AH YES, REAPERS

[saygoodnightmanuel]

Turian Councilor at the end of ME3: Ah yes, "your choices matter". We have dismissed that claim

[Madragekid]

Ah yes "Turians". The retarded alien race under Reaper attack. We have dismissed that claim

[PegasuZProductions]

*Mass Effect 2*

Turian Councelor: Ah yes! Reapers, the immortal race of setinent starships allegedly waiting in DarkSpace. We have dismissed that claim

*Mass Effect 3*

Turian Councelor: Shepard, the Reapers are attacking us

Shepard: Can't do anything, You have dismissed that claim

Turian Councelor: *facepalm*

[inferno232]

Mass Effect 3: "Ah, yes, "Turians." The race of highly regimented aliens allegedly under attack by Reapers and under the threat of extinction. We have dismissed that claim."

[igotdynamite]

Ah yes "KONY." The alleged Ugandan rebel who kidnapped thousands of children. We have dismissed that claim.

[GeneralxGrievousx]

"We are the Reapers and we have come to WREAK YOUR SHIT!!!!!"

[Uncharted3WillPwn]

What a disappointment with the turian councilor in mass effect 3.. not a 'told you so' moment.

[CeaneCilias]

"Ah yes, Reapers, the immortal race of sentient starships allegedly attacking the Council. I have dismissed this claim."

[damexican62]

In 2 hours im going to fucking tell off this son of a bitch

[AutonomousNationalCA]

@damexican62 I almost wish i let them live in one, just so i could do the same, tear him a new one for me!

[SuperAussm]

Ok fine no saveing for you

[50Calabyte]

I can't fucking wait to say "I told you so"

[jayroboy18]

@50Calabyte me too

[panth62]

hahah,oh,I'm still laughing after all this time, this joke never gets old

[KennyFilmsOfficial]

A christian is talking to an Atheist about the rapture

Christian: Jesus is coming, and he wont be alone

Athiest: Ah yes, "Jesus"

[AU930406]

Yea ok we will see what there reaction is going to be tuesday.

[Todo47]

You should have acted... They're already here... Shepard told of their return... The Collectors defeat was merely a delay... From the time after the mass relays opened... when the sons of Tuchanka would spill their own blood... but no one wanted to believe... believe they even exist... and when the truth finally dawns... it dawns in lasers... But... their is one they fear, in their tongue he is Commander... COMMANDER SHEPARD!

[OlgaKostyunina]

hmph , he acts like Kasumi when told about reapers ...

[Halo1138]

I just want to watch Shepard walk up to the turian, slap his face whilst saying

'YOU *slap* DID NOT *slap* LISTEN TO *slap* ME!'

[TheClark501]

Collectors sit around the campfire and tell Commander Shepard stories...

[natanfk2]

Ah yes, Others. The immortal race of zombies supposedly attacking from north of the Wall of Westeros. Ah, we have dismissed that claim.

[MrScrummers]

Ah yes "Herpes"

My Doctor has dismissed this claim.

[SpectralRune]

Notice how the air quotes are like flipping everybody off because he only has 3 fingers

[kingofmonra]

There better be a "in your face speech" in me3.

[DioDinero]

I bought ME1 just to get this scene.

[hawkfrost43]

@DioDinero

This scene is in Mass Effect 2 =p

[DioDinero]

@hawkfrost43 Yeah, but they won't even let you get this scene unless you save them in ME1.

And I wanted to be a proud owner of this scene. xD

[holanoobs]

mass effect 3:

Turian councillor:SHEPARD PPPPLEASE SAVE US

Shep: From what?

Turian councillor: THE REAPERS

Shep(renegade): Ah yes, Reapers...

[GeoMato]

@holanoobs They should include this as a renegade Option in the third game. I would laughing my ass off if they really do this ^^^^

[CommElite]

LOL!

[jnyxtreme]

Shepard- *hand gesture* I've taken to calling them Ancient Aliens...

Councilor- Shepard, what did Cerberus do to your hair!?

[Blasted2Oblivion]

I understand the need for politicians and the need for some person to have enough power to have a final say but for fucks sake. Toss those arrogant morons to the Rachni queen and lets get the war rolling.

[pyroshower4]

If the Council still denies the Reapers existense, I will break my copy of Mass Effect 3.

[jayroboy18]

When Mass Effect 3 comes out I hope that I get the choice to kill the council again because I didnt take it in the first one. Or at least that Turian.

[IWannaBeOscarMike]

Alright, time to make one with demo and CGI trailer footage.

[Gramra]

Neville Chamberlain:

"Ah, yes. 'Nazis'. The Fascist political movement that seeks to dominate Europe and wipe out several minorities. We have dismissed that claim..."

[BARBAQUEBOB1]

harbringer: why dont you understand! we cannot attack the earth, shepardj will destroy us all! reapercouncilor: ah yes "shepard" a bad ass killing machine that has been able to take down soverign and the collectors, we hav dismissed that claim

[DemonFirenetwork]

so glad i killed him off ^^

[The3rdPenguin]

ME1- Reapers?

ME2- Ah yes, Reapers.

ME3- OH SHIT, REAPERS!

[grayfoxx11]

And that is why i let you yall Die.

[DarkTider]

God I'm glad i decided that killing Sovereign took priority over saving these idiots XD

[Lightice1]

@DarkTider Not the best choice. Think of the satisfaction of seeing their faces in ME3.

[Persason]

You should have shown the end with everyone dying :D

[dEsSiCaTa]

Lol IGN thought this originated from ME2.

[Froody191]

@dEsSiCaTa Uhh...

[lavenderboii]

@dEsSiCaTa ....it did.

[Yuxqexaowq]

Ah yes, creepers

SsssssBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUH!

[LambdaDiamond]

Mass Effect 1: Ahh Reapers?

Mass Effect 2: Ahh Reapers.

Mass Effect 3: AHHH!!!!! REAPERS!

[natanfk2]

In ME3, Reapers attacking

Turian councilor: OH MY GOD... I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

Shepard: Finally ¬¬

Turian councilor: GIANT GETH SHIPS!

Shepard: ...

[TheGBdude]

@natanfk2 HA HA AH AHA HA AH AHA HA AH AHA HA AH AHA AH AHA

[UFPAlexraptor]

I swear, I'f ME3 does not have an "I Told you so" option to throw at the Turian councilor(if he survived ME1), I'm going to go ballistic! lol.

[Novolizer88]

Ah yes, Reapers, Y_/-_-\_Y

[Jinggley]

Thus far, Bioware has done a really awesome job of acknowledging the fan in-jokes. I think I just about lost it when Liara (assuming she is a romance interest and Femshep dumps her for Garrus) goes

"Garrus is doing more than just calibrating the guns these days!"

I'm hoping there is a dialogue option that has Shepard givin the Turian councilor shit.

"Ah yes, "Reapers," five hundred thousand mega-tons of ass kicking 'I told you so.' You had dismissed that claim."

[NeoMatrix77777]

Ah yes, "Necrons." The immortal race of undead robots allegedly waiting in Tomb Worlds.

We have dismissed that claim.

[NovaproductionsX3]

@NeoMatrix77777 Ah yes, "Tyranids". The Inumerable race of biological world eating beings allegedly waiting in dark space.

We have dismissed that claim.

[TheSlinkyGuyShow]

Shepard: I TOLD YOU SO! I FUCKIN' TOLD YOU SO!

[macandfriends]

Harbinger: "So, I hear that you dismissed the claim of our existence. Care to explain, before you die?"

Turian: "I don't know what you mean. I believe in Geth."

Shepard: *Facedesk*

[Shakduhn]

love the irony of how Joker once said in ME1 (as an obvious joke) that the council would only believe in reapers if one of them sat at the roof of the citadel.

Then cue ME2, and even after a reaper sat at the roof of the citadel THEY STILL DON'T BELIEVE IN THEM!.

I'm gonna LOOOVE to see how the Turian Councilor "Dismisses this"

*air quote*

[KingdomHeartsFire]

Ah yes, Giant Krogan, we have dismissed this claim

[B1o2e3rg4e5r6]

0:01

WHATS WRONG WITH YOUR FACE?!?!?

[RenegadeElite101]

Turian councilor : Ah yes "reapers" the immortal race of sentiant starships allegedlly waiting in dark space ,we have dissmissed this claim.

ME3 Reapers arrive

Turian Councilor : Oh my god!

Shepard : Finally now do you understand ,scramble all you forces so that we can stop the reapers hurry ,before Earth falls!

Turian Councilor : Massive Geth Ships!

Separd "facepalms" : You know what ,Garrus just kill him.

Garrus : Can it wait a bit I'm in the middle of some callobrations.

[OutlawStar355]

this is so funny!

[FireleaderJoey]

This is the funniest thing in the world to me right now! xDDDD

[ialsoagree]

30 people have dismissed that claim.

[DarthFelus1]

Ah yes, Earth.Humman attacked themself.Reapers are not exist!

[190shepard]

Ahh... yes, "the Reapers"... we have dismissed those claims.

[MandibleMuge]

Meanwhile, in Dark Space;

Harbinger: You have to help me against Shepard!

Reapers: Ah yes, "Shepard" the immortal space captain of varying gender and appearance, allegedly waiting in Citadel Space. We have dismissed that claim.

[niteshmurti]

@MandibleMuge LOL XD

[MrSelfHater]

@MandibleMuge You are a genius, sir!

[MoonJung82]

Rofl I just googled "ah yes" and first autocomplete added "reapers"

[sword4005]

mass effect 3:

The Council: shepard help us the reapers are attacking

Shepard: ah yes the reapers i have dismissed that claim, disconects

[SinDawg030]

Ah yes, "The Priiize". "airquotes" The Heavy Risk allegedly waiting to be sneaked up on in the Captain's Quarters. We have dismissed that claim. *trollface*

[cb4allstar2]

Mass Effect: Reapers? =O

Mass Effect 2: pfff Reapers =P

Mass Effect 3: OH SHIT REAPERS D=

[cb4allstar2]

Mass Effect: Reapers?

Mass Effect 2: Pfffff, Reapers....

Mass Effect 3: OH SHIT REAPERS

[darnoc001]

Turian Council: Ah yes, "Winning"... A act of a person or thing that wins. I thought we dismissed that claim.

Charlie Sheen: (D:)

[PUNK3D411]

Ah yes, "Arrows" metal tipped wooden projectiles allegedly impaled in a guards knee, We have dismissed that claim.

[MrIlive4metal]

Mass Effect 3: HOLY SHIT REAPERS!

[TombMan12]

Mass Effect 3

Council:Shepard it seems you were right, we are deploying you to the battle right now!

Shepard:What´s going on?

Council:Two hours ago earth went dark.We believe that the reaper threat is here.

Shepard:Ahh yes, the reapers...I have dismissed that claim

Council:FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Don113]

This is so awesome. You can use it for anything.

"Ah yes, your "girlfriend". A female companion allegedly living in Canada. We have dismissed that claim."

[RussianKrios]

Council: "ah yes reapers..."

Reapers attack the Citadel.

Council: "Giant geth ships..."



[HtimsdrofA7X]

Shepard's Journal. October 12th, 2154: Vorcha carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This Citadel is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "no."

[Kazikchan]

Reapers? HAHAHAHA, what a funny story, Mark.

[Timeforthaunted]

@Kazikchan oh god my gut burst from laughing so hard...damn you!

[LordKorloros]

High-ass Reapers

[natanfk2]

It would be SO funny if they were under attack and called for Shepard's help in ME3

Everyone: HELP, SHEPARD! THE REAPERS ARE ATTACKING US!

Shepard: Ah yes, reapers...

[nitebomber51]

@natanfk2 Shepard: sorry we have dismissed that claim

[sword4005]

i really cant wait i got a game save where i spared the council just for shepards i told you so conversation that happen in me3

[NarakusSlave]

Ah yes “ Arrow to the knee” an over used meme allegedly being on forums and youtube comments. We have dismissed that claim.

[XenoAlbedo]

Me: We must stop SOPA!

Turian: Ah yes, "freedom."

[khant2008]

The reapers attacks the Council..

Turian councellor: Oh my God Giant Geth Machines!

Shephard: Facepalm

[veermujdahn]

I don't get why everyone hates the council, especially the turian councillor. His dickishness is hilarious.

[chasslez]

Shepard should've mounted a camera on his armor when he 'saved' Dr. Kelson.

[TheClark501]

Turian Councilor: I believe there is a saying amongst you humans: “Even a broken clock is correct two times a day.”

Shepard: Here’s another saying: “Go to hell!”

[jediking69]

I used to do air quotes till i took an arrow in the knee.

[TheVoiceOfReason93]

*ME3*

Shepard: The Reapers are back! They've already wiped out 2 planets!

Velarn: Ah yes "Reapers" We have dismissed that claim.

Harbinger:ACTUALLY WE ARE QUITE REAL. I MEAN I'M LITERALLY 1 KILOMETER AWAY...YOU CAN SEE ME.

Velarn: I dismiss you!!!!

Harbinger: NOOOOOOOOOOOO *explodes*

Shepard: What the f*ck was that?

Velarn:...I dismissed him.

Garrus: That darn Velarn!

[Lonnehart]

I hope we get to tell him "I told you so" in Mass Effect 3. But he'll probably have something to say about that...

[DjKreed]

"Ah yes, 'Garrus'.

The Turian who was my best buddy in Mass Effect 1 and I look forward to talking to in Mass Effect 2.

We have dismissed his calibrations"

[whiteknuckles01]

"Ah yes, 'darkspawn'.

The tainted race of humaniod creatures supposely unearthing on Ferelden.

We have dismissed that claim"

[nekokitwolf]

@whiteknuckles01 rofl ok that got me XD

[whiteknuckles01]

@nekokitwolf thx! lol i was afraid not everyone would get that reference

[TheBIOPRINCE]

Most people let'em die EXACTLY because of this.

I let them to live EXACTLY because of this.

This moment was priceless!!!

[ARavingLooony]

i want the Turian councilor to get squished by a reaper in ME3 then u just hear trolololo playin from the reaper

[Hazard21Productions]

@5Marksman5 By saying that, you are one of them.

[snyder8686]

If this guy survives ME3 (depending on if you saved the council in ME1) I hope you get a Renegade option to punch him in the face.

[LordManda2]

this guy is a bigger jerk than Sentinel Prime! >_<

[SKULLBUNNY911]

Wrex: If the council won't acknowledge the Reaper threat after what happened with Saren, the Geth, Eden Prime, Ilos, and the Citadel, they're fools. You should eat them.

Shepard: O.O

The Council: O.O

And thus shepard ate them.

[ginnoveffect]

@SKULLBUNNY911 i can't wait to eat the council.

[KopperNeoman]

@SKULLBUNNY911 But Garrus ate the turian.

For obvious chirality reasons.

[Lonnehart]

Heh... some people are never EVER satisfied, no matter what you do. Imagine what he'll say after Paragon Shepard saves the galaxy from the Reapers.

[Anonymous58815]

... and THIS is why I let them die. They had their heads too far up their asses to consider the possibility of their return.

[TigerMilitia]

He must of been hiding when Sovereign and the geth armies attacked.

[colebowlin68]

ah yes, ''The Council''. The group amoral of assholes who think your retarted and crazy aledgedly hiding in Council space with thier thumbs up thier asses to relize the true threat. We have dismised that clame.

[MultiRaistlin]

@colebowlin68 spelling/grammer EPIK PHAILZ!!!!

[colebowlin68]

Here's my point of the council. Asari kind of a bitch but I don't care. Salarian The quiet one of the group. I approve. Last but not least that turian fuckhead. Give me a bullet and 5 mins to stall csec. Litteraly rip his jaw apart just because I'm bored. I'd lett him die if it was just him and not the other two.

[DarkenedPsycho]

if they allow you to pin the turian against the wall and call him an idiot then I will buy the game just for that or just punch him.

[liljagsa]

you have no idea how fucking angry i was when he said that

[domirine]

i honestly don't get it. how can they "dismiss" that claim if they saw that it was the reaper who attacked the citadel :O am i missing something?

[GoblehTheCat]

@domirine Basically, the Council doesn't want to spend money against Reapers.

Space or not, polititians are polititians.

[domirine]

@GoblehTheCat but when they saw that sovereign threat was 'genuine', they were prepared for the attack.

but i guess you have a point, polititians.

[551Music]

Shepard: "Come on Garrus we have to defeat the Reapers!"

Garrus: "Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations."

[Oxideist]

Ah yes, the "Council", a sentient group of races allegedly created to "help" us, we have dismissed that claim.

[WskerFTW]

What i wanna be able to dois when the Reapers attack the turian homeworld look at him and say

"Ah the turian homeworld, allegedly attacked by the Reapers, ah we have dismissed that claim"

[deadbodykiller]

Ah yes, "creepers". The explosive race of enemy mobs allegedly waiting in dark places. We have dismissed that claim.

[SpelKille]

@deadbodykiller Brilliant.

[gunman30001]

Vrook: Ah yes, the "Star Forge." A Sith base being used to mass-produce droids and battleships.

We havedismissed that claim.

[permexOQ]

as much as i hate the Council, i saved them simply bcuz in ME3 i wanna say "I told you so."

[t10bears]

So I can kick them in the quad >:(

[DAACE195]

Mass Effect 3:

I used to dismiss claims like you do, but then I took an all-out galactic war to the galaxy...

[nomorecalibrations]

The Reapers dismiss your dismissal.

[MrCrackWeasel]

Reaper Council: Ah yes, "Shepard" the immortal human commander lurking within the galaxy... we have dismissed this claim.

[kingcrow15]

Shepard the most charming/intimidating guy in the galaxy but he still couldn't get the council to actually set up a few basic defenses. sad

[SlankTV]

"Ah yes, 'Reapers'. The immortal race of sentient star ships, allegedly waiting in dark space. Ahh we have dismissed that claim..until I took an arrow to the knee"

[andynator149]

Harbinger: So youll do nothing about this? Sovereign is dead as are the collectors!

Reaper council: "Ah yes" Shepard, the immortal organic allegedly lurking in council space, we have dismissed that claim

Harbinger: damnit!...

[LightStreak567]

Sometimes I ask myself why I saved these idiots in ME1?

[TheMasterblah]

@LightStreak567 So you could laugh in their faces when you save everybody in E3. and in ME2 you can get your Spectre status back =D

[LightStreak567]

@TheMasterblah Those are the reasons. :D

[TheMasterblah]

@LightStreak567 thats the ONLY reason I would save them .__. And there is that turian in the citadel in that one shop who hates you if you let them die :(

[noscopeentertainment]

hmm, kinda wishing i hadn't left the coucil to die in ME1 so that i could see their reaction when the reapers show up

[KatieFoREVerA7X]

Reaper Council - Ah yes "Shepard" the immortal human who defeated Sovereign and destroyed the Collector base, who allegedly waits in Council Space. We have dismissed that claim.

Shepard in Normandy - Lets destroy these bastards!

[ProblmSolvd]

@KatieFoREVerA7X Nice copy paste /thumbs down

[Radith87]

Haters are going to hate.

Trolls are going to Troll

Ponys are going to pwn

and REAPERS ARE GOING TO RAVAGE.

[ARomanianKid14]

The biggest "I told you so" will be coming this march lol. Please have a part where we can air quote, "I told you so."

[TheWeatherman100]

Turian Council Member: "Ah yes, Reapers. We have dismissed that claim."

Reapers: "Sup."

Turian Council Member: "Oh sh*t..."

[TheTvrulesthenation]

ME1: Bomb krogan cloning place

ME2: Bomb collector base

ME3: bomb reapers :D WOOOOO

[Aizec300]

You turians are all racists!

[SeriousMelih]

Ah yes, 'creepers'. The silent bastards that sneak at you at most unexpected time and blow up all of your hardwork. We have dismissed that claim.

[BrommaHerman]

I have to applaud ME2 for having the most epic cliffhanger ending in gaming history : )

[DrodGamer117]

@BrommaHerman You haven't played ACR OR ACB

[ProblmSolvd]

@DrodGamer117 Nether of them are very good, the gameplay itself becomes so stale that its hardly worth getting to the end :\

[HipposHateWater]

I like how when the Turian in the council does the "quotes" with his fingers, he only uses one on each hand.

[XxReaperZeroxX]

I heard there was a strange mist over the Turian homeworld. Lot's of conspiracy theorists think that it's some kind of chemical weapon the Turian government used to sterilize their own race but the Turian councilor has "disclaimed that mist".

[LordManda2]

Ah yes, "Pokemon Gray"! The elleged 3rd game of the Black and White series where we shall see more of Kyurem's backstory. Gamefreak has dismissed that claim :(

[alynnidalar]

Ah yes, Commander Shepard. The zombie human allegedly responsible for killing two Reapers (well, one and a half). We have dismissed that claim.

Harbinger: Aww... :(

[Peelzkeelz]

The only reason I saved this turian asshole is to just let the reapers crush him in ME3!!

[TheBlueofhills]

@Peelzkeelz I am Commander Shepard and I approve this comment

[Markis2bi4]

Dismiss THIS!

*Shoves ME3 in councilor's face

[MultiRaistlin]

"Shepard you have to save the council!"

"Ah yes, 'councilers' the amoral group of idiots aledgedly cowering on the citadel, we have dismissed that claim."

[CPUgamecentral]

@MultiRaistlin I went back and played through ME1 becuase of you. *clapclap*

[SpaghettiToaster]

Who the hell says they´re immortal?

Gota nuke ´em all!