Green Porno - Dolphins

[Maza675]

Ricky Gervais: "He... is fucking him.... in the head!

[smokingm0nkeys]

This takes "giving head" to another level.

[NYtassu]

"I will now proceed to pleasure myself with this fish" just has a whole new meaning.

(If you dont know what I mean, google it.)

[NYtassu]

Wow, this is very informative. Never knew dolphins have such elaborate sex plays...

[sarahisacoolcat]

oh

[Marrriette]

what the actual fuck

[SugarCelebi]

...what the fuck did I just watch.

[cyndhkrsndbstp]

How do you explain to someone that this is your job.

[xwoodsyx]

Did anyone else feel like the blowhole sex was going to hurt...

[undefinedpurpose]

are you for real

[Sinnawai]

Wait do they really have fin and blow hole sex....I am now very scared

[toyotaprius79]

We have soo much in common as a species.

[UltimateKing011]

note to self: don't pass out around a dolphin

[twattish00]

all of my wut

[JeanMachine17]

now i have to delete my history...

[GuguyFerrari]

from watching this

[GuguyFerrari]

I got traumatized

[ridl08okkayy]

What the fuck did i just watch.



[1in6win]

Dolphins Are Horny Bastards.

[GisforGorillaz]

fin zex?

[princesskaity94]

Dolphins are now my favorite animal.

[Narusasu18]

Pfft, dolphins are party animals xD

[idunno22909]

Bwahahahahaha She is the perfect narrator for this series!

[WildSedna]

isabellarossellini.

[adoett]

who is make this video is stupid,,

[Sneakysneaky88]

@adoett *facepalm*

[schelena]

oh my fuck.

[Sercil00]

FIN SECKS!!!

BLOWHOLE SECKS!!!!

I'll never be able to look at a dolphin again...

[DantendoDS]

WHAT THE FUUUUUCKKKKK

[natetheqbstar]

I have the weirdest boner right now.

[MyBENDINGWORLD]

@natetheqbstar how weird? Like dolphin weird?

[DutyPauls]

OMG I CANT STOP CRYING WHA THE FUCKKKKKKK

[lalisamarie]

blowhole sex..? that cant be safe.....

[Miakosamuio]

Did you know dolphins are just gay sharks?

[XAdiehSugarlessX]

O _O ...... E,E ....Dolphins can be gay ? 

[AlbinoTanuki]

@XAdiehSugarlessX So can many other animals. Its not unnatural.

[XAdiehSugarlessX]

@AlbinoTanuki didn't know that .3.

[pixelated111]

The noises she makes is priceless.

[dnrongo]

DOLPHINS MASTURBATE?!

[truelovewaits23]

omg Dolphins r freaks!!!!

[cibersexogratis]

MUY BUENO TE SEGUIRE

[McSuperfly101]

"We couldn't do it up the arse like them could we?"

"No! It's in the head or nothing!"

"I love you Dave but I can't breath"

[reversedotty]

Dolphins just got a whole lot sexier!

[MrBizcotti]

W T F

[Rachulie]

blow hole sex is just dumb. i mean, there's a perfectly good anus RIGHT there that u dont breathe out of

[vagknot]

@Rachulie they don't need to breath with it when they're underwater.

[Rachulie]

@vagknot how are they gonna breath when they go up for air with cum all up in their nose?

[coolio104]

@Rachulie It's called a blowhole for a reason: it releases enough pressure to shoot out water. It can easily shoot out cum too.

[shiboodles]

D: ...the fuck?

[Chellliee]

Dolphins are kinky...

[halfNERD17]

dolphins are fucked up...

[sweet58441]

I totally understand why the japanese hunt dolphins now

[airokanabs]

@sweet58441 i thought they hunted whales

[rikumyloveforeva]

i use to like dolphines...

[kooskoos13]

All alone, masturbating... to this video!

[loveanime101]

I can't see dolphins the same ever again XD

[bluesmanwater]

Espira-culo, mi palabra favorita.

[frozenflamegaby]

...

[HeyTinaaaa]

BAHA! blowhole sex, anything goes! :D

[Yowesephth]

>all alone

>masturbating

;_;

[MarkyFAQ]

@Yowesephth Without penis

[KaspiantheGreat]

this bitch is a fuckin weirdo.

[emnity06]

No wonder dolphins are always happy....

[extremepsychogamer]

retard

[KatieBluntly]

My whole perception of Dolphins has changed

[armyaviationproud]

@KatieBluntly dolphins are the most perverted animals i've ever heard of. they even take a dolphin amongst themselves and use it as a fucktoy and rape the hell out of it.

[armyaviationproud]

@armyaviationproud and attempt to rape people quite often actually....

[ajpthree]

ahahahahahahahahaha wtf was that? funny shit.

[Bibu231060]

Vraiment très intelligents les dauphins

[smartfed]

is he se"juicing" me?

is he se"jews"ing me?

XD

[AnifinderInc]

@smartfed what.....

[princessrican93]

Pinche Vieja Cochina!!!!!

[bubblebuttmonkey1]

I just learned somethign new:D

[jradetzky]

i wonder whether there are any pedolphins

[jradetzky]

i always suspected that Flipper was gay

[jradetzky]

french dolphins?

[MissNatalonga]

I love Dolphins, they're the kinkiest creatures of them all, yet everyone loves getting their kids into pools with them :)

[midgysamurai15]

Seriously, does she do parties?

[MrMperiol1293]

Is this shyt real

[youcandance12345]

oh my goodness! what's more shocking than this video is that dolphins actually do that :D

[MrJulianclove]

...i wanna ba'ya dolphin.....

[babefromhell123]

@lichkingpino1 he was actually gramatically correct, when the person is unknown, i.e. this person, we use the plural form, i.e. their.

However you did miss the "to much time" which should in fact be "too much time".

[axeofgod72]

dolphins are so kinky... just like us humans.

[32jgray]

So odd lol

[playermatti]

WTF 

[treehugger9549]

Yes, this is real, dolphins are the only other animal other then humans, who have sex for pleasure. And they do, do all these things...

[PimpMyParadigm]

her face  at 1:30 is classic!!! hahaha

[PimpMyParadigm]

HOMOSEXUALITY IS an ABOMINATION!! these dolphins are going to HELL!!!!

[itachisan02]

@PimpMyParadigm wait wait. i thought animals don't go to heaven or hell. so therefore your comment is invalid and contradicts your own bible. Therefore you make no sense and are wrong. And if homos are are abomination. Why did " god" create them. and doesn't the bible say all men were created equal. your comment is full of fail.

[PimpMyParadigm]

@itachisan02 hahahhaa i thought it was obvious that it was SARCASM but im glad you recognized the thought as completely ridiculous this actually supports the idea that homosexuality is natural. ibut i cant believe you took me seriously when i said "these dolphins are going to hell" hahaha u must run into alot of comments like that from ppl who are serious

[itachisan02]

@PimpMyParadigm lol yeah i run into a lot of them XD

[Thoralmir]

This is why Peter Griffin is never allowed to go back to SeaWorld. lol

[pirates4evah88888]

wait is this legitimate? i cant tell is shes kidding or not

[hazelnut41288]

@pirates4evah88888 word, i would like to know if this is real

[cautionrandomasian]

i can never go to seaworld AGAIN!

[zombiesecurity]

Well, humanity is fucked.

[ilovethatgirl2011]

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAATT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[larodem]

So thats why dolphins are always smiling!

[lstrampp]

I wanna come back as a dolphin!

[farnaz11]

bwahahaha thats so funny

[AbortionbySuicide]

@taylorip1

You are gay

[MrDarthchicken]

oohhh ohhh blow-hole sex anything goes. lmao. freaking amazing.

[taylorip1]

this shit is fucking weird.

[meatsplash]

3 people accidentally clicked the thumbs down

[sydbug16]

Ok I've seen some of her other green porno videos but that one was just wrong lol

[Ninjarage93]

Um... this person has too much time on their hands. And my friend that recommended it; he has problems.

[lichkingpino1]

@Ninjarage93 You have problems too, with grammar.

[Ninjarage93]

@lichkingpino1 And how is that, buddy?

[lichkingpino1]

@Ninjarage93 You mix plural and singular in the same sentence. "This person has to much time on THEIR hands".

Should be "This person has to much time on her hands."

Just saying.

[Ninjarage93]

@lichkingpino1 Hmm. Well you got me there lol

Good job my friend. As a reward, have this metaphorical cookie *presents a cookie*

[jradetzky]

@Ninjarage93 and u have spiderwebs in your brain

[Ninjarage93]

@jradetzky I believe that there is to much mass in my brain to contain "spiderwebs". Plus, the odds of a spider getting in my head are extremely unlikely.

Hey fun fact about dolphins, did you know that aside from humans, Dolphins are the only other known animal that has sex for pleasure? :D

[Ninjarage93]

@Ninjarage93 *too

[numbrnineteen]

I'm not an expert on dolphin anatomy, but from what I do know, if this messed up dolphin is sticking it's penis in another dolphin's blowhole, it's going to come right out of the mouth of the dolphin it's sticking it's penis in. It would look like the one dolphin would have 2 tongues, and it would probably feel like getting reverse oral.

[antagonistmeanttodie]

oh my god. oh.my.god

[dustobusto]

@antagonistmeanttodie somebody's turned on

[antagonistmeanttodie]

@dustobusto ......

[blissbydesign]

How interesting. For so long I'd known that dolphins enjoy sex the way humans do and do it for the fun if it not just to mate like most other animals, but I never questioned to what extent and the what and how. Thank you Isabella, that was enlightening.

[Macrotodon]

@blissbydesign

then google: John C. Lilly

[Trund27]

Hilarious! What great little videos

[handsock]

What the fuck?

[movielord911]

blow hole sex? im a bit confused by that. thats like me fucking my wife's nostrils.

[AnangoMagic]

@movielord911 I did that once, it was pretty neat until she sneezed

[movielord911]

@AnangoMagic ahahaha thumbs up to that one!

[jradetzky]

@movielord911 it's never late to try

[whatthehellpeople]

@movielord911 If your wife's nostrils were big enough to stick it in, you probably would sooner or later.

[JenchiBoo]

@movielord911 How? They put their penis where it fits. Humans do that too. Unless your penis can fit in your wife's nostril?

[StopFlaggingVideos]

@movielord911 your wife's nostrils ain't blown up as big as the blowhole, so thats why its not viable. well, i dont know your wife, so i assume her nostrils aren't blown up

but you can bet your titties that if humans had larger nostrils, THERE WOULD PORN OF IT

plus a history of nostril-sex in all culture of history

[AmericanEagleJRL]

What. The. Fuck. Is wrong with this woman? Hahahaha!

[ListenToProphetSix]

@AmericanEagleJRL shes a genius, that's whats wrong about her.