlist Season 2
DIRE BEAR!!!
v1d30judg3r 2 weeks ago
got my own game, better drink my own piss
MakoKitsune 2 weeks ago
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MrGummiPenguin 2 weeks ago
06:51 Let's do the fork in the garbage disposal!
ThePrinnyman 2 weeks ago
What brawnch? I SEE NO BRAWNCH.
Drink your pee!...
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Then I was like
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SMHonRS 2 weeks ago
lol
*skips*
YEAA!
AMERICA!
thespongeomatic 2 weeks ago
hahaha that was soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny:3
bananasforthewin2 2 weeks ago
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My girlfriend said TWO BEST FRIENDS PLAY sucks.
im single.
just kidding.
she's dead.
TylerWebos 2 weeks ago
@TylerWebos shut the fuck up and stop stealing peoples jokes.
Burninglambo 2 weeks ago
@Burninglambo we have an angry camper
TylerWebos 2 weeks ago
@TylerWebos joke made my day thanks man XD
Tainted107 2 weeks ago
@Tainted107 haha
TylerWebos 2 weeks ago
"Hug the Beaver"
"NAH FINISH HIM!"
*epic ninja throat slice*
"WOOOOOOOOOO-"
"WOOOOOOOOOO-"
DShephard91 2 weeks ago
love the show but why is there a game lol
EvilDead159 2 weeks ago
@EvilDead159 wtf?
jrptrapt116 2 weeks ago
Lmfao!!!!!!! He just choked out a beaver!!!!!
BigPimp14 2 weeks ago in playlist Two Best Friends Play
I swear if i see that f*cking motion control Xbox advertisment again
TheJordanGuyPerson 2 weeks ago
6:29 Bear Grylls once nursed several injured mountain lions back to health, until they were strong enough for him to kill and devour.
Me: WOW BEAR GRYLLS YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING TROLL FOR THAT!
Me(Mocking):Oh. Hey. Haha its 2 injured lions maybe i should go nurse them until they are feeling better and then kill them for my dinner next week. Because i don't give a shit if they have a family to go back to that will probably bring me milk and cookies if i save them because i am such a FUCKING TROLL!
EDxAto3 2 weeks ago
I Think I Just Died Laughing When He Said "His Balls Are Filled To Burst With Poison"
LOL
memorexgaming 2 weeks ago
@memorexgaming Why Did You Capitalize All The Words In Your Sentence?
LPwithB 2 weeks ago
I love Matt's voice. XDD
Myoosikz 2 weeks ago
"Throw it on the Bronch!"
"What fucking Bronch I don't even know-"
"Drink your pee!!"
Mazzah96 2 weeks ago
02:27 "Stuck halfway up Mt. Everest and running low on oxygen and viable choices, Bear Grylls piloted a F-16 fighter jet to reach the summit in record time" isnt that cheating
bloodyknuckles013 2 weeks ago
If ya find a game with a celebrity as the protagainist chanches are your gonna get riped off.
TheRandomkid321 3 weeks ago
remember that time when the chozo gave the arbiter the power beam and he was all like "destroy the locusts asshole"
marth10004 3 weeks ago
BORN SURVIVOR
iiVegasTV 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 2
I have never seen a human finish a beaver! I see something new everyday!
FELIX15X 3 weeks ago
Bear Grylls once nursed some mountain lions. Then when they were strong enough, he killed them. What. The. Fuck.
GrimmmReapa 3 weeks ago
my neighbors called the cops not because my music was to loud..but because i covered myself in Valesine and pretended to be a slug in their lawn.
acvjunior1 3 weeks ago 81
@acvjunior1 your point is...?
UpsSyndrome 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 2
@acvjunior1 wtf man? :DDDDDDDDDDD
siikakiis 3 weeks ago
@acvjunior1 wutisthisIdon'teven
Myoosikz 1 week ago
@acvjunior1 were u naked?
TheDouchebagGaming 1 week ago
Bear grills encountered... Cthulhu? and instead of Cthulhu killing him... Cthulhu fled like a retarded Pokemon. and you know what this makes perfect sense. wanna know why? because even Cthulhu didn't want to see Bear grills drink his own piss
TheSporadicSpork 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 2
He did not just crawl into a camel. No.
domenica312 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 2
everyone knows that fridges are natural wildlife acursenses beavers use them to build dams
Boomerang2511 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 2
Needed spirits of adven- IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER!! You guys are amazing!
smilie120 3 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
his dad was raped by a female bear.....
llamamilk4 3 weeks ago
Ill name my son, lion and my daughter tiger
FichSKillroeye 3 weeks ago
by far, the best video in the entire series.
MCKT2806 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 2
in 1987
etheth1616 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 2
Its funny how a game envoriment can change the likeness of some gamers:
- I Am Alive, third person survival game with a dude with certain training using what's available to do it, in a destroyed city.
- Man vs Wild, third person survival game with a dude with certain training using what's available to do it, in a "real" enviroment.
doarner 3 weeks ago
10:34 thumbs up if you actualy saw Bear Grylls getting in a camile to survive
agent74576 3 weeks ago
i can't believe i watched the whole video...
ragtops05 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 2
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@ragtops05 you didn't think it was funny?
onbonn 3 weeks ago
When r u gong 2 accept me as a friend on Xbox live dudes it's LAMB OF ADRIAN
lambofzeke 3 weeks ago
I actually want to play this game because of you guys now.
SuperSensei 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 2
@RealDoomlord Bites
RealDoomlord 3 weeks ago
@TheXmanw What do you mean? They survived multiple dick
RealDoomlord 3 weeks ago
two things:
first: you guys suck as bear grylls and do never ever play that game again
second: bear grylls rock like hell he can do everything drink hes own pee kill a bear on distance and is the best surviver in the world fuck duel survivel
TheXmanw 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 2
@TheXmanw nope. Star of survivorman (cant remember his name) was the original and the best. He never cheated, carried around his own cameras, and didnt rely on cheap gimmicks like drinking his pee.
EbonMaster 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from machinima 9
@EbonMaster Les Stroud
Kawiia17 1 week ago in playlist Season 2
@TheXmanw bahahahaah. Stupid fanbody taking this video game seriously. BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
TerriblefailedLps 1 week ago
I am gay like this shit and ill suck ur cock and spit or swallow based on ur choice =====3
pkvoid92 3 weeks ago
is that first fact for real? i don't know a damn thing about scouts.
Yakida01 4 weeks ago
@Yakida01 scouts is like you search the place for danger food or things
Dr5269 3 weeks ago
@Dr5269 does danger food taste better than normal food?
Yakida01 3 weeks ago
Wtf was with those facts?
laxenid15 4 weeks ago
and i thought they smelled bad on the outside.
moemcownage 4 weeks ago 47
@moemcownage familt guy FTW!
ITS2forT 2 weeks ago
I literally cried with laughter watching this...
blobstudios 4 weeks ago
How the fuck can that jousting stuff be safe
oiaughwea 4 weeks ago in playlist Season 2
BEAR GRYLLS NEXT CHUCK NORIS
graysuede12 4 weeks ago in playlist Season 2
His poor balls...
uilliu 1 month ago in playlist Season 2
@supergonza21
cheezdoodle96 1 month ago
This is literally Man Vs. Wild Skyrim.
safetosaydontquoteme 1 month ago
@safetosaydontquoteme What are you talking about?
37yen 4 weeks ago in playlist Liked videos
yeah whoever i was chatting with on omegle, WHY THE FUCK DID YOU LEAVE
superman1113215 1 month ago 37
@superman1113215 i know the feel bro
MASTER1LINK 2 weeks ago
THE BEST GAME EVER!!
ZtheCRAZY 1 month ago
he needed spirits of adventure IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER
Triforceslash999 1 month ago
im just going to get this game when its on sale
facesmashinghammers 1 month ago in playlist Season 2
5:46
NOBIGD3AL 1 month ago in playlist Season 2
10:39 and i thought they smelled on the outside
erickoz10 1 month ago in playlist Season 2
10:26 Matts' hilarious scream XD
ProfessorMetal123 1 month ago
"I can't see the branch! Where's the branch?"
"Drink your own pee!"
Classic!
Dairek81 1 month ago
@8:47 WHOOOOOOOOOO
supergonza21 1 month ago
this shit is better than angry video game nerd
thephattyarbuckle 1 month ago
I see no bronch!
DRINK YOUR PEEEEEEEE!!
sygnus5 1 month ago
After watching this video about a thousand times, I just now noticed this:
10:55 They make Bear Grylls drink his piss when his canteen is full.
Iamafishproductions 1 month ago in playlist Season 2
This game actually looks like it would be entertaining haha
theitaliankid05 1 month ago in playlist Season 2
Ball poison! :O
hancock6710 1 month ago
you two are seriously fucking hilarious
Aza6487 1 month ago
one thing i learned from this video: Wildlife love your dick...
NlghtBringer 1 month ago
So when does he drink his own piss?
funnyguyisme 1 month ago
Aw shit my plane crashed on top of this mountain... oh look there's food right past this 3 foot gap, now remember what you learned from that Man vs Wild game. Alright so let's try this now jump and start that front fli- oh shit I just broke my neck.
GreenTuxMan 1 month ago in playlist Season 2
dude shutup hes better than all of you i hope you get in a place in nowhere than maybe you will be inead of hes guide idiots
hamode95 1 month ago
@hamode95 dude, they are ranting on the video game, not the guy. Do you really think Bear Grylls can take on a grizzly bear with his bare hands and backflips?
dks2398 1 month ago
Epic bear vs bear battle... priceless 6:05
Banmido159 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos 2
06:26 wtf?
TheDunota10 1 month ago
I live for the AMERICUH in these videos.
Higuma12 1 month ago
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Dr5269 1 month ago
this game got me weak af hahaha
kidcudimotm 1 month ago
XD 1:17 Metroid music ftw
Demonworshipper123 1 month ago
9:42 what the hell is up with this chuck norris facts Bear grills version
TheLegoScarface 1 month ago in playlist Season 2 40
@TheLegoScarface Heh yeah Like "Oh yeah im walking n walkin OH NO I FELL! Ut Its CHTULULULULULULULULUL.Oh um......bye?"
onebadman121 1 month ago
Bear Grylls, he scared off Cthulu
eman12100 1 month ago
This had me in stitches. So funny.
BlaineMirf 1 month ago
arent locusts the locusts of the animal world? o.O
jakkyjack 1 month ago