I noticed that the views for this video get a little bump right around this time every year. To everyone out there who spends ten minutes of their holiday listening to my lackluster performance, thanks and a merry Witchmas to you.
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Yeah next time take the microphone out of your mouth, so it doesn't sound like you're giving it a blow job. Why the fuck do people speak either too far or too close into microphones? Don't people read instructions? And its pretty easy to figure out what you did wrong if you play it back before uploading it, unless you're a minimalist and don't care about the quality of your work.
@GeneralHoohah This was a recording of a story posted on a 4chan thread, which created some unavoidable restrictions. First, I had to finish it and submit it before the thread closed and before anyone else put up a recording, so I couldn't afford too many takes. Second, it was the middle of the night and everyone was sleeping, so I had to be quiet, and hence I had to keep my mouth close to the microphone. I could do it over, but I doubt many people would notice or care, so I'm not going to.
I haven't even been watching Umineko (although I know the memes from all the threads it got), and I thought it was funny. The part about "he got her a shrink" was especially good.
Oh man this is fucking epic. This thread made my Christmas, and to hear it narrated makes it even more win. I'm also ridiculously happy to see that my crappy Cape x Hat Stand picture made it into the video.
PAAFECKTO!
jackoneal2 2 weeks ago
This is so perfect.
urrrara 1 month ago
I noticed that the views for this video get a little bump right around this time every year. To everyone out there who spends ten minutes of their holiday listening to my lackluster performance, thanks and a merry Witchmas to you.
syckls 1 month ago 2
This is getting more and more awesome every Witchmas.
confusedkitsune 1 month ago
TROOLL!! hahaha whoever did this is a genious!!!
Yunelyon93 1 month ago
I laughed so hard I cried! I had to stop so I could breath!!
XD "and he found her a shrink and sent her to bed" I died a little at that part!
This whole video was just HILARIOUS it's
PARFECTO!!
padawanSarahTano 7 months ago
This was so heartwarming ;_;
iluvagothkenny 9 months ago
Is Witchmas on october 4th to 6th? :P
this was still better than DEEN XD
aptspire 11 months ago
oh bern you troll you.
alcurd666 1 year ago
Love
RisenChudJr 1 year ago
This is probably the greatest thing ever.
HeroicTombolo 1 year ago
I have resolved watch this first thing in the morning on Christmas.
rockerchic3214 1 year ago
Man, you've got a seriously amazing story-telling voice. : D You should do more of these!
Kolkkero 1 year ago
hehe anonymous.... right hehehe
Pikachunojutsu 1 year ago
I can't believe I made it through that whole thing. :P
IchimotoKun 1 year ago
You sir, are such a legend for making this.
xLadyBernkastelChanx 1 year ago 2
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Yeah next time take the microphone out of your mouth, so it doesn't sound like you're giving it a blow job. Why the fuck do people speak either too far or too close into microphones? Don't people read instructions? And its pretty easy to figure out what you did wrong if you play it back before uploading it, unless you're a minimalist and don't care about the quality of your work.
GeneralHoohah 1 year ago
@GeneralHoohah This was a recording of a story posted on a 4chan thread, which created some unavoidable restrictions. First, I had to finish it and submit it before the thread closed and before anyone else put up a recording, so I couldn't afford too many takes. Second, it was the middle of the night and everyone was sleeping, so I had to be quiet, and hence I had to keep my mouth close to the microphone. I could do it over, but I doubt many people would notice or care, so I'm not going to.
syckls 1 year ago 13
OMG yes. This was amazing.
Tailsplit 1 year ago
This is a holiday story of epic proportions that is to be told for generations and generations of otaku through the years.
d('-'d)
TehSoneAnna 2 years ago
DAD?! WIINZ!!
HAhahauhauha XD
ChickletZero 2 years ago
Slice off your cowtits
maleduck 2 years ago
ahaha.wav
SonicZeroX 2 years ago
kudos to the narrator who recorded this. His voice is nothing less than perfect for this video.
xRothenx 2 years ago 10
That voice who is telling the story is very epic =D
CrystalStarlight95 2 years ago 9
'And they Troll...troll troll troll troll TROLL!!!
ShinobixXxKakashi 2 years ago 22
"DAD?!"
Wonderful ending XD .
lovelysan 2 years ago 4
Something is missing...the music which started to play when maria asked battler ;_;
tehnewguyheh 2 years ago
"Even he him self carved the roast.....DAD?!"
Oh fuck. What an ending.
Robborboy 2 years ago 8
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Nice spoiler fuckshitcockdick
LordJenkem 2 years ago
0.0 ROFLOL
OMG, that was EPIC! I thought this would be crap, but it was wonderfully funny! XD
TwilightShadowAngel 2 years ago
...THIS... FFF-
THis and My Green Eggs And Witch story...
We need to make a book.
animemangavg 2 years ago
I LOVE THIS.
"...may have been that his bombs were two sizes too small."
That MADE my day. xD
TasogareAnime 2 years ago 8
XD The greatest Christmas Story ever!
inulover00645 2 years ago
This is the best thing ever.
XLovelessBelovedX 2 years ago
EPIC WIN XD
NXxsasusakuxXN 2 years ago
Trolls and small bombs. Teh best english Umineko video ever...
yellowfireyoshi 2 years ago 4
YES. THIS. <333
vanny0jae 2 years ago
This made my Christmas! =3
darkshinobi014 2 years ago
Well done.
CPTHAP 2 years ago
This is epic win. I enjoyed this more than I enjoyed the anime adaptation.
ChibiYuseiFudou 2 years ago 7
This story and video is just TOOOO MUCH WIN XDDDDDDDDD
Schinak 2 years ago
Oh jeez, this is very clever.
ibenoidiotnanoda 2 years ago
Haha, I didn't think people would like it that much! And I agree, it's so much funnier being read aloud.
Hareoic 2 years ago 4
I haven't even been watching Umineko (although I know the memes from all the threads it got), and I thought it was funny. The part about "he got her a shrink" was especially good.
syckls 2 years ago 3
You don't "watch" Umineko anyway.
Impossible3144 2 years ago
Umineko is not meant to be watched. It's meant to be READ AKA the VN's which are the real Umineko >_>
Schinak 2 years ago
Troll faces.
ThorkellTheTall 2 years ago 3
Oh man this is fucking epic. This thread made my Christmas, and to hear it narrated makes it even more win. I'm also ridiculously happy to see that my crappy Cape x Hat Stand picture made it into the video.
GLORIOUS.tiff, indeed.
tsunversusdere 2 years ago
This > DEEN's whole adaptation.
YESS.
HentaiNoKamiSama92 2 years ago 40
XD awesome story!!!
Merry Christmas!!
BernkastelFrederika 2 years ago
Subs please, or text of it.
808silencer 2 years ago 3
you are such a faggot, just listen to it and type it. it's in friggin english
Ivegotwo 2 years ago
Subs are now up.
syckls 2 years ago
This is awesome.
JackNormandie 2 years ago