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  • I bet the narrator had a hard time keeping his shit together reading off those titles.

  • He became a warlord at Dawn of War Soulstorm

  • im just saying whoever was in dat ring was realy mugged

  • LIKE DA BOSS!!!!

  • WAIT DID IT SAY HE RAPED HIM SELF AT 0:16!!

  • @Darkavenger2411 dared.

  • @detla11r14 oh it sounded like raped to me

  • Ok! quick, activate the failsafe detonator!

    O'Kais:Then run to the nearest extraction point!

    Fire warrior:Er....Kais?

    O'Kais:what?

    Fire warrior:our ships got owned.

    Ork:WWAAAAGHHH!

    O'Kais:Crap.

  • 0:03 the two eldar (there are eldar or not?) pew pew die die pew ;D

  • Fist deemed as a raper, now a ghostkilla?

  • C-C-C-COMBOBREAKER

  • Ghostkilla 0:34 WTF

  • Then came the exterminatus

  • the ork lord had raped himself???!! 0:16

  • The ork lord raped himself WTF 0:15

  • @TheKingjay25 I know, right? I thought I was the only one who heard that.

  • @RevolverOcelot1964 damn and i play this game but takes forever to beat

  • The ork lord raped himself WTF 0:17

  • and after this. ghost and soap boosted till nuke and blown up whole world ^^

  • i dont really even like the orks with a 4+ on a space marine for close combat thats not to good

  • the warboss is great in the video games but is easily killed in the table top game with a save of 6+

  • @MrSyrupman007 Someone rolled awfully alot of 1s on the space marines so thw warboss got all the 6s...

  • DID HE SAY RAPED HIMSELF???!!11

  • 1:00 I like the fact that the Orks are using a Space Marines body to lit a fire, only shows how creative they can be :)

  • pfft those names are shitty he dont have the name of Da Shitty Whoree Nea Chuckk Norez

  • @MEGATRYANT forgot to say you earn this name for eliminating everthing in the universe in the parallel universe and in the parallel universe of the parallel universe of the universe

  • once Gorgutz kicked someone in the nuts, since then he also held the title of.. tha ballz crusha!!!

  • Dislikers is al weak scum that deserve ta get stomped.

    'Cept for One-Eye Yarrick. He knows how ter troll.

  • Love how the second Fire Dragon was like 'Oh shi-' right before getting smashed,

  • when you play assassinate mode as orks is the commander the big mek or warboss cause for me its the bigmek

  • iy would be better if an ork did the voice over for them like as the naartor started talkin all u heard was waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag BOnk n then an ork talk

  • we ork was made for fighting and wining

  • This ere is a proper WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGG­GGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!!!!!!!!!!  Oops, I play eldar.

  • Wait you forgot the most Honored Title...Da...Bitch Slappa!!!

  • @kim4738 lol

  • @kim4738 No sister of battle >.>

  • DAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA

  • ORKS FOR THE WIN

    I MEAN

    FOR THE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

  • from :17 to : 23 its said the lord raped himself

  • the warlord had raped himself in the cruel glory of the orks...

  • One super nucliar bomb And the planet And THE orks are gone

  • for 1 ork..he sure have lots of titles

  • @HandfulofComments its for every army he pwned

    daemon killa - chaos space marines

    gun smasha - space marines

    death killa - necron

    ghost killa - eldar or tau i forget

  • @thedarklordx wronk bloodspilla is for space marines gun smasha is for imperial guard bcuz of the titan cannon

  • @MEGATRYANT

    head hunta -

    rage streama -

    blood spilla - space marine

    death killa - necron

    daemon killa - chaos marines

    gun smasha - imperial guard

    ghost killa - tau or eldar

    fill in the blanks

  • @thedarklordx Chaos don't kill daemons . . .

  • @DoomhammerHabbo i meant what its for, hes called the daemon killa for killing chaos, and the gun smasha for beating the imperial guards, etc.

  • @thedarklordx I get it,

  • @thedarklordx 'ead 'unter was his title when he arrived on kronus

  • @SovietSquirel i know

  • @thedarklordx

    Head hunta - Had the name already before the campaign begun

    Rage Streama - Tau

    Blood Spilla - Space Marine

    Death Killa - Necron

    Daemon Killa - Chaos Space Marines

    Gun Smasha - Imperial Guard

    Ghost Killa - Eldar

  • @BobTheArchmage grats lol

    now we need to fit da bitch slappa into this

  • Heavy Weapons Guy: SO MUCH WAAAGH!

  • WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH­!!

  • WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AGGGGGHHH

  • agh orks where theres one theres 100

  • WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAGH!!!

  • no he killed ghostfaced killa

  • ghost killa

  • WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

  • ... anyone know what Clan Gorgutz belongs to? He dresses like an Evil Sunz ork during the HQ assaults, but his use of "tactics" and "always [having his] tunnels dug and ready" makes me think he might be a Blood Axe...

  • @Tzilandi He always struck me as more of a blood axe

  • must be fun to be a ORK xD

  • @immortalfool1 not when you have gorgutz's four ton foot up your ass =P

  • "FASTA YO NOBZ!" , "SUPRIZEEEE" - The mega armoured nobz are quite funny :D

  • LOL he raped himself

  • WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAGH! These guys finally took over the place.

  • WAAAAAAAAAGH!

  • Well thank god they were able to attack the tau

  • Aliens and heretics shall fall before the might of teh spess mehrenes!

    FOR TEH EMHERAH

  • I like Gorgutz message:Diz is Gonna be fun!

  • ORKS IS THE BIGGIST AND TEH STRONGEST!!

  • alright boyz, yoo can stop druminn` yer pointy stuffs now...

    boyz....

  • WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGG­GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

  • WAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGH!!!!!!!!!!­!

  • OI YOU BOYZ IZ' COMIN WIFF ME TO FIGHT

  • Orkses Is NEVER beaten in battle ya grot!

  • like da descipton cause gorgutz is da biggest and meanest boss der is except the chaos one he's better.

  • THE ORKY IS THE STRONGEST.WE DONT NEED SOME STUPID CONTRAPTION.

  • dose he say he raped him self at 0:17 ?

  • @runescapeskillmaster no it says draped

  • @runescapeskillmaster - Oh my sweet Emperor. He so does! I can't believe I never noticed that! LOL!!!

  • Two orks warming themself by a fire emnating from a space marine's ass...

  • Did he say "Gorgutz had raped himself"?

  • Rage Streamer - Spess Mehreens

    Blood Spiller - Imperial Guard

    Ghost Killer - Eldar/Necrons

    Death Killer - Eldar/Necrons

    Daemonkiller - Chaos

    Gun Smasher - Tau

    Or it could just be random, just guessing.

  • @ThSeriousGuy wrong Gun smasher is for da ummies gits da guards

  • @TheJeclark How do you even know? Apart from Daemon Killer none of them are clear at all... And Tau are notorious for their powerful guns and there are lots of humans so lots of blood, duh.

  • @ThSeriousGuy i know cause i beat dem gits good and because and the guards had a titan chain gun arm in the ground and it blows up

  • @TheJeclark Oh that.....yeah.

  • @ThSeriousGuy

    death killa= necrons

    rage screamer= tau

    blood spilla= space marines

    gun smasha= imp guard

    ghost killa= eldar

    daemonkilla= chaos marines

  • @ThSeriousGuy

    Rage Screama - Tau (he flies into a rage after his boyz fail to recover the Ethereal's head for his pointy stik)

    Blood Spilla - Space Marines (I'm guessing because they're 'Blood' Ravens)

    Ghost Killa - Eldar

    Deff Killa - Necrons

    Daemon Killa - Chaos

    Gun Smasha - Imperial Guard (because of the Titan cannon)

  • I like how he takes like 20 melta shots in the first ten seconds of this and doesn't even flinch.

  • Dem's a lotta boyz roigh der.

  • thats right cause we da orks and this fight is gonna be a right and proper WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!

  • Thats alot of orks, but i got alot of heavy bolter ammo

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  • man i need a validation code cause i lost mine and it doesnt matter if its used or not cause it still works so if anyone could giv me a code it would be very much appreciated

  • That's should enough dakka to conquer a star system.

    Perhaps not enough dakka yet...

  • @hikarisalterio ya git ! There can never be enough of DAKKA! MOAR DAKKA!!!

  • WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

  • How do thy get their numbers their all male .......mmh i dont like the aswer already aculy -_-

  • @RobinJanssenBelgium kinda hard to define male.since they are all created  from spores thres no need for reproductionary organs,so theyre kinda assexual

  • @RobinJanssenBelgium

    there reproduce via spores

  • ORKS ORKS ORKS

  • WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

  • 0:13 to 0:15 bet that gave him a headache :D

  • 0:15 the warlord had raped himself

  • We'z da Orkz an you iz not!

    WAAAAAAGH!!!!!

  • dem orks stomped dem hoomies up! :D

  • green skin douchbags

  • " What i cannot crush with words, I will crush with the tanks of the Imperial Guard"!

  • mine favourite races

    1)Tau(for the greather good)

    2ORKSSS!!!! ORKSSS!!!(DA WAAAAAAAAG!! IS DA BEST!!!) the orks are tghe coooolest races in all dawn of war

    3)Dark eldar( they are cool to)

    4)...chaos

  • @BephirArsland how are orks the best if tau is number 1. but i like the tau too so its ok

  • what the heck is the deal with orks they are people from the original warhammer but why are they in space

  • @robotsant77 Because they iz orks n they cna do anything!

  • i am a tau player but the orks are great gorgoutzz is the collest commander and the form he talks

  • WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG!! the orks are the collest

  • ork... defense = ftw! offense = wtf?

  • @2two1one0zero

    More like the other way around...here is (in my opinion) a great insight into Ork psychology, the ability of "Aiming? Wots' Dat?"

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  • I got an Ork battleforce for Xmas. I'm calling my Ork clan "Da Lim-Rippaz".

  • Er I know the narrator doesn't say this but at 0:17. It sounds like he's saying

    "The warlord had raped himself in the cruel glory of yorks" :P

  • WAAARGH!

  • Its "WAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!"

    datz 'ow ya say it,git.

  • WAAARGH!

  • Hrm I actually think that the Ork ending in Soulstorm is better...

  • @Henners1991 It's not surprising Soulstorm does have excellent endings and I have to agree. Soulstorm's stronghold cutscenes were a bit silly but the endings were just as good as Dark Crusades, if not better.

  • lol Killah??

  • WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

  • WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!

  • @MrAran551 WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!

  • I love how the Orks offer a light-hearted, monty-pythonesque side to Warhammer 40K.

  • im impressed that a fire dragon was the last thing standing on kronus.

  • lol at 16:00

    The warlord raped himself

  • he also got raped by his own orks

    and the imperium

    and the tau empire

    and chaos

    and eldar

    and expacialy the necrontyr

  • Yes "The Warlord raped himself in the cruel glory of yorks" XD

  • imperial guard and tau ftw^^

    its a pity that gue´vesa arent in the game.....

  • Who is the gue'vesa?

  • Humans who cooperated with the Tau, they're used as Auxilliaries, they tend to equip themselves with their old Imperial equipment or equivalents, but a trusted few are given pulse rifles.

  • uuuhhhhhh...snufffs......what if you arent human??? i was picked on alot cuss...well.....i am not humen. darn human keybaoed!!!$!!!!

  • Is Gork and Mork like 2 of the powerfulist warlords ever, is Gork a nob and Mork a gretchin

  • Gork and mork are the ork gods you twat.

  • I think the two ork gods Gork and Mork are the original orks that grew to maximum size which meants they ascended past physical form >.>

  • Chaos is Da best they can just be hella cheap and make daemons and greater daemons

  • i agree eldar are hard to play but when a pro is playing them they are wery hard to stop especally with fleet of foot which i used well can get you out of almost any situaton im not a pro but ifinished evry race on normal and only have necarons and eldar on hard but i find necarons annoying because the are so slow very few of their units can keep up with other races

  • they make up for being slow with superior weapons. plus if you can put obleisks on strategic points on the map, the necron warriors can teleport to those locations. and what bout the destroyers and heavey destroyers? fast and deadly

  • "IMMA FIRING MY LAZA!!! RAAARRGHHH" *gets dismembered by gorgutz*

  • lol the orks won none of these campaigns which sucks =P

  • no one sticks up 4 teh necrons- who have BETTER weapons and ships than any other race, not to mention tough as hell troops that can ressurect. necrons and guard FTW!!!!!!!!!

  • indeed, the cryptships are allmost not to defeat

  • I agree! :D Gauss rifles FTW

  • Quickest way to damage a WAAAGH is too kill the Head-Huncho Leading it

  • at my opion IG

  • wich faction seemed the hardest to finish this game with?

  • Tau Empire?

  • tau empire? are you kidding me?! they are tough as hell....id say eldar,necrons or orks....all 3 of these are pussies

  • I always found Tau Empire hard to play for some reason, dunno why. Orks always pulled through eventually, never played Necrons in the campaign yet and I gave up on Eldar xD

  • I agree with you on the Eldar (they are ridiculously fragile and require annoyingly high micro-management), but disagree completely on the Orks and Necrons.

    The Orks are the ultimate swarming race; once you get the free Slugga boys, you just put them on overwatch and swamp the enemy with them. Works every time.

    The Necrons, meanwhile, kick the shit out of their opponents tenfold as far as toughness is concerned; they even beat the Space Marines in that area.

  • i dunno....depends on how you like to play....i usually play with Imperial guard....stand ground for some time and then mop the floor with enemies using the heavy artilery and tanks

  • No way, nobody can beat da boyz!

  • whats the matter? they beat your pathetic race?

  • rofl because the humans of todaty just have the Good Ol Emprah and Imeprial guard right? and looking at today's society, yeah pathetic sounds about right, I'm the only great one ;)

  • For me, it was definitely the Eldar. They were just so fucking fragile it was ridiculous. I gave up after the second or third conquest out of sheer frustration.

    The Necrons were probably the easiest to beat the campaign with, followed by the Orks.

  • Darn it! This should have been the cannonical ending of DC. Well it was heading towards that direction, until Iron Lore messed it up in SS, so Relic had to make Spess Marheens the winners in DC.

  • Orks don't have very imaginative titles for themselves eh?

  • what is a WAAAGH?

  • A WAAAGH is a massive ork invasion that is almost impossible to stop if not stopped quickly.

  • a waagh is actually a group of orks whos ppsychic energy has pooled together the more orks the stronger the waagh the stronger the waagh the stronger the orks its basically a snowball effect that sometimes can lead to entire systems being smoked

  • Waaagh ("War") Ork battlecry. Massive Ork invasion/migration. (as prefix) "We are" or "tribe of".

    The power that Orkz create that allows them to make all the tech and superstitions they have work (for example, Red Vehicles DO go faster than lets say... a black one)

  • Wow that second fire dragon that got smashed sounded like it got DESTROYED badly.

  • i think you should be able to buy Warlord Gorgutz as a special character so he can fight alongside Ghazghull thraka and cut a swath in the enemy ranks

  • thats a loooooooooooooooot of orcs, dont you agree, BigDickCheney?

  • GOrgutZ the "Ghost Killa" WHO YOU GONNA CALL!!!?

  • hmm i think Gorgutz had a big pile of pointy stiks by the time Soulstorms events happened..

  • Feel free to condemn me for this, but I feel that even though Gorgutz conquered an entire system in Soulstorm, the ending for Dark Crusade was more fulfilling.

    Not to mention, this ending just seems to be of a higher quality than Soulstorm too.