Durarara episode 3 funny moments

[ElanieMeliZa]

I love Kida at 0:53!

XD He's affraid!

[maffeusesutbe]

the way Izaya says "Shizu-chan"

no homo

nope

not at all

[ZoeDucky]

@maffeusesutbe Someone else noticed too! I thought it was just the fangirl in me hearing it, but he clearly wants him.

[sn54]

see that the one black in the show is just awesome

[OhSoRazzy]

Not everyday you see a black man jump off a building to catch vending machine, then advertise his shop.

[TaviaStrife]

This is my favorite scene - I love it! XDD

[rainbowsheep93]

It was a good thing that Izaya cut yellow jacket boys hair off, he deserved it for jacking off behind those bitchy chicks. Seriously, did the creators make him doing that so he would be jacking off? If they did i just found yet another reason to love Durarara!! : D

[kawaiinekostus]

I-ZA-YA KUUN!



[DirtygKid15]

2:16 Shizou punched him with some much force his clothes just flew right off XD thank goodness his underwear stayed on :)

[CxiiElmo]

I Think Of Shizuo As A Japanese Superman...

._."

[Souijanu]

OH GOD HE TOOK A SHIT ON HIMSELF 2:35

[kitlinausa]

Shizuo.....FALCON PUCH! Yep that is now officially dubbed that by order of the fans

[narutoavenger813]

2:35

Pwnage on a epic scale

[hyperkev44]

this is so my favorite scene

[MeepCoo]

2:15

he still din't knock his socks off.

[Azylint]

"Du-Du-Du-Du-Du.. Do? o-o" C:

[GreenHeadset]

Izayaaaaaaaa-kuuuuuuuuuuuun

[GreenHeadset]

Hpw fast izaya cutting that yellow jacket guy!?????

[Evellion]

@GreenHeadset he's japanese, so he's a ninja!

[theRandomBrandom]

English please I wish I could speak Japanese

[Riion93]

@theRandomBrandom click the "cc" button next to the video quality for subtitles

[Jazzy6Grimmjow]

WOOOOT WOOOOOT!!!

GO SHIZUO!! GO SHIZUO!! YOU ARE SUPAH SEXAY!!!!!!

^﹏﹏^ SHIZUO FALCON PAWNCH!!!!!!!!!!

[Jazzy6Grimmjow]

@GoddessofWater1

No clue. But did you see Mikado? He looked so f***ing confused!!!!! XD

[ecstasyunleashed]

Holy crap. I've never heard the original Japanese before. Simon sounds exactly the same in both versions. Awesome.

[GoddessofWater1]

Did anyone else go what the fuck when simon came out of no where?

[andreea950ify]

ew with the yellow sweater ._.

[xcatrinx1]

falcon punch! lol xD muaha

[TangibleNought]

Am I the only girl that can't see Shizuo and Izaya together? The thought of the pairing just..irks me. xD I just enjoy seeing my Shizu-chan beat the crap out of him. Cause yeah, I can't stand Izaya. XD

[Takyomi]

2:40 You can't just walk up to Shizuo like that and not expect to die, man!

[cheshire1997]

@Takyomi hahahahahaha you made my day haha so funny xD

[sparda74]

Kinda makes me wonder what the guy was thinking when Shizuo knocked him out of his clothes, assuming that he's still conscious before he hit the ground.

[missladylove100]

I love this anime. ;)

[OmegaSaiyan92]

how the hell do you punch someone so hard that their clothes fly off

[sparda74]

@OmegaSaiyan92 How do you punch someone so hard that they fly, period?

[Haramobil]

0:05 im a perv... o.o

[Strawberrysunset23]

That was hot

[mapleseallux]

deeeaaad DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAADDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[MrTriniboom]

Was it me or was it funny when he just headbutts him nonchalant

[faikungirl18]

and then the guy was like 'ball swag' xD

[AnimeReviewTV]

Am I the only one who laughs at the part where the dude in the yellow yells hey man lol engrish is always funny to hear lol

[Pikegnome]

I feel like I'm supposed to understand the words...

[littlemissyuki13]

This was the first episode I ever watched of Durarara!!, and when I saw Shizuo and Izaya:

"Oh crap...fangirls be pairing."

[tomboyangel]

0:15 just what exactly is he doing with his crotch there?

[nasukoukamarehi]

@tomboyangel one can not simply stop fapping after making eye contact with izaya sama. =3= ~my theory~

[Crown0child]

somehow I can't stop laughing at 2:16.. I think it's because at the end he only has one shoe left. x:

[sadbluebunny1234]

was it me or that dude in the yellow was taking care of ' business

[DeathTheKid85]

HEY MAN!!!! *itching dick*

[DeathTheKid85]

I just don't get the point of this show

[Geotal45]

He almost literally knocked the skin off of that guy

[loveloveflora]

Germany?。冖。

[lori3456]

is that dude behind the girls jackin-off

[light1hayate]

@lori3456 Not sure if that was sarcastic or a serious question, but no...that's what they meant by 'inverting' the video otherwise it would be hit by copyright claims, it wasn't like that in the original episode lmao XD does make for some funny jokes though.

[BrowniePunch]

at least he died with a raging boner.

[loopofpoop]

@BrowniePunch Good eye.  Now why were you looking at that?

[BrowniePunch]

@loopofpoop it's a japanese show dude they excell in detail, weird gameshows, and porn so it not that hard to point out the better question is why did he die with an erection in the first place \:( .........?

[loopofpoop]

@BrowniePunch Because Shizuo is a sexy beast that attracts fellows from every corner.

[BrowniePunch]

@loopofpoop ...now that i think about it...your not wrong *nods in acceptance*

[KuroshiOtaku]

Izzzzaaaaayyyyaaaa-kuuuuunnn~!­!! ^///^

[RachaelRamen]

Iiiiizzaaaayyaaaaaa-kuuunneeeo­yrourruhhhaaahh.

[ccchat8]

Izaya-kuuuuuuunnnn!

Shizu-chan..

Kawii! <3

[TsukiAkuma3210]

WHAT IS THE GUY DOING BEHIND THOSE GIRLS AT THE BEGINNING OF THE VIDEO?!

[XXGaaraXX14]

0:44 i LOOOOVE how Mikado is just like huh? while Kida and Anri are flinching XD

[XXGaaraXX14]

*replays Izaya getting hit with a garbage can (?)* hahaha XD :3

[Shadowsama91]

I still have no idea why Shizuo calls Izaya 'Izaya-kun'

[VvhereYummy]

press 7 for headbutt

[XxKellyyLittlen101xX]

that the begging with the guy that says 'yo' a lot just what is he doing at 0:06 - 0:10 ? seriously...it looks kind of wierd xD

[DemonboyProductions]

2:17 thats what you get for saggin

[SheIsBananaLoco]

Every time someone says the word "violence", I can't help but picture shizu-chan.

[sparda74]

@SheIsBananaLoco The next edition they make of the dictionary, they should have his picture.

[stephyhyuga]

nawty, nawty, NAWWWTYYY shizu-chan!!

[ilovetostack]

0:57 Shizuo Your belt is undone... Are you about to do something with someone:D /vending machine

[Shadowsama91]

@ilovetostack Naughty naughty

[MountainGoatTipTail]

0:43 xD!!! Can't. Stop. Laughing!! xD

[MissFoFolle13]

Iiiiiizaaayaaaa-kuuuunnn !!!!!!!

LOVE SHIZUO !!!!! :D

[takyume]

Was I the only one who heard bone cracking when the guy clothes flew off? O___o

[gypsydointime]

hes getting away.... i know! I'LL THROW A FUCKING VENDING MACHINE!!!

[RingmazterKira]

is the guy in the beginning wankin it?

[MrLumj]

Agora deu vontade de assistir Durarara de novo.

Aquele soco do Shizuo foi like a boss kkkkkkkkkkkk

[Sakurafan671]

Shizuo Fan Girls, Altogether...: "SHIZUO-SAMA!!!!" >O<

[NosferAshley16]

that was soo funny izaya got hit with that thing mad hard and it came out of nowhere lol i love izaya and shizuo :)

[An93Ni]

0:05 --> what's that guy doing at the back... O_o

That bother me. Oh, so much!

But these are totally the best scenes of ep 3 :D

[Gosia911turbo]

Izaya and Shizuo almost like Zoro and Sanji xD

[dreadedsoul100]

is simon the only one who can go toe to toe with Shizuo Chan?

[jsh020]

man simon sounds identical in english and japenese

[zoe87192]

Izaya-kun.......XD



[edmondx144]

He's wacking off XD

[kemilyroxy]

how many times I watched this and still think Izaya is awesome

[rockergirlanimelover]

1:49 ouch!

[Lumpyone]

NO!!!! Don't throw THAT vending machine, it has Ipods and soiled panties in it!

[Lumpyone]

Well, the bat was broken, but the trash can is OK.

[unamdare]

0:07  o.0!!!???

[CeezeLFemineen]

0:06 -Thats dude looks "Fap fap fap fap fap".

[shuriken313]

【自重しない】シズちゃんも吹っ切れた【保坂】

[Galero15]

Izaya: expert barber

[Haseo234]

Did you sub these? Cuz I like the way you did it

[NarutoUzumaki258]

What is that guy.... doing with his balls...

[personwhoweird]

@NarutoUzumaki258 thinking of yaoi XD

[TheJashadow]

I like English Dub better.

[MsEmo247]

what's the guy i yellow doing at 0:05 ?? O.o

[thehasan1212]

@MsEmo247 He's fapping

[fromstart2finish]

NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK

[raitoHlolz]

you missed the best part....and that was Izaya's crazy cellphone stomping @.@ hahahaha

[technoxxandxxanime]

@ 2:15 im gonna sock ypur clothes off

[rakisho]

lol shizuo kills izaya at 0:43

[rakisho]

lol shizuo kills izaya at 0:44

[Awhy9]

2:16 for epic punch. 

[albertjester]

you ever been so mad?

[karintokito]

2:25 Ooh! Crotch sh- no clothes sho- no! Its a naked shot! :D hooray! Oh shiz Shizu-chan O.O

[EnvyKittyFul]

this is so cool

[andrewhammel2]

2:16 the most epic punch in the world story

[TruesightReviews]

@andrewhammel2 If only he used that punch on some hot babe...I mean all but panties? Works for me...

[ShoutingParalized]

@TruesightReviews That's horrible for me to imagine...

[NextKazekage]

2:15

Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...

[TheDarkhollowteme]

that nigga clothes come off!!! EPIC LOL!!! 

[IdiotinGlans]

What's is the name of the song that starts playing when Shizuo appears?

[Wasser123123]

0:05 WTH is that guy in yellow doing!?

[ErikaOfTheWolves]

@Wasser123123 *fapfapfapfap

[PlotMasterX]

@Wasser123123 I was looking for a comment like this so I didn't spam. I was gonna say the same thing, wtf???

[Wasser123123]

@PlotMasterX :DDD cool

[ShellRageVG]

>:L Shizuo watched this video?!

[littleredblush]

yo yo yo HEY MAN!

[littleangryfurball]

LAWL. I went to Ikebukuro in the June holidays. I was kinda disappointed when I found out that there were no trash cans/vending machines flying about, but my disappointment evaporated when I realized that Ikebukuro is the yaoi district of Tokyo...

XD

Needless to say, I bought tons of yaoi stuff :D

[TheLilbigBlack]

why was his tounge out while he was masturbating?

[ShellRageVG]

@TheLilbigBlack Intense enjoyment. O_o

[SilkeWay]

LOL XD

[technoxxandxxanime]

@ 0:05 he has a whole in hos pocket you know what i mean

[TheLilbigBlack]

How does someone survive getting hit by a vending machine?

[dewakeadilan]

@TheLilbigBlack no, the first one was Trash can-

but still it's a big one, how did he survive that??? or is it about Simon???

[kyleww95]

this looks like the funniest fucking anime ever. insantly watching

[yukariminato]

Yo,YO,YO!!...HEY MAN!!!! xDDDDDDDDDD

[CounterLeone1645]

Funniest episode EVA! Izaya ran away. XD

[MeAndMyFamily1992]

....Is that guy jackin off? XD

[Fauxiide]

His clothes fucking flew off ;D

The animators have a weird sense of humor 

[gigan382]

@Fauxiide welcome to japan is all i have to say

[AeliOtaku]

@Fauxiide Gotta love Shizu-Chan :D

[darlthris]

@Fauxiide yeah, seeing flying vending machines coming out of no where and lived by a strike of it isn't that weird either xD

[ShellRageVG]

1:47 Owned

2:15 A new definition of Owned

[ShellRageVG]

I laughed so hard...I love this episode...

[vengefulspirit99]

lol @ fat guy at 2:37 ... he just walked up like a mummy lol

[SBabaygt]

EH? USO? MIKADO!! :D

[linkitachan]

It's awesome how Shizuo's head is bleeding a lot after he got beaten with a bat, and Izaya wasn't hurt at all after being thrown with a giant trash can. xDDD

[Gillman10able]

@linkitachan Shizuo is strong in his bones not his flesh but the pain of getting hit with a stick is nothing while izaya getting hit with a trash can was painful for him. Izaya is strong in both but shizuo is much stronger than izaya in the bone department.

[BlooSasakii]

0:06 Is he fappin?

[sommry]

OMG I laugth so hard on 0:43 , 2:16 , OH WHAT THE HEL!! THE HOLE SCENE AHAHHA XD! LOVE SHIZUO!!!

[Nejimiruku]

0:05

I. Just. Died. How did I NOT notice THAT before? XDD

Other than that, Shizuo I love you. XDDDD

[tokiozelda]

2:16 I literally laughed out. LOUD. And at 2:41, lol!

[kouaikaluvsdogs]

lol grab the girl and run

[NenessThePrincess]

Fap like its a normal thing to do in the street XD

[kailashpaul3]

the guy is masturbating in his pants in the beginning

[thekingofpwnage1]

1 person had there head shaved by izaya

[EWU619]

Lmao

[tt199x]

Kami-sama NAKED PUNCH !!!!!!!!!

[ecat5566]

I wouldn't mind getting mugged by Shizuo!

[DCbrawlfan23]

scratch that who has orange hair and a million rings

[DCbrawlfan23]

real threatening a guy who grabs his crotch all the time that wheres yellow with sucky vocal patterns

[bobbywooten]

at 2:40 shizuo pecks him. lol XD

[TheAsianChibi]

0:55 IIIIZAAAAYAAAA KUUUN~ <- so intimidating. sounds like a 50 year old geezer perving on a little kid

[TheBreaker1678]

@TheAsianChibi ha ha yes xd

[jodi106]

SHIZUOOOOOOOOO PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNCH!!!

[Fawlty255]

you needn't have omitted phone stomping scene :(

[narutoferrari97]

izaya is fuckin awesome

[mbeinkemtaji]

YO,YO,YO HEY MAN

[darkfanggirla1]

I love it when Shizuo says, "Izayaaa-Kunnnn" xD

[SalmonNinja1997]

IZAYA-KUN~ XD

[1yuyuhakushoyusuke]

The english dub to me was a hundred times better. :D:D:D:D:D:D

[vipsta11]

at 2:41 is so damn funny!!! This guy sees his friends getting their ass tossed around so he decides to walk up to Shizuo like a boss xD

[mbeinkemtaji]

0:05 that guy is masterbating

[thesushisoldier]

3:38 That guy isn't wearing any underwear. O_o

[kawaiipinkuusagi]

whats with the jerking guy ahahah