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  • dressed properly? where the hell is his helmet?

  • sound?!

  • thank god Im not paying by the half hour :D

  • Not everybody is physically fit and that includes you lol

  • Way to teach us how to ski

  • did that downhill run wear you out..wats up with all that leaning on ur poles?

  • stop hating on him u guys  hes probably better than u

  • @mrcalvin289 you keep thinking that he deosn`t even know how to stop you make a v shape with your skies you don`t do a hockey skate stop, and also you never should lean on your poles like that because even though they are flexible they will still break under your weight so keep makeing fun of him guys

  • Anything else beyond the shit pls?

  • Hi Im Ivan Badar...... I love my voice, I love me, BUT, for crying out loud, can you show some bleeding skiing and shut yr mouth up !!!! lol

  • balls hang low

  • ????

  • Is he going to have a heart attack? Terrible video.

  • remember,if you french fry when your supposed to pizza your gonna have a bad time.

  • terrible sound quality

  • VODKA!!

  • Hilarious!

  • Wait...is he a ski instructor?? :O

  • wow.....

  • ive been an instructer for 30 years blah blah blah fuck u. no one gives a flying fuck

  • NIKOLI NI PREPOZNO--IT IS NEVER TOO LATE TO SKI IN BEAUTIFUL WINTER SEASON...

  • good lol

  • fuck you expertvillage

  • that literally didn't tell me shit

  • hmm. so we can learn how to ski in 1 minute 59 seconds?

  • he looks like he needs another drink.

  • is this guy a professional instructor?

  • why does it look like he has to shit. he should have instead of making a pointless video.

  • such a pointless video, expert village is so bad

  • You can see him die in the video he's just slowly dying.

  • This guy seriously needs oxigen...

  • thank you moron, for showing us how to ski...

  • @34AT ur mother is a moron

  • @chopper82p

    eehhh mom jokes... i guess you are 12 y old. go write your homework boy...

  • @34AT no, sorry im not 12 years old. anyone can say mother jokes. anyway u said moron what are you, 13??

  • @chopper82p

    wow... you arent very smart, are you chopper82p? you must be american. anyone that misleads people with such a title (how to ski), and talks about every other shit, but skiing, is a moron!

    And all you can come up with is: "your mother is a moron" ha ha ha :-) at least she skies better than this guy, calling him self an instructor...

    bye bye hillbilly, don't forget to shut the trailer door.

    over & out

  • any chance of actually showing ppl how to ski instead of slaberin about it

  • Please pass the bong.

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  • Professional instructor and no helmet?

  • dude you look like a total idiot in those clothes. You think your "professional"

  • He spent the first half of the video introducing himself. and he had to state that he was a professional twice.. which I highly doubt he is. I'm going skiing later on this year, and theres no decent tutorials on youtube on how to do it.

  • @WobbleQueen PSIA level III, i bet hes a professional and a good one if he's level III, the only way to learn how to ski is to find an instructor or a friend that is very very good, dont let a friend thats "skied before" teach you, they cant, you need to shell out the cash and get a lesson, even if its only a morning lesson it will get you on your feet and loving it, and remember always Have FUN!

  • Niiice!!!!, thanks this helped me alot (NOT)

  • I love mr. 65412341. He's one sharp observer. His username is actually a phone number. If you dial that number, tell them Dmitri send you, and you will get 10% off a Thai backrub.

  • SHIT

  • Another expertvillage failure.

  • you need some skiis some boots and ummm....some booze too ;)

  • Is anyone else having an audio problem?

  • rofl,what the fuck

  • This man really cool. Skis complect from 1980-s. WoW

  • U have to poo at 0:18 ta 1:59 you probolay have to do a really big one.did it stink? how big was it? was it 100,000,000 ft? hahahahaha heheheh hahahah hehe haha btw you are sooo UGLY!!!

  • Wtf this guy has not even touched any basic concepts

    failure vid

    and he looks like he needs to take a massive dump

  • I think he has to poop

  • HAHAAHA!! OR HE DID ALREADY!

  • @FuzzybunnySuperstar: LOL, Aint that the worst..., you get all kitted up, trudge up the mountain, then realise...you gotta "snap one orf" lol

  • he is drunk

  • That's how I look and sound while I'm taking my morning glory.

  • Is he pissed??!

  • looks like hes out of breath

  • professional sure sure XD

  • R u serious that ur a instructor? I see u lose to balence every like 5 secs >.>! GG u've failed

  • Mind demonstrating asshole? I could have gotten all that info by reading.

  • Useless video.

  • he is trying to hard.

  • My name is Ikillci Vilians and in Russia we like to eat skunk shit.

  • this guy looks drunk

  • I think someones been nipping on the flask

  • @coolkook : lol, or in his terms "flipping at the nask"..hic ....lol, its the first skiing video ive seen that no one actually ski'd !"... oh hell gimme a JB, its been a long day.... No offence Mr Ski instructor.... lol

  • I'm sorry but I din't reallt understand this video, He tells you he's good at skiing and that you need poles skiis and boots. :(

  • No tienes ni puta idea

  • expert village sucks - get to the instruction!!!

    it doesnt start until 1:30

  • Not really, it doesn't start until...oh wait, it never started really! The guy only bla, bla, bla for 2 min.

  • Wow, I've learned one thing from most of the comments here: Skiers are assholes.

  • no your an ass hole just kidding

  • Bahahaha no, were not assholes, well most of them are ... especially haters ... but this instructional is like wanting to race nascar and them putting you in a soap box... this isnt skiing, this is a joke... you want skiing type in 4bi9

  • Great video! Before I saw it, I was skiing on clogs duct-taped to fence boards. Professional ski instructor Ivan Medar, who's really really good, and is a professional ski instructor, has enlightened me. I'm supposed to be using skis and boots.

  • ha ive actually gone 2 snowbowl. pretty good :D i snowboarded but now im gonna ski cuz of the awesome park skis. i got dynastar serial troubles and dynastar nx12 jib bindings

  • how to learn how to ski :P

  • such a waste of time!

    a professional waste of time :)

  • XDD

  • haha is this a joke or something xD

  • So....?

  • "hey im a profesional imstructor"

    "hi im a profesional ski instructor"

    "well what your going to need is some skis".

    wow, you need those for skiing you are just full of good advice!

  • haha

    continuing to your comment:

    " hello, im ski instructor."

    "hello, im the best"

    "im going to learn how to ski because you do not know how to ski."

  • im better than him.... ive been skiing since i was 2 and seriously he could learn the new techniques....

  • no one cares

  • He sucks, get a proper skier to explain this shit...

  • Becoming a level 3 instructor is hard to do. I'm sure he knows much more than you think.

  • blah blah blah....I know how to talk...show us how to ski!

  • why does he dissapear then come bak and say his name again??

  • deja vu?

  • ahah

  • Retrograde Amnetia.

    Because the guy behind him fell down!

    But still iam not sure!

  • he skiing suck> my brother is better than him>>>

  • he dosent even say how to ski

  • his technique is SOOO old school. it would suck to learn from him and ski like that.

  • It looks like he is taking a shit lol.

  • show how to ski don`t talk shit u stupid fag!

  • i kno right like shut ur mouth n start teaching dumm vid

  • i completely cant understand wat he wants 2 say about

  • wow. could you imagine getting a lesson from this guy. not only can he not ski (spot the downstem) but he is just dull. how much would that suck if your first experience with skiing was with this guy.

  • this guy had too much grappa before shooting

  • i like his pink ski stuff lol :)

  • Why is a German weapons scientist giving ski lessons?

  • maybe if u had some1 under the age of 75 we could hear him

  • I want to learn how to ski not listen to how accredited this Guy is, geez - and speak up!

  • all talk, no play. boring.

  • SERIOUSLY speak up..gosh

  • SPEAK UP!!

  • i wish i could hear?!?!

  • it wud be helpful if we cud here u

  • it would also b helpful if u couls spell hear!!!! lol only joking

  • i liv in flagstaff!

  • speeeak up!!!!

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