Shark Attack 3 Best Bits

[Occultfan]

The guy at 2:39 sounds exactly like the green things on Angry Birds.

[Lonewolf349128]

Dude I justfound out that that's jack harkness, And he's gay

[GruesomeDeathScenes]

it uses parts from shark zone but still good

[redfrenchgirl]

I bet more money was spent on fake blood than the special effects...



[celliott893]

2:43 the shark found that hard to shallow as much as i did

[Lulubean1213]

Thumbs up if your watching this in 2011

[Lulubean1213]

O: the shark ate the boat one bite!!

[NickFranceUsa]

GTA 2:30

[numol1]

[2nd draft comment, heh, sorry] i think beyond even the "infamous line" and Barrowman, the only thing you'd need to tell people to get them interested is "some suit drives a sea-doo directly into a shark's mouth". thanks SO SO MUCH for putting this awesome badness up. that said, there's some flashing/strobing stuff in the trailer so this probably needs a warning for that.

[JoerDReaper]

2:18 Tiiiiits....

[Ilerre]

Who watched this movie just to see John Barrowman?

[jjmfrees]

In answer to your question--quite rubbish!

[AusGoanna]

A Megladon had a squarish snot like a bull shark,where clearly they use a Great White Shark here !

[DudeSpectre]

*Dispassionately*, "I will go around again".

[danielmokey]

If this film had a laugh track it'd pass for a bad spoof.

[DrStrangebomb1993]

So, ya tellin' me that the shark can digest motor-boats and Jet-skis running into its stomach at full speed...?

...

...

Hell yes.

[TheMultioak]

the narrator has a hillarious lisp. that is all. thumbs up. im so desperate ):

[IDPrinz]

oh my god its a shark!!!, what shall we do?. jump in the water of course!!!

[DarkPivots000]

Lol, the funny thing is this shark is only 60 feet.

[joebobash]

Why does everyone have a lisp in the movie?



[athanasiadis24]

Wtf the shark changes size in every scene!

[mikethedevil10]

Damn...

[amosthree]

Holy shit! That's John Barrowman hahaha.

[metaldave08096]

you're tearing me APART megalodon!!!!

[TheDEATHSTARIII]

the great whites mouth was like 7 feet wide!!

[XxJoshuaCBxX]

@TheDEATHSTARIII That was a megalodon lol

[ururugi]

Om nom nom.

What AMAZING CGI work this is XD

[bionicledragon]

@Evilcleric Harry Potter haz the magic...

[MageDagger]

Meaner?

Hungrier?

Bigger?

That's what she said.

[braun3812]

2:40 - Problem, victims?

2:43 - FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[SaVioRxSc0pEz]

never mind i found out lol why would he eat her cat thats gross jk

[SaVioRxSc0pEz]

whats the famous line?

[alwayzsure]

@SaVioRxSc0pEz "how about i take you home and eat your pussy" lol

[deathmec]

i saw the movie wen i was 8 some how my mom didnt enter the living room in the sex scenes and the ovie was terrible well kinda seemed like if they filmed it on the directors ass

[deathmec]

i saw the movie wen i was 8 some how my mom didnt enter the living room in the sex scenes

[holytalkingdinosaurs]

2:08 they ate him and now theyre going to eat me ooooooooooo mmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyy ggggggooooooooddddd

[ravins10]

The director spent 1 million dollars on this. That is just sad

[Kingpaci123]

why can i only think of 3 just 3 gd shark films is it that hard to make one jesus

[Zepikness]

Please tell me this is a Jaws spoof.

[lousaffire]

sounds like the voa is doing an impression of coach

[1Morey]

Repeatedly press 8 for five fitty.

[greatBLT]

I will go around again.

[Paddy123456ablew]

looks good. when's it coming to blu ray?

[seasnake321]

true jonn04 but there are good shark information sites on the net too. try the likesharks site. type likesharks into google and its like the 9th or 10th one. enjoy

[SilkyMuggs]

0:45 His arm is almost as big as the sharks mouth

1:20 the sharks mouth is bigger than the entire boat.

[sonrouge]

@SilkyMuggs First one's the baby, second is big mamma.

[SilkyMuggs]

@sonrouge I found it funnier when it made less sense =( Oh well thanks for clearing up lol.

[FTWfatguy]

Did that shark just roar?

[NicotinMan]

2:45 best parking entrance ever

[garebear56]

im surprised the shark didnt eat the helicopter

[IconMatthew1]

Why did Randy Newman lend his voice for this film?

[Kallzu]

what? WHAT?

[TheSmokieMcPothead]

lol at 1:58

*guy takes life jacket* Wha... what!???? (O_o)

[whateverdud666]

I did not eat those people I did not.....Oh Hai Shark.

[EvilCleric]

Wait, 60 million years in darkness? That's bullshit, the megalodon lived from about 30 million to about 2 million years ago! How dare a cheesy, half-assed shark movie riding on Jaws' popularity about 20 years later dare to be scientifically inaccurate!

[darksonic789]

Why is there a Mexican flag?

[MegaTacolover]

Wow this has to be the worst video ever

[kathythehedgehog]

Wow. What beautiful stock videos of random sharks with computer generated people.

[musicismylife7664]

obviously if you were driving a jet ski and a shark appeared with its mouth open you would take your hands off the handles and drive straight in to its mouth.

Obviously.:)

[NaitomeaSpartan]

that shark can sense people being dicks

[thismightbegod]

chuck norris would eat that shark for lunch

[ladudinator]

This should be named Shark Attack 3 Best Bites!

haha you see what i did there? its about a shark...and the shark eats.......nevermind

[WiiPownes]

Why do they all sound like they're gay :<... T_T Talking with that weird 'sss'

[chinglis]

60 foot shark, hmm, thats almost as big as my dick

[Trill104]

2:05 has got to be one of the funniest deaths I've ever seen, it's up there with the "whipper snapper" death in the Blob with Kevin Dillion lmao

[erikboi777]

wow that looks so real

[icdpckrs]

this time its bigger.... 60 feet no shit

[blooddrunk163]

the plot in this reminds me of pirhana 3D....

[linkfan160]

Reminds me of the game "Miami shark" It's just as ridiculous and unrealistic.

[Kynrin22]

sharks arent man eaters and they normally attack because they think we look like their natrual prey. If anyone is forgetting sharks do have brains and just because they arent human doesnt mean they arent like us.

[cryptid85]

1:31-1:34 copies Jaws 3-D

[JeanPhilippeLepage]

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART SHARK!

[michael2490]

lmfao the cost of this movie= the cost of the tapes of shark attacks from the discovery channel 30$ the look on peoples faces when they see this movie priceless

[Mikeanglo]

1:13 Why would we want to blow up a battleship at this time? Theres a fucking shark out there!

[conortheBEAST]

its smart to jump off a boat into the water when a 60 foot shark is right there :P

[Strawberryrikans]

1:35 shark is the same sequence of 2:06 lol

[BattleKid619]

@Strawberryrikans actualy they only use 3 different attacks for about 10 different attack scenes

[Strawberryrikans]

OH GAWD OH MAN OH GAWD OH MAN OH GAWD OH MAN OH GAWD OH MAN OH GAWD OH MAN OH GAWD OH MAN

[Rusman80]

hahahahaha holy crap this looks lame as hell

[kdnm9996]

megladon III is just a knock off of the "Jaws" seres!!

[Trokolol]

this look just like... that piranha movie.

[juantor16]

they ate him and then they're gonna eat me. OOOOOOOOHHHH MYYYYYYY GGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDD­DDD

[MeMbErOfZiT]

I wonder what happened to the guy whop jumped down the sharks throat. He missed all the teeth. Will he get swallowed alive?

[warmaker911]

1:49 is where the fun begins.skip the crappy trailer

[warmaker911]

god dammit the editor must be on coke to make those many cuts in every second.

[RepIayMediaCatcher]

You shud change this to shark attack 3: funniest bits

[gamebuster321]

press 6 for noms

[Bobstahr]

Lol :D

[covernment]

MMMMBYE.

[celiaimrie]

Aww man, that really is some bad acting. What in hell posessed John to do this movie. Those attacks were terrible. Jaws would be turning in his grave (hehe). Thank god John Barrowman went on to better things. Made me laugh though, thanks hunnixxx

[dragaeater]

@McLarenMercedes why would you be going off at this guy? he was just making a statement that this movie is alot like a comedy and it total bullshit then your getting all professor on him. for fuck sake cant you stay alittle sane, take a joke and have a laugh.

[snowyangel97]

I was thinking of going jet skiing tomorow at the beach with my brother, i don't think i want to now, haha, is that normal? xx

[LingKida]

Barrowman! *shakes fist* Grrr.

Only John Barrowman can pull off a movie like this and still be super successful.

[lolRUFUSlol]

Why does it change size every time it's seen

[KingMozez82]

The fuck is with everyone's lisp?

[XxComablackxX1937]

This movie makes Jaws 3 an Jaws The Revenge look Oscar worthy... The only difference is at0least the people making this movie knew it sucked before hand.

[VenomFan1989]

@XxComablackxX1937 Do you think that the Megalodon is still alive ?

[XxComablackxX1937]

@VenomFan1989

While i think it's more towards the ''unlikely'' side, you can't really rule anything out considering only 5% of the worlds ocean has been explorer'd so that's quite a bit esp the deepest trenches where no man has explorer'd. So i believe if Meg or any prehistoric predator is still alive i think that's where they would be, but even if Meg is extinct i believe there is a massively huge Great White Shark that is yet to be found pushing 30+ ft in length which is still a monster

[paynegirl04]

IM SO SCARRED

[RazrHack]

"Go tell your storywhowouldbelieveyou?"

This movie had the worst actors ever.

[kvsyaoran727]

Oscar Gold

[galwaypeters2]

i smell massive amounts of fail.... the ice age was around 10.000 years ago.

i am a firm supporter of Megladon existence and have read on it alot. theyve got this all wrong lol

[orchimaru123]

cheesy effects

[leonhart423]

best movie ever

[AShallowGraveNJ]

everyone sounds like they have a gay lisp in this vid

[jakc00]

the size of this shark seem very inconsistant

[AShallowGraveNJ]

@jakc00 actually, Megalodon's jaws were well over 6ft high when open. it seems a little exaggerated but not by much

[sonrouge]

@jakc00 In the beginning, the attacking shark is a baby. Big momma doesn't come in until the middle.

[QuickScopeRabbit]

this film was great, amazing graphics. (insert sarcasm here)

[Nales16]

oh my god. wtf, it John Barrowman, im officially ashamed haha

[flippy1351]

megy



[AllForFunTV]

@flippy1351 Nah, Megy is 100 foot long :)

[bazzakid65]

@AllForFunTV more over 1,000

[AllForFunTV]

@bazzakid65 No..She s 100 or over 100...search if you want :)

[symplynicky]

jaws is way better

[ThommyBoy421]

JAWS. WHAT THE FUCK? JAWS PEOPLE. JAWS!

[aquawarrior10]

2:05 is when karma literally bites back

[macaco8210]

1:57 it's like: Fuck you!! It's my dream to jump into a giant shark's mouth and I'm gonna do this first!!!

[55rocklover]

2:39 BEST FACE EVER!!!

[Alabame]

lol, Is it just me or does the shark grow and shrink in size?

[calapanpo]

@Alabame Sometimes they just film a Great White swimming towards the camera

lol

[SpartanMartan973]

This is such an original movie. A shark eating people of a popular vacation beach. Its amazing this plot hasn't been used in a movie before

[dcamaggots]

The only thing that CRUEL JAWS lacked - crap CGI and a botoxed-to-fuck heroine. This, therefore, is the last word in shark movies.

[dwoodsky]

gotta love how they used nat geo clips for every single shot of the shark

[BacklightProductions]

about @1:30 when he's driving the boat and goes "aaaargh"

[flyingspacepotatoes]

after the red text starts follow everything with "like my dick"

[evilpanda323]

@flyingspacepotatoes win

[BoingBoingallen]

I just realized that 28 people liked my comment...bahaha I feel so proud

[Jilksy101]

what the fuck? its bigger than a boat or submarine

oh my god.........

[dwoodsky]

@Jilksy101 its a bad film, with scienctific backing from back when the earth was flat

[sgtbadass1]

jaws ripoff

[caioghiotto]

This was so far the worse movie ever produced. The special effects were worse than a 2 year old with crayons. The only good is Jennifer Mcshane tits.

[Toth39]

1:34 This movie made me jump and say "WOOOO HOOOOO!"

[SirCashbox]

first, the sharks mouth is the size of a large man, then its big enough to chew a life raft, then it can swallow a jet ski whole. F-- for zero consistency.

[PhsykoOmen]

'Give me that life jacket bitch,Im going shark diving'

[bakedbeans1111]

Is it just me or dos the shark change size

[Andr6152]

I remember seeing this movie some months ago. i have never laughed so much of a movie in my life!

and i like how they use the same 2 clips again and again at the shark attacks :D

[magickal30]

lol it's John Barrowman pre-Captain Jack. 

[RMD00]

The shark mind as well made those "wakka wakka" Pac-Man noises while eating the people. Jesus this movie was such cheese.

[minifilm100]

As if the dude on the jet ski wouldn't try to turn away from the mouth of the shark!

[RhianJosieRose]

Funny shit ahaha :'D

[TheOrientalNightFish]

At 2:00 The blonde: 'WHAT? WHAT?' to the dumb man stealing her life jacket.

BEST ACTING EVER.

[McLarenMercedes]

@Rabija0and0Adzkha

First of all this is not Jaws. Second of all the first Jaws was a good movie. Good enough in fact to become the biggest ever box office hit at the time, not to mention it got an Oscar nomination for best picture. The sequals ALL sucked though, and you probably saw Jaws 4, and thought you'd seen them all.

Shark Attack 3 makes Jaws 4 (tiself one of the worst movies ever made) look like art.

The original is in the imdb top250 list, and is the 7'th biggest box office hit.

[Rabija0and0Adzkha]

@McLarenMercedes Calm down. Why the hell do you feel the need to be so fucking serious? This is a very funny video, hence why I felt the need to share my love of ridiculous films (in my opinion, I don't need yours told directly to me)

[ianduncanbrady]

@Rabija0and0Adzkha all sharks in films look fake and gay

[darkgui6666]

rolf the guys at 2:43 is a dumbass , he is going right inside the shark mouth and he is acting surprised ..hahaha , he cool turn of direction but NOOO he is too busy emo screaming like a retard -_-

[Sillyusername23]

Is that John Barrowman? D: Oh dear John, oh dear.

[person749]

Go to 1:42 for the best bits

[molster14]

what do u do when a huge man eating shark is in the ocean

i know jump in!!!!!

[ADBHLS]

There's a giant shark in the water!

Lets just JUMP OF THE BOAT

[Batman83]

Only batman's Shark replant can save them!!!

[thebehmont1]

I think the best part of this movie is the end credits

[horrorboy1994]

Everyone sounds like they have lisps.

[207ThatGuy]

Megalo-WHO?

[EPSILON80]

Stupid people, they throw money to create terrible films.

If they give me money i ll write better scenario .

[jimpurdie]

a lot of jonahs in that things stomach and a jet ski lol haha

[TheJcp1234]

So horrible that it's awesome.

[bobjohnsonscow]

ATTACK OF THE GIANT GREEN SCREEN!

[emmaolivera]

The only reason I would even consider seeing this movie is for John Barrowman. I freakin love that man...

[transnine36]

lmao 2:03

[noncewhisperer]

john barrowman a decent actor???? i've heard it all now.

[Fettster777]

I will go around again.

[atomikbass]

Best Quote ever: "What'd ya say I take you home 'nd eat your pussy?"

[metaloner9]

this is one of those movies where you go 'wtf?' in the first five minutes.

[SCOTTISHSOULANDHEART]

this movie is hilarious! i only watched it because John Barrowman was in it, and he was the only decent actor in the whole frikin movie!

[SAWgaming]

That shark actually eats the douchebags first why did they kill it?! )))):

[miked1997]

whats the famous line?

[howie281]

@miked1997

"Why don't I take you back to my place and eat your pussy."

[miked1997]

@howie281 hahh

[themoviesman1]

OMG Its John Barrowman 0:30

[gerrardway4eva]

wtf how big is the shark lol

[wiiarefam]

i like how it changes size for convenience. sometimes its big enough to eat a sub, then a boat, then a person.

[TheWarPig100]

wat is this? a cheap rip off of jaws!!! otherwise good vid :P

[legorocks3]

1:59 That's what you call a Dumb blonde and a Retard