Dane Cook Door Kicker

[Emersonkid21]

My door has been knocked off its hinges ....... God danmit Dane stop kicking down my door !!!

[BunnyRocks5]

btw dane we all want to be that at one point in time :P

[BunnyRocks5]

Hey Dane Coke i hear a fuckin hump back whale

[Patrtickgilligan]

I WANT A DIVORCE..........why did he kick the closet door ?

[BottleRocket380]

I can so go for bacon and eggs anytime lol

[TheRraigulator]

man the two top comments are basically the same so its my time to shine!!!

ahamm

boobies

[Kamalamalani]

"noth-nothing seems to be missing but there is a lava lamp here now.." I JUST DIED.!

[500gypsy]

only people who watched the "crying" video can really get the joke at 8:9 haha XD

[xXBeastfromdaEastXx]

dammit i couldnt hear this video over the sound of that damn humpback whale!!

[ChristineDaee1]

not the NORM??? wtc is THAT??!!??

[misswildcat115]

@ChristineDaee1 Posts like this make me want to crawl into a dark corner and weep until I dehydrate myself.

[ChristineDaee1]

@misswildcat115 LO HO-SA HERRR

[ItsThePhilosoraptor]

@misswildcat115 Yes.

[BlackDiamond0562]

@ChristineDaee1 It means normal its short for it. Don't listen to the other guy he's just a pretentious douche bag. No worries though you know what it means now :D

[ChristineDaee1]

@BlackDiamond0562 aww thanks! your so sweet!

[ChristineDaee1]

"I DONT LIKE ADVENTURES! what?" "im doin' a B&E" 

[ChristineDaee1]

LOL!!! "and he turned to me and went, "PHH PHHH PHHHHH PHHHHH i-i dont know what that means but im doing it..." XD

[Justkidding277]

B&E-Bacon and Entering?

[DeGoodChannel]

dane cook is so fucking funny LOL and DAMN U SHOULNT BE WEARING UR FAVORITE SHIRT TO A B/E

[purpleshocks]

Dane should have his own TV show. Then I might actually go out and buy one XD There'd be a shirt with the image of beads on it that says, "KICK THIS". I'd wear it.

[malmal790]

37 People Didnt Do Their Best

[skyerohlfs]

if you hear a hump back whale then tell me, ill stop. lmfaooooooooooooooo

[ProfessorMcLovin]

Husband, Wife, Young Adopted Son David.

[WhiteTwilightWolf]

I love the guy who yelled out "Bull shit!" on 5:04

[metalhead12295]

31 ppl had there beads stolen

[Canada4126]

why would he want those beads? O_O

[teehee5709]

helariousssssss

[KairiTheChipette78]

he kicked a door an he liked it! the taste of it's wooden chap stick!

[MrExxpressman]

This is the funniest Dane Cook joke of all time

[phoenixrider3217]

. Yes, they are called cars the world is full of them your going to hear them for the rest of your life .If you hear a humpback whale, tell me that S**t then I will stop.

[snowsnow221133]

another fucking door! that is the ninth god damn door this year what is going on?! if i dont find out within this year i want a divorce!

[MrSchmiggi]

31 people wore their favorite shirt on a fuckin B&E.

[505DubSMG505]

I got a divorce because of this man...

[thfpt]

8:00 good impression of a truly anguished man.

[thfpt]

The yell at 8:00 always gets me. That's the yell of a truly anguished man.

[watchmyshows5]

rofl

[shianneluv]

wear yhur second faveorite shirt yhew dunce!

[v7t2]

so that's what happened to my front door and closet...

oh... that Dane is a silly bitch...

[MrZaz10]

I can always do bakon and eggs thats fuckin delicious

[TheKassandra42]

I WANNA A DIVORCE!!!!!!!! HE TOOK THE FUCKING BEADS

[girlgotgame3211]

i wanna kick a door now thumbs upp if ur with me :D

[tucctwn520]

@girlgotgame3211 im down haha

[DeucesWild91]

30 people who experienced the same situation!!!

[kab20402]

"do you think they took the batteries?? They replaced the good batteries with shitty, half assed batteries." LOL!

[BulldogorBlackwatch]

I DID MY BEST, I DID MY BEST. DON'T FUCKIN TOUCH ME!

[semperfisniper1]

boom bada boom di ba baam

[FMFDaniela1]

vroom bada bi bada dam :)

[indyandsam]

30 people like comedy of a higher calibre

[BettyBlowtorchRocks]

lmao i'm so not surprizd he wnted to be a crim!!!

[codawgxx]

robert sounds like chuckie from rugrats

[dinosauriss]

ANOTHER FUCKIN DOORR! WHT IS GOING ON!! HE TOOK THE FUCKIN BEADS!!!!!!!

[lawenc]

29 people never wanted to do a crime

[Edgeworthscravat]

29 people had their beads stolen

[TheCoLlInGs07]

29 people heard a humpback whale!

[fi8er1one]

I'm that david you asshole !!!

:P

[DevilGurl2539]

29 people don't like Bacon and eggs :3

[Remembadaname55]

is robert gay?

[Tyem310]

3:39-3:40 XD

[LoyalPatriot1775]

HE STOLE THE FUCKING BEADS!!!!!!!!!!

[MarissaAtTheDisco]

NOT THE BEADS!DD:

[zeldalink252]

i still want bacon and eggs though...

[ac0064]

OMG last 3 min. funny as HELL

[ac0064]

OMG 4:00 LOL

[ac0064]

OMG 3:40 LOL

[spamman09]

8:00, funny as hell



[TheLaxstar24]

29 people's remote batteries died!

[MrKevinatorMann41]

29 people can't figure out what they stole.

[zeldalink252]

i want bacon and eggs now,enybody else want some

[QuintonAdams3511]

lol i just kicked my neibors door in a minute ago...lol like chuck norris kicked the shit outta it

[Juillardl]

@QuintonAdams3511 Why?

[QuintonAdams3511]

@Juillardl o_o because i love b&e's xD

[TheWundaboi]

My heart go 'Bugadababidybaba' too

[BitterSweet107]

29 people got their door kicked by Dane! XP haha

[Lazer77]

Dude someone broke into my house over the weekend, NOTHING was gone and I swear its been driving me absolutely insane trying to figure out what is missing...I CAN'T FIND IT...but I KNOW someone was in here, big muddy foot prints from a shoe I do not own!

[ninjasrok1]

@sonicandamyinlove  HA me too.XD

[HalfMoonxJayfeather]

29 people lived in that house.

[remboy3000]

- ARE YOU WATCHING, DOOR KICKER!?!

*Jumps down from the roof and lands in front of him*

- Yeah

lol

[LMAFO309]

29 people are just gay

[oscar0987321]

29 people are like Robert.

[tupelohoney2000]

29 people wore their favorite shirt

[jmazeiatsleep]

dane should burn the house down

[khsharroun]

i think that dane cook might have ad.hd. because he was like screaming his lungs out

[werewolfgirl212]

29 people got a divorce because their door was kicked in.

[TheMarsapo]

Thumbs up if this makes you kick a door in. :D

[ThatGingeYouKnow]

the 29 ppl are related to the family who door got kicked in.......

[Leafheart12]

LMAO

[buckoswald]

husband, wife, young adopted son david

[mythmanjay]

I wonder if he woulda done all that if he were married

[11kadams]

28 people got caught doing a b&e

[redfangninja]

I think I am going to go steal a door now. Thumbs up if you don't want me kicking in your door and stealing it.

[redfangninja]

I think I am going to go steal a door now.

[MegaPivotmaster101]

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW*don't touch me*AWWWWWWWWWWWW

[UGIxDEMONIC]

i bet that robert wantedto kick in the door and dane didnt want to go

[RebelAngel367]

HE STOLE THE FUCKING BEADS!

[UGIxDEMONIC]

@RebelAngel367

i would have kept the lava lamp

[RockTheBeat417]

u shouldve worn ur 2nd favorite shirt.

Ya duntz

[breakingXkalani]

omg that who kicked in our door lol

[shammmwoww]

note to self... remember to wear my 2nd favorite shirt during a B/E

[morrowind750]

28 people had their doors kicked in.

[pinkylover75]

if i ever find a stray door im gonna say" I GOT IT!" BAM!

[AmazingKidable]

The fact that he is a multi millionaire is still a question

[WolfGirl0001]

i wanna kick a door in now!

[bt91890]

You shouldn't be wearing your favorite shirt on a fucking B an E hahahaha

[giaissocoollike]

I d let him kick down my door any day :D

[hexoverload]

lmao funny shit

[Am0ngTheBest]

i thought after he kicked the door down he was gonna say Oh shit! this my house! fuck!!! >_<

[SakuraAvalonBleac25]

28 People Thought B&E was bacon and eggs :3

[Smallville357]

mkay...hes sorta funny but theres something a tad annoying about him. i dunno what it is....the humpback whale thing was funny....but other stuff is just a little overdone u know....dont shoot me O.O

[wr17ful]

but i liked this

[wr17ful]

i am the friend that wouldnt want to go

[nanooskyful]

28 people fell for the b&e trick or are like robert lol)

[kity19kat]

lol

[DUSKvsDAWN]

I wanna be a sexologist, good for you too?

[BlindingWisdom]

27 people want a divorce

[nbbroxs123]

that was my house.

[981Ethan]

WTF DID THEY TAKE thumbs up if u want a divorce

[Hockeyjeph88]

BEADS! I always thought he said beams! I was so confused!

[DRoseJr1502]

nothing seems to be missing but there is a lava lamp now HAHA!

[SSDecontrol94]

@Winterlovebee ha

[Tabrinaistocool]

26 people might have lived in that house. lol

[jarbydnjksd]

@Tabrinaistocool And deported a week after getting a divorce? D:

[Kristaa27]

26 were wearing their favorite shirt.

[mrsjohn098]

26 people have young adobted sons named David.

[bluestar3186]

i kicked my friends door down all the time to mess with them

[OneWay623]

26 people now have a lava lamp in their house

[Andrew127100]

@OneWay623 now its 28

[k9727]

@OneWay623 Now why would they be mad about that lol

[OneWay623]

@k9727 no reson but they would be like "oh shit dane's been in my house!!" *checks door*

[k9727]

@OneWay623 i'd be all like "Thank you dane~! No get the fuck outta my house!!"

[zeldalink252]

@OneWay623 INCLUDING ME

[OneWay623]

@zeldalink252 well fuck fuck hooray for you, get a life please and thank you^^

[zeldalink252]

@OneWay623 YOU GET A LIFE!!!!

[OneWay623]

@zeldalink252 my, my, how original. quite the poet you are

[zeldalink252]

@OneWay623 butthole...

[OneWay623]

first of all, you are the "butthole" for picking a fight with me in the first place, so dont even go there. anyway, this argument is pointless and im sorry if that makes you happy. can we end this now?

[Meadowella]

hes funny cause its so true:)

[sargennipple]

there was a closet right there blblblblblblblbl i kicked that shit in. WHOO!!

[jjones1284]

b slash e... i love him!! "its a quest, and im on it!"

[sickochallis11]

the vast majority of american comedy is shit. what is this bloke saying that has made him so famous, any one could do this. he doesn't say anything funny

[Tabrinaistocool]

@sickochallis11 u have to be american to truly understand it.

im jus fuckin w/ u. idk

[nevyn43110]

no



[TheMTBiker89]

Lmao, this video makes me want to do BAE!!!!

[SEANvsW0RLD]

#lol

[imkaitlyn11]

"Yeah, the world is full of 'em. Your going to hear alot of them. Tell me if you hear a humpback whale, i need to know that shit.''

LOL

[josephs636]

What the fuck did they take? I Wanna know? WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY (TAKE) THIS HOUSE???

[SMA2343]

#LOL

[PurpleZebraMusic2008]

dude i hear a car! dane: yes u are going to hear a lot of them for the rest of your life. now if you hear a hump backed whale thats strange and ill stop

hahahah love him :3

[snickerpuss91]

"I don't know what that means, but I'm doing it!"

:-D

[ultrakool]

i'm hungry. i'm going to denny's

[spoonyouful]

lol its like you walk in while ther in your house and your all like " AHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE CRAP GET OUT OF MY FREAKING HOUSE" and he is like ' ok alright i am sorry"

[ccmanmonc]

#LOL

[Twinsfan36]

Dude I hear a car!!! lol!

[grunnychan]

Now I want to kick a door down

[bacahonda31]

#1



[Jamezzz5k]

#LOL

[SuperSeanik]

I WANT A DIVORCE!

>:[

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[TheLittleCyberDog]

#LOL

[mrdrewirons]

At least half of everybody that says they dislike it probably laughed their asses off

[grimzombie204]

this is some funny ass shit lol i love it but there are a shit ton of people there

[grimzombie204]

his friend is a pussy lol

[jakeprince720]

25 ppl dont knw funny it it smacked them in the face.. cuz this is effin funny!!!

[fish4mepl0x]

Dane should have taken the door with him.

[santoys98]

@fish4mepl0x some one did cuz i saw a door out on the street that said yard sale and as we drove by everyone in the car was like,"now thats a sign" lol ~tre story lol~

[fish4mepl0x]

@santoys98 Oh wow. Now that classifies as awesome.

[santoys98]

@fish4mepl0x i know right lol

[fish4mepl0x]

@santoys98 Totally. Lol. XD

[hunterkiller232134]

I really like Dane's older stuff, but his new stuff just seems way too vulgar to be funny. I wish he'd go back to his observational humor with just a dash of the risque. That's what he was best at.

[justinkatz441]

DANE COOK IS COMEDY FOR RETARDS

[ilstatusx]

@justinkatz441 Hater?