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  • lol I dont see Aishwarya Rai or Bipasha with a pink man

    Get fucked kunt

    LEAVE US INDIAN MEN ALONE

    WHY ARE YOU GUYS JEALOUS OF US?

    BECAUSE WE"RE RICH AND HAVE THE BEST WOMEN ?

  • @TheJayEffkay Indian men are rich because they collect hefty dowries...Specially south Indian men. Here in Mumbai, if money changes hands and there is sex involved, it has only one name....Prostitution.

  • Gay bastard

  • what the fucks wrong with these Indian comedians

    Obsessed with embarrassing and mocking Indians

    YOu dont hear Arabs or anyone making jokes of themselves

    In the West they already have Apu to laugh at , so STOP POCKING INDIANS YOU RETARDS

  • Why Are These Dudes Gay?

  • FUNNY 1:48

  • Cuz we're sexy.

  • the guy on 2:00 is probably gay

  • @jadsoueidi1 he is 

  • Lmao

  • LOL!!

  • @froantmy damn true man, this is fucked up shit!! can't in any universe be compared to Russell

  • stupid white guys

  • Theres not unity between light-skinned indians and dark skinned indians.

  • @Rico22160 sooo not true. my mother is light-skinned and my father is dark-skinned. my sister is dark-skinned and i am light-skinned.

    we can get along. in general, there are several cultural differences between light and dark skinned indians (especially since most fair skinned indians are from the north and most dark skinned indians are from the south), but there are many states in india where both light+dark-skinned people coexist and share the same culture+language.

  • To all those who talk about penis size of Indian men.

    We have the second largest population. Do you think women have sex without being satisfied !!

    Think people ..

  • @tangycloves

    yes

  • I used to go out with a hot Indian girl and I'm originally from Bangladesh and deep brown. I don't think it's a race thing at all.

  • @Rocksteddybelmont

    Are you kidding? Indians have passed Jews as the most wealthy group

  • there marrying the money not white guys

  • wtf dark skinned white women??? ..why do indian women have to be called dark skinned white women?? ..So what are black females ?? like wtf Indian women are Indian women u can't compare two races that are completely different.. do you think a Indian woman would call her self a dark skinned white woman hell no..

  • @PrincessLindaj43 If you knew anything about anthropolgy you'd understand that Indian is not a race but rather a mixture of various races - the most prominent being the caucasoid race. That is why Indian people have a lot of characteristics Europeans do: Straight hair, thin noses, small lips. They share similar ancestry.

  • @youngice6004 every person on this earth is a mixture of races.. So that still doesn't explain that statement every person on her keeps saying Indians are like dark skinned white women.. I have several indian females as friends..they don't see themselves that way..

  • @PrincessLindaj43 There are people who are not mixed race. It's laughable you would say there are no purebred left. I never said dark skinned, I said brown skinned. Don't twist my words. Anthropology doesn't care how your friends want to describe themselves.

  • @youngice6004 @youngice6004 you're right. most indians are either aryan, dravidian, or a mixture of both (most common)."indian" does not describe our race, but our nation. however, the features you listed vary for each person: i happen to have curly hair, pouty lips, and a nose that is not very thin, as does my sister and several women on my mother's side of the family..... and yet again, many north indians possess the features you have listed. indian people are pretty diverse in appearance

  • @cinnabangaru ah, you got the good features i see ;)

    just kidding.. (maybe)

  • @youngice6004 hahaha thanks xD

  • All u haters are prbly Indian so u guys know all about BONER KILLERS! so just do everyone a favor and stfu:) thankss

  • Tables are turned on you Indian men who demand they use bleaching cream! Now they want white men and you get mad? Serves you right!

  • Indians are filthiest and hideously ugliest scum on the face of earth. the men dont possess penis to satisfy women and neither their women have enough charm. they are like ones who are called BONER - KILLERS

  • @innocuoushunter u mad bro? u mad? i have studied on indians and they have average penises

    they have the world's second and almost first most population at all

    do u think women breed without getting satisfied? umadbro?

  • Indian people have the best hair

  • All of these comedians are bitch ass niggas!

  • @Desiscandidblog3 American Asian women. You're missing out almost all of the women in asia.

  • sexy chicks dont need a white man. They can get who ever they want and they end with rich guys. I rarely see Indian chicks with white men. most of them are mail order brides

  • 116 people are Indian...

  • How about the members of each race just marrying and having kids with members of their own race? How about white men with white women, black men with black women, Oriental men with Oriental women, etc....is this so "hateful" and radical?

  • And then they become an AUNTY!

    XD

  • dark brown indian ladies and light brown middle eastern ladies make my willie happy and make my mind relaxed . i can't be light brown and dark brown at the same time so i am white .

  • fucking ugly bastards all of them.... ewww

  • @kaisar1

    kaiser1 " three world wars and my asian friends are in my town thank goodness , another world war and we can add the animals from other nations to my town just cos they share the same climate for example if guineapigs can live in our hutches out in our gardens then they can live along side with our bunny rabbits and we can bring over to my town also racoons , penguins and seals we got massive green nature parks for them in my city . so that makes you the ugly one not them indians .

  • @KikesChinksNiggers your username says it all

  • Why do all the male Indian comedians sound gay?

  • I am an Indian and i say - fuck off all of you Indian comedians who think they are very cool joking about their own people in front of the goras.

  • @akingkhan99 you fucking stereotypical bitch. You are pkistani so shut the fuck up. idiot. i fucking DESPISE people with ur mentality

  • Hahahahaha u become an aunty

  • indian women love white men becuase they have a serious inferiority complex.

  • @doctorw2 Why do they have a serious inferiority complex? I think that males are a little whipped by women in the west though

  • hot Indian women?? i have not seen any yet 

  • @SegBekur try to look beyond those south indian movies that you call as "bollywood" movies, and make fun of the indian film industry dude..you'll find many beautiful women..

  • Married white man

    They tend to be less abusive

  • @Brittonsp same bro only a few are good I'm tryin to hit up one right now and she's like one of the only good ones I've ever seen. The rest be rockin staches beards excessive body hair and a rowdy unibrow :(

  • 20 $ LAPTOP!!!!! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • Trick question, there are no hot Indian women. Indian women are all nasty as.

  • @Brittonsp honestly you must have not seen many Indian women. I'll chalk your comment up to ignorance or blindness.

  • @djfinex I've seen more than enough. Mostly sporting a monobrow and generally what I would term very unattractive.

  • woahh that is the first time i ever saw a gay indian guy O_O

    homosexuality is forbidden in India... good for him

  • @cutiefrogskermit who told you homosexuality is forbidden in india? there's a law allowing homosexual marriages in india..and i think US is the country where the words "gay, fag and homo" are mostly used to belittle ppl..go figure..

  • @veiledvulture when i say forbidden, i mean the overwhelming majority of the population looks down upon it. (probably not the younger generation of course).

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  • I have a very multi-ethnic crew and I couldn't name anybody I know that would say Indian is the most beautiful race of women.

  • @NachoLuchador1986 Lol True man multi-ethnic country here and i say indian females are the ugliest of all..

  • @iDar3u2n0tcliCkm3 Have u seen Africans? Saudis?

  • @Ocean3589 no. lol what?worse?

  • @NachoLuchador1986 Aishwarya Rai,Lara Dutta, Freida Pinto, Kareena Kapoor, Mahima Chaudary, Sushmita Sen, Karishma Kapoor, reema sen, list goes on. India has the second highest winners of Miss World.

  • @Ocean3589 k a) I hardly ever agree with Miss World results, and b) the fact that there are Indian supermodels doesn't change the opinion of myself or peope around me. There's beautiful women in each race, but generally speaking I've never seen an everyday Indian girl I found attractive.

  • @NachoLuchador1986 You're probably a racist then. Indian women are attractive. They're like brown skinned white women.

  • @youngice6004 Lol racist? Ok there mister pussy PC. Not being attracted to a race doesn't make me racist. Go blow another lib-tard or somethin

  • @NachoLuchador1986 That's exactly what does make you racist though. Indians aren't eve of a different race either. Study anthropology, they have caucosoid roots. They're just dark skinned because of the climate in India. But they have similar skeletal structure and hair as white people.

    You're racist and in denial about it. Just admit it and move on.

  • @youngice6004 actually they don't. most indians are a synthesis of 3 main ancestral groups and the northern ancestral group is related to whites but they broke off from other whites west off the afghan mountains by some estimation 10000 ago. and no nacho isn't racist, by american made up, moronic concept of racism everyone in the world is a racist. Evryone is attracted to different features, some are sought more or less than others. most people like their own. it is what it is.

  • @plainstudman Everyone in the world is racist though. Some more than others. Nacho specifically.

  • @youngice6004: OR - straight haired black women!

  • @youngice6004 brown skinned white women that get hideous after 30?

  • @youngice6004 True ;)

  • @NachoLuchador1986

    its the poverty as they don't take care of themselves as they don't have much money

    also most indian women are dark skinned so you may not even look at her due to the concept of beuty in the world soceity which is fair skin women

  • @NachoLuchador1986 You don't think right about our culture and you just choose to look at us in an ugly way. There are TONS of beautiful "everyday" Indian girls. I don't know what street you live on but it surely is a narrow minded one. I can tell that you're too conceded to believe that there can be someone better lookingthan you are, and you clearly expressed that in your comment. Also, you're not that good looking anyway, so how could you talk!

  • @devdasrai Lol ooooh. You sure showed me. I said nothing offensive, merely an opinion. Wasn't conceded or mentioned my looks either. Over-sensitive much little girl?

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  • ,,but I'd give Rajiv Satyal a try 'cos he looks cute, sweet & gentle :-))))

  • I'm a white chick who's been engaged to 2 Indians guys, one years ago and one just 2 months ago. Although they said at first "oh yeah, baby-I won't try to control you; you work if you want to & hang out with your friends, no problem...." WRONG! Both started bugging me with calls (where are you? who are you with?) & the last one would call at ALL hours (he was working in Mumbai) always thinking I was with someone else. He got the boot for that & the other one earlier for hitting me-BUH BYE!

  • @viddymeenow Sorry about your experiences. Trust me when I say this, not all Indian men are needy and abusive.

  • yeah because south indian have a different outlook on beauty. in dollywood you have to be a little think to be famous. I'm North indian and i like white guys more, but probably have to end up with an indian

  • @chromi2011 just tell every indian guy that you think you've "ended up" with him and that you didnt wanna ...that'll work..i dont think those guys would go crazy over you too...if you think marrying an indian guy is that bad, then on behalf of all of them , "up yours biyatch"..gtfo

  • @veiledvulture Calm your ass down.... I'm just saying that I'm attracted to White guys. Indian guys are always more marriage material. I'm more Indian than those slutty bitches who are unfortunately "Indian" because of their parents. 

  • @veiledvulture Also, you're just bitchy cuz i don't like FOB's. You stay away from ABCD's and I stay away from FOB's.

  • @chromi2011 so you took a month to come up with this comment? XD :P

    you're right in liking white guys..us indian guys are way too smart for you :P

  • @veiledvulture Unlike you I dont stay by Youtube and check my messages every day. I have a life. and plus, you're right, Indian guys are too smart for me since they have to add "yaar" and "na" and turn every sentence into a question.

    It's my pet peeve, it doesn't have to be the same as yours.

  • @chromi2011 lol..first off, this yaar and na thing is something you'll see in indian girls..maybe you noticed this in some of them and presumed that the guys use em too...AND, its you who's still got her panties in a bunch over this argument after such a loooong time..maybe you were just coming up with something smart enough to type, idk..but still, it shows that you're the one hell bent to continue not me, as i REALLY do have a life, and i dont just say that to act cool like you

  • @veiledvulture I never said it was just guys.... but 4 out of 5 PPL i have talked to do that.....

  • @chromi2011 then you need to talk to better people :P

  • @veiledvulture if I can find them

  • @chromi2011 look harder and you will..

  • cause there is a racial divide in india,why would a good looking indian girl which are rare and mostly only north india fair skin girls go out with indian guy who are mostly mixed or of dravidian race.and north indian pure guys are rare

    even dravidians girls like to go out of their race as they are so concious because of diversity

  • @SolidSnakeRD Who said fair skin is more beautiful??

  • @yoshobbit

    historical events and dominant group and its impact on culture did

  • @SolidSnakeRD so all in all fair skin = good looks? hmm..nice thought..

  • @veiledvulture

    not actually

    but as by history and current world fairer skinned people have been the ones to rule,be successful,it has been set into the society

    if dark skin people would have ruled then everybody would run behind dark skin people

  • @Hamgammy Going up on a stage in front of hundreds of people doesn't "hide" his baldness. It kind of does the opposite.

  • @SgtTheFink thats true

  • i have a hot girl, and i am indian and my friend have also. and indian are smartest people in world,

  • @padrahaabhi24m keep dreaming

  • what that last guy said was so true it's sad

  • what the guy said about marrying an indian man at the beginning of the video, (in my case) is absofuckinglutely TRUE!

  • hmmm....I've never really considered a person's cultural background in light of whether they are attractive to me or not.....I'm kinda weird - I just go for plain old humans...

  • More self-hating Indian chicks? Some will give any excuse to not give an Indian man a fair chance to be with a lady of his own culture. What a joke.

  • haha the best indian women are with us Indian men lol

    the ugly ones have to settle for a white guy

  • @TheJayEffkay "settle for white guys really" really? Race does not matter people, you are either attractive to the opposite sex as an individual or you're not, also attractive is relative anyway. As a sidenote people, who take so much pride in their race as being the ideal are usually total scrubs themselves.

  • @brpowerful Truly said.... By the end the outer beauty doesn't work more than the inner beauty !!

  • Oh yeah and thing is that I don't really find the vast majority of white men all that attractive either even though I'm born in the UK. I only like the super tanned dark type of white men which is like Cristiano ronaldo then afterwards I find out they're mixed with Romany gypsy or Black or Arab etc. so the kinds of white guys that I find attractive aren't even fully white lol they're like diluted whites. more often I find bi-racial black/white men however extremely hot !

  • I'm got some India Indian in me but I'm not attracted to Indian men.

  • being an indian guy, most of the indian girls i know are major sluts. They sleep around with at least 5 guys on average before they get happily married. I'm sure the same occurs with the indian guys also. anyway, I was brought up under traditional and conservative values. recently, i got a proposal from a girl's family. funny thing is how she told me how her family had gone to great lengths to do a moral background check on me.

  • what i found most hypocritical was that she herself revealed that she had multiple relationships before. pissed me off so much. getting tired of the indian american hypocritical bullshit. all these pple care about are prestigious degrees and the money that comes along with that. the girls that comment about how indian guys treat them bad but other races treat them well are the biggest sluts. its funny how most of them have their interracial flings before marriage and become gold diggers later.

  • This is what I was asking when I was like 13.

    I started dating white and Black chicks...

    Couldn't be happier.

  • LOL i love the auntie tsuanmi!

    

  • south indian famous to insult themself !!!!!

  • indian women dont like divorce !!!!!!!

  • No dis' to anybody but I prefer my white girls. Other races are just a lot less fuckable. White as snow, that's what gets my dick to stand up to the challenge. So my dear black and yellow friends, as far as I'm conceard you can keep your girls all to yourself

    Fuck white pride but somebody had to say it :)

  • It's true that HOT Indian and Pakistani women, no matter how religious and nice or how good of a family they come from, will always fall for a white trash junkie (drinks, smokes, does drugs, uneducated, unemployed, etc). Dunno what they see in them.

  • some were good some were bad, all were indian, why am i watching this im black lol

  • @rangerbylaw yeah some were horrible

  • @rangerbylaw because dave chapelle brought us here lol

  • @rangerbylaw why not? I'm a spic / white mix and I watch lots of black, white, asian and native comedians.

    Funny is funny, fuck a color.

  • @rangerbylaw Also, you should research the history of India. They have african ancestry.

  • That last son of hair lost bitch is gay tooo !! LOL

  • damn .. i do feel so pissed off seeing these stuff...damn why cant ppl say something good abt our country....damn these western borns...

  • @chicklover123 society i think bears the blame for alot of that....the influences of others, and the higher the false sense of superiority the worse it is. fact: we are all human and all on the same boat. opinion: Indian women are gorgeous!! and im not just saying that cause im a female foot fan. rings on toes... your country's awesome. not a fan of the food over here tho.

  • Ps im not indian, i just dont like arrogant pricks like you....

  • Thats a funny statement from a nation that uses wads of paper to wipe his ass! You dickhead!

  • They want a man who doesnt stink, you Indians need a godamn shower.

  • Indian American women don't just go for white guys or Indian guys. I know a lot of women with Hispanic, black, and even East Asian guys. But for the Indian girl in India who told him she wouldn't go for an Indian with a population that is 99.9% Indian...what!? So stupid. Why are you in India then?

  • AHHH these guys are funny lol

  • "bflaskdfjlk i'm gonna become an auntie" xD

  • Why would he care he's gay

  • culturally India and the west or on a completely different paradigm. lets take for example family. Indian will laugh at the definition that whites have as a family. Seriously the Indian marrying a white girl generally their relationship just wont survive unless the Indian is brought up in the western society.

  • @matkakulfi it is the exact opposite actually, interracial marriages survive if the white and indian pair lives in India.Western born indian are never british enough, too much extra work is required when people are already fluent in the language and eat fish and chips.If the white girl moves to India she'll be more appreciative of her indian husband's mixed western-indian influence.She will know "he understands" her, the novelty of being white wears off abroad after a white.ppl get bored

  • i have a hot indian girl,and i am a paki

  • @aazish100 WHoa congo man..... Seems like Indian girls steal hearts of men all over the world !!

  • @aazish100 Good for you and for her!

  • @aazish100 LOL u made that sound like ur realllly different..

  • @lolhahah21 india and pakistan are different countries,i dont know if they are "really" different countries.

  • @aazish100 LOL good one... :D :D :D

  • @aazish100 lies

  • @xSkitZx jealous

  • @aazish100 so? paki's are basically the same fucking thing as indian from an ethnic and anthropological standpoint. they're basically the same as north indians, so really you need to get yourself educated on the grandeur of such a feat

  • @itsanawesomeguy ok so i lived in pakistan and she lived in india when we were kids....now we are both grownups and we both live in state.ethnicity wise we are probably same but she is still an indian.You dumb ass its like white American is saying my girl is from Britain its the same ethnicity but different countries.

  • @aazish100 really pakistan has that different of a culture from india to make the analogy of america and britain? I thought pakistani's were just mad indian muslims who for whatever reason wanted their own place to praise Allah

  • @itsanawesomeguy pakistan has a different culture for the most part,and it doesn't matter to me what you thought about pakistani's.

  • @itsanawesomeguy No Totally wrong, Pakistani's are not Indian Muslims, a small minority of them are. Pakistani's are Afghans, Persians, Moghals, Turks, Pashtuns, Indian's Gujrathi's Memon's and Kashmiri's. So So Many Pakistani's are Indian in Race, or mixed Indians. But not Indian in race.

  • @akingkhan99 Ik that dumbass, neither is fucking afghan, persian, mughal (spell it right retard before you try to denounce me), turk, pashtun, gujurati (spell that fucking right too) or kashmiri, there is no fucking indian or pakistani race, south asia is an extensively mixed place dumbass, and there really is no ethnological boundary between fucking india and pakistan retard, go praise allah and suck muhammad's dick wherever the fuck you want, idgaf dumbass

  • @itsanawesomeguy Oh and it's spelt Moghal You dalit shit, Mughal is the bastardized Anglo Version, You South Indian monkey, your British masters raped you hard enough. Moghal is the proper Persian Spelling and how the MOGHAL's Would have reffered to themselves. And btw Call centre Monkey shit for brains, PAKISTANI's AND INDIANS ARE DIFFERENT.

  • @akingkhan99 haha lmao, you have to resort to paltry frivolous insults lmfao, south indian monkey? Are you that insecure, that you're that ugly, you call south indians monkeys? This is english not fucking "Moghal" persian or urdu, lmao british masters raped us?Conversely the same could be said about your Pakistan, your persian masters raped you lol. Monkey center for brains? You need to read a book, because you know your a catechrestic dumbass right? Dalit shit? Lol, laughable meaningless retard

  • @itsanawesomeguy gosh your annoying little fucker. My friends were right never argue with an Indian over the internet. Indians are messed up, Black as coal, and yet white supremacists at the same time. I cannot deal with a race that mentally corrupted. Sorry.

  • @akingkhan99 Really? White supremacist and black as coal? Two contrary terms, and black as coal? You really are uneducated, please the only place you can find people black as coal are the adivasi's and tribal people idiot, and please you stupid charlatan, you call indians white supremacist? Your the one who implicitly said black as coal is a bad thing, which I don't understand why it is, but your too ugly that if you were black as coal you would kill yourself after your dismal tedious life

  • @akingkhan99 Do you live in Pakistanin a dirty village?In the forests or farming the landlike the illiterate group of people youare?Youobviously don't know the history of India or the world asextensively as I do, and consideringthe fact I'monly 15,you're an idiot in this world.Also dalit?I thought your khan, that's muslim dumbass, dalits are fucking hindu untouchables, wtf?I hope you pray to allah everyday for bombs you piece of shit.Btw, god is not real, if there is a god, you're going to hell.

  • @itsanawesomeguy Pasthuns in the North West Are ethincially Afghan, and they are 45 Million of them, and Pakistani's are different then Indians, and go suck SHiva's multiple penis' oh and the Pakistani, army had a gay Hindu Guy rape Krishna, and Krishna screamed, I LOVE IT!