Adam & Eve & Steve

[wingwing0404]

steve is way hotter than eve :)

[totalgurl4evar]

they should have Adam and Eve, Adam and Steve, and Ashley and Eve

[dandanwii]

I don't understand when people talk about homossexuality they always refer to it as a gay man, there are lesbians outside there too.

[lacraboy123]

@dandanwii the only moment i care about lesbians is when two hotties are in the bath together :x

[RAP4HIM]

Revelation 22:18-19

New Living Translation (NLT)

18 And I solemnly declare to everyone who hears the words of prophecy written in this book: If anyone adds anything to what is written here, God will add to that person the plagues described in this book. 19 And if anyone removes any of the words from this book of prophecy, God will remove that person’s share in the tree of life and in the holy city that are described in this book.

[Virgyy96]

lol



[TheFlammableGas]

Are you kidding me?

Who the hell wants Adam and Steve?

Get some Eve and Eva! :D

[wingwing0404]

@TheFlammableGas lol nice one.

But I like adam and steve more haha : )

[TheFlammableGas]

I thought sodomy was not allowed in Christianity...

[awesomeness00121]

He should have been with Steve xD

[twooffour]

Hail Jethuth!

[Laroughtenshighton]

dragonfruit????

[dannerzme]

lmao! God has a lisp! lol!

[12JimmySmith]

I am a Christian and I find this hilarious! hahahahahahahaha!

[kyonsuzumiyakim]

@12JimmySmith but why god in the bible is male? if adam was created first (according to the bible) then god is more male than female,since he resembles more adam than eve,but i feel that can't be accurate,why a god must be a male or female? why the man is more primordial than women according to the bible?

[GrahamChapman]

@kyonsuzumiyakim Truth to be told, I, being an agnostic, assume that the Abrahamic god, provided he exists, is a male, too. Why? For the same reason George Carlin thought he was a male: Competence. A woman would never f*ck stuff up as majorly as the Abrahamic god has done. Ergo, the Abrahamic god has to be a guy... And he probably owns a car, too, because he sure as hell has never stopped to ask anyone else if this or that is the right way to go; he simply assumes he knows best.

[R3I8D]

Lilith needs to be introduced in this story :D

[TheMonkeyBrains]

I thought adam and steve were gonna do it but i was wrong lololol

[97kevinhuanle]

God sounds like my dad.

[gamejestor]

wow God has a terrible lisp

[username474747]

:( adam and steve soooooo should have gotten it on... But ha! They are totally fuck :P

[BulletSmoothie19]

*snatches steve* BACK OFF ADAM!!TIS MINE

[hawkinglong]

@tsundere62: the fruit in this film is "Thanh Long", a fruit very common in VietNam

[hawkinglong]

the fruit in this film is "Thanh Long", a fruit very common in VietNam

[ClarissaSport]

Love it! Sorry, I think Adam in my video is cuter! :-) In the video "I Don't Want A Man"...you might just after seeing him, though. Great work!

[Ugshibon]

alcohol is the root of all problems

[Lakedaimon47]

1553 likes are gay people ?

[tsundere62]

Dragon Fruit????



[Changeling3]

"They are so fu*ked" hahahaha, favorite quote in context of any youtube video EVER (because its so true) XD

[Tashawnmc1]

gods got a lisp?? X)

[EvilFingers]

Was this a Trailer for "Broke Back Garden" with Adam and Eve and Steve?

[MrOldfashion]

The Forbidden fruit is not an Apple or Dragon fruit or any other fruit that exists today. Only one of “The Tree of the Knowledge of good and evil” (Forbidden fruit tree) was created. When Adam and Eve got banished from the garden the entrance to the garden was blocked by a flaming sword. During Noah’s flood the garden got destroyed along with the tree

[inkyguy]

@MrOldfashion: "...During Noah’s flood the garden got destroyed along with the tree"

Thanks for that historical note.

[FalseProphet501]

So all gays come from Steve. All bi's are from adam, All heteros are from eve. and all lesbians are from lilith. The proof is that steve and i both say bitch when people make us mad. =)

[DarkAngelChicke]

haha. Sucks for you Adam!

[ThakoManic]

quit bitching about religion basicly you have freedom of choice you can choose to keep it or no. obviously the woman was like w/e bish! and women being women draged the man with him.

[MrPicabooo]

why is 0nly the dude naked =(

[puppylove12392]

WATA HECK!

[BillyBuddBay]

-Steve is gay

-Eve is straight

-Adam is bi

-And God welcomes them all.

[Swimswimswim99]

@BillyBuddBay Well said.

[guitar3421]

@BillyBuddBay so...lesbians are out?

[BillyBuddBay]

@guitar3421 , Oh, they must be included....God just forgot to put them on Genesis.

[MrLastlived]

@BillyBuddBay Words of a wise man.

[BillyBuddBay]

"You have strong hands.....you really get IN there".

[ice3785]

ahaha, the forbidden fruit is dragon fruit instead of apple ! so funny

[808DAILY]

ahaha!



[jradical242]

Why don't you tell me about your childhood?

And how does it make you feel?

[syketo]

I wonder who viewer 666,000

[atveus]

@syketo I wonder who's the viewer 666,666....:)

[ReptileInMe]

lol 666 thousand views

[AWarWithoutEnd]

I love Steve's subtle insults about the garage.

And his referring to Eve as Rib Girl.

[mjryba]

Cool

[Livitalion]

Please someone tell me the song was not made just for this short and it's a real one. The only one I could find was Paul Anka's version. Can someone help?

[RightArmProductions]

Perfect

[gillinater23]

Why does God sound retarded?

[fL3x0]

@gillinater23 Not retarded.. verbally challenged..

[archuletarox321]

*dear

[archuletarox321]

LOL! God says "oh good God"

[archuletarox321]

why does God have a lisp?? :S

[mrs6pack]

Adam&Steve make a cute couple;)

[alfaramz3]

hm its funny how there are hills, the only way hills could be made are over years of plate tectonics moving,colldiding, ETC ETC.

So.. yeah. Im guessing back then there were no hills, just flat land

[thomasarce]

haha I never knew it was a dragonfruit... :P

[marcool108]

... and eve's at 6:52 ;)

[marcool108]

2:11 - 2:13 chek out adam's massive snake ;)

[happy2405]

Lol too funny

[kefka151]

Fake. Why are Adam and Eve dressed in animal skins while still in the Garden? The gift of clothes was God taking pity on Adam and Eve before they fell short of His Grace and had to leave the Garden.

[Lebogen]

howd they get the bottle? lol

[PS3Fanboysarestupid]

Christianity is false. Please take this information like a man.

[kefka151]

And I cannot understand how people can go through life living only on cold, hard facts. I cannot say for certain that God exists, so how can you say for certain that he does not? Only two things in life are certain: death and taxes. You must have something other than science in which to believe, or you will have no emotional stability. And THATS scientifically proven, that the sense of communtiy from church helps people be healthier and live longer.

[twooffour]

@kefka151

"I cannot say for certain that God exists, so how can you say for certain that he does not?"

False dichomoty. There are very, very many deities in different religions that could potentially exist.

"And I cannot understand how people can go through life living only on cold, hard facts."

Knowledge and pursuit of "cold, hard facts" doesn't preclude one from experiencing pleasure and emotions on a day-to-day basis. However, preferring "cold, hart facts" over made-up fairytales when...

[twooffour]

... looking for cold, hart facts, precludes one from getting the "cold, hard facts" very, very wrong. Would that really be a better alternative?!

"You must have something other than science in which to believe, or you will have no emotional stability."

You believe in science for providing you with reliable information when you look for reliable information. Being in a stable relationship under good life cirumstances and with a lot of friends is what gives you "emotional stability".

[twooffour]

@twooffour

In that regard, I'd really be curious to learn about "your take" on how a church is any better than a country club in "providing a sense of community". :D

[kefka151]

@twooffour I think you have disregarded two things while replying to my comments:

1:) You were quite obviously not thinking about how very insulting you sound, as well as how ignorant. I suppose you are one of those gays who thinks that Christians are superstitious fools who respond to all unknowns with the phrase, "God did it." Sorry dude, thats now how it works.

2:) I was SUPER drunk when I posted on this video. I mean, like really hammered. Thats what a vodka with lemon does, eh? XD

[twooffour]

@kefka151

1) I don't really care how "insulting" I sound as long as I make sense. Not sure how you managed to figure out that I'm gay, though - because I'm not.

And hey, you know - I reply to what I see. Your "interpretation" as well as the original story don't make a shred of sense and have a shitload of moral and logical problems with them, and if you post this kind of apologetic bullshit in defense of it, you'll rip what you sow. Heh.

Saying that "you're not that kind of dumb Christian...

[twooffour]

@kefka151

... who is dumb" won't help - as they say: show, don't tell. ;)

2) I don't give a crap - I've often posted comments while drunk, and as long as I can type, I can also make sense. But hey, you just said nothing you posted matters, so yea, discussion closed :D

[kefka151]

Now go forward a little bit in time. Most people think you have to go to a much later time for Biblical sodomy to appear, but you really just need to go to the time of Lot. He was in the house at Sodom, which was a town sinful for its homosexuality, from which we get the word Sodomy, when a mob of men gathered outside his door. Their intention? They (a mob of men) wanted to rape Lot (a man also). For this, and many other instances of sodomy, Sodom and Gamorrah were destroyed.

[kefka151]

He gave him most of what we have now, except for one thing: Logic. Logic, in a theological sense, is both a blessing and a curse. A blessing because it has given us so much, but a curse because it is overextended and used to apply to God, who exists beyond the realms of mortal man's petty logic. God told Adam and Eve not to eat of the Tree of Logic, but they did anyway. Thus, God punished them for disobeying him, and also because the logic they gained would cause them to doubt God.

[twooffour]

@kefka151

"but a curse because it is overextended and used to apply to God, who exists beyond the realms of mortal man's petty logic."

Plot hole: the logic isn't petty "mortal man's", it's divine, from the Tree of Logic. :D

"who exists beyond the realms of mortal man's petty logic."

Then logic would have nothing on His Transcendental Translogicalness. As it happens to be, this "petty" logic actually disproves God, his behavior, and his existence, so maybe he's not that "beyond" ;)

[twooffour]

"Thus, God punished them for disobeying him"

Basic logic dictates that it was an epically cruel and amoral overreaction on His Holy Part. Basic morality does, too.

People punishing others so hard for simply "disobeying" them, are considered psychopaths. This is according to logic, morality and our inner (God-given??) conscience.

"and also because the logic they gained would cause them to doubt God."

Well, he pretty much tapped into a self-fulfilling prophecy there, according to "your take".

[slavj]

@twooffour worse still is how can they be punished for a choice they didn't understand. I.e. they hadn't yet eaten from the tree of knowledge of good and evil, and thus would not have been able to distinguish between right or wrong and thus are can not be held accountable for a decision they don't understand/can't comprehend. God punishing them is just stupid esp if he made them ignorant in the 1st place.

Biblical logical failure.

[twooffour]

@kefka151

For hadn't God banished and punished them, heralding all the cruelty and harshness of human life on Earth, no one would be "doubting" him because of all this fucked up shit going around, because it wouldn't be going around - and also because they would all be able to see him right there in Eden, so no reason to "doubt" his existence, either.

Plus, if the tree of "logic", was ALSO a tree of "knowledge", why wouldn't this "knowledge" include everything about God and the universe, thus.

[slavj]

@twooffour also... god making the garden of eden a "perfect" place for his "children" then putting satan into it is like grabbing infant children and locking them in a room with a rabid starving wolf... not good!

:S

[twooffour]

@slavj

Yea, it's all fucked up beyond apology :)

[twooffour]

@kefka151

... making it IMPOSSIBLE for anyone to "doubt" ANYTHING about God, incl. his integrity and authenticity (which is pretty much the only thing people could've questioned while up there in Eden with no harm anywhere to be seen).

If it wasn't, why wasn't the tree of "knowledge" also a tree of understanding? did it HAVE to be deliberately inducing doubt in God by programming its consumers with "completely logical questions" and nothing beyond that?

Heh, seems like you haven't really...

[twooffour]

@kefka151

... thought this "take" of yours through, have you? ;)

"Most people think you have to go to a much later time for Biblical sodomy to appear, but you really just need to go to the time of Lot."

Actually, no, SODOM and Gomorrha, right there in public consciousness, you presumptuous cock.

"Their intention? They (a mob of men) wanted to rape Lot (a man also)."

Actually, they wanted to rape the angel visitors. Go read again.

At any rate, the problem here seems to be sexual violence,...

[twooffour]

@kefka151

... not homosexuality. But not sure of the Bible's take on that issue in that passage, though, because Lot gives them his daughters instead, and everyone's apparently okay with that.

So yea, rape is okay I guess.

[kefka151]

Alright, here is my take on the Adam and Eve story, since most of you seem to either not know it, or find some excuse to complain against God due to His followers disapproving of gays. Firstly, let me start by saying that God did not create gay people. Juts getting that out of the way. Ok, the Forbidden Tree in the Garden of Eden. It's known by many names, such as the Tree of Knowledge. The best translation, in my opinion, is calling it the Tree of Logic. God created man and give him free will.

[BillyBuddBay]

Steve is really hot. What a hunk!

[redphantom85617]

The snack is legit. Reminds me alot about myself!

[smartandstupid37]

haha the forbiddin fruit was dragon fruit?? i thought it was an apple =3

[smartandstupid37]

haha god has a lisp! *makes fun of*

[Thadrk1]

steve invented work? what a dick!!!

[YourDestani]

You dont even have a vagina!

[junara15]

"U warrant even born with a vagina" lmao

[kilkolio]

obviously made by a gay

[heartrocketblast]

This. was. terrible. Can't believe I just wasted eight minutes of my life on it. :(

[bonezillion]

This makes me want a pet snake.

[hailipher1994]

Wow, Steve is smokin'!

[ArhkXi]

"Why don't you tell me about your childhood"

"I never had a childhood"

I was starting to wonder if I was the only person who realized that.

~

[cryingzombie]

To this day, the Serpent comes in other forms, such as ''Lifetime--television where male human beings exist only on female-friendly terms.''

[AdDd45]

God doesn't have a lisp

[AddEmergency]

@AdDd45 How do you know?

[AdDd45]

@AddEmergency

Everyone knows

[cheesebottom3]

@Plummlets. You sir/ ma'am are my hero.

[2emma1]

Poor Steeve.. all alone in paradise..

[wakamachulet]

God: son of a bitch! haha always made me laugh

[busdriver153]

awsome!

[bofhd89o]

hey that song reminded me of Arabian nights song in Aladdin

[mickwillie1]

made man and women plural,and called them adam.then a mad scientist robbed the male adam .

[Plummlets]

Since when do radishes grow on trees?

[2791991]

@Plummlets the fruits are called the dragon fruit. google it.

[Plummlets]

@2791991, since I am an esteemed member of a super-secret Swedish scientific comity, I hereby pronounce that all of these so-called "dragon fruits" will be forever referred to as radishes.

[TripFlorida]

@Plummlets since when is Adam and Eve real?

[mrsloppy050]

voice of god sounds like a character off southpark

[gsvideos1]

the song at 4:00 sounds like something that be in

Christmas commercial

[realtree290]

thunbs up if you think this video is GAY.....

[anaicker23]

u me and dupree lol

[tailsiscool987]

does that snake have a dockters degree

[MechanicalSunlight]

Fake, everyone knows God sounds like Morgan Freeman.

[Jakegothicsnake]

@MechanicalSunlight God sounds nothing like Morgan Freeman. God is the character Morgan Freeman plays in the Bruce Almighty and Evan Almighty films. Nobody knows what God sounds like.

[MechanicalSunlight]

@Jakegothicsnake

I KNOW that, idiot! "God is Morgan Freeman" and "Morgan Freeman is God" is a joke that started from that movies.

Christ on a cracker, get that stick out of your ass.

[Jakegothicsnake]

@MechanicalSunlight OK! Ok! Calm down! I didn't know you joking.

[Thadrk1]

@Jakegothicsnake and how do you know God doesnt sound like morgan freeman if no one knows what he sounds like

[Jakegothicsnake]

@Thadrk1 I don't know how God sounds like, nobody knows what God sounds like. But I doubt he would sound anything like Morgan Freeman if anybody might be expecting it. I know I wouldn't make my voice like anybody who has played me before if I wanted to talk to a human if I were God.

[smartandstupid37]

@Jakegothicsnake wow you truely are both an ass and a christian arn't you?

[Jakegothicsnake]

@smartandstupid37 If I seem like an ass to you, that wasn't my intention at all. And if by christian, you mean a bible thumper who is racist, homophobic, gun loving, and extremist, then no. Or if by christian, you mean a believer in the teachings of Jesus, the kind that promote, love, kindness, and forgiveness, then yes.

[smartandstupid37]

@Jakegothicsnake he was joking about your precious gods voice,Hun. and by christian i mean someone who is so simple minded the only answer the the stuff you don't know is "God" when there are PERFECTLY LOGICAL explainations...and i laugh at you thinking christianity(ANY religion for that matter) promotes love and kindness, more people have died from religion than any other reason due to wars/homicide.

[seg162]

@smartandstupid37 Actually, most religions are supposed to be lifestyles for people, but there are violent people in the world that use religion as a justification for their actions so that they can deceive themselves and others.

[kefka151]

@smartandstupid37 You are just being ignorant. Please, learn more about Christianity, read a Bible, spend some time with real Christians. Then you can come back and rant on a Youtube video. But as of now, you are only being insulting and ignorant, and you are making yourself look like a fool on the public internet,

[smartandstupid37]

@kefka151 I READ the bible, its one of the things that MADE me an athiest. the best example is that the world is flat.so if ther is an all knowing being, how come he cnt even get something we can get right? how do WE know if being gay is bad? how do we KNOW ANYTHNG from the bible? as far as i know, it's fiction, and the one making themselves look like a fool is you, believing somethng wth such fake asumptions about a "God" f ther s a god, he wouldnt hate us for being gay, it's natural.

[lifeseeker1]

@Jakegothicsnake

I prefer to think God sounds more like Rosanne Barr or Joan Rivers, than Morgan Freeman.

It makes the idea of going to hell more palatable.

[happycowmonkeylord]

@MechanicalSunlight

no everyone know god IS Morgan Freeman :)

[SirAvalord]

@MechanicalSunlight soo true!!!

[IanHop75]

... god has a lisp?

[asskicker589]

lol that was 5 minuets ago

[asskicker589]

lol that was 5 minets ago

[irishmaria1990]

hahaahahah

[JustaPersonNotaLabel]

I like how the hotter guy is wearing less clothes

[mrgirlluvcock]

@JustaPersonNotaLabel i actually thought the other guy was kinda cuter. XD

[JustaPersonNotaLabel]

@mrgirlluvcock LOL. Shhh so did I

[mrgirlluvcock]

@JustaPersonNotaLabel hehe

[NebunLaCap]

Ha the snake sounds like Adam Corolla

[TheTomledo]

@xxRockst4r "humans are a species"*

[almurabiton]

this a blasphemy

[atrayu90602]

@almurabiton : LOL

[shazam15]

You cant just bite a dragon fruit. D:

[iman1996]

so blastfamist

[OmigadzWtf]

aaaw the bunny is so cute

and so is steve <3

i like adam and steve much better than adam and eve. they dont have babies :)

[ana8woahhh]

I like the snake more than I like whiny god.

[TheSpellbinder]

Such a waste of time, film and writing skills.

[zdustin19]

why did god have a lisp thon ofa bitttch

[Sophys04Sophy]

YOU DONT EVEN HAVE A VAGIANA `` with annoying tone "

Made me lol XD

[LadyAstarte187]

To bad all three of them didn't have sex together

[BorderCollie1995]

I got bored sooo quickly watching this.

[therune2you]

thon of a bitth!

[xc15heretic]

"there's water in this beer, what kind of sick bastard finds this funny?"

[baa1234]

lol ton of bugs sitting on his back

[KoboFox]

"SON OF A BITCH!!"

[Bleak]

@KoboFox That was awesome lolz

[deadman00]

nice but too bad adam and steve dont have sex.

[samanthaetain]

@113amanda if a angel told you to jump off a bridge would you do it? A= probs

[utluvr]

where'd they get this steve idea from?

[ilybug95]

nice job it was totally fluffasourous:)

[neomysterio]

Dragonfruit LOL

[Lucifuhrerr]

@neomysterio

Taste like crap. lol

[computergirl22]

this is nasty

[JulesManson]

The title alone made me laugh.

[BelovedHeart]

Eve: I think I'm pregnant.

Adam: (long pause, sighs) Great.

(Steve holds cute fluffy bunny) They are so fucked. =)

[MadNhater]

"you don't even have a vagina!"

[Domodeath]

@MadNhater Are you going to Heaven?

[abx547]

Damn, God doesn't like to share.

[isisgoesrawr]

Sk8ter4life

Because he himself said it's not right

[polkadotx11]

if a snake told you to jump off a bridge would you do it??

[cvn2]

@polkadotx11 ITS A TALKING SNAKE OF COURSE I WOULD!!!!