Game Fails: GTA IV "Man and bench can never coexist in peace"

[SkinyBull]

The guy with the coffee simply didn't give a damn. How rude of him.

[Daverdare]

R.I.P in peace bench. nevar forget

[airin6ixxx]

I like how the guy in the middle didnt give a shit about the guy falling off, but the girl on the left and the guy on the right did.

[towndrunk23]

You should see the benches in Skate 3...

[MrAshton0417]

Final Destination in a Nutshell

[Rvincible]

WTF HANDCOCK!?!!?!!



[scout1097]

imagine how you would explain that to his family...

[MightySpit94]

at least he had a hard hat on...?

[editmangiffard]

Why is the guy at 0:09 like

"Oh my god! I can see my house from here!"

[TheKuku09]

WHO THE FUCK IS KAT!??!?!?!?!?!?

[Affubalator]

@TheKuku09 NPC in Halo Reach. The only thing she's good for is getting the player killed.

[thejorrel129]

@TheKuku09 A Npc from Halo Reach, who though an ally finds a way to do more harm then good if u rub her the wrong way.

[TheExtantKiwi]

Chair Ro Duh?

[ThumbsUpMike]

That must have been the greatest cup of coffee that guy on the bench is drinking

[berballadans]

guy drinking coffee: just another day in liberty city

[MrAlexdepalex]

I lol'd

[TheNickynoo]

That is shit

[TravisLRichards]

press 7 for rancor mating call.

[S34NM0N1]

mexican construction do have 2 much taco bell sometimes...

[XxPandapride]

he has a hard head o.o

[Nastuf]

The incompatibility of Vista is amazing.

[xdrummer2010x]

The man sitting was masurbating the bench, and when Nico pushed it, the bench pre-maturely blew it's load.

Ostrich: "aha!....."

[andrexw13]

it's true terra could never beat that bench

[xXnikinosXx]

this is creeper

[thanx4life]

In the hospital:

"There seems to be a lot of things broken. Huge concussions. Bruises... This bench is hardly going to make it..."

"What about that other guy?"

"Who?"

[Leftbehind47]

The perfect murder.

[ninjaheartt]

"You push me, I kill your friend."

[StealthWarrior1980]

GOLD!!

[MrDeathbypotato]

Ok bench i choose u

use explosion

[OJTheGamerViking]

I always did say that those nitroglycerin-based benches were a bad idea. They just wouldn't listen...

[Turbofest]

The guy drinking the coffee did not give a fuck!

[CrimsonBloodedge]

Damnit benches,when will you stop torturing us with your tyranical ways?Havent we suffered enough?

[masteryang7]

In Soviet Russia, bench brakes YOU!

[NeferiusX]

Still fucking with Jesus I see. (Inside joke)

[outlaw2skate]

fat guy with the hat thumbs up hahaha

[THEDEFECTOR2255]

who sits on a bakwards bench

[THEDEFECTOR2255]

and not a single fuk was given that day

[TheMageOfDoom]

bench used selfdestruct.... it's super effective

[ARavingLooony]

OHH NOOO!!!

[rushingman5]

Lmao to the guy just sitting drinking his coffee

[HavocIx]

The bench is in more pain then the man was.

[Aaronrox3451]

Who else added sound effects.......

[Firesomar]

Doctor 1: DOCTOR! A fat ass was sitting on a bench and one guy broke it and the guy sitting died!

Doctor 2: Oh my god! We have to help the bench! That fat ass guy...

[PowerJugs]

Sadly, the bench didn't make it...

[DamnedDirector]

GTFO!

[ubgfolife]

That sucks he was having a good day looking at the building then he was on the floor what a retard of a worker

[kiresg]

The guy drinking soda was unimpressed.

[MegaProRacer]

:20 nicos head hits the bench

[phinbella4eva]

He's like Midas' brother: everything he touches blows up

[AnimatedCardboard]

@phinbella4eva Or Binladen.. :D

[maao290785]

i like that the guy is just sipping his coffee and not giving a fuck

[MunkyDrag0n]

Those karate masters who break boards have nothing on Nico!

He can break a bench...with his head...using the force.

[MrLayton97]

If he was at work that wouldnt of happen

[InFIrmCloWn]

That hard hat can't save him now LOL

[blackOUTxii]

press 6.... gettin freaky...



[swordpalme]

Hehe

[darkpheonix005]

I just wonder: Why are those benches positioned so that you're staring into the windows of a building?

[Skull11137]

@darkpheonix005

The city made a movement to make stalking easier.

[maao290785]

@darkpheonix005 those are pedo bear's benches

[BuryMe246]

Someone needs to quit messing with the infinite improbability drive, or at least stop installing them on park benches.

[Damase19]

Engineer, Noooo !!!

[MetalGunTalk]

Bitch I'm drinking coffee. 

[QBisbest]

lol Nico is retarded.

[bob15253545]

OMG!!! is the bench ok?

[TheGoodGuy1337]

@bob15253545 No, that murderer destroyed it. A funeral is on today for the bench. The other guy was forgotten.

[MetalEnthusiast31]

@bob15253545 clear it's not lol

[vampxbox2]

@bob15253545 we can rebuilt it, we has the technology, it will be stronger

[104251Truth]

@bob15253545 Yeah they fling people off bridges all the time... I don't see the point in this

[COBRA1GUNSHIP]

i have a feeling that somehow Kat did that....

[Bladem4ster4]

@COBRA1GUNSHIP who the fuck is kat?

[maao290785]

@Bladem4ster4 have you played halo reach?

[Bladem4ster4]

@maao290785 nah

[acephantom]

@COBRA1GUNSHIP who is kat? i really don't get the joke. Anyone mind explain it to me?

[Lordsteven125]

@acephantom a bitch of an AI in halo reach she betrayes you every time with vehicles and apparantly she rigged a benche now too

[acephantom]

@Lordsteven125 Oh that Kat the butt slapper haha

[RayAllen225]

i love the scream at 0:08

[TheEddshere]

It's OK!

He had a hard hat on.

[blizzardkid6]

HOLY CRAP HE PHASED THROUGH THE BENCH!!!!!!

[blizzardkid6]

*guy on bench* so how are u hey whys that guy running towards me *random guy*FALCON PAWNCH *guy on bench* AHHHHHHHHHHHH *Bam*

[Whatiswrongwithyou73]

*halo reach commentator: "Suicide"

[ubersneak]

I was laughing so hard about everything in this video!  I especially appreciated the man sitting in the middle drinking coffee... Just watch him throughout the entire video. Priceless.

[Blaqsailens]

Must have been made in China.;)

[RDD756]

@Blaqsailens or an ikea brand.

[RageinBotic]

Oh the irony of a repair-man being killed by a broken bench

[slashsteel1ss1]

i didn't know we were watching Inframan.

[rpagan98]

every day i shufflin

[TrappedInACoffin]

0:22 Just like an exploding wooden rodeo on top of a building on your luchbreak

[AwesomeSauce2020]

IS the bench Ok?

[finley123321]

how did camera change

[squidy1392]

Thank God he was wearing a safety Hat

[massaweed420]

its always the black guy...

[tomnpeople]

Good job he was wearing a hard hat...

[lulzingXDXD]

Combustible lemons? where we're going, combustible lemons are oldschool

[GingerKidNickLaw]

ITS A TRAP!

[XidansVideos]

Fat Guy: AHHH *points and runs in circle*

Coffee Man: Derpa derpa doooo *sip coffee moar*

Woman: OH NOI *runs in a more strange circle*

The way people react to people getting hurt is so realistic in this game XD

[ixWEREW0LFxi]

Its alright folks...the man was wearing a hard hat.

[ifoundyou37]

Random witness: Holy crap someone should check on him Guy with Coffee: No im sure he's ok.

Random witness: i dont know he doesnt really look okay.

Guy with Coffee: look he's ok OH MY GOSH! someone check on Niko

[thedurfwantsyou]

women screams oh no!! *runs in circles* man 1 sips coffee man 2 screams points at a random building *runs in circles* yea this game is so realistic....

[626MarioMan]

PENIS USED KARATE CHOP!!!

[626MarioMan]

I buffered at 0:06, it doesnt look good...

[vidaction]

At least he was wearing a helmet!

[AzureAlkaid]

I bet the guy drinking the coffee was thinking "yet another monday...."

[TheAllBlackMan]

Cop: You know you're in here for manslaughter, right?

Nico: I'm telling you officer, the bench just exploded!

Cop: S*** like that happens in this game, you're free to go.

[HMS234]

And not a single f*** was given...by the guy drinking his coffee.

[xboxmaniac424]

AND THUS THE MAN AND BENCH WAR STARTED

[ghstpla123]

Bench: Danger, Danger! Self destruct sequence activated!!

[YoCrunchiness]

first in skate 3, now in gta IV, pretty soon someone will declare war

[Hepdawd]

And the guy still sitting down was saying: "Can't i have my coffee peacefully without anyone jumping off?"

[pwnmaster02]

OH NO!!! THEY DONE KILLED ANOTHA TRUTH SEEKA!!!

[Winderax]

O NOES IN SLOWMOTION FTW!

[dudemonkey731]

Exploding bench is explody!

[dudemonkey731]

I like how the two top comments don't know what grammar is. ;)

[SafisticatedDam]

He needs to work on his bench press technique

[dude9741]

HULK. . .ANGRY!!!!

[50rokr13]

At least he was wearing hit safety hat lol

[perplathi]

Phasing is a dangerous art, since the object sometimes seems to reject you.

[RayAllen225]

CAUTION: Bench can explode

[QuanDaBomb22]

that reminds me of that scene from the movie "the stand"

[rayg0b00m]

I wanna know how the bench pressed the self destruction button so fast...

[unoffended]

Still can't fucking do this

[noahdrake]

nico turns bench into a rock-it-lancher and then the guy on the bench takes a sip of his coffee and says; "just as planned."

[hXc232]

@noahdrake rocket launcher*, i really hope that was an intentional misspelling

[noahdrake]

@hXc232 rock-it launcher. google it... could save your life.

[hXc232]

@noahdrake ah, never been a big fallout fan lol

[Avpsagaman]

Bench: A human! SOCIAL ACTIVITY!!!!!!!!

[AKNamazing]

I like how at 0:15 the reason he dies is because he is lightly smacked in the face by a piece of wood.

[TheWiseGuy784]

Bench: "Must dispose of annoying pest. But can't disturb innocent civilian. So...conflicted..."

*spontaneously explodes*

[truhill2690]

after all these bench fails from all these games, i will never sit on another again

[SupahMunch]

Guy in background at 0:14 "Joo see dat shit?"

[Math3w05]

Dick Bounce!

[Thehobomugger]

thats what u get for making a bench out of chuck norris's beard

[BigBlueGoat]

*Man gets up*

Bench: Take a seat.

Man: No thanks.

Bench: TAKE A SEAT!

[SamMitch95]

oooooh noooooo!

[TheMichaelshadow]

I think that will be very hard to explain to the judge...

Judge: So how did the murder happen, Mr. Bellic?

Niko: I was walking around and saw my good pal, Yusregdgvzsdg, when I tripped and hit the bench. Next thing I knew the bench exploded and he fell off the side.

Judge: Send him to jail. -.-

Niko: I'm just gonna get out in 12 hours anyways.. >.>

[XDigitalDaftPunkX]

@TheMichaelshadow

If you couldn't tell by the mockery of consonants in that name, he is russian.

[MrDollhouseplay]

Lol these aren't fails these are glitches!

[beanieZi]

like a few secounds erlier he was like today was a good day this dick omes running and he was like nope

[ethanmc1000]

Muscle Spasm

[Awesomekidz11]

Who gets sent to jail for this?

[DontDenyTillUTry420]

I love how the old man points at the man who flew over it!

[TheCthulhuMessiah]

Is the bench okay?

[legomationstudiofan]

Oh my god! Someone needs to fix that bench!

[jazzthriller]

this is the worst case of exploding bench I've ever seen

[Fresh19941]

hes was just like. "what nigga?!?!?!"

[fed927]

I love how niko slumps over

[Dragonpit]

You all saw it! The bench tried to assault me! Just ask the guy who fell over the edge!

[MedicOnDutyVids]

Evidently space-time self destructed.

[KDFJakerz5]

Right when he launched off some chick was like "Oh no!"

[AirbornMarksman]

In Soviet Russia bench breaks you

[LtSolo314]

Have you noticed that a lot of GameFails involve benches?

[Cmoney6004]

holy shit. keep pressing 6 for a man and a bench getting it on!

[Frankenbob22]

They really put some industrial strength springs in those benches didn't they?

[SalsaPicanteHQ]

Don't worry the ground will break his fall

[atrius4original]

Niko sapping my bench aiee

[Zenithnoon12]

I like how the guys sipping the coffee just doesn't care

[Zandergorf]

@Zenithnoon12 SHIT i accidentaly thumbs u down!

[suckmysilencer747]

@Zandergorf

WHAT HAVE YOU DOOOONE??!?!?!?

[Zandergorf]

@suckmysilencer747 crap I no. :( and im the only loser who did too.

[xXLDeusXx]

@Zenithnoon12 he is racist... =/

[caksicles]

@Zenithnoon12 Like a boss.

[klazzz1]

@Zenithnoon12 that wasnt coffee...

[TheAurablaze]

@Zenithnoon12 hey he has his coffee. he's happy.

[ghettoswag99]

@Zenithnoon12 not a SINGLE FUCK WAS GIVEN THAT DAY

[randomname171]

@Zenithnoon12 It's like he's saying "I see this shit all the time, he'll be fine."

[dragondude51796]

@Zenithnoon12 Honey badger don't give a shit!

[Overachieve12]

He hit the thing so hard it exploded!

[Math3w05]

Wow... he dick bounced himself with an exploding bench... what a boss!

[section8snipeer4]

oh no! AHAHAHA!

[christiancp97cas]

Bench: O NO U DIDNT!

boom*

[GamingDragonVideos]

Bench: You fool! I am a grenade it disguise!

*BOOM*

man: shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iit!!!!!!

[rickman1945]

I love how the bench shakes before it explodes. Kinda like the clench before the shit.

[qwertyuiopasdfgh1111]

i like how the one guy just sits there drinking his coffe

[HellsMaverick]

0:27 sounds like a dying zombie from Doom. 

[Tripleat117]

this happens every time i wait for the bus to come.

[EreaserNL]

lol

OH NO