jc tenton visits the mysterious closet

[fredrickpendragon]

What an expansive mistake you turned out to be. - A Twinkie's a bad choice for close-range combat. - TONG

Strange... I'm picking up infrared pulses. Why would a bakery need electronic

security? - ANNA NAVARRE: You're wearing sunglasses on a night operation?

JC TENTON: I lost my sight to diabetes you bitch.

[N0V0NEU]

it's funny bcoz he's fat.

[Dannbiguous]

JCT

fryonicman

[ryder187mac]

I just realised that the surname is "ten ton"

Mind = fucked

[PJGan13]

hehe! the fingers he used to dial, are too fat :P

[coeyjraddock]

I actually started crying laughing so hard when he pulled out the dialing baton...

[911haloguy]

ho do u make them fat?

[Tytanized]

@911haloguy eat moar candy bars

[911haloguy]

@Tytanized ty friends?

[CarissimiRBeast]

Gabe newell as a nano-augmented agent...

[TheLapras12]

LOL Baby version

[ericiidx]

Can there be a series of videos like this for Metal Gear Solid 3 entitled Snack Eater please

[nssaquinas]

My dialing wand is augmented.

[MrWildtizzle]

Lazer59882 is an offended fatty.

[sankunsama]

gabe_newell_plays_deus_ex.avi

[QuadfishTym]

I fucking rofled at the keypad part.

[TeHzoAr]

I forgot how fucking funny this video was

[lazer59882]

@lazer59882 *to make characters fat

[TubeofDestiny]

@lazer59882 dude, you forgot your humor chip in the closet again ! and you turned off your roleplay unit, you're doing everything wrong today...

[lazer59882]

@TubeofDestiny no for real man, please, please explain to me why this is funny. aside from the game being modded and making candy bars and making denton fat, what's so funny? and is it really just fatness and candy bars that give you people such a kick? i cant figure it out for the life of me

[TeHzoAr]

@lazer59882 fat person spotted

[lazer59882]

@TeHzoAr nope, just someone with a sense of humor more sophisticated than that of a 8 year old.

[TeHzoAr]

@lazer59882 This is what normal people consider funny. Ask your creator to upgrade your humour algorithms.

[lazer59882]

@TeHzoAr see, thats funny. thats a funny response cause it shows some creativity and wit and cleverness. i actually chuckled reading that. please though, PLEASE help me understand why making jc denton fat and calling him tenton is funny. is it really as simple as "fat people/things are funny! HAHA!"? is that the whole point? even montages from deus ex 3 of jensen just bitchslapping people is funny, but modding the game to make denton fat, i really really just dont get it. i must not be normal

[TeHzoAr]

@lazer59882 Here we have a simple mod that bloats the features of every NPC so that they resemble fat people in crude but mildly amusing way and it should have stopped there. The creator does not stop there. In this series of videos we're given unique insight into the trials and tribulations of "JC" Tenton, 200lb overweight cyberagent with an insatiable appetite.

[Yoshiki03]

@lazer59882 yeah dude, fail trolling or you must live one meaningless life.

[lazer59882]

@Yoshiki03 what?

[Nekhet]

@lazer59882 If you don´t like it why are you still here then?? Besides it seems like the people on Eidos like the character JC Tenton too (checkout the link in the description).

[mefipulate]

@lazer59882 i didn't ask for this

[KingKornholio]

UNATCO's agents have gotten UFATCO.

[Urmean15]

My body mass is augmented.

[yumchunk123advanced]

Your brightness makes me cringe.

[xninjasFTWx]

perfect xDDD

[MrZacheuss]

Nice idea, but you should think about some porn pics or clips on the computer's screens inside Paul's secret room :D I have to admit Jenna Jameson will be perfect :D thumbs up!

[Killarila]

i got a boner, yay! :D

[perochialjoe]

I was about to die, holy shit

[deektedrgg]

Paul really let himself go.

[MrDenis19912]

Epic :D

[xeoncat202]

Electronic fat men!

[Feoremar]

What am I watchiiiinnngggg

[MikeIronweaver56]

rofl his fingers are too fat. HAHAHA

[Roxxzor816]

>/v/'s Room.wmv

[MorpheusOmikron]

LOL

[AnAlexander]

That looks an awful lot like my own secret closet. Hidden behind my front door.

[terk0iz]

I fucking died when he opened the closet.

[PrivationProductions]

lol sooo funny, you shoulda had him jackoff to the poster by the ladder

[PyroTyger]

Ohhh, that was painfully funny - literal tears of laughter. Thank you :-D

[ThePTB]

JACKPOT!

[UtubeH8tr]

"i've never seen this much candy in one mission"

[YouFoolWarrenIsDead]

@dsagentutube That's not a lockpick it's a nano key ring.

[111grngoblin111]

its full of fucking candy lololololololol

[Dufflad00]

What is this I dont even

[JJMerrill]

Videos like this make everything worth it

[HEADSHOTDEALER]

lolololololololololololololool­ol

[DEFGI]

how do you get the player models to be fat like that?

[TheThnickaMan]

I was going to comment on how you spelled JC's last name wrong until I watched the video and ended up rolling on the floor. Hilarious

[ralekriver]

This. Is. Hilarious. Very well roleplayed, etc with the keypad :D

[PoplovPanda]

Are you kidding ?!

[ONNIHOLTTA]

...

[CaptainLumpyDog]

'Your fingers are too fat. Continue to mash the keypad and we will send a special dialing wand to you as soon as possible.'

Classic Simpsons reference. Brilliant!

[UthersonL]

Wait, what? How the heck was he able to jump on the ladder?!

[Fazness87]

genius hahaha, fingers are too fat to push the buttons so he gets his baton out!

[chrisking69]

lol this is an awesome fat-JC vid. nicely done!

[kelmorian178]

Is he too fat tomove?

[UberCookieboy]

1:17 made my day xD

[Teknoman891]

Epic win, I am amused xD

[JoystickJunkie64]

I'm surprised the fire escape didnt break loose of the bricks, and collaspe into the street.

[redwaller66]

ROFL this sht makes my day!

[nollix]

Should've had him gasping for air after he climbed the ladder.

[jvemPiRe14]

deus ex 3 confirmed to have escalators, jc tenton is crying with joy

[GAG091186]

@jvemPiRe14 Too bad JC's not there to enjoy it ;)

[mrcyberpunk]

LOL.. love it when he pulls out the dialing wand :D

[TOASTSPAGHETTI]

fucking subbed

sub sandwiched

[darklefaux]

"are you kidding?"

[BlahBlahYouWho]

What a shame...Paul didn't finish his Snickers.

[Takara8808]

oh that's brilliant

[tocboh]

LMFAO

[JacktheSmack]

lol! Ten Ton!

[rebelanarch]

think about it. paul was "in the closet".

[abluecommunist]

LOL 1:25

I can only imagine how bad that place must stink.

Fatass Paul in there jerking off and eating chocolate bars...

[legopooper24]

damn paul eats too much

[zppzxoox]

that, sir was pretty funny

[0TripleHelix0]

You win Deus Ex.

[sweetindo01]

HAHHAHAH OMG PAUL is a drunk addict

[DanielTheRaap]

fuck i can't stop laughing XD I'm already crying :D

[ancalites]

hahaha, dialing wand

[Dhainz313]

His fingers are too fat to press the buttons xD, thanks for the video man, you always make me giggle like a little girl

[0Angel0A]

You win the game.

[MiracleKD18]

Are you kidding??

LOL

[holyafromonkey]

Lmao, it took me a few seconds to understand what was going on with the baton.

[MahajiHaji]

Poor JC, can't punch in numbers...

Has to pin point with a Police Baton. ;c

[Jusuken]

gabe newel... (fat) valve ceo and (fat) founder by day... super secret agent jz (fat) tenton by night...

[Alacmalalb]

Haha, funny stuff.

[CWhitebear]

素晴らしすぎます

[Horrigan]

Holy shit man, your videos are so fucking funny that's ridiculous, damn my stomach hurts.,

[bebbodux]

this is brilliant

[illegalusername]

My blood sugar is augmented

[fehler91]

WTF??????? hahahahhaha what a funny video damn HAHAHAHHAHA

[ItsNotDavid]

Oh fucking lol

[qn5r]

LOL  Legendary!

[Mario009c]

wtf? Is this some kind of mod i don't know about?

[orlyyarlynowai]

(Three tones) "The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To order a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now."

[ManChiggerDude]

Potato fingers for the loss.

[H4Z4RD5]

LOL he needed a dialing wand

[CrushedMGS]

put the alleluia music back, that part was own

[simple11q]

lmfao

[MrKips]

what happened to walking thru the door sideways

[Chef033]

*pushes boxes in front of a fire escape ladder, approaches window* ARE YOU KIDDING

[RedZoneSoftSolid]

this owns, fat fingers

[Chef033]

ahahhaaha are you kidding

[drizzle55555]

why'd you remove your other vids

[drizzle55555]

cool

[SenorHuxtable]

i liked this video and chances are borat does too

[BelthasarXero]

cool simpsons reference. noice.

[ballsnuts99]

this owns, fat fingers

[SAShinigami]

this owns

[doodman44]

art

unban gigs

[blowfactory]

are you kidding

[Room1oh1]

lol