Tutorial: What do YouTube Comments REALLY Mean

[DeltaSlider7]

5 stars

[Flemzo]

Gotta say, I admire the effort to be funny and to "nail" those other commenters, but I didn't really find it all that funny. Not exactly "lame," but more like "it's been done before"

[1sergio1234]

ill chop of your dick you fagget

[wphillips1918]

You did your best? Well your best isnt fucking good enough. Thanks for the armchair psychology. How about this. When someone post " hate you" what they really mean is " I was bored so I got on you tube to see the losers who all think their special and talented. While slumming through the wasteland of morons and hacks I came acroos your shit masterpiece. I was so stunned by your bullshit yet not surprised at all that I felt compelled to tell you how I feel. Hate you". Or maybe were just kidding

[LilDylDyl]

I have to rate four stars...

[Stevoman1995]

DAM i now have to rate 4 stars

[Digitalsp33r]

Lol. I liked it. 5 star! (not man-crush)

[Rudahn]

Lame.

Kidding, i actually found this to be rather funny. Ive sometimes recieved such comments, so thanks for this. XD

[riptiger1]

lol this is funny....lol 5 stars lol but i ABSOLUTELY...DO NOT...and NEVER....EVER EVER EVER EVER will have a crush on u lol ~subscription earned!~

[AsaKollz]

lol hilarious...seriously - 5 stars - subscription -

[edharrism]

or maybe people put these on because they are true, if some one say "stupid" it probably is, not "i am stupid" but the video is. Also i expect you made this video because lots of people called your videos "stupid", "Lame" and told you to "kill yourself" and you just wanted to be rude back.

last point- don't tell people what they really mean its extremly rude and they know their idea's of your idea's of your videos far more then you do.

[butternut86]

edharrism : It's a joke, it's meant to be funny, not to be taken seriously.

[evilferret132]

err... 2 stars....lol and its not 115 lol its 155

[KnoXGokce]

LAME

[FuckinCrazyness]

u missed one. FUCKING GAY

[deagle94]

5 star,, i hope you enjoy cock in your mouth baby ;] jk

[sephuroth1]

5 stars ;]

Call muh sometime, eh?

[IntarwebUser]

Lame.

5 stars.

[grimtok]

I enjoyed lame

[vampgirl95]

lol. very funny.

[Maxell720]

ur a dumbass..WOOHOHOO IM COOOL ON YOUTUBE

[demonspawn90210]

5 stars

[wassup287]

Jose Bevaqua in a hailstorm with an AK-47.

Translation: Moar Bewbs.

[abdool316]

You are extremely gay arent you

[thatoneguy907]

Translation: I have posted most of these comments and disagree about what they translate into. Also, I am a homophobe trying to hide my own feelings for men.

[beatleslovelucy]

5 stars *wink*

[pandafallout]

translate this one:

you have a double chin

[Girl2Girl4U]

MILKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[8793393]

kill yourself

[jamesdt1980]

insecurity. the truth is stranger than fiction, if most people knew exactly who they're talking to when they're writing, or even talking (myself included), it'd probably scare the hell out of them at first to learn the truth, then it would make perfect sense. yup.

[Gebirgsjager88]

5 stars!

[iseeuat100yds]

tyler i hope u know why this video has a 4 star rating...

[anthcybo]

lame! *wink*

[kalexander777]

i secretly have a crush on you.. and want you to know ROFL!! xD Dude, tyler your awesome.. and i still love your vidz dude. Have a good one.

[SizziJizziMizzi]

stfu man! how bout u actually do sumthing with your life then than send mean comments, eh?

[PlayBoyAirsoft]

why?

[Tina56656]

TubeComments.(INFO) post your ad all over youtube! Great video !

[Ellema21357]

TubeComments.(INFO) post your ad all over youtube! Totally RAD !

[princeofrtown]

i was gonna give you 5 stars but after the man-crush one im gonna give you 4 stars xD

[puppysaysftw]

lol i was gonna give 5 stars but after i saw 1:33 im gonna stick to 4 stars lol nice vid tho

[Cashten101]

5 stars! lol

[Hien612]

Go to Myspace then ;)

[weetsie]

5 STARS

oh shi-

[mbranum17]

lol 5 stars man! and no i dont have a man crush on you...lol but you should upload more videos of guns.

[kuttiekatty]

Great =)

[feticirad]

4 stars.....

[thatbostonchick]

FIVE STARS!

[lilphil1989]

FIVE STARS!!! :P

[nathan27portsmouth]

you cock talk some sence

[c64glen]

Five stars.

Oh, wait...

[fuckapotomis]

So when someone tells you i hate you you assume they hate themselves

[katie01206]

nice teeth lol

[kellie4bcr]

FIVE STARS TYLER! ;)

[Cartertribe]

Haha! This was great. :)

Well done.

[darthkahn45]

what was the myspace one about? I didnt get it

[SteveTheRobot]

Fucking hell you're an annoying cunt.

[melman]

While I respect your right to say what you want, and I do not suggest that my opinion is in anyway worth more or less than yours, and I do completely understand the reasoning behind and the underlying humour of this video, I find I must say this simple statement.

I do not, sir, find you funny.

[Raythul]

five stars :P

[TylerSpilker]

Oh, I'll try not to ;)

[JesdaG]

RON PAUL 2008! MITT ROMNEY IS A DICK!

[bobotech]

Five stars!

[Penlord]

ffffffffffffffive stars!

[waitansee]

3 stars - means I am hetero but you don't offend me. Background in this video - means this guy is not married, works a low paying job and has no real upward momentum potential...probably just moved out of parents house. (sheet covers old Farah Faucet poster)

[dusteeshay]

you having sideburns means that you like to suck d*ck and leave handles for the fellows on the face lfmao

[TylerSpilker]

ROFL

What does that even mean!?

[ElectricPineapple79]

You look like the type of guy that jerks off when he hitchhikes just to keep warm.

[TylerSpilker]

Wow, random FTM

[TylerSpilker]

Come on, having a man crush on me isn't a bad thing! 5-Star it up!

Glad you liked it (or at least I THINK you liked it... /;) )

[MadBadVoodo]

LOL! I did give you five stars just dont tell anyone! LOL

[MadBadVoodo]

I intended on giving you a FIVE STARS comment but you fucked that all up! LOL