The Most Useless Machine EVER!

[toaklanoa]

LMFAO

[greatkeyboardwarrior]

i need one

[HazardousBeast22]

LMAO!

[leroymoorejr]

I've no idea why, but I really want one.

[ofunu]

Wow, a trolling machine.

[TheEPiiKK]

Still more useful than a mac...

[TheAlphafly]

I think MAN is the most useless machine ever

[dyotomi]

@TheAlphafly That was pretty feministic comment.

[TheAlphafly]

@dyotomi Sorry, I mean MANKIND is the most useless machine ever. Get it?

[lowsten]

@TheAlphafly Oh look a femenazi.

[illosion]

I WANT ONE

[djbanizza]

I guess it's not working today ...

... or ever ...

[FreyaTheNerdyNinja]

that would entertain me for hours

[gerbilPROJECT]

But it's the BEST machine ever!!!

[owen1003]

wadsworth constant in full effect

[SpeedyCXLIX]

I'm guessing Gulie's theme goes with this as well. Otherwise, how the hell did I get here from searching for the Street Fighter theme?

[xAnticitizen]

@SpeedyCXLIX Me too.  o_O

[HYPNOTYKx]

Dear Santa...

[manascokris]

lol omfg that is great

[GotGacktInABox]

The owner: "Come on now. Don't be shy!"

The box: "Don't wanna!" (>_<)

LOL I want one! xD

[demondog108]

you can SO put a spider or snake head on the end of that thing that comes out!

[Lukasmbtv]

I kinda want one

[iRentallyMetarded]

how did i get here from ron paul videos

[unkindfairyman]

well its not pointless if it got you 7 million views

[myf0lk]

just needs more cowbell

[Johnny21snicklefritz]

this video needs a sequel

[lswf126]

reminds me of my cat.

[TheTardis34]

Roses are red, violets are blue,

in soviet russia, this thing flicks YOU!

[Mudstarofskyclan]

Internet arguments in a nutshell

[AObliviousOne]

tape a little cut out of troll face and glue it to the end of that finger. i would rofl if i saw some random box and clicked it and a troll face popped out and closed it again.

[Nelagp]

Thumbs up if you think this should be included in a national stimulus package.

[siggicrazy]

what does it do?

[rirgul]

Wow that's cool

[Theshomchez]

dude! that's so DADA!! xD

love it!

[nessnesmayhem]

you can use it to get 7,000,000 views on youtube lol

[keyblader6]

Maybe the machine has a different function, but is just a lazy asshole

[dolph465]

386 persons got this in a christmas present ...

[whitbyjet65]

Useless? I don't know how I'd go on without mine.

[frostical3]

you can use it to throw at the dickhead who invented it. that's a use.

[59patric59]

И чё это за хуйня???

[aezakmi409]

i want that!!! hahaha

[TheHONKYLIPS]

you could smack someone in the head with that

[3NJay92]

douche machine...



[michetox]

more useful than an iPad

[kupop18]

I will buy this only if it plays the music as well.

[MrTornado503]

there is no usless machine....

[WonderMan320]

i dont undestand what it's used for

[Beliyvadik]

axaxaxax ;-)

[VeRtUs32]

xD

[TehEpicBlackGaming]

Fake. The most useless machine evar would be the DVD rewinder. Herp a derp ;)

[paintballingguy]

It's not useless, it turns itself off. I've seen many other machines that literally do nothing.

[ppp9922]

most useless but yet something i want more then anything

[TheSwieba]

The most wanted machine

[jasanmarco3]

Does it support iTunes?

[pvszrox1997]

I used to have a mechanical one on these (basically same thing without the switch) and you slide a side of a box and a hell creepy wooden snake would bite you!

[MusicallyRetardedKid]

...so it turns itself off

[TheDarkGuy15]

@MusicallyRetardedKid

yes. thats right :D

[XxBRAGERxX]

I wana flick the Switch

*click*

NOPE ITS JUST CHUCK TESTA!

[snap480]

i thought they were going to show a ford truck..lol

[scannerguy1968]

Well..got my laugh for the day. Brilliant!!

[meertch]

Someone made this in Minecraft.

[PiiNoY99]

*le flick

Arm: NO GTFO

[SkeithGaming]

I dont know about useless, I kinda want one.

[thenameisyam]

@SkeithGaming Me, too xD

[rcpowres]

Ist das nicht sowas wie eine Monostabile Kippstufe? Looks like a one-shot multivibrator?

[annoyingguy1000]

Yeah i can see why its usless. Even if it was suposed to do anything cool it would still swich its self of. LOL

[MarcoMontana22]

I think its brilliant, lmao

[bigstack44]

L.O.L. MUST BUILD THAT DON'T KNOW WHY BUT MUST BUILD!!!

[ToygarT]

:)



[cannavo69]

The troll face should be on the part that flicks the switch back hahaha

[samoht1977]

this is simply ingenious!

[mannez2mannez]

Would'nt this be funnier if the the arm that extends out had cool face on it?

[bladeican]

this would piss me off i no whats gonna happen if i flip the switch but i do it anyways ughhh

[WaterElement33]

This is actually funny. lol

[davichococat]

Challenge accepted



[MrSlate112]

You wanna flick the switch? TROLL MACHINE THINKS OTHERWISE!

[MagicFrog27]

it's very interesting, but useless

[deboss142]

This is not USELESS!!!!! Do you how many bored people want this XD

[TSSFinch]

Wait what?

[safirediaz]

I think it's cute as a lightbulb switch ^___^

[NoobTrollin]

I could keep my in-laws puzzled for hours with that thing.

I WANT IT...

[JoeFermer]

А гдк взять такую хрень?)

[MCminner]

I WANT DIS

[chaser22081]

dude i would want this

[SuperMegaComedyGuy]

It isn't pointless/useless, u can use it when u want to start a conversation!

[seismicblade3]

@SuperMegaComedyGuy conversational icebreaker :P

[JustAverage16]

@SuperMegaComedyGuy Especially when you don't have any friends.

[trolldification]

extend the arm, the it punches ur friend the turn's it off

[gunmanscotland]

Haha.....pointless but interesting :)

[scratchandsnif21]

what the balls.... DROP!!!

[Beilnsty97]

Haahaha Best Machine Ever :DD Wanna have :D

[remc0s]

So, it just turns itself off again?

[xSummerxMistx]

@remc0s Lmao basically. xD

[playingforbritain]

No - the most useless machine ever is the autotuner

[danieldeibler]

@playingforbritain The "autotuner" is an incredibly useful machine. People have made fortunes with it. Sounds pretty useful to me.

[playingforbritain]

@danieldeibler and creates horrible music, thus negating the money and creating a perfect balance between useful and hindering, and being completely and utterly useless.

[danieldeibler]

@playingforbritain I'm guessing you're talking about when people use Autotune in a way it wasn't originally intended to be used, to apply an electronica effect to the voice. Autotune was used for literally decades prior to artists using it to do that. It's intended to correct the pitch of someone's voice, to correct unpleasant variations in tone and missed notes. It allows quality tracks to be produced with much fewer takes than would be otherwise necessary and makes vocals more pleasant to hear

[thegamerandminecraft]

useless machine got you 7 million views

[VidiLP]

SOOOOO FUCKING AWESOOOME

[anihilator9000]

SO... MUCH... WANT!!!

[Tacticalopsec101]

IM SO GETTING 4!! 2 FOR EACH HAND!! ITLL NEED NEW BATTERIES IN LIKE 10 MINS IF IT WAS IN FRONT OF ME!!

[DoNotLaughAtMe]

AMAZING, I CAN CLICK ON THAT FOR YEARS!

[Bangobongo113]

how is that useless? it is a great way to over come anger issues.

[Fargot325]

@Bangobongo113 anger issues? that thing will give idiots anger issues. i can see it now...

WHY WONT THE DAMN BOX LET ME TURN IT ON FUCK

[Bangobongo113]

@Fargot325 then after they realize they will never win, they will become submissive and begin to cry. CHANGE, CHANGE EVERYWHERE

[CrafterBazimon]

ITS NOT COMPLETELY USELESS.... it opens and closes the lid for you ._.

[stephthestar90]

if this had an apple logo on it i bet loads of people would buy it... (and this is coming from a mac user!)

[ChronicPsychopath]

use a lightswitch with the fuck yeah face on it and have the finger have a trollface on it

[Smithpolly]

A featured video. 7 million views on Youtube. Seems pretty useful to me.

[Deepsixeden]

why do i want one of these now...?

[TheMinecraftCurse]

LOL It turns off iteself

[phuzzychinn]

So, it's like a Mac.

[NicoleLoveH]

I don't get it...

[Medabg88]

hahaha trolololo

[eplelort]

Lol

[Riololu]

I found that in game "Serious Sam Double D"

[Mixaraah]

@Riololu lol I had to put that in search

[SwissArmyBumpkin]

BAHAHAHA! that's fucking hilarious! straight to my favorites!

[nightwishfan1991]

Oh my God I want it!

[Zknight7126]

This would entertain a cat..=

[ben10nator123]

that machine is a :troll:

[Velective]

What is this music?



[cqgranite]

Lmao

[okiedouk]

How can something so entertaining be useless?

[magicm00]

My DVD drive's started thinking it's one of these machines.

[raymondo162]

@KirbleClaws Any chance you could let me have the phone number of the expensive Charm School you so obviously attended?? SFB

[raymondo162]

@KirbleClaws Charmer you are

[isaacjrood]

Lol I want one, I would put a "Press switch for free candy" Sticker on it and when they do press it its like "Nahh... No candy for you.."

[caneskiller]

I WANT ONE! FOR REASONS!

[brianmose1]

not useless. its a Troll machine!

[MrZeroTerrorRide]

that's great!

[GIRTALICIOUS]

noobs

[iDeathpool]

i am a scientist and i approve.

[TheJP3372]

It ain't useless, it often fools alot of robbers, All you need is to attach a sharp nail or a troll sticker to it :D

[david52875]

The music made me laugh my ass off. lol.

[RileyPivot]

How did I get here from a trailer of a rip off?

[Halo4TheLife]

Look at the end of the youtube video link, I lol'd.

[mastergman15]

id have a BLAST with that

[redgoldtomato9]

its pretty useful actually. keeps me busy..

[Linearcarp]

I want one. badly.

[Kaczer94]

More like Nope.avi Machine.

[s09sva1]

i want that! :)

[ZeroStealth117]

I love that little machine. I will dive my gf crazy with it, just cuz she's blonde =3. That machine reaches out to the dephs of my being, it describes my true nature: Humor ftw.

[nickmendezrico]

Not as useless as Paris Hilton... 

[bassonbudget]

its like my gf when i try to turn her on....

[DarkLink8272]

its trying to say something... "leave me the fck alone!!!"

[DiminishedTB]

This can resurrect Jesus

[DWO96]

and i thought, the most useless machine was an iPad :D

[Johneckanec]

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY ! ! !

[SaskView]

@Johneckanec LOL....OK!

[ProNo0by]

@SaskView Hey, I have problem

I have put my money in that box and now I CANT GET IT OUT :((((

[mangabouy]

that is pretty usefull.

[THEKIDNINTENDOWIIMAN]

It's the Troll-in-the-box!

[fabicasde]

HAHA The music make me feel stupid xD

[Eeveerulz55]

I will be spending the rest of my life trying to find a use for this

[hwninja92]

so cool



[deadmeu]

THIS IS THE CURE FOR CANCER!

[ubertastic123]

Lmfao, this is hilarious!

[Potatoslayer13]

Well theres 19 seconds of my life I will never get back

[jackhwo1]

I could do that for the rest of my life...

[Dandidodos]

hahaha

[jondoe8o]

I got here from

Simon Johnson - on Starting a Revolution

that is actually not funny but scary.

Don't be evil.

[redcomic619]

You didn't invent this...

[AirCommando12]

xD funny lol. Could be tweaked so that if u put a password or something in, the arm dosn't push the switch back and the switch dose something? like an anti intruder system or something?

[johnjohn6543]

my dick is the sive of the like bar

[mrmilkytank]

Does this come with a manual?

[DanielBreum]

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!!!

[sisimon2142]

Must.. Have!!

[TheSemral]

axaxaxxa funny ))

[TheFjoergyn]

I dont know but i think i need it...

[DavidUmstattd]

Hey look everybody! The government!

[flinkyrider]

neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!!

[SKODWARDE253]

*pushes button*

Box: NO! FUCK YOU!

*flips switch off*

[Wyatt542]

Now all you need to do is put a troll sticker on it

[joiless]

@Wyatt542 Never underestimate the perversity of the inanimate object.

[KaeruthePaladin]

Years from now people will look back on this as a primitive prototype for the first troll machine.

Today a mechanical troll counters your on pressing of the switch with an off pressing, tommorow troll bot 2.4 sneaks into your room at night and puts your hand in a bowl of water!

[EastCoastPeace3]

put that shit in the Apple store

[MrGuitarWhisperer]

That's not useless. It turns itself off so you don't have to. How is that useless?

[1299Brandon]

@MrGuitarWhisperer if you ask me that is pretty freaken sweet!