Hellsing Ultimate - The Major's Speech (English)

[enjoythestruggle]

Imagine the new president using this as his acceptance speech x')

[PureLionHeart]

@enjoythestruggle I'd support any leader so upfront and honest, really.

[RElouhila]

First when i heard this i thought it was from comedy movie.

[Vyerron]

Gentlemen, I like ponies. Gentlemen, it has often been said that I like ponies. No. Gentlement, I love ponies! I like unicorns, I like pagsi, I like alicorns, I like earth ponies, I like the Sun, I like the Moon, I like the stars, I like butterflies, I like ballons, I like diamonds. I like rainbows, I like apples. I love every aspect of the ponies who frolic in Equestria.

[Yamata05]

What are the nazis talking about at 6:06 ?

[Dothv]

@Yamata05 IT'S EUROPE! THERE IS EUROPE!

[juansuarez1990]

He could convince Gandi of liking war

[AngelEatos]

the major, president for 2012

at least he'll do better then bush

[TheBeastOfDarkcova]

@AngelEatos In the process he would end up killing all of the world tough.

[ihopefornothing]

One of the most influential speeches I ever heard.

[MrXyron]

that is one fucked up speech... xD

[truemmerwolf]

In english the "Mayor" sounds like a pussy!!! Watch it in german !

[CUBETechie]

@truemmerwolf or korean or japanese GERMAN rules

[d007ization]

@truemmerwolf Bullshit. This guy sounds waaay more insane.

[CUBETechie]

@truemmerwolf oder in japanisch oder koreanisch

[TheNaitsabes96]

What are the soldiers yelling out at 6:41 ? Im quite curious ;3

[manuellamapaniagua]

@TheNaitsabes96 They say..."Major! Sturmbannführer! ???? commander!

I don't know the ???? part, Sebastian. :)

[Melonlordrinrei]

If an ad saying 'join the army' appeared I would be like "Hell yeah!"

[darkstalker117]

This guy's has been playing way too much battlefield

[lycan156]

major for president.. but then he wouldn't be major anymore

[digioverlord]

All those retards saying the gap version is best are fucking idiots. The voice actor does a great job here and oh yeah, hellsing is set in England, and what do they speak over here? (I live in England) English!!! So go fuck off to the gap version to see English people speak Japanese if u want!!!

[voltex12345]

he loves vore?

[OMKR1]

What is the name of the opera piece which plays in commencement of video

[KaizerLoopy]

Oacht Ocht lol?? Achtundachtizg! D:<

English synchro sux as hell °_° I can't believe that bad synchro D':

[angrydead]

Got to love his "can do" attitude.

[pisaroh]

起伏の激しさで狂気を表現してる英語版も、ひたすら落ち着いて嬉­しそうに述べて狂気を表現する日本語版もそれぞれ面白い

[Mikeybetts]

i like the english version more than the japanese version.

[SerasXHarkonnen]

Well, at least he's better than Bush...

[MrSlaughteredlamb]

in english it sucks, japanese ftw.

[IblisFire666]

@MrSlaughteredlamb Why is it always that one must suck, but the other is good? Can't we just agree that they are both good?

[bloodwoot]

the shadow under his nose makes him look more like hitler!

[zinadean1234]

the labour conference is going well 

[DasKame]

Crazy Bastard, but the German Akzent ist very Funny to hear

Grüße aus Deutschland

[copershark]

Vote the Major for Dictator or you die.... well undeath then death :P

he is the true man of war and he likes it! if you want a mad leader that like war, this is your man. he got my vote for future war major (war leader)

Krig Krig Krig!!

[Se1ander]

@copershark

It is spelled "Krieg".

German for War.

[copershark]

@Se1ander

thank you for that miss spell, but i still like the Major :D

[TheDeadComeBack2Life]

physchopathic cunt. Fuckin love it.

[AGKFreak]

3:41 His voice cracked a little, and it made his speech really cool

[captain959]

it's Eric Cartman

[jackalhunt1]

First time i've seen the dubbed version of hellsing OVA at all.

Gotta love the stereo typical german accent xD

[brownie1982ad]

I think Barrack Obama is a fan of this speech. Thats why he starts to many wars!

[seagoonproductions]

@brownie1982ad idiot...

[phoenixILharabec]

he is what keep us going when all is lost, when no power is left and even purpose and all hopes are gone. When you left alone in cold blading in brink of ultimate defeat and only one option is to give up, the this guy kick in an force you to keep going for sake of you selfish survival and preservation TO STAY IN FIGHT

Because live is fight indeed. When all good thing, love, mercy, pity, friendship. trust .... are gone REALLY GONE the he is with you forever and beyond, trust me I was there :)

[phoenixILharabec]

There is little piece of major in us all ..... face it :)

Embrace your inner major :)

[maarhoefe]

@phoenixILharabec i embraced him long ago :P

[ACruelPicture]

The Major is the ultimate evil, he can get thousands of people to happily go on a suicide mission that will invlove the slaughter of millions of men, women and children then getting themself killed in an unimaginable horrific way just to get all the pieces right to kill one single enemy.

Is it becouse they fear him? No, he get's them to do freely by just telling them to do it becouse they adore him.

Who can really wage war against The Major and win, if the Major intends to win?

[copershark]

haha i like this man, he is a true evil tyrant :)

if war is gonna happen agien he will be there, might be him who started it.

''i love war, i love when a soldiers is throw up into the air and shoot to smitherins by snipers''

Hitler was a joke, this guy is the true chaos from WWII!

Long Live the Major!! hopp Alucard and he gets a 1 on 1 fight :)

[MrKlausbaudelaire]

Hitler was a tyrant...but at least he was closer to Sane than this guy, waaaaaaaaaay closer O_o

[MrKlausbaudelaire]

ok...after this speech, I got to one conclusion: major...YOU, SANATORY, constraining jacket, solitaire room, NOW!

[Mrgeomel123]

(alucard laughing)

subtiltle: LOL

[Microcytic]

Japanese version is the best. Certainly the voice actor in the English version did a great job but only those who are familiar with Japanese language can fully appreciate the delicious intonation Nobuo Tobita gives to each part of this speech.His use of honorific language, the complexity of the phrases is something to faint for. I FUCKING LOVE IT. It literally takes my breath away. Hellsing IS A MASTERPIECE and Hellsing Ultimate finally made justice - graphically - to such a GREAT manga.

[Kira9921]

@Microcytic saddy no hellsing is better in english beacuse there is where it ment to be based in

[darkhunterso16]

can you make a montage for this.

[MrKazaddum]

well the accent is quite unrealistic, most germans speak english very well without strong accent ;)

but as far the voiceacting goes, this the english version is the best imo, the german is to political correct, the japanese sounds quite emotionless

[phoenixILharabec]

@MrKazaddum Yeyy you haf z true, but wit thiszz havy aczent it more fun :)

[MrKaiserViktor]

The german version is better from Major´s Speech and the voice.

[Stiglitz51]

I just... This dub... Is brilliant. It keeps me smiling every 10 seconds. When they luagh, When they go crazy AND WHEN A BADASS SPEECH LIKE THIS HAPPENS.

[Tumnaselda]

honestly, this is THE BEST English dub I've ever heard. kudos to the voice actor.

[ikosabre]

Compaired to the japanese version, the major sounds ridiculous with the english dub

[synapsenfick8762]

@ikosabre the german voice is simply awe... maybe german is the best language for a speech about war.Oo

[lordfoxy23]

@ikosabre Your kidding right? He's meant to be German, this is an incredible version, The accent is perfect!

[ikosabre]

I don,t care if he's supposed to be an alaskan inuit. He still sounds stupid. In the japanese dub he just sounds much more menacing and there is something sinister about how he changes the tone of his voice. But then again everything sounds cooler in japanese

[dave01123]

you got to love the villiens

[lonewerewolfe]

I listen this speech before playing "Advance Wars 2"

its the only way to make it look more serious

[CloneWarrior001]

His voice reminds me of Mollari from babylon5.

[theshadowbehindme]

@CloneWarrior001 Idd it sounds like hes voice.

[deadsea2004]

what happens if millenium made an army of schrodingers instead of a bunch of vampire soldiers?

[captain959]

i love war

[KaX321]

it loses some impact when he says "friends" instead of "gentlemen".

[mk13ful]

my friend, i LOVE WAR >:)

[SephirothgeneX7]

well he's got my vote

[jdmejia2009]

o.O another little step for me to conquer this world... remember this post because when you remember ... to late my fellow ...to late...MUAJAJA

[athomicritics]

@jdmejia2009 can i join your army because my friend i love war

[ChuutRiit]

Blood for the Blood God.

Skulls for the Skull Throne.

Souls for the Soul Eater.

[ZimTheHomicidalAlien]

@ChuutRiit Debauchery?

[ChuutRiit]

@ZimTheHomicidalAlien Close, but I was referring to what Debauchery are referring as well: Khorne, the Chaos God of Violence, Bloodshed, Hatred, Rage, War from Warhammer Fantasy/Warhammer 40.000. :)

[ZimTheHomicidalAlien]

@ChuutRiit Oh thanks! Sounds pretty awesome. Always good to learn something interresting :D

[PerhapsItsTime2Die]

Shiit, that nigga got more bodies on him than a Chinese cemetary.

[EmperorWasas]

Russia has always been an enigma for everyone Napoleon, Hitler and other great conquers.Example in the Second World War the Russians had not resisted the German forces, but from nowhere appeared 100 000 Russian troops at Stalingrad and the machinery which Hitler didn't know that Russia had.



[Crazedjoker117]

@EmperorWasas

Dude russia got lucky in ww2

[alukard0808]

@Crazedjoker117 lucky?

omg plz stop this unnecessary and pointless "i know everything" words...

YES, USSR got lot of bad commanders and psycho lieder Stalin.

YES, USSR was badly organised and new "orders" from commanders make situation much worse (exceps for Jukov and few more generals)

But courage and unbreakable spirit make Soviet Army unstoppable. This courage make nazis shit brix, when soviet soldiers shout "URAAAAA!" as one.

So don't even try to tell others about "luck" of soviet. Thanks!

[Crazedjoker117]

@alukard0808

Dude if it was one on one germany would fuck up russia but germany was fighting on two fronts

[alukard0808]

@Crazedjoker117 50\50 about this one - PROBABLY because we still don't know what will REALLY happen there, also main Nazi army was fighting against USSR anyway - because allmost everyone else in Europe was allready conquered or allied with nazi (Finland, Hungary, Italy)France was occupied with no losses (but there were ONE brave general called Charles de Gaulle) Great Britain policy was weird, when WW2 starts. But then UK lost its ground army and have only air advantage - to defend own country

[alukard0808]

@Crazedjoker117 want you to know that I like UK as country and it's culture, but its policy in WW2 wasn't appreciate.

Still it was one of countries who use it geographic advantage well - powerful aviation didn't let nazis get on their ships to your Country - well made.

So who do we have in this war "still active"? UK, USSR, small "de Golle" troops and few more small countries against huge nazis army with allies. USA was "to busy" fighting Japanese and sendind small troops to help us=\

[emiliolocura2]

@alukard0808 You forgot the stupidly high numeric advantage

[alukard0808]

@emiliolocura2

What? Huh, you should know:

Army of nazis and allies, targeting on USSR was about 4,5 millions. USSR army counted about 5,5 millions (maybe higher) HUGE advantage?

Well then few more facts: When nazi attacked our forces, we wasn't prepared - thx to Stalin.

USSR army was well equpped?-NO

Organised? NO

That make our losses in first months of Great Patriotic War about MILLION.

And where is your "stupidly high numeric advantage"?

Be wise, when talking about things you do not know

[emiliolocura2]

@alukard0808 Oh really? Dont know if you checked, but the Russian goverment conscripted around 29 MILLION person, in addition to the 5.5 that were in service already by 1941, that makes around 34 million men, sure, many of them were not properly trained if at all, but dont say a 29.5 million difference is not huge

[alukard0808]

@emiliolocura2 You mean modern Russian government? Anyway:

Nazis Germany made nice propaganda and organised new troops from conquered countries.and her allies while attack on USSR proceeds. And that time USSR have to reorganised their losses while they were on pressure.Army of civilians with weapons make them as nice counter for trained axis troops?

Yeah also they weren't attack together - so while they were fighting - rarely we've got advantage in our numbers. +dont forget stupid orders=\

[BrunofanofK]

@alukard0808 The only general that never betrayal Russia expectations is the general Winter

[EmperorWasas]

these guys don't look like Nazis

[EmperorWasas]

Nazis will never win the Russians

History will be repeated

[Crazedjoker117]

@EmperorWasas

how russia is weak if nazi rose again they could destroy russia

[alukard0808]

@Crazedjoker117 pointless to talk about how they will rise - even if they do so nearly after WW2 - we already made nukes =\

[Crunchsnap]

The rabbit said

SHUT UP HITLER !

And then the turtle said

Are you drunk?

And the rabbit said

Yes ... Lets go home !

THE END !

Goodnight .....

[benjaythewhite]

If any nation attempts a third war and this is the speech that is given to the troops. I think we would all be screwed.

This is a speech that is delivered with passion and drive. A speech perfect for raising the spirit of troops. Gives you a small chill, doesn't it.

[ReggaeJammey]

The Major for next furer ^^

[blackstark]

I LOVE THIS SPEECH !! I LOVE THE WAR *O* !!!

[RedSkyBlackBird]

I love his speech! He is so psycho :D

If I had to cosplay, he would be the character I would cosplay ^^

[SaviourV]

Both the Japanese and English versions of this speech are quite worthy of attention, either way. I do kind of like the phrase "Do you ask for war to sweep in like a tempest..." over the Japanese version of it, though.

[asadd2]

I guess this fat piglet has never been in one single fight

[buntado6]

@asadd2 You think he would get cowardly if his life was treathened, and maybe he is not some awesome fighter but this guy is no act, he was in world war 2, and how is he still alive and not so old after so long well, the answer tells you that he was indeed screwed up fighting

[asadd2]

@buntado6 Ah, didn´t know that, I haven´t seen the OVA yet, should watch them too :D

[buntado6]

@asadd2 Well the OVAs arent complete yet, I finished reading the manga..... oh but still it will be awesome seeing all that bloodbath in high quality animation

[darkhunterso16]

Best bad guy speech ever

[Alexc3217]

... He looks like a blonde David Mitchell...

[fortunatus]

SEALION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[anakain0903624]

Ich liebe den Krieg!!!!!!!

[satrianivai1988]

Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne!

Oh, and , is it sad I just found out Alucard is just "Dracula" reversed...?

[ChuutRiit]

Why does that video make me want to carve the eight pointed star of Chaos upon my forehead and yell Khornate battlecries?

[Megalordjack]

i LOVE HIM !I love his insanity,I love like he speaks kill and his religion.Gentelmans i want a war to :P on a big big online game .Gentelmann >D

ich liebe den typen das einzige wo die rede sich scheiße anhört ist auf französisch und japanisch selbst auf französisch weil es wie ein Kuschelhase auf koks sich anhört und japanisch weil nicht eindeutig ist was er sagt

[Lassulus1]

@AdorableUKe: Ich liebe Häschen und Regenbögen

doesn't sound that evil.(well i'm german^^)

the english speech totaly rocks, the german one has far to o less praise of war, for such an cool charakter

[Megalordjack]

@Lassulus1 klar da gibt es auch ein anime zu :D kalaschnikopf häschen usw :P

[BrunofanofK]

@Lassulus1 That is because you happen to uderstand what you are say, for us that can't differ a word, it sounds evil.

[thereallydiba]

i think the fat white guy likes war

[satrianivai1988]

@thereallydiba

No, he LOVES war!

[Spiegelsplitter92]

The german version of this speech still sounds more... evil.

[AdorableUKe]

@Spiegelsplitter92

You could say you love bunnies and rainbows in german and it would still sound evil

[Spiegelsplitter92]

@AdorableUKe That point goes to you xDD

[Fremder5]

lol what a gay synchro

[wesen345]

LOL, the german Synchro fits better to the Characters.

[Heartgobbler]

He sounds like Stewie from Family Guy...

[loggers21]

Best damn war speech ever !!

[solidsnake2234]

When he says "At last the sea lion has crosses the ocean", my guess is that he is refferencing to Operation Sea Lion, Hitler's plan of the invasion of England, after the Luftwaffe had dealt with the RAF and other obsticals.

[RRRadish]

@solidsnake2234 Also their operation is named Operation Sea Lion II. It was mentioned in the manga.

[jokingpenguin]

Im getting him Cod World at War for Christmas.

He's always going to play the Germans side.

[EdmansTube2008]

lol, he sounds retarded in english. listen to the german (i think there are some translation fails) or japanese version, that's how it's ment to be.

[xxMrBrownstone]

"Fwriends. I. Love. Var. I loffe it so much I vant to hug it!!!" *glomps war*

[RequiemVortex]

Well he's not like the Nazi's in 'Allo Allo' is he?

[jokingpenguin]

@RequiemVortex Sorry, but the moment i saw allo allo, i had to jump in.

I love Allo Allo. But no, the major isnt really interested in making love to women with helmets and celeries, or making money off of stolen french artwork. ;D

[RequiemVortex]

@jokingpenguin

Good moaning, or roother Merry Crustmas. Thunk you for the cimment.

[jokingpenguin]

@RequiemVortex A Pleesure Sire!

Merry Crustmas to you to, and a Hippy New Yaar!

:D

[ClanLordLeader]

im afraid to say that i agre with him ,cus then the FBI would be on at my doorsteep

[Thestuka1]

Well he's nuts.

[ClanLordLeader]

@Thestuka1 no why would he

[AngelusFitzgerald]

his love for war is not normal in my opinion. a think he needs to go to a therapist.

[ClanLordLeader]

@AngelusFitzgerald haha

[charly345mstl]

Last Vatallion

[TheNaitsabes96]

finally there is a film about the nazis that inst that formal or boring . . . this is how it should be ! Even if what the speech stands for it fucking awesome Ò.Ó

[BlackSabbath628]

Why do I expect him to suddenly scream out "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!" afterwards?

[flerden92]

@BlackSabbath628 For some reason I was expecting that the first time I saw it oo.

[Thestuka1]

@BlackSabbath628 well he would not shout for the god emperor

[petrus4321]

german are better

[WarioDS]

Im twelve and what is this ?

[Shado286]

@WarioDS Hellsing Ultimate

[BulletK1ss]

@WarioDS does your age matter ? i dont think so....

[ricardo15301]

@WarioDS there naziers who wanna kill every one in this world .. this is there speach ^^

[ReligionsForRetards]

@WarioDS Call of Duty player experience.

[Vayne122]

I dont get it

[KrimHyu]

so wait ... hes not too fond of war? he wasent too clear ...

[Alex15Shinra]

@KrimHyu am not sure, i think he was saying war wasonly needed for defence of a nation, or he was refering to a war on drugs i was confused

[Sanisaninja]

...so, i herd you likez war?

[kucharek01]

Votch as my testicles set on fire.

[amayanassar]

a great graduation speech

[bloodyvidio]

any one feel like typeing out what hes saying so i can put it i a quote book?

[PsyMcDeath]

528 Users have Balls, 8 have not.

[MrSilver222]

Here is generals speech in short: "baaaaaaaaaaalls"

But I liked his version too. Although its a long way to say "balls"

[DoctorWho2002]

Damn, The Major knows how to make a speech. O_O XD

[pinoypride800]

my friends

[sweetblooddarkness]

Ich liebe den Krieg rede!!! Das ist ok aber Ich bevorzuge Deutsch

[horiapopescu1]

I think i just died and immersed in my wildest dreams...krieg krieg krieg! So fucking energizing

[voltex12345]

shrodinger: your freakin messed up :3

maijor: heeeeeelll yeeeeeah >:D

[lestat23989]

best bad guy ever created, period.

[ricardo15301]

why in the name of hitler ghandi and god do he need to sound like a fucked up german with such accent ... serious ... they dont sound like that much of the time if they speak engles

[WurstbrotOfSteel]

@ricardo15301

you're right

so siehts aus

[Se1ander]

I suddenly feel a bit genocidel.

[PureLionHeart]

@Se1ander That's normal.