Wreck The Malls - Bob Rivers - Lyrics

[YouthFreedomFighters]

"blow your cash for no good reason, push your charge card to the limit" that is what results in the "5 MONTHS OF BILLS!!!" in the 12 Pains of Christmas.

[newsiegroylover]

I love this it makes Christmas fun!

[ihatechristmasmusic]

if you dont laught at this you must be a coprse

[darthtalonisback]

Speaking of wreck the malls, there were fights that broke out at my local mall over the new Air Jordans.

Wreck the malls. LMAO.

[meyerj75]

That was tooooo 80s.

[MrGuruatEverything]

On his Harley by the way

[harrypotterfantng]

Brilliant!

[penguinsnsquirrels]

haha this is pretty interesting 

[roxy819999]

haha i love this song

[WackyJakie]

my science teacher mrs Perret showed us this.... luv her

[MrSteveRiker]

Wreck them malls this Christmas season with musical guest Twisted Sister! LOL!

[megameganization]

id like to go into the mall and just wreak everything and smash stuff i would feel good

[angelrinforever]

lol muzak people thinks this is funny as hell

[Zrinschchuck]

trade something for Twisted Sister :D

ironically, Twisted Sister also recorded a Christmas album

[MrRougeace]

it should be Fa-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo Lo- Lo-Lo!

[1962drob]

I remember when I first heard this, I couldn't stop laughing. Not too far from the truth, especially in today's world. This is some funny shit.

[ChrisCa1601]

"Drop your pants and moon at Santa"

LOL I literally fell out of my seat hearing that.

[trane2ify]

drop ur pants & moon at santa

sounds like a plan to me

[HTownCountryFan]

WOO HOO! Black Friday Rocks!

[sk8rman271]

8 people blew out all their money

[adorablepuppies101]

I love mooning at Santa

[adorablepuppies101]

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[rhellhound666]

@adorablepuppies101 fourth row up

[espadacapt2805]

@adorablepuppies101 $th row down...16th letter from the left.

[musicloversnowwhite]

@TheCheerglee095 Yes it sounded like that to me too!

[adorablepuppies101]

8 people are FAT *SSES

[adorablepuppies101]

How in the H*LL do you drive on a holly?!

[TheElectricDreamer93]

@adorablepuppies101 Harley. Epic typos are pretty epic.

[adorablepuppies101]

Blow your cash for a GOOD reason

[devin77680]

call your mom a fat ass fa-la-la-la-la.

[raeven1212]

this is fuckin sweet!!

[WillowRaevyn]

Oh where oh where is the performance video for this song? It was filmed at Hammerjacks in Baltimore, MD back in the late 80s......

[mrtimetime123]

Wreck The Malls - Bob Rivers Comedy Corp

[CorsairWWII]

Loved it crazy

[dancerart4]

guitar/electric guitar solo!

[brokenheartedbitch21]

Lol this oughta get ya into the christmas spirit xD Lol funny thing too, Its 2 days before Christmas and me and my peoples are going to da mall ^_^

[tyblips]

@brokenheartedbitch21 YYEEEAAAAHHH CHRISTMAS IS IN 1 DAY YYEEAAHH!!!!OoO WWHHOOOOOOOO xD

[nintendork2000]

I LOL at this....Funny....

[pyoobez]

One more switch, lol. It should be "trade some Bing for Twisted Sister"

[raeven1212]

@pyoobez that makes no sense what so ever

[Fetch26291]

@pyoobez yep. Bing. As in Bing Crosby (and if you don't know who that is... what sort of Christmas music did you grow up with?) ;)

[JennyJennyBoomBoom]

@Fetch26291 NO, it's "SOMETHING". Google the lyrics. NO website reference shows "BING".

[kylrocks123]

@JennyJennyBoomBoom I'm sorry, but.. listen to that part carefully. ;$ It's some ing. .__.

[kylrocks123]

@JennyJennyBoomBoom bing*

[JennyJennyBoomBoom]

@pyoobez um, no. it's "something"

[roflolmaomgunit]

@JennyJennyBoomBoom um, no, sorry. It's definitely "some Bing" as in Bing Crosby, the most well known Christmas singer of the past 50+ years.

[JennyJennyBoomBoom]

@roflolmaomgunit dude, google the lyrics. EVERY website shows the lyric as being "something"

[JennyJennyBoomBoom]

@roflolmaomgunit the lyrics don't imply it has to be Bing Crosby they're switching Twisted Sister for ... can be ANYTHING ... hence "SOMETHING" ...

[coolcatino]

love it!!!! "wreck the mallswithmy friend charlie" lmao funny thats my fave line

[CzapigaKielbasa]

We had to go right to the rock beat, didn't we? Annoying as hell!

[snowman74931]

@CzapigaKielbasa wats wrong with rock i ask?

[CzapigaKielbasa]

@snowman74931 Not for Christmas music.

[snowman74931]

@CzapigaKielbasa well ok i think it is but hey ur opinion

[shebeboppin]

yes.

[cschofner]

you need to get we wish you werent living with us

[Kitten406]

To me the beginning of this song sounds like I Love Rock and Roll -Joan Jett and the Blackhearts...anyone else or is it me? lol love the song too!

[coolbro1989]

@Kitten406 I think they were going for a Blackhearts sound. I'm not 100%, but that's how it feels.

[xIgnox]

Is The Lyrics Moving Or Is It My Headache??

[EricBordin]

It's trade some BING for Twisted Sister.

[eminempaparoach]

good job on the lyrics man

[awesomestorm15]

i guess 2 people dont want to wreck the malls

[Adzerk]

LOL I REMEMBER THIS FROM WHEN I WAS 8!! I STILL LOL AT IT 20 YEARS LATER! hahaha TYVM For posting this!

[silverojo]

@Adzerk, same here, I think of this song every Christmas!

[acefanaticishot]

OMG!!! This is so funny!

[WhitePhoenixUS]

It is also "drive THROUGH K-mart".

[jeobeahon]

needs a 80s/90s style music video. kids makin truble an bustin winda's. mmhm.

[kingelvis24]

LOLOLOLOL!

[bwitz72]

HOLLY should be HARLEY (as in the motorcycle)..

and tamper with their MUZAK system (the commercial music system sold to stores, etc)

[LinkinParkLyricz]

Thanks I fixed it

[p0pp4]

@LinkinParkLyricz "Trade some Bing (*as in bing crosby*) for twisted sister"

[angelrinforever]

@bwitz72 Muzak workers are not offended they laughed thier asses off (my dad is a manager)