How Battler Stole Witchmas

[jackoneal2]

PAAFECKTO!

[urrrara]

This is so perfect.

[syckls]

I noticed that the views for this video get a little bump right around this time every year. To everyone out there who spends ten minutes of their holiday listening to my lackluster performance, thanks and a merry Witchmas to you.

[confusedkitsune]

This is getting more and more awesome every Witchmas.

[Yunelyon93]

TROOLL!! hahaha whoever did this is a genious!!!

[padawanSarahTano]

I laughed so hard I cried! I had to stop so I could breath!!

XD "and he found her a shrink and sent her to bed" I died a little at that part!

This whole video was just HILARIOUS it's

PARFECTO!!

[iluvagothkenny]

This was so heartwarming ;_;

[aptspire]

Is Witchmas on october 4th to 6th? :P

this was still better than DEEN XD

[alcurd666]

oh bern you troll you.

[RisenChudJr]

Love

[HeroicTombolo]

This is probably the greatest thing ever.

[rockerchic3214]

I have resolved watch this first thing in the morning on Christmas.

[Kolkkero]

Man, you've got a seriously amazing story-telling voice. : D You should do more of these!

[Pikachunojutsu]

hehe anonymous.... right hehehe

[IchimotoKun]

I can't believe I made it through that whole thing. :P

[xLadyBernkastelChanx]

You sir, are such a legend for making this.

[GeneralHoohah]

Yeah next time take the microphone out of your mouth, so it doesn't sound like you're giving it a blow job. Why the fuck do people speak either too far or too close into microphones? Don't people read instructions? And its pretty easy to figure out what you did wrong if you play it back before uploading it, unless you're a minimalist and don't care about the quality of your work.

[syckls]

@GeneralHoohah This was a recording of a story posted on a 4chan thread, which created some unavoidable restrictions. First, I had to finish it and submit it before the thread closed and before anyone else put up a recording, so I couldn't afford too many takes. Second, it was the middle of the night and everyone was sleeping, so I had to be quiet, and hence I had to keep my mouth close to the microphone. I could do it over, but I doubt many people would notice or care, so I'm not going to.

[Tailsplit]

OMG yes. This was amazing.

[TehSoneAnna]

This is a holiday story of epic proportions that is to be told for generations and generations of otaku through the years.

d('-'d)

[ChickletZero]

DAD?! WIINZ!!

HAhahauhauha XD

[maleduck]

Slice off your cowtits

[SonicZeroX]

ahaha.wav

[xRothenx]

kudos to the narrator who recorded this. His voice is nothing less than perfect for this video.

[CrystalStarlight95]

That voice who is telling the story is very epic =D

[ShinobixXxKakashi]

'And they Troll...troll troll troll troll TROLL!!!

[lovelysan]

"DAD?!"

Wonderful ending XD .

[tehnewguyheh]

Something is missing...the music which started to play when maria asked battler ;_;

[Robborboy]

"Even he him self carved the roast.....DAD?!"

Oh fuck. What an ending.

[LordJenkem]

Nice spoiler fuckshitcockdick

[TwilightShadowAngel]

0.0 ROFLOL

OMG, that was EPIC! I thought this would be crap, but it was wonderfully funny! XD

[animemangavg]

...THIS... FFF-

THis and My Green Eggs And Witch story...

We need to make a book.

[TasogareAnime]

I LOVE THIS.

"...may have been that his bombs were two sizes too small."

That MADE my day. xD

[inulover00645]

XD The greatest Christmas Story ever!

[XLovelessBelovedX]

This is the best thing ever.

[NXxsasusakuxXN]

EPIC WIN XD

[yellowfireyoshi]

Trolls and small bombs. Teh best english Umineko video ever...

[vanny0jae]

YES. THIS. <333

[darkshinobi014]

This made my Christmas! =3

[CPTHAP]

Well done.

[ChibiYuseiFudou]

This is epic win. I enjoyed this more than I enjoyed the anime adaptation.

[Schinak]

This story and video is just TOOOO MUCH WIN XDDDDDDDDD

[ibenoidiotnanoda]

Oh jeez, this is very clever.

[Hareoic]

Haha, I didn't think people would like it that much! And I agree, it's so much funnier being read aloud.

[syckls]

I haven't even been watching Umineko (although I know the memes from all the threads it got), and I thought it was funny. The part about "he got her a shrink" was especially good.

[Impossible3144]

You don't "watch" Umineko anyway.

[Schinak]

Umineko is not meant to be watched. It's meant to be READ AKA the VN's which are the real Umineko >_>

[ThorkellTheTall]

Troll faces.

[tsunversusdere]

Oh man this is fucking epic. This thread made my Christmas, and to hear it narrated makes it even more win. I'm also ridiculously happy to see that my crappy Cape x Hat Stand picture made it into the video.

GLORIOUS.tiff, indeed.

[HentaiNoKamiSama92]

This > DEEN's whole adaptation.

YESS.

[BernkastelFrederika]

XD awesome story!!!

Merry Christmas!!

[808silencer]

Subs please, or text of it.

[Ivegotwo]

you are such a faggot, just listen to it and type it. it's in friggin english

[syckls]

Subs are now up.

[JackNormandie]

This is awesome.