Terrorist Pizza - The Jerky Boys

[profilercms]

my friend, this is not good business. I kill your fucking place! You do not give me business like this! This is classic.

[inyourfacedouchebag]

im fuckin cryin so hard

[avail1997]

WHATT!!! YOU KILL MY FAMILLY AND NOW TRY AND GIVE ME COUPON!!!!!! :D

[gonzisonsbc]

at 1:45 he says,"shut the fuck up" for no reason hahahahaha

[nathanjamesbaker]

I first heard this call back in 1994. It's probably the best Jerky Boys call ever. "SHUT THE FUCK UP! I KILL YOU!"

[mmistri2077]

my friend, this is not good business. you come late, then you don't gimme a REBATE.

[raverbud]

What can i do for you sir? xD

[thedradvocate]

yes..was yea!

[dimonstar]

rebate!

[theMEadb]

i love this. Its so funny!

[thedradvocate]

0:06 was yea!

[Herreken]

@thedradvocate Ha ha!



[vsiNgh420]

lmfao i love how at 1:45 the pizza guy doesn't say anything and he says "Shut di Fuck up" hahahahhaha

[jeffrey305able]

YES.....WAS YEA LOL!!!!!!!

[ninjinturdle7]

Probably a call to Hungry Howie's. That shit was always greasy as a racoon's diseased dick!

[aftereffects]

This is rubbish. Its not funny at all. Whoever did it should have got blown up in 9/11

[TimBTv]

@aftereffects ur probably iraqi

[2Emos1Razor]

@aftereffects lol you're an ignorant retard. get a sense of humor.

[BYOSProductions]

this never gets old haha

[Martinaskjaer]

I dont mind prankcall jokes, just think they have to be

1: funny (not just a guy threatning to kill someone else, especially a guy who is only trying to help)

2: Have any kind of smart, wit or atleast a good funny accent

This is just plain bad and boring

[AudioInklined]

@Martinaskjaer you're out of your fucking mind! This shits classic!

This is where the lame ass comedian with the puppets stole his character.

[Sismiques]

Shut the fuck up!

[TheAvgGuy]

not funny at all. just plain stupid. guy should have just called police once he said he was going to kill them. this is the epitome of stupid pranks.

[detlions76]

@TheAvgGuy hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hah

[mohammad0988]

hahahahhaah

[jackmioff100]

I love how a silly prank call inspires so much hatred on Youtube (as evidenced by the comments)

That's my kind of entertainment!! lmfao

[omalmike]

STFU



[DickButtKiss707]

this call is so much better with your video edits :)



[mulehead126]

lol you don't give me "rebate"

[Shoe3003]

great slideshow

[Superseadragon]

I miss pre-9/11 comedy. 

[Toxiliciousxbish]

may bin laden rot in pieces..lol

[derangedpranks]

Shut de fak ap!

[Shadecaster06]

YEAH! WAS YEAH!

[IchiDeux]

My daughter is sick

My wife is sick

and you talking about coupon?

[tonyAJ420]

"Shut the fuck up!"

"Are you alright?"

[blackforest995]

Funny as hell! this is the best of the jerky boys!

[xDARTHTIMMYx]

Ah the good old days prior to 9/11, then everybody got so sensitive. Thanks a lot, bin Laden.

[HuhJuh]

@xDARTHTIMMYx Don't blame bin laden, everyone knows it was bush himself.

[ruledbysecrecy123]

@HuhJuh shut the fuck up dude...you have no clue what happened...you're the reason why Al queda hates us prick!

[2Emos1Razor]

@ruledbysecrecy123 Al Qaeda was financed by the US

[ChicagoProdigy]

@HuhJuh Shut up you nutcase "Internet researcher."

[Aleque]

this is stupid.. poor pizza guy, if it were me i would answer back to this

[SophSoLucious]

I cry everytime I watch this. I can't handle it........beyond funny

[BloyruXD]

I KILL YOUR FUCKIN PLACE

[farinalover]

i mean 2:38

[farinalover]

donald duck at 3:38

[farinalover]

donald duck at 2:38

[LeGiiTXboxGamer]

shut the fuck up!

[farinalover]

no im going to bring you to court videomastamind for almost killing me with cookie monster at 2:43

[dallas2vabeach]

the first time i heard this i laughed so damn hard i was in tears, the jerky boys were classic funny!!!

[MrJD280897]

At 1:33 is the fat chick wearing panties??

[atruckinthelife]

not good business, 

[hephaestossux]

Have you guys ever checked out the guy's soundboard? Go to the website Realm of Darkness, look under soundboards, then search and click The Jerky Boys you'll see his soundboard named Terriorist Pizza Guy, which has his quotes like "shut the fuck up".

[Shoe3003]

@ hephaestossux

the Jerky Boys were two guys not just one

[g2gprosdotcom]

i dont want a coupon this pizza pie im sick im throwing up shut the fuck up ile kill your place

[rogimusprime]

My daughter is siiick, my wife is siiiick, and you talking 'bout coupon?!

[ha4247]

SHUT THE FUCK UP!

[xwojcik1]

shut the fuck up lol

[LADYGAGALOVER20]

I LAUGHED SO MUCH LOL

[MrOstman]

Was? Ich komme in dein Land- und ficke Dich! Dann wollen sehen wer der Missgeburt ist! Cehemme git! MrOstman

[Ebolacrash]

lol "I got the fucking pizza pie:

[MrOstman]

fick dich selber,du Missgeburt!

[TheSwaggman100]

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrSickWilly]

* breathing loudly...... Shut the FUCK UP!!!!!

[danieljh]

Cookie monster at the end.......ROFLMAO

[WaddyCPGA]

Classic.

[halo7]

THE PICTURES ARE HILARIOUS!!!

[TheResidualEcho]

epic win!

[sandman45lam]

u can here them laughing

[bigfloseph]

i kill you i kill you fuckin coupon

[ri394]

yes, was YEAH!!! HHAHAHAHAHA

[mistical528]

1:33!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHA

[gregorybrian]

Oh my God! I nearly chocked with laughter! Tears streaming down the face! Oh God! My stomach muscles are killing me!

[KuNgFuPoWeRfUl]

Shut da fuck ima kill your fucking place HAHAHAHAHA

[Beastudios]

The pizza guy must've been traumatized for at least a week.

Hard to believe this prank call was made before 9/11.

[Rhiannon0423]

dude those pics made this 10 times funnier lol

[lokpikr999]

ROFL at pic at 1:42

[tmontanaz44]

gonzo from bunker hill was here

[GrilloJ123]

Now I know where the vantriolquist guy stole the line "I KILL YOU!"

[NewFoundPlanetsDrugs]

HA HO! Oh the high blood pressures these guys must've caused back in those good ole days!

[BigStick3456]

Poor pizza guy. He was so scared.

[Pcyst]

I remember having the cd back in the day. I think it was on Jerky Boyz 2. This was one of my all time favorite pranks back then. Now, things are so different a crank like this would never fly.

[ri394]

yes....WAS YEAH!!!!!

[bigtruckseriesreview]

It's amazing how caller ID totally killed the prank call industry and put the Jerky Boys into bankruptcy.

[PoiisonScoqez]

fuking funnyyyy

[rico0910]

Look at your food... maybe you poison everybody!

[kingvesta]

< This from when I was fourteen \ fifteen ;)

[SgtRum]

I KILL YOU!.... I KILL YOU!

[Herreken]

"Is there anything else, Sir?" "SHUD DE FUCK UP!"

[Shadecaster06]

YEAH! WAS YEAH!

[CrStrifey]

you can hear people laughing in the background and trying to stfile laughter. I think at one point (1:55) when he says his daughter sick someone is actually collapsing from laughing. so funny.

[1drughiultras]

this is a very poor phone prank... check out fonejacker.. simply far better then this piss poor abuse.

[Anthonyxander]

I love the fat woman puking!! ahahaha

[rodmonium]

this is so funny

[EricLynchSucks]

Woah this has to be pre 9/11 call im going to kill your place of "bomb " your place. THats really ballsy lol

[rico0910]

@EricLynchSucks It's WAY PRE-9/11 ... I think around 2004. Nowadays Homeland security would have been at his door before the call ended.

[TheOtium]

@rico0910

What the hell? You say it's way before 9/11, then you say " I think around 2004."

[rico0910]

@TheOtium OOPS I meant 1994. :-)

[rico0910]

@rico0910 OOPS I meant 1994, not 2004. Damn the years are FLYING!

[JonAntonyEsposito]

NICE JOB!!!

[darkdragon7fisher]

this is just wrong and offencive. why the hate, u dont know him, u have no prove he is a terrorist. i mean what are u like a white supremesist nazi. IDK.

[comeonewtf]

@darkdragon7fisher You don't get it. Just move along.

[bigstU25]

@darkdragon7fisher "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

[rico0910]

@darkdragon7fisher It was a joke.

[eslubin]

hilarious photo montage

[WrathchildVA]

"YOU DO NOT TREAT MY PEOPLE LIKE THIS!!!!

[DiaperRash38]

One of my all time favorites

[NegroLeagueBaseball]

I KEEL U! I KEEL U!

[FattyArbuckle1981]

Ahh, pre 9-11. Those were the days.

[MasterJaceBeats]

@FattyArbuckle1981 You make a call like this now, FBI all on your ass.

[blackforest995]

This is fucken funny

[jdumars]

Can I have the coupon since he doesn't want it?

[hephaestossux]

@jdumars I want it too!

[Shadecaster06]

WAS YEAH!

[mrrusss]

I kill your fuckin place!

[daddysgurl1234567890]

damn u all who hit dislike. whoever hits dislike on jerky boys prank calls don' have no sense of humor!

[perdado]

"WAS YEAH!"

[MrMortysgirl]

@perdado lol, isnt that great? "was yeah" gets me every time

[thegreatozz1]

Bet that poor guy was shaking after he said he'll bomb the place. Must be an old clip because that would sure get you in big trouble today. I hope they told this poor guy he had been pranked......

[GeorgiaKev]

@thegreatozz1 I'm sure the store owner figured it out when he heard a recording of the call later. This was from the late '80 or early '90s, but truthfully I didn't like this call too much. To me, it wasn't one of their funny ones.

[rico0910]

@thegreatozz1 I'm sure they told him -- this was on an album back when people bought CDs, he probably got paid for it.

[mac777daddy]

The slide show was perfect! haha

[blestjxp]

SHUT DA FUCK UP

[taliban1996]

SHUT DA FUCK UP, WHY U TREAT MY PEOPLE LIKE THIS AHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAAHHHAHAHHAHA IM GONNA BOMB YOU ROFL SHUD DA FUCK UP OMFG HAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAH WHAT WE DO BEST

[sammy1324]

funny as hell, great video shots to accompany it, whoever matched it up was brilliant.

[AvantTheGardner]

"WAS YEAH!" lol

[BeantownScammyD1983]

classic love this one! iv almost pissed my pants to this

[carlitosway626]

I KILL YOU I KILL YOU MY FRIEND .......IM FROM A.P. I KILL YOU MOTHER BEETCH!!!

[SnakeBigBoss24]

Lol the background laughter makes this even funnier.

[lleneferse]

HA

[weber247]

How ironic, Kamal used to own a pizzaria, didnt do too well.

[weber247]

How ironic, Kamal used to own a pizzaria, didnt do too well...

[BeyondNeptune]

it's immoral to threaten people with death and bombs, even if it is just a joke. Some of these pranks went a little far.

[BYOSProductions]

epic

[daren1454]

OH MAN THAT'S A COOL SLIDE SHOW. GOOD JOB...

[crekeastwood]

...and you talkin about COUPON??!!!!!

Classic call, and the flic is a well made addition.

[gajda1984]

I GOIN TO BOMB DAT PLACE!

[brokenseatbelt]

" I kill your fuckin' place. " lol

[donnypunani420]

jesus loves the jerky boys

[romeoteknik]

This is classic, there is no way this call could be made today.

[riv3rsnak3]

SHUT THA FUCK UP!! IM GOING TO BOMB THAT FUCKING PLACE!!

[comeonewtf]

SHAT DA FACK UP~!

[TubeScrewed]

Good Job! Actually adds some humor to already hilarious shit!

[gzephier]

does anyone know what the guy said in arabic @1:57?

[h2m2d1990]

@gzephier

there is amaker for this system , balance and disign in every where from our body to the lastest point in the world. human can not see this maker BUT HE CAN Concludes HOW is it HIS KNOLEDGE AND HIS POWER IS Infinite when he see the perfect design in his Creatures. this maker is GOD how build the earth and skies.

by the way brother i am amuslim and i hate these terorrist and there are no muslims

[beliy1987]

and you are talkin' bout coupons?!

[johnmrrs]

good thing this is like 20 years old

[PornStarJacqui]

@johnmrrs Yeah because we're all politically correct douche bags these days

[MrBoobiesftw]

SHUT THE FACK UP!

[jonathan401]

This is stupid, ignorant, and disrespectful towards the business owner. Not funny at all.

[ratmphan]

@jonathan401 Relax, it's a prank call

[jonathan401]

@ratmphan No, it's not. It's menacing and harassment.

[gimpyjwilliams]

@jonathan401 its funny you dickhead shutup

[perdado]

'My friend, this is NOT good business!"

[thedropkicked1]

i love all the dead bodies coming out of pizza hut... lol

[MOCCALDI1966]

LOOK AT YOUR FUCKIN FOOD!! MAYBE YOU POISON EVERYBODY!!! HAHAHAHA

[InPlayMag]

"YOU DO NOT GIVE ME BUISNESS LIKE THIS!!!!" SHUT THE F$#%& UP!!! HAHAHAH

[InPlayMag]

OMG the video is too funny. great job!!! HAHAHAH

[tjohn1986]

yeah he sounds more italian than arab

[ANTBOND004]

*breathes heavy* .. "shut da fuck up!"

[dudeman13bt]

i will take you to court!

[16erdfour0netwo]

This guy sounds more Italian or even Russian than Arab

[NJBeatdown86]

@16erdfour0netwo  It's funny how you can first hear the New Yorker accent and he gets more foreign as the call progresses. He did the accent better in "My Friend, I'll Kill You".

[16erdfour0netwo]

This guy sounds more Italian than Arab

[xgmb45]

SHUT DA FUCK UP!

[ellobogrande]

This was one of my all-time favorite calls; now it has a visual element that makes it ten times better. The last image in the video is my favorite! Great work!

[MOCCALDI1966]

look at your fuckin food, maybe you poison everybody!!...lol