The Writing Process

[greenghost2008]

This is how I write. I type a word and then another word and another word untill I reach the minimum page thing.lol

[Trollschool]

So I didn't want to mention this on one of your other channels where people might be loading comments.

Anyway, I was in Best Buy today and saw the big mic that you bought - I think it was retailing for 149 dollars or so. Also saw the weird voice diffusion thingy whatever - its like a rounded piece of fuzz or something.

Was tempted to get a capo - it retailed for around 14 dollars, but then thought differently. I don't really use that effect.

[TheOuroborosWyrm]

Sweet Raptor-Jesus, I need a drink.

[XDawn117]

im sorry but what the hell was that

[TouchyDuck]

Nazi hair is Nazi.

[ViejoIvan]

Your audience doesnt give too much thumbs up...

[deepbluePee]

you look a lot like dave grohl, you should grow your hair out, you'd look fucking bad ass

[turboskanker]

you totally copped my hairdo sans bleach job. way to go. and thats all i care about on the internet anyway. hair.

[albothor]

taxi driver hair cut is nice.

[rockdive71]

brilliant. i liked your analyzation of Barack's speaches too. We need more thinkers and people to do what they think is right in the U.S.

we're really in a hole.

thanks, great post!

[HeWhoIsMusic]

wow that is just too good im subscribing!!

[startngo]

Great story and a helluva combover you got there!

[patternsinchaos]

cool bit. nice hawk too. :-)

[Shestumbledin]

Great job!

[elAsra]

hahahahaha fantastic

[revision4life]

hahahaha fuckin hilarious

[LunarShadowca]

LMAO Az pure gold

[greenfarter]

where's 18?

[Insaneagram]

He's on holiday with the 8th of September.

[daligoddess2006]

You have crazy great mind and i love it! Hahaha

[MobilRay89]

so smart

[mintyformula]

big willy rocks

[marniespeaks]

you forgot the just then

[closeoutcrew]

not bad...Hey is the "princess" available, or is she with someone. I think she's my type.

[PaintedEcstasytm]

now i see why i subscribed :D

[PaintedEcstasytm]

ive forgotten why i subsribed, this was in my subscription box...... hmmm

[andymooseman]

Very clever :)

[TheCouncellor]

Love it you have talent and a great story telling voice.

[cliveconey]

wtf that was totally mad but very funny.

[melbn]

cont: the world knows the US/canada has and is interested in childish comedy. thats my 5 cents worth!

[melbn]

HOT TIP: send your shiziT to international broadcasting companies AZ!!!! Load iT up and send it oFF! do it, do iT nOW!!!!!

[kahluaAPX]

LOL when i heard the tea time music i checked my phone. bamboozled lol

[RenegadeScion]

Teat Time's triumphant return? I enjoyed it.

[meNiMONSTERs]

it would be funny if once was not a point in time.

[ArchieCaveIts]

yeahhh, i was thinking about that myself

[Ionic009]

I like your video

[crazycat1984]

Glad to see the Ol Tea Time gang are holding forte. Fun video.

[KateSunshine1]

do you have a book published?!

if not... you should get on that

because I buy all your books

your story's are amazing........ =]

[haannnii]

You're always so fucking hilarious.

[itrubsthelotion4]

just stopping by to masturbate. thanks. be blessed

[ifwere1021]

Very funny, very funny. I always get kind of excited when I see a new vid from you in my subscription list, and I haven't been disappointed yet.

[Arachapooch]

I heard the Tea Time song start playing, and I got all excited. You fooled me once, Azrienoch, you shall not fool me twice!

[azrienoch]

Fool you, can't get fooled again.

[iandud3]

haha. wow.

[melarteeh]

lmao loved it.

[Trollschool]

You look in good spirits. I've always found the kitchen a very comforting place to hang out in.

Probably because there's coffee!

[Nightwilder]

Dude shave off the rest of your hair and grow back the rest of your beard.

Santa doesn't have a half a beard and everybody loves him.

Or go Egyptian priest and plunk ever hair from your body.

[NwZ2]

funny as hell.

[meesophiee]

your videos make my day :)

[PerthPete1]

It must be incredibly difficult for you to write Jeff with those two characters also wanting a say in the process.

[nbwulf]

Always enjoy your work amigo... excellent.

Cheers... J.

[ae0010]

What happened to you?

[Septemberameadows]

You are so sick....I LOVE IT! :D

[steffcrombie]

Rofl thank you for brightening my day, gave me a good laugh.

[Samanmotlagh]

lol

I choked on my food... DAMN YOU!

[AnarchyAnonymous]

Best story ever :p

[excelgeo]

nice little video, hopefully more to come, it had been a while.

[failerrr]

Heh, good stuff.

[vascoa]

your videos are really entertaining and funny....

nice to see that you are getting installed and bringing back the speaking doll and toys...

Keep it up..... :)

Cheers....

[nicanicabad]

Ah I haven't seen you in so long!  How wonderful this is!!

[azrienoch]

I've been 'round. Didn't see either of my other two recent videos?

[nicanicabad]

no, but I shall indeed now.

[grenangle]

Nad was all in my ear the other day about Azs' new stuff. She will piss herself with this, I did.

[azrienoch]

Ha, Nad. Say hi for me. And stop into stickam when you can so I can see you.

[tetsubo57]

So, today's lesson is: You can never have enough penis.

[splitpawspeaks]

Good Stuff mang

[forgettingheath]

Mannix the Pirate tries to talk and tell stories like you. Key word being tries. Loved the video by the way.

[ScientificDiscussion]

Fuckyou´regoood

[azrienoch]

Hey man! I've missed you very very much!

[ScientificDiscussion]

Yeah I know, likewise. I still have the YouTube-blues. But I´m pretty sure I´ll return soon. Keep making those great videos that you do

[jalgjalg]

Going meta... procrastinating for postmodernists.

[trinidadnomad]

brilliant, as usual your videos rock man. god i wish i could do what you do

[JasperAvi]

Great stuff, Az.

[theDracoIX]

You should tell a story about a vampire who pretends to be a human, but fails miserably.

[greenfarter]

i think that's already happened in twilight. =)) what is it with girls and vampire fetishes nowadays? haha

[thecolormaria]

mmm i love this

almost as much as i love your voice

please, please, make more videos.

[dharmapunk5]

This is, as usual, splendid! Thanks.

[BananaNeil]

hey, im sorry to say this...

but when you made tea time, you did a really great job.

but in all honesty, the liquify-ing stuff in this video was not the best in the world...... =/

i do hope to see more of this stuffffs tho. =]

[azrienoch]

liquifying? I'm not sure what you mean.

[BananaNeil]

sorry, i suppose that is always how i have made dolls and things talk.. maybe you use the reshape plug in?

either way when the dolls were talking, it was a little sloppy. =/

[azrienoch]

Hmmmm... You might want to take another look at the old Tea Time videos. I used CrazyTalk5 for them, and for this one. So they're the exact same quality.

[BananaNeil]

interestingg. i think it might have to do with the angles a little bit or something along those liness. i just felt like they used to look a little more realisict.

[LilRonin01]

is 42 gone gone?

[azrienoch]

You mean 18?  He got painted over when we moved.

[AimiriZ]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­o

[matrix2k3]

I miss Tea Time. glad to see some of it back

Jeff you're the fucking man

[f1nalfantasy]

TEA TIME!!!!!!! HELLS YEAH!!!!

[civvys]

great hair

[itrubsthelotion4]

am i the only one who masturbates to azrienoch?

[azrienoch]

I do.

[itrubsthelotion4]

tee he he (giggles to self)

[NibiruMagick2012]

I cryed...... lol *****

[Dbro88911]

I really liked this one!

[cosmicterror]

awesome video keep them coming, im a junkie!!!!

[ReverendAtomSmasher]

As always good job....

[ShortbusMooner]

It's not a story without a dragon...

;)

[DarkMatter2525]

"Az, you saved many lives this day."

-God

[azrienoch]

Thank Jeffrey for the "package."

[DarkMatter2525]

"Not in the comments section!!!"

-Jeffery

[captainfury2007]

Once again pure jeanyus.

[ml283]

So that was actually really just creepy.

[bhavvv]

Erm ...

I just finished fucking my butt with two dildos, logged in to youtube, and this happened to be the first video I watched about siamese twins docked with an inseperable foreskin that then get snipped apart by a dragon ....

Now I love cocks. AND I ABSOLUTETLY FREAKING LOVE DRAGONS.

Now I want to have your bewbies even more, but I am a he, so there might be a slight problem with me getting pregnant.

[birdman3631]

more prince in more places....

[starbucksandollars]

very funny and somewhat crude as usuall

you're really cute btw

[JoshSource]

that story was fucking hot. docking, split cocks, and multiple partners. god, i'm so ashamed to admit that. that's a lie, i'm not ashamed to admit that at all. i'm more ashamed that i'm not ashamed to admit that. and i'm ashamed i just typed all of that here.

brilliant as always jeff!

[TheAgentChaos]

Oh, man, I feel really sorry for the prince...

[Brandt761]

rofl rofl rofl

fucking hillarious

"Nooo, don't do this to me"

[brojoghost]

Yes! Yes! Tea time!!!!!!!! Haha she's a dirty doll!

[666lordbyron666]

this was by far the funniest fucking video u ever made

[ManOfEthnicity]

As always a delight.

[sxeeplta]

i really like when you do these types of videos. nice little throw back to the tea time days.

[Brandt761]

yeah, where'd those go, anyway?

[stfuLindsaywtf]

You are my hero.

[JimmerSD]

Again with the happy ending...?

[azrienoch]

What can I say? I like split cocks and torn foreskins, and with those it's impossible for stories to end unhappily.

[nicanicabad]

I like my cookies and my foreskins intact.

[StevenErnest]

This illustrates the pitfalls of writing by committee. ^_^

[TheAist]

how about siamese twin incestous homosexuals? (shrugs)

[hotspur2514]

There's voices in my HEAD!!

MY HEAD!!!

MY HEAD!!!

MY HEAD!!!

[lllllSeanlllll]

hehe  good stuff.

[Emaginem]

Never thought about that...

[SteevDragon67]

great animation! what kind of software did you use? very creative!

[CousinoMacul]

Methinks that dragon cums with forked tallywhacker.

[vclamp]

but just how did the dragon break his wing and turn to riding the unicycle?

[viarockgirl]

yay. long time no see.

while this video was flipping ah-mazing, I must say that pause after you saying "twice the c*ck" and "ok" was hilarious.

[azrienoch]

Really? I've made a few videos in the last month.

[RayAtheist]

and they all go to hogwarts and learn cool magic tricks.

[LaileB22]

i want stories in more places! once against glad to have you back

[oldhacks]

what do you know about writing? you're All face!

[landth78]

OMG! I love the doll girl! she is adorable

[lilasherlock]

Aresome! lol

[hcgturtle]

damn! more videos please?

[OhCurt]

Wow, EVERY little girl?!

Cool. That gives me some hope.

[azrienoch]

I'm pretty sure gay little boys get the evil, scheming younger princes.

[OhCurt]

Crap.

Figures.

>8-/

[healthyaddixion]

i'm pretty sure i'm your biggest fan.

[CHVNX]

You have a special talent.

Cherish it.

[InLucidReverie]

zing-amaze to the 19th power.

[brouhajoe]

I got the biggest fucking grin on my face when Big Willy first tilted that camera up...didn't realize how much I missed the comedy stuff.

[TheAtheistPaladin]

WTF do you smoke to think up these things? Cigarettes aren't going to cut it.

[B4TT3RY]

BRILLIANT! HAR HUM!

[Atroci0usT0aster]

The story is missing the really old dude that's supposed to be wise, but he's really just a dirty old pervert. Can't forget about him...

[THEGR8BIGM0UTH]

I love this guy

[PortgasDAce13]

Epic story! xD

[bubonicnate]

why isn't this posted as a response to our video about how to tell a story?

[musicisthegateway]

youTubs deleted it for copyright infringement.  Somebody already had a story about a dragon and filed a complaint siting the DMCA.

[azrienoch]

Where is it?

[bubonicnate]

watch?v=wM3vyv1h5-8

[azrienoch]

There you go.

[angryislander56]

They lived happily ever after cos they were smoking

dragons are just ABLE at smoking

lucky fuckers

[Tiredofcrap]

Amusing.

[EVHisgodyoumuppet]

that was a great story.

There should be a movie of it so people like me can say " but i liked it before it was cool".

[bubonicnate]

agreed movie in the making for sure

[EVHisgodyoumuppet]

and there needs to be a shit director so we can moan about bhow the story was fucked up by a shit director, giving the original cult status, and making the viewer feel slightly special for a brief moment

[musicisthegateway]

why is always about movies with you? why not a TV show? or a made for TV movie on ABC Sunday Night Movies starring Brian Dennehy.

[bubonicnate]

ooooohh  2 week tv mockumentary

[bubonicnate]

You stumbled a bit at the beginning but I am so glad you finally told a GOOD story! Keith and I are so proud of you!

[bubonicnate]

I have watched this 10 times now and my smile is so big it has caused permanent damage to my face - you will be hearing from my lawyer.

[redheadedfolkie]

Haa :) Thanks for bringing some much-needed amusement to my day

[wyrdness1]

lots of cock all over the place... hmmmm nice

[DidntKnowWhatToPut1]

So we can expect regular videos from now on az?

[1zenAwhile]

Twice upon a time?

[melzaelf]

0_O

Only Azri could come up with a story like this.

Jane is so smart!

[Blargaldalien]

Hello,Az.

Nice to see you taking an alternative take on starting a story. Cojoined Foreskins is an unusual plot device. But,have you any thoughts on how to end an unusual begining?

[LondonMoonie]

That was utterly hilariously creative! :D

[FGRedneck]

lol that was wicked

[AntiChristVersion1]

It's just not tea time without 18. But it was great, I myself am a screenwriter. Who I am shall remain a mystery, but I'm getting sidetracked. I understand how hard it can be to write a story, so great story. Call me maybe we'll make a movie.

[musicisthegateway]

How many times are you going to start your story?

[azrienoch]

As many times as it takes to have a REAL story.

[musicisthegateway]

I am proud of you. You constantly improve and for that you should be proud.

[bubonicnate]

STFU music -- why does it have to be about improving more? When is it ever going to be good enough for you? WHY?! WHY!>?!

[musicisthegateway]

NO U!!! Why is always have to be about a dragon? WHY? You and your dragons and STFU!!!

[bubonicnate]

fine then Music - what is your story going to not have a dragon or something? Who would even care about that stupid story. STFU Music STFUSTFUSTFU

[musicisthegateway]

NO U!!! My stories don't need a dragon cause the dragon is implied in all stories I tell.

[melarteeh]

lmao guys :)

[zakkmiester]

TEA TIIMEE

[Th3Sixth]

fucken hilarios

[xSubliminaLx]

5th?

[elanaisonfiire]

that doll is a whore!

unless the winking was really just something in her eye.

[Xboxlove1]

1111

[Xboxlove1]

1st