He has crazy sex with them, and then follows the German. The Russian asks: "Hit me hard, right on my nose." The chief is surprised, but hits him. The Russian pulls out a Kalashnikov and shoots all the cannibals. The mortally wounded chief asks him: "Why didn't you do this before we ate the German?", the Russian proudly replies: "Russians are not aggressors!"
A Frenchman, a German, and a Russian go on a safari and are trapped by cannibals. They are brought to the chief, who says, "We are going to eat you right now. But I am a civilized man, I studied human rights at the Patrice Lumumba University in Moscow, so I'll grant each of you a last request." The German asks for a mug of beer and a bratwurst. He gets it, and cannibals eat him. The French asks for three girls.
@mike47VL Americans never thought Russians want war (not to the extent Russian people think), it was just Russian Government that wanted Russian people to think someone wants to attack Russia. To justify military expenses. Don't explode: other governments (pushed by military basically) do the same to one extent or another. Russians in my observation are just more trusting to their government, people in other countries are on average more skeptic about their governments.
@yuowatcher yep but America shouldnt be hypocritical, 50% of world military expenditure on earth belongs to Americas +$700 billion budget, this DOES NOT include the spending on our military operations in iraq and afghanistan.
Yet our government is broke and cutting spending on welfare
ну блять, русские как всегда молодцы. сами себя поздравили от имени США и сами же порадовались. фэйспальм хддд
vhlam1111 4 months ago
Спасибо Обама спасибо Америка мы вас тоже поздравляем и очень любим)))
Yaroslav6785 5 months ago
haha it's graet!
NaviThamag 5 months ago
omg i bet most of the people who watch this dont understand
grishavart 7 months ago
I love how flat he sounds
Liddlelegrande 7 months ago
COOL
HOSTCORLEONE1997 9 months ago
lol
Alexlovely353 10 months ago
He has crazy sex with them, and then follows the German. The Russian asks: "Hit me hard, right on my nose." The chief is surprised, but hits him. The Russian pulls out a Kalashnikov and shoots all the cannibals. The mortally wounded chief asks him: "Why didn't you do this before we ate the German?", the Russian proudly replies: "Russians are not aggressors!"
neftedollar 10 months ago 2
A Frenchman, a German, and a Russian go on a safari and are trapped by cannibals. They are brought to the chief, who says, "We are going to eat you right now. But I am a civilized man, I studied human rights at the Patrice Lumumba University in Moscow, so I'll grant each of you a last request." The German asks for a mug of beer and a bratwurst. He gets it, and cannibals eat him. The French asks for three girls.
neftedollar 10 months ago 3
XAXAXAXAXA
roscaroberto21 1 year ago
АХАХАХАХА АХАХАХ вы поняли ХАХАХАХАХ
apppplle 1 year ago
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BURN IT WITH FIRE!!!
ScottDeGnome 1 year ago
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Новый Новогодний сайт!!
С НАСТУПАЮЩИМ!
MrMilmak 1 year ago
My favourite part was the restart and new login. lmao
dynomyght 1 year ago 4
Бред сивой кобылы!
27173929 1 year ago
lol
Do33a96 1 year ago
Смешно.
MsAlexandr14 1 year ago
insert an image of mohamhed
666Kazekage666 1 year ago
бред какой то
XyeBPoT 1 year ago
Ahhh I'm lovin' that American accent......;D
XD
WulfieGotSisu 1 year ago 5
Funny!
mecidlo 1 year ago
:D an amaizing job
gazakind 1 year ago
ну и кривой перевод.
не забывать сохраняться "remember to persist" lol
сохраняться это вообще-то сейв, т.е. save, даже дети это знают.
alexgrinkov 1 year ago
Не "restart" а "reset" вообще.. Но можете и так
LevanoTipe 1 year ago
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@JadedIcon101, but what do you know about this? you are trying to surround us with the help of henchmen as Georgia! We do not need problems.
MrFEARFLASH 1 year ago
wow lol Obama is worse than bush only thing hes good at is having a better speaking telent thats it
jzumbro19 1 year ago
now, american guys, you see that russians dont want war)
mike47VL 1 year ago
@mike47VL except with Georgia.....
JadedIcon101 1 year ago
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MrFEARFLASH 1 year ago
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MrFEARFLASH 1 year ago
@JadedIcon101 They have started it. They killed Russian PKs.
cyberrate 1 year ago
@cyberrate yeah, and poland attacked germany in the start of ww2
YepImT 1 year ago
@mike47VL Americans never thought Russians want war (not to the extent Russian people think), it was just Russian Government that wanted Russian people to think someone wants to attack Russia. To justify military expenses. Don't explode: other governments (pushed by military basically) do the same to one extent or another. Russians in my observation are just more trusting to their government, people in other countries are on average more skeptic about their governments.
yuowatcher 1 year ago 5
@yuowatcher yep but America shouldnt be hypocritical, 50% of world military expenditure on earth belongs to Americas +$700 billion budget, this DOES NOT include the spending on our military operations in iraq and afghanistan.
Yet our government is broke and cutting spending on welfare
prjerry7 4 months ago
RUSSIA IS GREAT
ISLAM233 1 year ago 8
Да торрент в тему конечно))
Zickaruser 1 year ago
Russian spoken with American accent? That's a first!
(Seriously, how many Americans speaks Russian, anyway?)
mutfol 2 years ago 2
@mutfol
Johnny Weir speaks russian)
StolarovVA 1 year ago
@mutfol i know a few :)
(Im Russian from Russia)
Obama uses Utorrent :))) cool
RealNarod28 1 year ago
@mutfol эм...в сами то поняли что сказали ?
:D
Darina4991 1 year ago
COOL!! КРУТО!
marionikolov95 2 years ago 3
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Donkey the Negro
MsSelected 2 years ago
ah what?
2012vote 2 years ago
перевод корявый
mgnstyleflava 2 years ago 5
Да µTorrent порадовал. Да и вообще классно сделано!
TheUnboundReaver 2 years ago 5
Ахаха, µTorrent у Обамы.
izvarzone 2 years ago 47
Смотря на то, скока у этого видео просмотров, ютуб или опять читит, либо показывает только нам )
1nsdoteu 2 years ago
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Nice Nigga
Mig29tvc 2 years ago
No him Großma is Jew
GottliebSS 2 years ago
Oooy cool:) It is Russian show "Mult lichnosti":)
317312 2 years ago 43
@317312
It's translated as cartoon persons
KirillKrasov 2 years ago