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  • I was always waiting for the one day they managed to get Hugh Jackman to do a cameo and it turns out that Dr. Cox was actually his biggest fan. Because the irony would have been awesome.

  • The way Dr. Cox says: "Dimensions"

  • lol! The UN and every hybrid car! Amen to that Dr. Cox!

  • Jeff, that Wiggle who sleeps too darn much!

  • Not saying Cox's rant and JD's wolverine line weren't great, but Kelso's "fantastic....get off my face" was pure gold.

  • Dr Cox's best moment ever EVER

  • Proceed unmolested =D

  • you'd have to be mad to tell heather graham to get off your face

  • 'please, please, please, please,please, please, please, please'

    procede un-molested

    XD lol

  • fantastic get off my face

  • It's be great if McGinley and Jackman had to present an award together at the Oscars or Emmys, or some other awards show.

  • Dr. cox , we comin' for you NIGGA

  • Love the way he says 'dimensions'.

  • So is he saying JD is the best thing or the worst.#.... confusion

  • The two funniest guys on the show are played by Irish Americans-Dr Cox and The Janitor

  • @guyfihi Nope. You gotta speak like a leprechaun to be irish.

  • everything evrything evrything evrything evrything evrything evrything evrything evrything... EVERYTHING THAT EXISTS!

  • "proceed unmolested."

    oh dear.

  • I laughed so much a huge spit globule flew out of my mouth

  • whos the fuuuuuunnnnnyyy guy???????

  • How does he say "everything" so quickly!! hahaha

  • Why does Dr. Cox hate Hugh Jackman, he's awesome!

  • how dare he

  • pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease­pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease­pleaseplease

  • I find hilarious at the fact that, what was the point of all that rant I mean... hahaha

  • "fantastic, now get off my face..."  ...nickel for every time ive heard that

  • "But Hugh Jackman's wolverine... how dare he."

    =))) hahah

  • Hugh Jackman should riff a list of things he doesn't care about and insert "Perry Cox" as the last item the next time he is at an award's show. That would be funny.

  • @MrConservative608 weve got a fan here?

  • What episode is it?

  • I loved how he said "undiscovered DIMENSIONS" lol

  • Proceed unmolested.

  • WAKE UP JEFF

  • I bearly caught what Cox's ranted.

  • @AwesomeFinder2 He was telling JD the things he cares little about like their last week together

  • Please put the like button please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please

  • i don't understand how JD can hold his laugh when Cox is saying ''everything everything everything everything everything''

  • no wonder the janitor made JD's time there a living hell he put the penny in the door and this smh lol

  • jeff was my favorite wiggle!!!

  • I bet cox hated X-Men: First Class JUST because the wolverine cameo, probably wouldve walked out the room as soon as he saw hugh jackman

  • " Yeeees, my Lady " MADE MY DAY ! 0:34

  • hugh jackmans wolverine, how dare he

  • Proceed unmolested ROFL!

  • Fantastic get off my face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • But if Dr. Cox cared as little for everything in the solar system as for JD's last week of residency then he would care for example as much for Jordan as for JD's last week of residency, right? :P

  • @Ikheetchris1 Yeah, they kinda fucked up on that one. In the first part, he was talking about caring as little about something, then at some point flipped to talking about things he cares more about.

  • Hugh jackman is wolverine !

    How dare he ! LOL

  • haha i love how you can tell how much zach wants to laugh :)

  • this is EPIC! everyone who watches scrubs knwos THIS rant of Dr. Cox, right?

  • Verizon product placement

  • @shadmanahmed123 I didn't notice, so it failed :P

  • Planet

    Everything in the Solar System

    Everything, Everything, Everything, Everything, Everything, Everything, Everything that EXISTS!

    Past, Present, and Future in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions.

    ...Oh, and Hugh Jackman."

    XDDDDDDDDD

  • "I suppose I could rip a list of things I care as little about as our last week together, let me see: Low Carb Diets Michel Morr The Republican National Convention Cabbala and all Cabbala related products High Def T.vs The Bush Orders Wireless Hotspots The O.C The U.N Recycling Getting Punked Danny Cans The Latin Grammies The Real Grammies Jeff that wiggle who sleeps to darn much The Yankie's payroll All the Red States All the Blue States Every Hybrid Car Every Talkshow host Everything in the
  • lol...is there an episode where he actually explains why he hates Hugh Jackman so much?? Just wondering lol.

  • pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease­pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease­pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease­pleasepleasepleaseplease

  • GIMENSIONS! XD

  • Watching this in 1911 makes me LOL, it fits so much haha :D

  • In typical YouTube comment fashion:

    * Insert Cox's entire rant here exactly as it appears in the video*

  • @ThePedMeister I suppose I could riff a list of things that I care as little about as our last week together. Lemme see, uhh... Low-carb diets. Michael Moore. The Republican National Convention. Kabbalah and all Kabbalah-related products. Hi-def TV, the Bush daughters, wireless hot spots, 'The O.C.', the U.N., recycling, getting Punk'd, Danny Gans, the Latin Grammys, the real Grammys. Jeff, that Wiggle who sleeps too darn much! The Yankees payroll, all the red states, all the blue states,

  • @ThePedMeister , every hybrid car, every talk show host! Everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, everything everything everything everything everything everything - eve - everything that exists - past, present and future, in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions... Oh! And Hugh Jackman.

    Thought you might enjoy that :-P

  • @ThePedMeister Exactly as it appears in the video? HAH. Most of the idiots who try to copy it get words mixed up, or lost!

  • I'd love Molly on my face :P

  • love how kelso face doesnt change

  • lol how Dr Cox says dimensions XD lol

  • Proceed unmolested?! LOL Gotta love the janitor.

  • lol hugh jackman is wolverine...how dare he

  • lol hugh jackman...how dare he

  • haha cox really hates hugh jackman

  • Love this show.

  • Jeff the wiggle that sleep just too much

  • please please please please please please please please please lol

  • 9 people proceeded molestead

  • @Chucktaylorninja molested

  • 10 x everything and everything exists :D

  • ROFL!!! Dr. Cox is a freaking amazing actor and HAHAHA 'how dare he'

  • Hey guys, everyone do this:

    Keep pressing right arrow while you watch this vid, and then press right arrow.

    Now you are playing snake. Enjoy.

  • Heather Graham can sit on my face.....

  • Dr. Cox: Oh.....and Hugh Jackman

    Oh!! No You Didn't!!

  • i'll say it, i would never tell heather graham to get off my face

  • faaaaan tastic

  • It's actually ridiculously amazing acting from John McGinley... Try saying that rant... So hard lol

  • Fantastic get off my face

  • I wish she'd hold my face.... xDDDD

  • Hugh Jackman AWAY!!!!

  • You know I just realized something, SCRUBS IS THE BEST SHOW EVER!!

  • hahaha the wiggle that sleeps too much lmao

  • did he say "proceed unmolested"?

  • @kenny102792 Yes... yes he did...

  • I love Hugh Jackman more than life itself xD

  • LMFAO!!! This is one of the reasons why I love this show <3 !!

  • "Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob!" "Fantastic...get off my face." i love him...so much xD

  • "fantastic... get off my face."

  • Did anyone else notice that the Janitor said, "Proceed un-molested." I thought that was a little odd...

  • @RachaelxDepp

    Molested: to bother, interfere with, or annoy.

  • @CptChaos47 molested ALSO means: to make indecent sexual advances to.

    I'm sure your definition was the one used in this context, but theres still that little thought in the back of my head yelling, "RAPE!"

  • @RachaelxDepp Yes, I'm aware of that definition, but that's not the context of that scene.

  • I hate Hugh Jackman

  • @Hutcarlingos Amen bro my gf is cruoppted by him

  • DR COX WOULD KICK HUGHS ASS! xD

  • @tubeyoukonto that might be true if in real life hugh jackman werent a badass, and dr cox in real life weren't a sensitive guy who doesn't like the word retard and retarded

  • @ringmaster316ms

    nothing wrong with being sensitive, alot of people think hugh jackman is gay btw.

  • @sidian86 maybe, but when you are concerned with the harmful effects of words, there's a problem. much more real threats to our physical person out there than someone calling us a mean name.

  • dr cox forever!:D <3

  • HOW DARE HE DISRESPECT WOLVERINE!

  • Proceed unmolested. I love the Janitor!!!

  • bob bob bob bob - fantastic :D

  • Did he say he didn't care about Hi-Def tv? Poor guy..

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  • what's the episode?

  • 1 minute 41 of pure hilarity

  • "proceed unmolested" 

  • The Coxian is crashed

  • everyeveryeveryeveryeveryevery­everyeveryeveryeveryeveryevery­everyeveryeveryeveryeveryevery­everyeveryeveryeveryeveryevery­everyeveryeveryeveryeveryevery­everyeveryeveryeveryeveryevery­everything that exist, oh and hugh jackman

  • pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease­pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease­pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease­pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease­pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease­pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease­pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease­pleasepleaseplease

    proceed un-molested ROLF, I love scrubs

  • Jeff that wiggle who sleeps too darn much...

    xD

  • Lmao!!!

    "Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please......"

    "Proceed un-molested."

    *Crushed soul*speaks with cracked voice*

    "Hugh Jackman's Wolverine.......How dare he!"

  • lol the way he pronounces dimensions

  • @Kuckyoufiy kinda like... gymnentions

  • classic moment!!!!

  • yes my lady..loooooll

  • I dont understand.

  • jeff the wiggle that sleeps too darn much?!?!  HES AWESOME!

  • bob bob bob bob bob bob

    fantastic.

    Get of my face!

  • I would never, ever.. ever... tell her to get off my face. Even if I were drowning in her.

  • i feel like dr cox, hugh jackman comes after EVERYTHING that exist and everything that dont exist and everything that will maybe exist

  • fantastic, get off my face

  • I'd give my left nut to tell her to get off my face : P

  • @Bloodshotbuddah Id give my face to tell her to get off my nuts XD

  • Dr. Cox is fucking awesome!

  • pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease­pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease­pleaseplease

  • I was really hoping they would bring Hugh in for a guest appearance just to see how Cox would react

  • @joetheanglo that would have been awesome

  • HOW DARE HE!!!

  • `yes, my lady??` ;p Cox is cool;D

  • whats the back story behind the hugh jackman hatred?

    id heard it was something like he was going for a part and hugh jackman got the role instead or something.

    anyone know?

  • @RenegadeMaster07 According to yahoo answers (hell yeah) he hates because he's too good at everything :)

  • @RenegadeMaster07 its because the creator Bill Lawrence envies the actor's talent.

  • hugh jackman is wolverine... how dare he :D

  • That would be my response ... well, either that or, "But Hugh Jackman's so hot."

  • Hugh jackman rules!!!

  • "Hugh Jackman is Wolverine. How dare he?" lol I LOVE J.D.

  • Bob bob bob bob bob bob

    Excellent - get off my face

  • please please please please please

    ...

    Proceed unmolested.

  • Hugh Jackman is great!!!

    i like his haircut as wolverine

  • Season ????

  • Why would you smack the exit sign? :|

  • ! Everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, everything everything everything everything everything everything - eve - everything that exists - past, present and future, in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions. Oh! And Hugh Jackman.

  • Jeff, that Wiggle who sleeps too darn much! The Yankees payroll, all the red states, all the blue states, every hybrid car, every talk show host! Everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, everything everything everything everything everything everything - eve - everything that exists - past, present and future, in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions. Oh! And Hugh Jackman.

  • AJ: Why does Dr. Cox hate Hugh Jackman?

    McGINLEY: I think it's because the creator of the show just can't stand how talented he is. Hugh Jackman is just too talented. For him to have won a Tony, he's Wolverine, and he's deadly good-looking. He's a great athlete, he can sing and he can dance. That's too much for Billy (Lawrence) to process.

  • You know what would be funny?

    If Hugh Jackman actually guest-starred on this show!!!

  • Is there an actual reason of why Dr. Cox hates Hugh Jackman?

  • its cause dr cox was supposed to play wolverine, but hugh jackman got the part instead

  • @WillBNunn I think its a joke between the cast, that Bill Lawrence is jealous of Hugh Jackman's acting skill, not sure if its true, but thats what i read somewhere, or saw on some behind the scenes interview, i dont remember.

  • its the best in the last episode of the series, when JD gives Cox a giant book of all Cox's rants he's ever made to him. This one is in it. Word for Word.

  • @vserg1908 actually the one in the last one is shorter

  • Oohh and Hugh Jackman. HAHAHAHA SOO FUNNY

  • how dare he - love it

  • JD and cocks......... Dr.Cox must laugh

  • Wow, i actually watched that whole video :o

    I noticed i didnt remember a word about what COCKS was saying until "oh.. and Hugh Jackman" ::D

  • LOL JD and Cocks train .

  • OMG! hilarious it's like he hates everyhting on earth...but espically Jackman!

    i would say the same thing J.D did "but he's Wolverine!"

  • proceed unmolested

    lol

  • who doesn't like wireless hotspots? :S

  • Hugh Jackman ist Wolverine. Was erlaubt der sich!

  • @Prolo40: echt mal. aber bei einem englischen video solltest du auf englisch kommentieren.

  • HOW DARE HE INDEED!