Forever Young

[tangifyful]

Nice farmer tan

[santimetur2]

2:55 Alpha Male

[iChakram]

This is the original sh*t people say. Sh*t businessmen say. Definitely.

[XXXTheHOPEprojectXXX]

Uniboob XD

[TookItHomeToJenny]

I love the irony that the 'Growing up segment' was in reverse so in fact he was getting un-grown-up-er...... ummm :*D

[dtank97]

he looks so smart!

[briannapast]

alex day has a song called forever young

[MrBrionman]

@briannapast no it is called forever yours

[lyubchov]

@abovedead I think you're already married

[TheFacerockker]

Did Wheezy Waiter just un-naked himself into a business suit?

[MmeLuella]

Wheezy looks smart in a suit!!

[lukequincy]

Damn, he cleans up good!

[SwampThing48]

Every time that Ron Paul ad starts with "Imagine that somewhere....", Boombox by The Lonely Island immediately starts playing in my head. IMAGINE IN YOUR MIND A POSH COUNTRY CLUB...

[lGREENEGGSANDSAMl]

i cant go watch a previous video :o nooooo i was watching old videos so i got the older jokes

[mikeysrose]

I love DapperWheezy. :-)

[PlasticInk]

"huuuh... I'm 30."

i laughed. so. shirtin'. hard. xD

the shirt thing kind of makes sense. Don't judge me.

[sdaerfofsteam2]

This video was posted on my birthday... I just noticed that.

[tophtara]

oh my god Albuquerque? why was i not informed of this :(((((((

[anotherhappyasianboy]

me owned ya roberts! OOOHHHH

[mrdcfan1996]

OMG WHEEZY GUESS WHAT!!!!!! I HAVE THE SAME NEW COUCH!!!!!!!!! JUST GOT IT TODAY!!!!

[ImmaSquidlng]

@mrdcfan1996 pics or it didn't happen

[dylanthechameleon]

No Portland OR?! Oh well. My dad will drive me to Seattle. :D

[pbjellybeanful]

*sigh* "I'm thirty."

[TheMrWeedy]

whats that funny piano melody that starts 2:28? :))

[lovelymarch1]

Come to the east coast often? NO. Geeze . . .

[regularguy5mb]

I've done far too much adulting lately. Time to be childish.

[LordWhatsHisName]

wow i havent seen that blink before!

[BadLuck130]

DAMN I MISSED IT D;<

[ssftww]

He really loves that couch. But other than that, freaking hilairious! c:

[pbjellybeanful]

haha wow there's like 10 videos where he tackles his new couch. haha love these videos!!

[xRaWBlackops143]

weezy cime back to phoenix?!?!

[jakekan765]

that's how i tie my shoelaces

[jamellp16]

You did not shave sir!!! --- Sent From wheezywaiter's AppRats (Facebook App)!

[drawesome2000]

This video kind of made me depressed...

[smileydude64]

go to Australia



[Artifying]

Am I the only one who broke out in song when I saw the title? I am? Oh, okay.

Forever young, I want to be forever young

Do you really want to live forever, forever forever...

[AdamantSystems]

I loled about the new couch thing.

[JBgirl987654321]

NO WAY! Driftless Pony Club is going to be in my city! YouTubers never come to the city I live in!

[FrostbiteHDFX]

uniboobs lol

[ClumsyTheNinja]

Austin <3

[alexisrheachavez]

I just missed them in Albuquerque. Now I am sad...

[SytherD]

... That was a big box. Maybe Wheezy's more manly than we think.

[xXxEchosChildxXx]

I would like to have your children.

That's not creepy at all.

[katriell]

Oregon. :[

[ObakeGodOfShrink]

So... did we just watch some backwards-turned footage of Craig stripping?

[robotobor909]

quit distracting us, where is your real bed.

[fangsbrokenrose]

I LIVE IN MN AND I AM GOING TO GO TO YOUR SHOW <3 My friends even made a shirt to commemorate the occasion.xD

[StygianDawn]

What kind of editing program do you use for these videos?

[LimePasta]

damnit wheezy why'd you have to play Albuquerque on a monday?

[TheCatMidnight]

he has money

[MasterJediMaren]

"Maybe men should have one and women should have one and we can all walk around as uni-boobs" Craig... please do't grown up anytime soon!!!



[MonkeyGoSpunky]

@MasterJediMaren I posted that quote on my freind's facebook wall, just to be awkward. :D

[XxBrighterLifexX]

uhhh why won't you ever come to florida???

[regularguy5mb]

Don't adopt wives?  What a rip off!!

[AlexanderMcqueen1234]

ahah 2:24 !!

[sidewalkcrap]

This was a very cute episode!

[Swabert1996]

PLEASE PLAY IN BALTIMORE/DC

[99SodaCans]

i'm going to see you in albuquerque even if it kills me wheezy

[Argorine]

OMG You're coming to my city!!! XDXDXD

[ItCameFromTheSkyBeLo]

forever alone

[GregTess]

I, for one, oppose the Uni-boob proposal

[notilhenger]

Adulting around? That sounds naughty.

[roketman117]

wheres LA?!?!?

[britneychelle87]

Dude, why are you skipping Portland?

[NOFXRules15]

i love the new "new couch" thing. i hope it becomes a thing.

[Medea37]

@wheezywaiter I heard you guys might be combining with Contour for your Dallas show, since you'll both be there the same night. Any truth to that, or just hopeful wishes?

[HanAndWhittington]

I was surprised to not see the "GUH HUH" text out of your mouth!

[sethboy66]

@HanAndWhittington it wasn't a guh huh moment and that's why it didn't happen, it was clearly a ggguahg guh guh huh moment.

[theawesomeone1029]

I actually feel the same way about the breadwinning thing.

[theawesomeone1029]

I just got a new couch, too! And I acted the same way! Only... I'm 14, and you're, uh,,, 30. *Internet Five!*

[MrTommyboy247]

You never play near my hometown :'(

[kiwinemissus]

LOL

[tamacutey]

haha best part was the uniboobs statement <3

[JimBean0587]

"OK bye.... I mean BYE!"

[Karlinski1997]

Y u no play at Portland?

[relzm432]

Ah what would it take to have you come to Nampa, Idaho?

[datooran]

press one for awesome

[darkheart2death]

UNIBOOB POWERS!

ACTIVATE

[diggles28]

I am 34 and not married with no kids and am happy as a happy guy can get. Why ruin it? I am very happy smoking weed and playing video games after work everyday and still am a productive member of society with my own place to live in. Times change and people behave differently then 30+ years ago.  The human population is currently higher then it needs to be so less reproduction from my generation is healthy for balance.

[123morganr321]

best intro ever.

[Daisy94125]

My last name is Roberts...does this mean Julia's ignoring me too? Why Aunt Julia?! Whyyyyy??? :(

[welshnutterz]

@wheezywaiter you need some nobs to grab.......on your cupboard doors, ha

[regularguy5mb]

But if you adult too much then you grow old and die.

And nobody wants that.

[MrRelliklegna]

new coooouuuuuuchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhh

[101Addyrocks]

entre-pre-new

like if this was your favourite bit

[iamalisue]

This is probably one of my favorite of your videos, ever. :) thanks

[doulikeamericanmusic]

EAR SLAP

[XfridgeYyeahZ]

MINNEAPOLIS!!! :D Cannot wait to come see you guys!!!!!

[TheMrWeedy]

Wheezy! Whats the piano melody, when you are starting to recloth? tell me please, its so melodical!

[srf2013]

Its funny that the article was written by Fiona Roberts, because Julia Robert's middle name is Fiona.

[SuperspazzY19]

I hate you right now because you're going to Madison but the show is 18+. grr.

[Onekatmandu]

Wowza waiter!

[juteboxs]

you guys should tour in canada! plllzzz go to toronto!

[smilininsane]

you look like a Bernard

[GemmaBage]

i love your new couch

[SGR1000]

Great vid m8 :) so the word of the day is Moobs :) okkkkkkk

[imortal187]

Yes. ---  Sent From wheezywaiter's AppRats (Facebook App)!

[MissRedReika]

Damn Wheezy, you clean up nice ;)

[Zyeesheart]

Your gona be in colorado? near my birthday?!!!!!!

!!!!!

wooooaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!­!!!1

[HollowBanki]

IT IS NEVAR TO LATE FER COFFEEEEEE!

[D3adly0ne]

You know, I'd love to go to a Driftless Pony Club show, you guys should come to Des Moines, Iowa, we're not that far from you!

[argusfilks]

Why no Michigan? :(((((

[pinkyprincess06]

WOW xD

[greasydame]

Adulthood. BLAH!

[CBDrummerJoe]

UNIBOOBS



[AdamKanal]

I love that your band is playing in Madison, at one of my favorite venues. I hate that it's after my ACL reconstruction, and I'll be drugged up and on bed rest.

[court4362]

great video I loved it <3 your an amazing person, keep it up <3

[Fundippsoyeah]

I'll already be in California for vidcon. =/ So I guess I can't go to the Phoenix show.

[fuzzytheterrible]

F*ck growing up. 

[ducttapechik]

0:05 So, Craig, are you enjoying your new couch?

[weezercrazed88]

weezy: how much for the star wars mug? this includes "favors".

[SofyyBeepFlashBang]

Would very much like wheezy to come over to the uk, there are beard lovers here too! :') <3

[BigThickHardD]

wheezy has man boobs

[Bestyboy246]

YES. Plan on having a crazy fan in Minneapolis Wheezy.

[michailnenkov]

shit, craig. your right hand bicep is way too bigger than your left hand bicep. you beast.

[dispelll]

Vidcon, then Studio 7, then the Velour...that'll be an interesting week of rolling down hill. Not that I don't love the Velour-had some good times there.

[vklippi]

wish you were gonna play in Vancouver Canada :(

[Stellapatorted]

Of course they never grow up! You dont age in Neverland!

[Fredthe99th]

Why don't u come n play in Stirling in Scotland in the uk in the old world on the earth next to the moon and other stuff? Please

[michelleisscience]

Wheezy looks so handsome in a suit. !

[voolvr6]

sweet, your coming to phx, gonna be there

[ItsTabbyMarie]

MOOBS

[KJC0913]

ahhh. are you scared of the east coast?!?

[sportsstar1998]

Lol my video froze at 0:34 (funny face!) So I played snake. It got awkward when the dot kept landing on wheezy's beard.......

[zamo231]

Woo little rock!!!! I will not be there...

[HannahJ982]

This is the third time new couch has shown up in a video. Does that mean its a thing?

[homestar1996]

Wheezy in a suit! You handsome devil!

[MusicalGingerNinja]

@InkAnesthetic

WOOTTT!!!!!!!!!!

[BobPataki]

Nice farmer's tan.

[sharpsuitedmod]

unaboobs (:



[basketcasestudios]

this didn't show up in mine and many others sub boxes wheezy fix this or mention it in your next new vid

[v4lkyr]

lol he looks totally like nico bellic with the suit

[TheANBart]

you suited up!

[Mrpaulbarnes]

I like how in the article of men not growing up there is a picture of seth rogan sat in a kids plastic house

[Z7271227]

nice suit wheezy

[tazmon122]

DPC MUST PLAY BOSTON at some point in the near future. make this happen!

[smcgaff222]

@tazmon122 THEY REALLY DO NEED TO GO TO BOSTON!!!!!

[gamerfreak17651]

How did u got a RSS PILLOW!!!! :D i wanna have 1 too :D

[guitarpoet88]

:/ You're not playing close to me.

[Christianrose1974]

I'd like to adopt a husband and five kids,lol.

[vicdaco]

Think about, for the reverse clothing thing, he had to be naked at one point. Which means that he has a video of himself undressing naked on his computer 0_o

[supersingerevan]

@vicdaco Unless he's a never-nude, and had whitey-tightys underneath or something O_o

[sethboy66]

@vicdaco who doesn't have a video of themselves stripping on their computer?

[Koru]

Aw man, I would so come to the LA show if it weren't in a gorram con.

[rootvalue]

THANKS FOR COMING TO PORLAND

[rootvalue]

Being a man isn't flexing your muscles.

[MistaTamilan]

Toronto?

[GreenSight201]

yay im in colorado springs :D

well a more appropriate way to to put it.....FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YEEEEEEEEEAH!!!!!!!!

[hannahmobrien]

ooo mpls! finally

[kuramalover90]

Looking very dapper in that suit. 

[angelannarocks]

we could all have uni-boobs, omg wheezy I love you

[gscott419]

thats my couch..no for real..i have that same couch..i bought it off a truck.lol true story

[cinnamonrobot]

oh, math skillz

[meant2bkate]

Yowza! Someone looking veeery nice in a suit! ;-)

[Scampfarmer]

0:46 OMG look at the bottom of the article!! A 5.5% increase over 39 years! It's an epidemic!! God save us all!!

I fucking hate statistics.

[Flameclaw123]

I'm pretty sure the decline in youth employment last year is because no one will hire people without experience, not just because of laziness or "not wanting to grow up."

[Flameclaw123]

:10 Wait, so there was NOTHING under the couch after all? No, you must have used invisible spray. It's a conspiracy, I tell you!

[terribletimoffy]

whats the sad music you use?

[4O4ErrorNameNotFound]

@terribletimoffy

I thinks it's 'Mach die augen auf' by Nena.

[terribletimoffy]

@4O4ErrorNameNotFound yup, that's it, thanks! :)

[Bokem44]

2:30 - 2:55 = SKILLZ

[eearthemayge29]

Heeeeey! Los Angeles! That's near me! ;D Yay!

[stonemonkey999]

UNI-BOOBS.

[Maeglet]

Tehe you said 60-24 instead of 16-24. Mistakes are funny.

[explodyhead]

What happened to the Portland show?!

[uhuhuh1966]

WHOA UNACCEPTABLE AMOUNT OF VIEWS!! Im used to Wheezy videos always getting 80,000-100,000 views in between each video, so like 2 days. This is one of Wheezys best vidz since he moved apartments, come watch people!