amazing. i was jogging on quebec & saw that firetruck this morning. HYSTERICAL. that blackjack's hasn't been open for more than a few months now. i guess people are all getting desperate these days. he shoulda just walked up the street & stole from walmart or sam's if he was that hard up. smh
He apparently has a pizza fetish. I've heard that most pizzaophiles have a compulsion to cover themselves in sauce, cheese, and a variety of pizza toppings in order to obtain orgasmic pleasure. No knock it 'til you've tried it. :D
wow i guess thats the best story you can come up with when being caught red handed like this. pretty good cover story for someone who is stupid enough to end up like this. "someone beat me up and threw me onto the roof!?!?
"They beat him up and then threw him up on the roof" Only O.J could pull off a lie that horrible XD
jacksonjaryn 2 years ago
it's getting stronger and stronger when i get that feeling i need sexual healing come on baby
aquafishsoup 3 years ago
What a dummy, everyone knows when you break into a pizzeria through an oven vent you should be fully clothed! ...
BinkieMcFartnuggets 3 years ago 4
That dude lucked out, woww. Just imagine being him hearing the oven turn on, you know your fucked.
Bisson198 3 years ago 2
LOL... He was breaking in to get the dough..... Get it ? dough... bwhahhahaha
snowfan 3 years ago 5
*rolls eyes*
CelticDragon0 3 years ago
you should have saved that for a bakery burglary
would have been wayyyy better
clashdo 3 years ago
Turn the oven on!
Gina2NYC 3 years ago
*droops and shakes head*...
WeskJago 3 years ago
wow he could of died scary
clearwater04 3 years ago
lucky guy, he could've been cooked.
GAMEBOIMARCUS 3 years ago 3
wtf. what i don't get is why the hell was he naked when trying to rob a pizza place? lol dumb ass
krazyaznkid4 3 years ago 2
Looks like the streaker really had a craving for some pizza! Is this what's known as a raw video AP?
P3rf3ctStorm 3 years ago
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The worst is when you try that at a bank after closing hours. By the time they open up again the next day to find you, you're a skeleton.
BinkieMcFartnuggets 3 years ago
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BinkieMcFartnuggets 3 years ago
lmao what an idiot
dft1987 3 years ago
amazing. i was jogging on quebec & saw that firetruck this morning. HYSTERICAL. that blackjack's hasn't been open for more than a few months now. i guess people are all getting desperate these days. he shoulda just walked up the street & stole from walmart or sam's if he was that hard up. smh
upabittoolate 3 years ago
uPPITY:
WOW in Quebec! You lawn jockeys sure get around: Last week LA then before that Denver ! What do you suck cock on Amtrak ?
starcatcher7777 3 years ago
aha wow people try everything now days.
sushiyama1 3 years ago
ilmao
MizAlexandria 3 years ago
prob. a sex pervert looking to do something exhibitionistic in a pizza store
arequipa1 3 years ago
Thats so retarded!
If your going to do something bad why would you do it nude?
So freaking stupid!
They probably should have even helped him.
Who wants to break into a pizza place!?
Dumbass!
ParamoreRocs4evr 3 years ago
ha ha ha LOL
kevkro64 3 years ago
bake him in thepizza oven
1984IcameandIstayed 3 years ago
lmao,do they get stupider everyday????
c3t1f13dgoon 3 years ago
the level of stupid is always the same......they're just much more desperate.......
bl0000000000 3 years ago
I doubt he was trying to rob it...pizza shops don't have that much money kicking around, or anything worth stealing.
crephotos 3 years ago
i think he took his clothes off so he could spit on himself and try to wedge himself out. it's only a theory
truepaths 3 years ago
ummm... why was he naked?
minomeshank 3 years ago
He apparently has a pizza fetish. I've heard that most pizzaophiles have a compulsion to cover themselves in sauce, cheese, and a variety of pizza toppings in order to obtain orgasmic pleasure. No knock it 'til you've tried it. :D
P3rf3ctStorm 3 years ago 2
hahah
wow
AjayRaza 3 years ago
wow i guess thats the best story you can come up with when being caught red handed like this. pretty good cover story for someone who is stupid enough to end up like this. "someone beat me up and threw me onto the roof!?!?
zoemayne 3 years ago