I'll tell you a better ten 1.Run straight to a power weapon. 2.Get on a gunner of a warthog until someone starts driving. 3.Camp. 4.If you teabag the winning team. 5.Throw every grenade you have into a gravlift. 6.Brag about katana. 7.try to boost Two for One Achievement 8.Jump every where you go? WTF? 9.Get Recon for getting hit by a cone 10.Make a video about 10 Ways To Tell If You Are a Noob ;D
@andhelloomyneighbor Well, if you're winning, who cares how. You're basically saying, "god dammit, u kno wat? their n00bs because they win." If you want to actually start winning, drop your Battle Rifle, stop trying to be cool and pick up a frickin' power weapon. Maybe that's not how professionals play, but it's at least how winners play.
10 ways to tell if you're a noob on youtube 1. you use Bodies as background music 2. you use Bodies as background music 3. you use Bodies as background music 4. you use Bodies as background music 5. you use Bodies as background music 6. you use Bodies as background music 7. you use Bodies as background music 8. you use Bodies as background music 9. you use Bodies as background music 10. there is no #10, because if you get to that point, you're already a noob
1 way to tell if your a noob on youtube when you take hollywood halo's idea and make complete shit out of it with music and no voices, hoh was funny because of the way they acted not because the made a video saying what people hate
i think u 4got on its the one when u have the heavy guns(fuel rod rocket launcher brute shot spartan laser flame thrower[u can use these guns only if u playing campain and not live campain]the thing u find in balhalums right next to the gravity lift thing and done)
If you want to brag about your armor go do it to a modded spartan, and i dont see why people hate security or EVA helms hows it like 'shoot me here' it looks pretty cool wirh katana
It's harder to get headshots on them from behind because their shoulders come over part of their head which makes it harder in like Team SWAT and you can't 4-burst them as easy
also at 4:01 the rule: Your a noob if you dont think that spartans die as easily as elites. well actually spartans have a tiny bit of extra health while elites have increased movement speed
i think a way to know your a total noob is to brag that you have recon adn katana body peice. if you have both, all that means is that you have to get a life and get laid
Think your cool cos you have Hayabusa...Well they were wearing the showoff combo. Security Helmet (aka, Plz Shoot me In the Face Helm) Security shoulders, and Katana. I think thats noobier.
Don't you hate it when noobs win a game because they used just vehicles, swords, hammers, or shotguns? And you're the one using a BR or snipe through the game. They can't even play and they win. :\
There is a certain strategy to using shotguns and warthogs. I'm not a noob; I've discovered that a good way to get an edge on the guys who are good BR snipers is to constantly change tactics. Shield drainers are amazing :-D
dude if its in the game its fair. you just are not all that good. try killing them next time. Obviously if they are winning they are doing better than you.
@andhellomyneighbor they arnt noobs truely they embrace the resources they have for that they are smart there is a reason that bungie included the E swords G hammers and shottys THEY R TO BE USED DUH!
@andhellomyneighbor yeah, 1 year old post, but I just wanted to add that those who pick UP the power weapons (which, by the way, includes the SNIPER RIFLE) are evidently the ones with the brainpower to give themselves an advantage. The "1337s make teh gaym harder for temselvs so tehy no wen tehy R pwnin" argument is complete bullshit, elite players make life easier for themselves, not hard. Watch a few MLG matches.
BTW its not youtubes fault its Warner Music Group that is being the jerks in all of this they want more money from youtube. Youtube (google) said $%^& you were paying plenty and WMG pulled the plug on all there music.
World Muff Gobblers. See, they go around looking to get into everyone's muff and if they can't make money off you, you're considered worthless and they mute your vid. They are authorized to pwn all our base via the DMCA (or, Dirty Money Collection Agency).
Arrrrggghh, Sorry guys we would out it back on with sound but Spence got his laptop rebooted, so the file is gone =[ Sorry (So you know this is x X Chuklez X x One of the guys in this video not just some guy trying to sound smart)
its not noobie if you have all the armour. its just an opinion of style at that point. i wear it and i have all the armours ( cqb helmet and security shoulders and haybusa body-no katana- :(
the elite is acually glitched, i did a test to find out, i got raelly close to an elite aimed near the very top of its head and the amer turns whiet(or blue) not red anymore, i shot, it only hurt him, but didnt kill him. try it out. it may take a few tries
-.- i know you taking the piss out of noobs but u was a noob once just remeber your first go i bet you was like wtf what do we have to do and plus hayabussa is kool its better have tht stupid fish bowl head and i am no noob.
p.s:next time you should do is speek louder i had to turn my volume right up and put the speekers up to my ears and i clean my ear probley every 2 days.
You need to unlock all the acheivements to get Security and the Katana while all you need to do to get Hayabusa is look online where all the skulls are and collect them.
I refuse to say 'noob'. I'll type it, but I will not say it. It's a stupid word, and if I think someone is being a idiot, or being a pompous-headed jackass I will call them so.
hey dude i have the same capture card as you and i was wondering if you could tell me how to make the video fit the screen ,go to InsertClanNameHereP to see my videos and if you could help id appreciate it.
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i to agree with number 9, it was cool when people first unlocked it, way back in the early days of halo 3. and that kid was a freaking retard,"i bet you dont have this armor," they had the freaking katanas,....lol keep em comeing cruXide, and when will we post the other trick vids we made
love this song
silo1232dragon 2 months ago
LET THE FINGER HIT THE MUTE.
Gibit123 5 months ago
Can somebody reply to this?
If i am in a tower or high place sniping getting headshots every time, is that considered camping?
wer6399 7 months ago
@wer6399 No it a strategy
TheXpuppyxstomperX 6 months ago
nah itz called totally sniping the shit out of the enemy bastards
clayvader88 5 months ago
WHAT is MLG?
SHALLOTS1000 7 months ago
@SHALLOTS1000
major league gaming (its 4 pros)
SNiiPZPr3DToRaGE1 7 months ago
guess6more 8 months ago
33 ppl are noobs
Masterchief1170n 9 months ago
@andhelloomyneighbor Well, if you're winning, who cares how. You're basically saying, "god dammit, u kno wat? their n00bs because they win." If you want to actually start winning, drop your Battle Rifle, stop trying to be cool and pick up a frickin' power weapon. Maybe that's not how professionals play, but it's at least how winners play.
Lap170 10 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Fuck you china
12sweetman 1 year ago
Let the song hit the 'Fuck Off' button...
GamerTV92 1 year ago
you know your a noob when you play gay music in your youtube videos
teddy78slayer570 1 year ago
also to tell if youre noobish like some people using a sniper in close range combat as a pistol
toshiroknight07 1 year ago
playing infection overall is noobish
akahalo930000 1 year ago
@akahalo930000 I know right?especially on halo:reach!(pinnacle)everybody camps at that craphead tower!
DEFENDER6100 8 months ago
lol you're anoob because your voice is too high for u to put voices on it so you have them stupidly acting which u cant guess what they mean
cplunarz 1 year ago
@cplunarz dude,LOOK AT THE ANNOTATION IN THE FRONT OF THE ENTIRE VIDEO RETARD.
DEFENDER6100 8 months ago
let the bodies hit the *mute*
the8os5 1 year ago
the best way to know if ur a noob in halo is if u post vids of it because true mlg's
xxreapes 1 year ago
and dont be hating on drowning pool just cuz theyre good.
davedasnake 1 year ago
it takes skill to get in close enough to kill with a sword. and by that time their shields are already down to the bare minimum.
davedasnake 1 year ago
DM4717 1 year ago
Number 1 way to know if your a noob:
Use bodies hit the floor in everyone of your Halo 3 videos.
R0FlC0ptzerter 1 year ago 8
kind of amusing when someone has like 70% of your 85 kills all becouse he used the sword or shotgun. and you used AR and BR :P
demonfox145 1 year ago
this song sucks major cock
yippycaye 1 year ago
dude on spawn camping it was replaying then going on a diff vid
triciaf61 1 year ago
hayubusa is cool but you ware eva wich is the gayest pice of crap in the game.. so what you won on nomal.. i beat legendary on solo..suck that!!!!!
spartan22598 1 year ago
Im so fucking tired of hearing this song
OhMuhGuhFTW 1 year ago
@Zadar02 Yeah. It is.
Legend5511 1 year ago
@Legend5511 its not even a good song....it was decent at the most but damn...its too much
Tairaa91 1 year ago
im geting fucking tired of people puting up shitand jsut adding this song
popdognine 1 year ago
OMG! i just thought of a new franchise!....lego halo..huh huh? whatya think guys?
southerlybeast 1 year ago 4
dumass thinking hes ganan spawn at the same place again.....
GutJordan 1 year ago
The FUCKING message in the middle of the screen is extremely fucking annoying
chAse734 1 year ago 2
@chAse734 true
spartan22598 1 year ago
@Zadar02 It is the key to make anything bad-ass apparently. I also laugh my ass over when I hear the opening lyrics.
MrIronLight 1 year ago
1 way to tell if your a noob on youtube when you take hollywood halo's idea and make complete shit out of it with music and no voices, hoh was funny because of the way they acted not because the made a video saying what people hate
tmaahs 1 year ago 2
This video is pretty much just people not playing Lol!
lHaZzeRecon 1 year ago
@Zadar02 Agree'ed
lHaZzeRecon 1 year ago
i think u 4got on its the one when u have the heavy guns(fuel rod rocket launcher brute shot spartan laser flame thrower[u can use these guns only if u playing campain and not live campain]the thing u find in balhalums right next to the gravity lift thing and done)
supersonic3412 1 year ago
what is the song?
redvblue100 1 year ago
Ur a noob bcause ur usibg that ugly helmet
morsit 1 year ago
i think the 1 thing if your a noob is if you thought this vid was offencive
jakeyray18 1 year ago
If you want to brag about your armor go do it to a modded spartan, and i dont see why people hate security or EVA helms hows it like 'shoot me here' it looks pretty cool wirh katana
sourlemon83 2 years ago
@banananisim your being sarcastic right?
sourlemon83 2 years ago
I'VE GOT RECON IM AWSOME
bannanamanism 2 years ago
fuck off
BraedenLandry7 2 years ago
I have all armor pieces except recon, stopped halo 3 though
msocarras 2 years ago
I have all the skulls but i don't have hayabusa. Can you help me.
DantheGamer36600 2 years ago
end the game on legendary
ohdudez 2 years ago
i have a katana but i havent got all achievements i dont get it ?
Sniperkid10 2 years ago
what kind of noob is glamorin about Hayabusa. You just go watch on how to find all the skulls, OMFG that is sooooo fucktard like.
Poisonedheart1996 2 years ago
this song is old and so overused. Your a noob if you use let the bodies hit the floor in all your videos
WaNkEr450 2 years ago
MLG is like armor for halo rite?
CoolVidsGuy911 2 years ago
Actually it is harder to kill the elites
It's harder to get headshots on them from behind because their shoulders come over part of their head which makes it harder in like Team SWAT and you can't 4-burst them as easy
bearsox12 2 years ago 2
also at 4:01 the rule: Your a noob if you dont think that spartans die as easily as elites. well actually spartans have a tiny bit of extra health while elites have increased movement speed
samandmeg2 2 years ago 3
i think a way to know your a total noob is to brag that you have recon adn katana body peice. if you have both, all that means is that you have to get a life and get laid
samandmeg2 2 years ago 3
amen.
bluecow22334 2 years ago
hayabusa is a great armour but no need to brag about it
lorry3535 2 years ago
I've heard this song so many times that I feel like killing someone IRL.
VividShift 2 years ago
i know its so fucking gay
acdcmage7 2 years ago
wtf
hephep47 2 years ago
Think your cool cos you have Hayabusa...Well they were wearing the showoff combo. Security Helmet (aka, Plz Shoot me In the Face Helm) Security shoulders, and Katana. I think thats noobier.
timbo177 2 years ago 2
Security Helmet is easy as fuck to get lol. how is bragging about armor noobish? it just shows how much shit they did for the armor.
Falloutman666 2 years ago
Agreed, I chose a song quick and this seemed the most attractive.
ChucklezLol 2 years ago
when he was spawn killing he was just replaying it
HodagEntertainment 2 years ago
Um, He wasnt just a spawn point on that point
ChucklezLol 2 years ago
Don't you hate it when noobs win a game because they used just vehicles, swords, hammers, or shotguns? And you're the one using a BR or snipe through the game. They can't even play and they win. :\
andhellomyneighbor 2 years ago 18
if you were good then the noobs cant kill you even if they have cheap weapons
hma400 2 years ago
its because we know what the hell we are doing
MrcolonelSP 2 years ago
There is a certain strategy to using shotguns and warthogs. I'm not a noob; I've discovered that a good way to get an edge on the guys who are good BR snipers is to constantly change tactics. Shield drainers are amazing :-D
dougmoerhoffman 2 years ago
dude if its in the game its fair. you just are not all that good. try killing them next time. Obviously if they are winning they are doing better than you.
apocolypto140 2 years ago
@andhellomyneighbor That means YOU suck, weapons are there to be used not looked at moron.
TheStrider85 1 year ago
@andhellomyneighbor They put the weapons on the map so you can use them. Your a noob for not using them.
Shaffer19Ronaldo09 1 year ago
@andhellomyneighbor they arnt noobs truely they embrace the resources they have for that they are smart there is a reason that bungie included the E swords G hammers and shottys THEY R TO BE USED DUH!
keenekiller 1 year ago
@keenekiller Naw, they're noobs. Team Swat, Team Snipes, MLG, and any BR game they get raped. Tried and true.
shabubala12345 1 year ago
@andhellomyneighbor happens all teh time...
BoomProductions10 1 year ago
@andhellomyneighbor or maybe you just can't kill them when they have the good weapons. actually, yeah thats it.
EReidyIII 1 year ago
@andhellomyneighbor that and the pathetich idiot that star raping u for killing 1 time and u kick their asses 20 times
and sometimes u donteven rape then
what an idiots...
kanase7 1 year ago
@andhellomyneighbor yeah, 1 year old post, but I just wanted to add that those who pick UP the power weapons (which, by the way, includes the SNIPER RIFLE) are evidently the ones with the brainpower to give themselves an advantage. The "1337s make teh gaym harder for temselvs so tehy no wen tehy R pwnin" argument is complete bullshit, elite players make life easier for themselves, not hard. Watch a few MLG matches.
yoda2031 1 year ago
BTW its not youtubes fault its Warner Music Group that is being the jerks in all of this they want more money from youtube. Youtube (google) said $%^& you were paying plenty and WMG pulled the plug on all there music.
CappsGrad 3 years ago
I guess we cant post cool music with our vidoes anymore cause corporate sellouts arent making enough cash off us
CappsGrad 3 years ago
Who the hell is the W.M.G? and who the hell cares what they authorize?
magicpie777 3 years ago
This is dumb, why did they mute it?
AlphaJ1300 3 years ago
what the heck is wmg?
bjmfamily 3 years ago
World Muff Gobblers. See, they go around looking to get into everyone's muff and if they can't make money off you, you're considered worthless and they mute your vid. They are authorized to pwn all our base via the DMCA (or, Dirty Money Collection Agency).
trloyalist 2 years ago
Arrrrggghh, Sorry guys we would out it back on with sound but Spence got his laptop rebooted, so the file is gone =[ Sorry (So you know this is x X Chuklez X x One of the guys in this video not just some guy trying to sound smart)
ChucklezLol 3 years ago
Why is this a copyright thing!?
LeirsundPro 3 years ago
please do something about the sound.
i want to hear it.
LittleLeigh22 3 years ago
oh my god!
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!
lsufootball42 3 years ago
i ahve hayabusa but thats cose i like and its not exactly hard to get i got in my fourth day
TheCHADissexy 3 years ago
NOOOOOOOOOOO MY RECON
webarellii 3 years ago
lol. these are actually some good quality recordings. and well made. good job. but the word "noob" is so lame. lol. its really nerdy.
calebinoutlook 3 years ago
all these things are really true.
bjmfamily 3 years ago
be fuckin original.
iSnipeProductions 3 years ago
Lol voice masking.
mycottoncandy 3 years ago
holy crap your voice is so deep i had to turn my volume high up but yah that was good
dirtmuffin 3 years ago
i dont get the elite one, their head moves back when they get hit. They ARE harder to kill with headshots (swat, br fights)
RST463 3 years ago
xD
lol
MeltedWings6 3 years ago
Sorta Bad Editing
WhiteKanye4 3 years ago
lol
Gabthemaster22 3 years ago
lol get on the warthog gunner and he's chasing it at 1:45
darkwindex 3 years ago
good vid but u need to work on the audio i can hardly understand the person sayin what number it is and stuff
pwnt505 3 years ago
lololololololhahahahaaha 3:13 "what the hell haxssssssss"
BannaBoy50 3 years ago
some ppl do use glitches some ppl were hiding in a cor ner and the kept disappering and appering
emozombie117 3 years ago
11.your a noob when u wear c.q.b armour
starforcepwner 3 years ago
whats wrong with that??
what if u JUST STARTED PLAYING
yourockman222 3 years ago
then that means your a noob if u just started playing so i proved my point
starforcepwner 3 years ago
then watch the video first lol :)
xxZero09xx 3 years ago
hey if you just started your still a noob in halo 3. (noob stands for newbie.)
halo3tocool 3 years ago
its not noobie if you have all the armour. its just an opinion of style at that point. i wear it and i have all the armours ( cqb helmet and security shoulders and haybusa body-no katana- :(
patpatomegatron 3 years ago
ok then give me your gamertag and we will face eachother my gamertag is on my chanell
starforcepwner 3 years ago
lol i liked that and im none of them
thelittleeds 3 years ago
eva=SNIPE HERE~~~~!~!#
Skeyechi 3 years ago
lol that was good
110kakashi 3 years ago
1. spartans are easier to kill refering to mythbusters (halo 3) and smaller head
heyheyheyjesse 3 years ago
the video is good, but the voices were kinda bad.
Halomega26 3 years ago
Yeah I hate noobs even though i don't play Xbox Live. But i pwn everybody in my neighborhood in Multiplayer Slayer lol
coco9090909 3 years ago
Yeah I hate noobs even though i don't play Xbox Live. But i pwn everybody in my neighborhood in Multiplayer Slayer lol
AntiWhiskers 3 years ago
xboxlive is somthing else..waaaaayyy harder..
try it..then you wont think you good cuz u will get owned,,!!
ymmij126 3 years ago
Lol man that MLG guy sucks. I almost have 80 MLG xp. XD I get some good games and bad games XD
lolmurphlol 3 years ago
hahah die die die die die lol DX
yydb3george 3 years ago
8 is the best
w00tzers2o9 3 years ago
lol, nice graphix~~~
abazuka 3 years ago
the elite is acually glitched, i did a test to find out, i got raelly close to an elite aimed near the very top of its head and the amer turns whiet(or blue) not red anymore, i shot, it only hurt him, but didnt kill him. try it out. it may take a few tries
xx117711xx 3 years ago
-.- i know you taking the piss out of noobs but u was a noob once just remeber your first go i bet you was like wtf what do we have to do and plus hayabussa is kool its better have tht stupid fish bowl head and i am no noob.
p.s:next time you should do is speek louder i had to turn my volume right up and put the speekers up to my ears and i clean my ear probley every 2 days.
sammysterio1202 3 years ago
You need to unlock all the acheivements to get Security and the Katana while all you need to do to get Hayabusa is look online where all the skulls are and collect them.
SaturnVII 3 years ago
the hayabussa looks cool its just that its not hard to get and everyone has it
Lazyboy5298 3 years ago
i got hayabusya but i don't think it's cool... i just got all the skulls... (not so special)
youfreaker 3 years ago
let me get in the gunna!
707king 3 years ago
10 ways to tell if you're a noob at halo 3...
#11. You make videos about how to tell if you're noob at halo 3. "Hay guyz, watch mah vid, its PWN!" "..." *Headshot*
uthlak 3 years ago
that was really gay :/
Chodemeister836 3 years ago
What the hell is with people saying noob? If you say noob, because you can't be mature, and find a REAL insulting name, you pretty much weak.
neekosah 3 years ago
Could not agree more.
Siko104 3 years ago
i agrees too
xx117711xx 3 years ago
I refuse to say 'noob'. I'll type it, but I will not say it. It's a stupid word, and if I think someone is being a idiot, or being a pompous-headed jackass I will call them so.
SaturnVII 3 years ago
you know your a nerd. when you make stuff like this.
Dszl2o1o 3 years ago
i know how you feel
mailtape44 3 years ago
People mostly know what to put in '10 ways to tell you're a noob' because they are noobs themselves, something to kill time, though.
HowlingRabbit334 3 years ago
wtf is with the deep voice
Josh4639 3 years ago
LOL this is funny you cant have dis hayabassa
narutozeldafan 3 years ago
u can once you have unlocked ALL of the achievments
loopyed 3 years ago
this is cool
it reminds me of my friend jake
his gt is xjake17x
xTHESANDMAN99x 3 years ago
You know you're a noob at halo 3 when you make a "10 Ways To Tell If You're A Noob At Halo 3" video.
Goreeeeeship 3 years ago
that makes no fucking sense at all you idiot
Rossfull 3 years ago
this sucks
Haloguyofmars 3 years ago 2
This is more like to tell if you're a saw looser at halo 3
malcolmaustin117 3 years ago
this vid is for noobs that stink at halo 3 i am awesome at halo 3 and i use rockets they are awesome i could pwn u noobs i play runescape
gr33nz3bra 3 years ago
sad fuck getta life
J05Hmufc 3 years ago
rock you like a hurricane FTW
fightclubgyz 3 years ago
wth is with the voice
chojichip 3 years ago
you killed it
iTzMeTaL 3 years ago
My fav is #8. 5/5! BTW, how do you get the ninja sword on your back?
Waitingforbrawl 3 years ago
Katana, not ninja sword, ninja sword is called a wakizashi.
You get it by completing all the achievments for halo 3
malcolmaustin117 3 years ago
ok thanks
Waitingforbrawl 3 years ago
bro check out my vid its called rynocerater's halo 3 montage. its camera quality(looks ok) but it has some sweet sticks, headshots and streaks
fmnr7716 3 years ago
"What the hell!?... Hax!"
lol
Alexwkd08 3 years ago
#1 way to tell you're a noob at Halo 3 ------
You OBCESS over Recon armor
EZStatic 3 years ago
those turrets are ANNOYIN AS HELL!
manopopsit 3 years ago
i blocked them off
sharpshot118 3 years ago
lol..ur like..british..sweet
manopopsit 3 years ago
My recon! :[ lol I have actually seen someone trying to get the beam rifle then run out there
L0stEch0 3 years ago
hey dude i have the same capture card as you and i was wondering if you could tell me how to make the video fit the screen ,go to InsertClanNameHereP to see my videos and if you could help id appreciate it.
krakalacka 3 years ago
Need a good Halo 3 clan to join? Join the Blue Tiger Snipers! freewebs(dot)com/bluetigersnipers to join! We made 2 websites and have a youtube video so please join! The link to be officially joined is on the website so good luck and I hope you join!
centry96 3 years ago
Finally noobs will probably get it.
slipknot43212 3 years ago
nice vid
snitzelcow 3 years ago
die die die die die lol
akatzuki1991 3 years ago
the turrents on snowbound, you can destroy, get a trip mine what keeps resapwning, keep pressing x, eventually they disappear
gruntguy007 3 years ago
Because you overloaded the map.
Dutix 3 years ago
I know
gruntguy007 3 years ago
yes but elites are harder to headshot from behind
321251837 3 years ago 2
i to agree with number 9, it was cool when people first unlocked it, way back in the early days of halo 3. and that kid was a freaking retard,"i bet you dont have this armor," they had the freaking katanas,....lol keep em comeing cruXide, and when will we post the other trick vids we made
DSSchneider254 3 years ago
I agree with #9. People brag way to much about having hayabussa. Whats the diffrence your still going to die at the same rate.
GameFreak415 3 years ago
lol
meleemasternaiem 3 years ago
dude u and botad productions should team up!
Hanzo508 3 years ago