Grease me up woman!

[DeathNote521]

Oh Jimmy. .. Jimmy Ruska... You silly little webmaster. XD

[TakeTheseEmptyHands]

@DeathNote521

YES! I'm not the only one here from ES. :D

[OneOfThoseVideoMaker]

Press play, wait until he opens the door, the moment he does, press 6.

[LazyMan9000]

"Okie Dokie!" LMAO

[lebdawg9]

this was the first ep i ever saw as a kid

[Dredger1401]

Therre not be an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman!

[johyle]

Does grease me up mean Make my corrupt?

[johyle]

Sorry, "me"

[Hulloder]

I said "Make way for Wille," ye bloated gas-bag!

[maddrummerisbest]

Yes, yes we do.

[SoulfulBrutha5805]

Heh. She's looking at (his) Willie.

[TerryB01]

Think Lunch Lady Doris thought it was her birthday for a second?

[melloe]

i'd like to grease that up

[pipebomb182]

ROWDY RODDY PEEPER!

[culbertsonew]

I can only guess that danhopk was offended, or something

[fezmovies]

The single best moment in Simpsons history.

[painkiller1968]

11 people are stupid

[Joe22c]

But Willy, what about your retirement grease?

[stephenh2323]

okie dokie

[ErstraBloodread]

Lunchlady Doris: ME GUSTA

[TheGreatTamara]

There's nary an animal alive that can escape a greased scot.

[DANNYH8497]

why the fuck has my first comment been voted down i didn't fucking do anything

[DANNYH8497]

CALM THE FUCK DOWN EVERYONE GET OVER IT

[deathmetal226]

press 3 for a gun

[armadica10]

Jasper Paddles your ass while skyrim puts an arrow in your knee, You gunna fuck with that kinda power.

[RealityChecker77]

lol what episode is this?

[DanHopk]

@RealityChecker77 sorry youtube basher, just because i don't read every single description

[DanHopk]

@RealityChecker77 funny fucker you. Just coz i don't read the description every time. Cunt.

[shadow120475]

@DanHopk 1st you call me a "fag"

Then you send me a PM asking me to tell people to back off to which I say "Only thing I can do is keep deleting the nastier messages people write which I am already doing"

You also said that calling me a fag was out of character for you.

You then precede to swear at people that are not directly quoting you.

So, please tell me again why I am expected to protect your sorry ass when you're the one that called me a name and when you are doing it to others now?

[DanHopk]

@shadow120475 im not just gonna sit back and let myself get verbally assaulted, i have to defend myself.

[SuperHeroMania]

@shadow120475 just insult retarded trolls like this some more, eventually they give up

LOL

[DanHopk]

@SuperHeroMania Trust me, i am far from a shitty troll

[SuperHeroMania]

@DanHopk you are a troll

*FACT*

[dangleman1]

greased up willie

[lashes231]

11 people didn't have any grease...

[SinDawg030]

nothing like a freshly greased willie

[j3rryas]

willie is so dreamy

[FootballJudgey94]

Seriously? Can somebody explain why everyone keeps posting sayings followed by, 'That's a paddlin' or 'Took an arrow in the knee'? I don't see the relevance to why people find it so tangible to write that after things? Cheers..

[rolandocbf]

@FootballJudgey94

You're 17. Those posters are 11. There's your problem!

[KrakenRouge]

@FootballJudgey94 internet meme. Look it up.

[zex95966]

@FootballJudgey94 Internet memes. first one is Jasper from the simpsons and the other is Skyrim which hopefully will wear off with time.

Can't get away from them... but you can mark them as spam maybe.

[drag0nrangr]

It's funny because he responded with "fag" almost a month later.

[SinDawg030]

Nothing like a freshly greased willie

[patu8010]

@SinDawg030 Oh my

[AHafan2]

This was the first episode of the Simpsons I ever watched. RIP my Uncle Stephen for introducing me aged 8 to perhaps the best thing I've ever been addicted to

[shasha1240]

10 people missed the like butten



[mikegtafan]

What is that at 0:08 that you have to stop at 0:07 to kind of see??

[Blasted2Oblivion]

As this has no context it seems really creepy. Anyone care to fill in the context for me?

[McBlaggs]

@Blasted2Oblivion He needed to be able to squeeze through the ventilation system to catch Bart's dog that was running through it, but he was to big to fit and needed to be greased up so he could squeeze in easily.

[Blasted2Oblivion]

@McBlaggs That, while less creepy within context, is still creep. Thank you though.

[ixcuincle]

More testicles mean more iron.

[C4Chaos42]

Notice where she was looking before saying "okie dokie!"

[stevefromPA2]

@C4Chaos42 lolollol.....

[Kurjak93]

OoO Okie dokie.

[Absynth616]

this is in english so much funnier than in german :D

[BuriedTreasure255]

@TazWasEre Aw, did I hurt your wittle feelings? Does the wittle Youtube kid want mommy to breastfeed him?

[DoomedDragonz]

@BuriedTreasure255

Was that snide comment really necessary dude?

[BuriedTreasure255]

@TazWasEre Tried uploading videos, loser?

[Doctor4077]

Ned Flanders and Groundskeeper Willie: How the fuck do the do it?!

[myhatisonfire]

Their gonna grease him up! And then they are gonna grease me up!!

OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWD

[doktorsteiner]

Stupid sexy Willie!

[janborrowitz]

RIP Mrs.Doris Grau (1924-1995)

[Dredger1401]

Theer not be an animal alive that can outrun a greeeeesed Scotsman!

[RaeLovesGrimm000]

"Grease me up, woman!"

"O_______O Okie dokie"

[streetstylemagic]

okie dokie

[DanHopk]

anyone know what episode this is?

[shadow120475]

@DanHopk Tried reading the description?

[DanHopk]

@shadow120475 oh yeah! thanks :D

[BuriedTreasure255]

@shadow120475 Tried not being a cunt?

[DanHopk]

@shadow120475 fag

[shadow120475]

@DanHopk You do realize I wasn't trying to be an ass about it when I said "Tried ready the description?"

I would have said something along the lines of "Read the description you blind dickhead" if I wanted to be nasty.

I hope you have a great day and wish for good luck to great you at every turn.

[DanHopk]

@shadow120475 sorry i just got angry for no reason whatsoever. Thanks for being nice

[Jay93Cee]

@shadow120475 your a legend

[SuperHeroMania]

@shadow120475 fag...

LOL kidding

[DanHopk]

@SuperHeroMania Says the prick who has super hero in his name and favourites wwe vids?

[SuperHeroMania]

@DanHopk Cry to me some more loser, I'm loving it 

[S7r0ng3r]

@SuperHeroMania I'm pretty sure the uploader isn't a cigarette :)

[SuperHeroMania]

@S7r0ng3r Did I say he was a cigarette... or did I imply it? lol

[S7r0ng3r]

@SuperHeroMania fag is slang for cigarette, so it's implied lol XD 

[SuperHeroMania]

@S7r0ng3r Oh... I didn't call him a fag, lol, must have been somebody else

[S7r0ng3r]

@SuperHeroMania hmmm... probably so. carry on mate! :D *back to Formula 1 videos*

[BigMuller09]

@shadow120475 you got the 2 top comments you my friend are epic

[Amatiramisu]

@shadow120475 I wish for good luck to grease you at every turn.

[robotfreshpies]

@DanHopk You being a fag? That's a paddlin'

[DanHopk]

@robotfreshpies i have infact been paddled many times, but i don't really wanna talk about that...

[kingofpop74able]

@robotfreshpies You're telling people that they're fags? That's a paddlin'

[karateprincess1]

@DanHopk the one where Santa's little helper is in the school and goes in the vents lol

[RavenMad101]

@DanHopk Bart brings santas little helper to school for show and tell. He gets into the heat ducts. Willie goes in for him (grease). Asimile to Aliens scene.

[SegaMario]

@DanHopk Not reading the description? That's a paddlin'.

[buffblockbuster]

press 6 repeatedly

[DefendThe0bjective]

theres narry an animal alive that can outrun a greased scotsmen

[spitheader]

*enters door* Lunch lady doris, ave ye got ne grease?

yes, yes we do.

Then grease me up woman!

[JackTehEmo]

@spitheader Thanks for that, im deaf and having you type the whole scene for me really makes me happy -.- twat.

[scary989]

okey dokey

[Nkieffer000]

okey dokey 

[Piccolo838]

The time is 10:30 in this video.

[MetalCore2010]

At this very moment, I have the weirdest boner ever :s.........

[Kidz24]

Some Hawt Scottish Sexxx right here ;)

[athena2517]

DAMN Willie! Who would have guessed he had abs like that?

[DarkXtreme5000]

R.I.P lunch lady Doris

[metalraider187]

@DarkXtreme5000 whatya mean?

[shadow120475]

@metalraider187 Read the description and you will know exactly what he means ;)

[Mr62887]

I've used this line before, but I don't have pecs like Willie so it never works :(

[webmastertool]

A Wild Willy Appeared

Lunch lady used grease shot.

It's super effective.

[gsf67]

This has to be one of my favourite episodes, along with Bart's comet. This is when the Simpsons was at it's best. Lately episodes seem to getting weirder and weirder.

[lilmissgaga]

v__v okie dokie. o.o

[ZwerrieProductions]

His body is ready.

[VinnyVanYiffy]

and so she had the night of her life. and I had nightmares for the rest of mine.

[autokid15]

"GREASE ME UP WOMAN!"

I'm sure before they have sex, thats what Whitney Cummings' boyfriend says to her face

[PixelSkateboards]

Dont panic there's a dog in the vents. THERE"S A DOG IN THE VENTS AAAHHHHH

[weihnachten000]

I'll try that out at the cafeteria tomorrow !

[badgeringthebadger]

thats foreplay in scotland

[typicalviewer2]

greasing up Willie... That's a paddlin.

[feathero3]

;D If I had a nickle for every time I said this to a woman...Id be poor (forever alone face)

[cutiefrogskermit]

sounds like the beginning of a porno

[peacefrog1916]

worst scottish accent ever.

[BrianJLeong]

I grease myself with a rag on a stick

[Rollermacka]

I love the old random Willy moments. My favorite is when Barts getting attacked by the wolf and Willy shows up and beats the crap out of it

[Mullahgrrl]

@Rollermacka 'Random willy moments' so thats what they call them now.

[GuruGloin]

Nothin' like a freshly greased willy.

[darkwarrior80]

@GuruGloin loool! xD

[cfuentes1013]

you can grate cheese on those abs..

[CollisionStar]

This has remained one of my all time favorite gags/lines in this entire series.

[SpaceToasterTV]

"Grease me up, woman!" Boy, if I had a nickel for every time I've heard that...

[AgApE010]

@SpaceToasterTV

Drew Carrey? Is that you?

[SpaceToasterTV]

@AgApE010 Yes, or as Hannibal Lecter calls me, 'Dinner For Two!'

[eth92]

@SpaceToasterTV

THEN GREASE ME UP TOASTER!!! >:O

[231johnjohnson]

@SpaceToasterTV Then you'd had a nickel 

[eisemanrenyardjake]

Although U can't C it in this short, Willie strips down 2 just his underpants. But on @ least 2 other occasions he says he doesn't wear underpants. Has he drunk so much scotch he 4got what he said or did?"

[alwesker619]

Looks like it's time...to oil up

[LobsterRoc]

RIP Doris Grau!

[SailorPikachu96]

keep pressing 6! it's fun!

[GeoAl09]

she totally wanted to do him

[UnlimitedWWE24]

lunch lady's face at wille.. XD

[yellowraven8]

FLANDERS AND WILLIE ARE RIPPED !!

[LocoRico89]

@yellowraven8 Yet the look pot-bellied lo

[Prinsgezindepatriot]

I thought he said "i'll have your guts in grease!"... well thats a misunderstanding thats a killer.

[StarleePie47]

@Prinsgezindepatriot

Thank you for not saying "that's a paddling"

[Prinsgezindepatriot]

@StarleePie47 My english isn't adequit enough to understand the word "paddling". Translation is required.

[StarleePie47]

@Prinsgezindepatriot

Nevermind. It's just some unfunny joke.

[robertsfunny1995]

He looks like he has a potbellie but when he takes off his shirt he's all muscular.

[SAGEBOT500]

world's_best_pickup_line.flv

[Hitchhikeroftheyear]

''Grease me up woman!'' Hell yes!!

[Ninetails2000]

Instant boner.

[dalektaliban]

this looks like the start of a gross porno

[anikinippon]

LOLLLLLLLLLL Classic

[reverande180]

Anyone else notice how lunch lady doris looks at willie's dick before saying "Okie Dokie"?

[shadow120475]

@reverande180 LOL indeed, how could I have never noticed that?

[JRodDize]

Greasing Willie up ? That's a paddlin'.

[cjcool91]

@JRodDize haha "Willie"

[BlazeCon97]

Okie dokie O_o

[jzygorodimos]

greese mi up woman



[Paul0489]

No Grease?  That's a paddlin.

[BassHeadsProduction]

"Did you just call me a liar?"

"No I said you're fired."

"Oh. That's much worse."

[GetLikeBarney]

:lol: 

[Nicatization]

what is he goddamn sayin before he says '' then grease me up woman'' ?

[Neigebonbon]

@Nicatization "Lunch lady Dorris Do you have any grrease?"... I bet she enjoyed greasing him up ;)

[Nicatization]

@Neigebonbon hahaha thanks :)

[m5st3rk03n13]

@Nicatization

Lucnh lady Doris do you got any grease

[Nicatization]

@m5st3rk03n13 oh cheers bro

[m5st3rk03n13]

@Nicatization

:)

[Xsuprio]

Scots know what time it is, ALL the time.

[Wildrage101]

Could he not have used his retirement grease?

[mbabitt]

Not usin' enough grease? ... That's a paddlin'.

[OmfgItsHenu]

greasing a scot.

thats a paddlin'

[RandomXc7]

what episode is this

[shadow120475]

@RandomXc7

Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song.

Season 5 Episode 19.

And also The Simpsons 100th epsode overall

[punkitudanarkopunk]

@shadow120475 NEEERD never mind when its about simpsons i guess everybody gets nerdy

[FIGHTFANNERD3]

@RandomXc7 dont fap to it

[Jennybear001]

..bad accent :(

[superducktapeman]

my god your greasy.

[superducktapeman]

my god your greasy.

[Nixel85]

Doris plays Super Street Fighter 4,

Hakan : "Looks like it's time to Oil Up"

Doris : "...okie dokie"

[shadow120475]

@Nixel85

:lol:

Would you believe that I posted this just after Hakan was announced as I immediately thought of this when I saw his "oil-up" move?

A year and a half later and most would not realize why the SSF4 related tags are on the video :P