Alan Carr: Chatty Man | Alan's Cadbury Eyebrows | Channel 4

[PlanetUniversal]

"and i love this red, brings out your pussy"

[footyjen]

"and i love this green, really, brings out your gums" hahaha

[MmoInfo]

I dont get it =[

[footyjen]

cos its so stupid saying a colour, green - compliments someones gums!

[MmoInfo]

OKay, but i still dont get it... is it supposed to be random?

[footyjen]

haha yeah :)

[24682emily24682]

:L Hahhaa

[u8789]

we love u alan

[mandy9603]

TAKE A LOOK AT THIS Cadbury Eyebrow ad. Just type in at the youtube search

"Give us an inch an we will take a mile."

These two girls are GREAT FUNNY....it's a good take off & worth a look :)

[Bluemerlin32]

Alan Carr - Botty Man!

[KevL75]

The end makes me smile every flipping time :)

[J4CK100]

haha "someone saw a vageeee"

[xTokidoki101x]

ROFL!

[RawrLukehx]

"vage" hahahahaha

[police0121]

He talk like a girlish type.

[DeepSee91]

One evidence that you are a mason; is the fact that youre a homo and you advertising for it too.... because if everyone is confused and lost you and your sick movement get to control...

[fishslo]

Um...fresh air might help...

[DeepSee91]

Another tool for the Masons machine, may god put you in hell.

[robtminnican]

whos that bird shes been in a few things shes well bang tidy

[funkmonkey06]

F A G

[66HITMAN66]

so is your mum!

[MikeyTSH]

LOL alans hilarious

[legendaryredblood]

is that guy gay?

[mike66612]

I DONT KNOW.... I WONDER...

[xHikaruxChanx]

welll

Yes!

[sensory]

Does it matter?

[allbymysmelf]

Are you a retard? :)

[klkat123123]

yrhi fink so he looks like it!

[KENKENNIFF]

Thats not chatty, my sisters chatty, this is nothing on her

[nickmix123]

Isn't she the woman in charge of Big Brother Online?

[nickmix123]

Ok. would you upload the balloon popping task, think it was about 2 weeks ago.

[nickmix123]

+ Thanks

[katequilton]

Will look into it...

[nickmix123]

woo thanks!

[AbbieCity]

"Brings out your gums."

[MmoInfo]

what does he mean by that?

[MrHazaragai1]

Very good

[FONEJACKER12009]

lol

[pseudonym1964]

TEDIOUS!

[alfie2692]

i love u alan

[Storzie14]

the babe station is off jason mandford

[sweetypie000]

show me your knickers and they'll be down within hours too

[lustreboy]

haha, vag is such a good word ;)

[PuffelCare]

Hey relly funny i think Alan is relly funny

[aquastud87]

"I love this green, its lovely, it brings out your gums"

LMFAO

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

[Mondell45]

mm

find another video site then.

mm?

[ox666ox]

Hah Youtube sux, we need more xxx, fuck kids.

[mesie2006]

Try REDtube com not YOUtube com

[LostTheGaaaaaaame]

Youre an idiot.

[wurble]

I have a sneaking suspicion that alan might well be... a gay!

[Mondell45]

Lol really? O:

[Frankie1992]

It was on live at the apollo

[TheEmiibabii]

i luv alan carr he is so funny!

[Frankie1992]

holy shit that babestation joke is like word for word jason manford!!

[FerrariGood]

Bloody adverts! (One on bleedin' match(.)com!!!!) They belong on the bloody TV, not YouTube! Argh!

Anyway... Alan Carr is funny! XD

[HorseFace88]

....they don't...

[cakesofdeath]

lol fuckin brilliant.

[theCPgang]

haha jk

[maxi937]

Unfunny poofter

[Lucifer986]

not funny someone trash his money face. uses his homosexuality to make people laugh (if you dont lough you homophobic wtf). why are men not allowed to crack jack about pussys on live television and base thiere entire career around it but alan car is allowed to crack jokes about dicks and his careers based onit. talentless shit

[WweJohn9]

vage! :P

[PatsWorld76]

when you wear something blue, and you have blue eyes you say that it brings out your eyes. So basically he's saying her gums are green :L

[kayeye001]

wow well done u broke dwn da joke 4 evrione ur so helpful im so glad ur alive 2 do this 4 me.,.. arsehole

[PatsWorld76]

sorry that was my sister and yes she is an arsehole using my channel

[jordthedrum]

hotty on the left!

[waterhot80]

Haha, I didn't get the gums joke at the end, can someone explain?

[ChainsawDismember]

hahaha when he said vadge XD

ledgend.

[leeoc07]

fuck the advert taking up my bandwith

[Reicheagles]

i fucking hate gays

but he is a legend

[halfbreed96]

same

[LostTheGaaaaaaame]

And everyone hates you.

[GamePlayUK]

hes a legend

[VendetaRogue]

oh c mon show us the nipy

[VendetaRogue]

I just hate adverts

[rolandscape]

i love this green yeah it brings out ya gums... lmfao :L

[xXxDoNk3yPuNcHxXx]

that green dress would look good on my bedroom floor ;)

[gabibitch]

That's disgusting, I don't mind someone gyrating with their phone in their hand, but no pussy.

LOL!

[swecks]

fucking advertisement

youtube has gone fucking commericial fucking pricks

[UglyDuckliing]

ALAN CARR :)

[pleasendlost]

That girl is hot...

[pjbltd]

WOOT

[leapoffaith20]

She is, who is she?

[connorbag]

fit is who she is

[LOLZOK]

"brings out your gums"

oh my god hahahahahahahhah

[maple1anime]

Lol bo selecta always shows nip on youtube

[1993aidan1993]

"Show us your nipple's"

He that man is a legend.

[pspcoolkid]

omg an advert!

[Dinumas]

moo

[brynpuff]

OK THIS VIDEO REALLY SUCKED LIKE EAting poop. THIS IS A VERY BED VIDEO!

[yoyonathan34]

whats a bed video wtf lol do u mean BAD

[misssxcgirl1995]

HAHA i think he means he wants to bed with the video!!!!lol... well gd luck wid that!!!

[Sophh001x]

that makes sense =l

[amysquie]

I love alan carr lol! I love the adverts with him being the toddler that are on at the mo!

[1993aidan1993]

I was in hysterics when i saw that :)

[yourdisconeedsyou1]

"It brings out your gums" lol.

[sedd1234]

haha i like it :)

[shudduppayaface]

"i love this green, it brings out your gums"

LMFAO

[AdamSwainston0]

LMFAO, "Brings out your gums" is my new compliment ;)

[captaintefal]

you're a cunt, lets hope you die in 10 days (less preferably)

[armlesscorps]

lol

[SM062K8]

aww alan carr is so funny.

[staples1993]

ALAN CARR IS A FUCKIN LEGEND :D

[dmustard11]

I agree. Alan Carr is a legend! He's such a funny guy.

[madmillie94]

Alan Carr.. Is my Romeo! He's just so lovely!!! (L) He is my world... Literally.

Can't wait til it comes on.

xxxx

[madmillie94]

What?!

[33fgfhjjggy6y]

a shit that is saggy that is what i belive alan carr to be

[ohronaldo34]

omg that is so funny you saying that, cos thats exactly wat i imagined you to be...

[33fgfhjjggy6y]

what did i say

[pieceofcake2008]

Hillarious!

[kyaificationgirl]

haha hilarious!!

[MmoInfo]

this is funny as hell.

[RenoImovie]

lmao alan carr xD

[freedermkk]

That "vag" joke is by Jason Manford the guy from 8 out of 10 cats.

[NaughtyBwoi]

yeah, i was thinking the same thing, why is he using it for?

[ohronaldo34]

how do you know it wasnt started by alan carr. did jason manford tell you this....did jason manford who you seem to know surprisingly well, tell you in a cosy conversation that he invented the word vag??? well did he? dude you gotta get over yourslef cos it was just a wordand anyone can it.....'vag' there we go i just said it, oh am i gonnaget copyrighted by the copyright police??? lol jokes

[freedermkk]

If your comment was atleast a bit funny, I'd probably not have replied.  Don't try be funny please, it really does not suit you.

[ohronaldo34]

You probably have a third nipple, people with third nipples normally have a sense of humour bypass

[dazzafox02]

em didnt u just reply?

[AdamSwainston0]

@freedermkk woah woah woah woah woah. did you just say he ate out of ten cats? that's sick.

[Crispy329]

Lol complaining on about seeing a Vadge on Babestation xD

[spunkkymunkky]

alan looks so much like the tall one of morcambe and wise

[matherax1]

lolzolz

[immortalharneil]

Show the nipple!

[stinky1235]

aww, i love alan carr

<3

[ElisFilms]

watch?v=wfspqcMNy6k

[Haroun2009]

why the fuck is there an advert before the video???

youtube is getting gayer and shitter all the time

[kerrang99]

yeh but it looks really funny that hangover film

[9thprotocol]

just like your ass is

[Crispy329]

It's only this Channel you bellend and other official ones. xD

[Haroun2009]

thats still shit. and its your ugly mum whos the bellend

[Crispy329]

NOES!!

[razryan]

shes well fit :) n alan carr is the funniest guy ever lol

"and i love this green.. its lovely... bring out ya gums" rofl ;d

[mcloving111]

:S

wow didint really get the funny part/ but i would like to c her nips ;)

[PrettyniceB]

I love this green it brings out your gums.......... I've never heard that,.... super disliked the gay dude but funny comment nonetheless.

[Ilwad]

NPPLE!!!!

[StrGrlOllie]

its Lily, not Lilly.

[hautenarcissism]

it hardly matters.

[StrGrlOllie]

well first off, a name isn't grammar. i just know that i wouldnt want people misspelling my name.

[eobasi]

...brings out your gums lmao!! oh alan! i love u xxx

[kiddrahul]

Youtube wise :), i love you Mr.Carr! xx

[Jari168]

lmao! show me ur nipple? lol