The One Tasteless Joke That Killed Artosis

[richisnang1]

is it just me or is tasteless really hard to understand

long live day9!

[hellopellos]

@richisnang1 day9 is extremely narcissistic

[PatrickSmithPhD]

@hellopellos - No, that's not necessarily true. Simply because he presents himself like that to the public and his viewers doesn't mean that he really is that way. Keep in mind that he is first and foremost an entertainer and entertainers do often act like him.

[hellopellos]

@PatrickSmithPhD

I don't think anyone understands that he has a niche following and doesn't really appeal to the mainstream. He basically just fits this role of super pumped nerd that loves to hear his own voice and ideas.

[tonydanteye]

Artosis laugh was hilarious. I mean the joke itself was funny, but his voice cracked and he absolutely flipped out just made everything funnier.

[eldoret420]

Only one pylon powering brain

[TheKierensaysmaybe]

Press 2.

DEAR GOD PRESS IT.

[lolzxDrofl]

is this LAUGHING WTF IS THIS?

[shadowtygo]

Kids, stop bitching on an SC video it's rucking fetarded..

[dniceo7]

@shadowtygo says the guy that bitched in 3 separate comments in a row...

[shadowtygo]

@dniceo7 Because I'm trying to stop it, the only way I can.

[dniceo7]

@shadowtygo personally, I don't know how there could be anything but love, peace, and the sound of children laughing on anything that tastosis touches!

[Haseo190]

they both have beiber hair, lol.

[Korpandor]

@Haseo190 Pretty much every korean guy in that age has.

[blueandwhite01]

Artosis is an absolute knobhead, SHUT UP WITH YOUR STUPID FAKE LAUGH!

[ArmoredBlaster]

it sounds like he is crying XD

[n33rone]

fat asian, WHAT THE FUCK

[ImLegend932]

Artosis..... *Massive face palm*

[depresix]

0:06 left one looks like an ugly fat girl and right one looks like fuckin gay

[morrow71]

@depresix I'm gay. What do you mean?

[shadowtygo]

@morrow71 you faggot.

[morrow71]

@shadowtygo I am a faggot. Anything else you'd like to say?

[shadowtygo]

@morrow71 You're also gay.

[Xytaglyph]

@depresix i really want to punch you right now

[depresix]

@Xytaglyph Come here freaking nolifer and I will punch in ur nolife head.

[wtfhackszwtf]

@depresix great comeback spend all night thinking of that one

[shadowtygo]

@depresix You 12 year old.

[AbduCola]

The titles works on many levels, cuz it literally is a tasteless joke

[Hsdimes]

Roflmao @artosis laughing ^^

[durandol]

Poor Artosis, the way he sounds here,

I can't tell if he's laughing or if his intestines are being liquified.

[chubb68]

and that's why he's called tasteless

[brigbjones]

the reason it's funny is that during the breaks sometimes casters like to give each other a word that they have to work into the normal flow after commercial. this is to break up the monotony of standard analogies and 2 dimensional word-craft. apparently the "IT" word was "Viagra". this is why tasteless says "you weren't ready for that one were you?" @ 0:20

[EARPproductions]

@brigbjones wow that actually makes sense O_O

[herpderpmonkey]

@brigbjones it's like a verbal version of chicken!

[hakonatli]

@brigbjones I used to play that game when I worked in an ISP help center. Try working the word elephant into a conversation with a straight face with 3 giggling nerds around you. Not possible :D

[juju52291]

@brigbjones it doesn't have anything to do with that. It's just funny because building ships in bottles would be considered (by some) to be a lame/elderly thing to do and for Tasteless to jump to the conclusion that his old teacher had trouble 'performing' based on that was just ridiculous. I think this is just a case of the masses not understanding that type of humor. I, personally, thought the joke was funny, Artosis' reaction aside.

[jsnpark]

Artosis rocking dat downsyndrome swag

[jamesclews233]

Totally random joke caught artosis off guard, there is no logic behind the joke. It's stupid and that's why its funny.

[caloreen1992]

@jamesclews233 you're wrong sorry, see top comments.

[jamesclews233]

@caloreen1992 first my post was 2 days ago as a posed to top comments 1 day ago so why would i stalk the comments i was giving my opinion -_- second im not that far off considering top comment said artosis wasn't ready for that joke tasteless said it and guess what i said it... random joke caught him off guard and he wasn't ready for it. It's still stupid its still funny the only thing i was wrong about is the "no logic" so don't feel compelled to correct my opinion when im close to right.

[ctsincebay]

It makes no sense.

[keme989]

I think Artosis was trying to make sarcastic joke but then when tasteless laugh too , it turn to real laugh. Happen everytime.

[MrGrizmint]

i would like to hear artosis's explanation as to why he thinks it is so funny

[GGEzRa1]

"I went there, I did that" - Tasteless

[emilos911]

btw press 2 for the amazing laugh! :D

[emilos911]

i've watched this... 50 times +.. And it still cracks me up

[herpderpmonkey]

I'm glad the Korean producers who run GSL can't understand the tomfoolery of Tastosis!

[RedZone231]

I thought the title meant that Artosis told a tasteless joke, not that some guy called Tasteless told a funny joke

[mortalkolton]

The joke is funny because Tasteless is implying that the guy uses his penis to build the boats, hence the Viagra punchline. Just so everyone knows

[ltsjack]

@mortalkolton Can't tell if sarcasm, or just fucking retarded.

[AlpinKirkonen]

@mortalkolton oh that's what he's saying

[TheAndiePerson]

Did Artosis start laughing or crying/dying?

[bukk3t]

wtf

[WorshipInTruth]

Artosis went full retard. I am glad that he is so easily pleased.

[jfarzadkish]

Tasteless went there.  He did that

[TheGazro]

i wish i could see his voice during this hahaha

[kalala111]

joke about raising the mast?

[zirius89]

Artosis going full retard.....

[Entar0adum]

0:12 LMFAo fakest laugh ive ever heard

[megaphone69]

I love artosis. Mostly for the laugh.

[auscaliber1]

The joke, I'm pretty sure, comes from the fact people say "whatever floats your boat". Which of course has a sexual connotation. And what comes out of bottles? Pills. So boats and bottles? Either that or.. who the hell knows.

[irsheft]

@auscaliber1 "whatever floats your boat" has no sexual connotation (at least in USA). It was a joke about "raising the mast"

[Hoihoijooah]

can this be montage?

[ProVODs]

I used to think this joke was funny, then I took a viagra to the knee

[shetmin]

haha is that his real laugh! looool

[LasseLundster]

He just meant that building boats in bottles means you're old as hell.

[blackcloud157]

if you dont get this joke..... you take viagra

[SyvakK]

The joke is that in Cialis commercials, people do "antiquing" etc.

In this case he builds boats in bottles.

[dujl]

Does anyone even find this joke that funny?

[Jojojojof]

jjakji vs. Leenock...

[0kazaki]

hahahahhahahahahhah

[kantastisk]

is this funny? I can't tell.

[Te4RHyP3]

"I'm in fetal position !"

"I went there and did that"

Every night ;)

[Takerfan57]

Jjakji fighting! Winning the GSL against Leenock man! Yeah! <3

[EARPproductions]

i just realized... november code s finals will be a rematch of this! wow! hope artosis dies of laughter on air during the finals like this.

[fezan84]

LOL didn't really dig the joke but totally dug artosis nearly dying of laughter.

[frwtr1968]

lol, audio translater "participants will feature related law firms as well, yourself with myself because of this guy's six black"

[JeffWatersRules]

Hhm Day9 is cooler =\

[kenz0r1337]

@JeffWatersRules Day[9] is über cool! But Tastetosis are a bit cooler when you get to know them <3

[brad0544]

WHAT the FUCK

[HePJuBBuJ]

its because his shit could fit in the boat and viagra is referring to like the shit actually getting up and like making the boat inside the bottle

[cprone]

Repeatedly press 3. You're welcome.

[XxSoulRazoRxX]

hahahahaha

[thenebbishroute]

Not funny.

[devastator06]

they shjould have showed the tastosis cam

[lanicidem]

ive watched this about 8 times now in the last 24 hours

[Animetic]

@EARPproductions Oh now I hear it, thanks.

[Animetic]

What did tasteless say? I didn't get the joke ):

[EARPproductions]

@Animetic tasteless: "i had some high school teacher who like built boats in bottles. he always talked about it in class, and all i'm thinking is like: his guy... takes viagra."

[musicaddicted777]

@EARPproductions this guy

[drkmercenary]

I'm not sure if I got the joke correctly. Is Tasteless implying that only old people build boats in bottles and mixing it with how old people need viagra to...get it up?

[EARPproductions]

@drkmercenary that's about what as much sense as i could made out of it. i was more impressed with artosis's laugh though XD gotta hand it to the man. guy pulls no stops, laughing out of control on camera. for 30 full seconds :p

[EARPproductions]

@EARPproductions well on speaker -_- i guess... no camera.

[EARPproductions]

@EARPproductions MIC. ON MIC... geesus.

[CptSteiner]

@EARPproductions Im pretty sure there was a Viagra commercial years back where an old dude was building those bottled boats while he was narrating. Guess it's either an inside joke about that commercial or Artosis was just ready to lose it over anything...

[MarioBrosClassic]

@drkmercenary no. tasteless never said anything about old people....so you understood the joke....all he said was his teacher talked alot about building boats in class....you put together in your mind that he is an old man...he then said "this guy takes viagra" and thats the joke because old people do dem wan ya c?

[WastedGunner]

@drkmercenary I believe he is implying that a man that cares this much about a hobby like this is probably impotant. And requires prescribed drugs in order to copulate.

[AntiNubDevice]

@drkmercenary A nickname for an erection is wood.. Boats in bottles, pretty much always made of wood... Viagra comes in a bottle... Viagra gives you an erection... Wood in a bottle! Helpful? =)

[XxNovaz]

@drkmercenary Actually there was a Viagra commercial in which the older gentleman was building a boat. I think that would be around the appropriate time in which he was in highschool, depending on how older he is than his brother.

[70meters]

@phadedlife why are you so jelly

[phadedlife]

Why the fuck do people like this god damn moron?

[lanicidem]

oh god i wish i could see his face XD

[pete275]

so Artosis is a cryer

[JMcLaurin]

Sounded like an orgasm

[RedSaint83]

Boats in bottles. You have to raise the masts inside the bottles, and that picture might have been what made artosis laugh. Also, if he wasn't impotent he probably wouldn't spend so much time making boats in bottles.

[strills1234]

Is this cunt being born?

[Sagiy21]

‟I had some high school teacher who, like, built boats in bottles.

He always talked about it in class, and all I'm thinking is, like,

"This guy... takes viagra."„

[JOBOB335]

why the fuck does artosis just randomly go insane all the time

[BforBryan]

You should never go full retard.

[athox]

Artosis got pylown'd.

[gonrico]

What the fuck

[ralphanator4]

@gonrico The teacher was talking about boats in bottles in class and tasteless thought " This guy takes viagra"

[Abina91]

i don't get it

[DFag0]

@Abina91 Maybe when you're older :)

[darkside50]

@Abina91

Probably because you arent very smart.

[kleash]

@Abina91

Stick your flaccid dick into the bottle, take viagra and what do you get? That's how I interpret it at least.

[MsYouareWRONG]

Artosis is broken...

[Fyreswing]

YOU BROKE ARTOSIS

[sxyspaz]

it's funny, but also so painful to hear. I'm not sure if i accept it because i love artosis or if it's genuinely funny for him to go full retard

[jerwin100]

not sure faking a laugh or really laughing.

[poopfartpenis]

I LOVE IT WHEN HE GOES FULL RETARD LOL

[TheMids87]

Some laughs you dont know if its a fake laugh or a real laugh, this is one of those examples

[boggster15]

I don't get the original joke though lol.. what do boats in bottles have to do with viagra?

The reactions is still hilarious though.

[athox]

@boggster15 explaining it ruins the joke. and you being 15 (allegedly) should know it.

[klerasmod]

@athox not understanding the joke ruins the joke also.

[DrFuzzyBaIlz]

@athox explain the joke to me, i couldnt really hear it clearly either.

[athox]

@DrFuzzyBaIlz See it as another way of saying "he's old and boring". Except with a totally unexpected twist.

[DrFuzzyBaIlz]

@boggster15 i dont get it either. I always get dirty jokes, i make normal stuff into dirty jokes so this is new to me.

[SirRoxen]

Oh Artosis. You made my day.

[Zimero1]

It sounds like Artosis has been shot.

[WarMonk0]

He said: "The teacher built boats in bottles..."

[Aimtofflan]

Haha, fucking insane laugh!

[xvegeta]

you never go full retard!

[AnetteOlzonForever]

ahahahaha fucken tastosis, lost my shit when I saw this live, lost it again just now ahahaha

[BelaFleckPhan]

who the fuck laughs like that haha

[dookiefacee]

what he say?

[foxd3n]

Now I know what sound a baboon makes when a guinea pig is inserted by force into his anus.

[malle33758]

".. and all i could think of.. this guy takes viagra."

[masterchiappa]

It's funny because I didn't even get the joke

[Draenix572]

@masterchiappa

How do you not get it....

[kirilliz]

what did he say? the teacher built boats?! Oo

[NotPalatial]

@kirilliz Built boats in bottles.

[GOBLUEBOY777]

Artosis's laugh is about as good as day[9]'s laugh

[DeflowSC2]

HAHAHA HE DIED, Oh god that is hilarious, sounds like he is dying.

[The1stJesusMachine]

ahhh i love em lol

[BlazingShana]

Tasteless went there and did that.

[cmvcmv]

Artosis went full retard.

[HaRveHHH]

@cmvcmv again..

[AEgamesFtw]

@cmvcmv y-y-y-yoouu m-m-m-m-m-maa-ake m--mee h-aaaappee

[HDAlexDo]

0:09 Artosis orgasm