Best Velociraptor Impression Ever

[kolinmartz]

imagine this guy on guard duty its more effective than a dog barking

[DarkMatter248]

Imagine him using this on battle...

[MrWebby95]

tutorial? :')

[BlackDomeJerome]

hahahaha this vid is hilarious

[bladejoona]

amazinglife247

[ProGlitcher1997]

BEST FUCKING VIDEO EVA :D

[HBGHOX]

2 bucks yaye

[TheRealVordox]

This guy is GOOD O.o

[OlaftheViking1]

hahaha great :D

[HelvitisHora]

awesoem :D

[ChaosKnight572]

Army's got Talent.

[azon09k]

Wow that is really funny whats next will the dinosaur imitate you

[freedomfighterguy1]

It looks like this guys got Raptoritis.

[freedomfighterguy1]

This guy is good at the impressions of a Velociraptor from Jurassic Park and Golem (Smeagol) from the Lord Of The Rings movies.

[mosainagant]

@freedomfighterguy1 OH RALLY? DID NOT SEE THAT LOL

[KraljOsovina]

@freedomfighterguy1 NO SHIT!

[Isliandria]

This is awesome! =D LOL

[GundamDirge]

HOLY WIN!!! Marines doing it better - OOHRAH!!

 /end fangirl

[MichiganMarineLcpl]

I remember fun times in the squad bay. Semper Fi!

[NicholasB1224]

Both of those impressions were on point...... damn.

[xXiatitaXx]

omg lool !!!!!!!! but great imitation O.O

[OtakuArashi16]

HOLYSHITDOMORE!!!

[rockcandyxoxo]

I think I'm in love

[BtTmudi]

who argues about military when this video is all about the f*ckin' best velociraptor impression ever?!

[leevancleef35]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[707kang]

He's actually in the marines, this is pretty good.

[conman1040]

This guy doesnt belong in the army, he belongs on stage!

[itsguyguy]

Raptor impersonation was on point.

[seRjlalala]

First class performance! xD

[dorianali1]

why dint we send him after bin laden he would of done ti for like 10 bucks instead we used 10m...

[tericath1]

genious :D

[TerrorDroneest]

People do stupid things all over the world when they're stuck in the army, stop judging them just because they are americans... You've got to have fun somehow y'know, it's a crime not to do so.

[Theeriuth]

The reason for Don't Ask Don't Tell.

[ASFALT21]

waht the fuck LOL

[spikmun]

This is why they didnt find bin laden for 10 years

[Raayychhull]

this made my day. soo funny lol. gotta love your military men and women :} <3

[speakseasy313]

Thats how we should march in iraq lol

[TheRealDanielWolfe]

This is goddamn America.

[GraveDiggerIII]

the army must be a boring place lol

[Sandi315Productions]

Endangered species

[rebel3353]

MOAR!

[gelgermek]

That's great. Now do Smeagol fucking a raptor.

[Dalcb09]

Get these guys some hookers ASAP!

[MsNekow]

That '' Rrrrrrr'' things at the beginning is awesome xD

[Giingger]

So funny! Anyone knows more about more videos with this guy?

[rooba27]

too much army for this guy

[denielmaster]

I'm fckn impressed!

creepy too, lol.

[TheM4luku]

Imagine that you are in bed and he does that!

Damnn..

[carbonrocket]

Class act, stay safe and get in theatre. In fact all of you stay safe!

[sedantez24]

U need to be on stage! brilliant!

[FunkyRaspberry]

I wish I could do those sounds... would creep the fuck out of my friends

[cryptedvick]

Fuckin AWESOME dude!!

[gethsoftware]

sent in the raptors.

[ayyyynoo]

that was more awesome than sliced bread

[WhatsInspiration]

Smeagol impression was fucking perfection.

[tarikjames13]

Iraq, we comin for you nigga!

[vinzer72banned]

the smeagol impression was just awesome lol

[JustCallMeAndreW]

Clever Troop

[TekkersBexx17]

Funnyjunk anyone....

[halomaster2155]

@TekkersBexx17 Now back to FJ... AWAY!

[PhantomSora]

AMERICA, FUCK YEA!

[RileysWonderfulWorld]

American Intelligence 

[xEMeehanx]

well show iraq who is weirder!

[Meredithclare]

oh god that is amazing. XD

[matteo1331]

This guy is awesome :D he has talent...

[adkinsadkinsadkins]

Tricky, but I finally managed to masturbate to this video

[stephengerondakis]

@adkinsadkinsadkins How was it tricky? Those noises were amazing!

[Laredon0]

Iraq is fucked.

[TrampBalls]

funnyjunk brought me here...

[RoflmaoEntertainment]

@TrampBalls i smell bacon

[g3xter2]

so that's where our taxpayer money goes

[ode4951]

@g3xter2 Oh yes since all you do is sit on your fat ass eating in burger king whilst these guys rick their lives so that you could waste yours

[juanpablofx]

@g3xter2 shut up. Ignorance is not bliss.

[KazeGaara89]

I hope Gollum doesn't lead the soldiers to Shelob's lair.

[Thetrini11]

even the military gets bored

[MrLaintube]

It's about time the US military realized the combat potential of human-dinosaur hybrids

[ThreeNineLine]

Hahaha! Love it. Made my day!

[vertmb]

Police Academy eat your heart out.

Cadet Academy!

[BrainOnVacation]

those people will "protect" us in war.... i feel doomed.

[rastafaril]

@BrainOnVacation going into war is NOT protection so don't feel doomed..

[Carrorc]

Lord of the Jurassic Park.

[DiarrheaRocket]

Marines got talent! To vote for Cpl. Wankstick text WTF to 390784

[EZCOOLBREEZEXx]

MOM I WANNA JOIN THE ARMY!!

[IIIXIII313]

that is f'n embarrassing

[BBeatMalaria]

@IIIXIII313 You mispelled awesome.

[Olemguy]

@IIIXIII313 No it's not. It's epic.

[spiderjur]

if the taliban still believes in dinosaurs then where all good

[TheFrozenBear]

The Smeagol was way better than the Velociraptor-thing!

[WhatIAm99]

Tard.

[RifRaf44]

jurassic park wasn't a documentary...

how can you even know that's how they sounded/walked?

[theaff]

Meanwhile in Iraq

[redflamekitty44]

lmao

[McLemonaid]

Hate it when people clap their hands in amusement

[Xero525]

this is where my tax dollars are going?

[apfeltes]

@Xero525 well, he most likely didn't go to classes to learn to do that while being in the military. so your tax dollars weren't involved with him doing that. also if you have a problem with what military men/women do in the free time or if your 100% against them having any free time at all why don't you join and show the military how your willing and able to work 16 hours a day, 7 days a week for 4+ years.

[DraconicXX]

@apfeltes I almost feel sorry for your reaction.. you sound like you're in the army and haven't had sex with anything other than men and your hand for the last 4+ years, 16 hours a day, 7 days a week.

[apfeltes]

@DraconicXX i'm not in the military i just have respect for most of them. way to show your maturity

[DraconicXX]

@apfeltes I do respect them too, but the guy just made a joke and you overreacted a bit.. way to show your maturity

[Xero525]

@apfeltes thank you helpy helperton -_-

[DonnieCallister]

How can you make an impression of something no one has ever seen?

Gotta admit though, it's pretty fu**in good! :-)

[TheMandarklaughs]

i knew that the U.S. military is making experiments on the soldiers

[cballew57]

I think we need to bring them back home!!!

[tylerandjaron]

and this is why the americans lose every battle...

[ohgoddamshazam]

@tylerandjaron You'll eventually regret that comment.

And your lack of.... common sense.

[tylerandjaron]

@ohgoddamshazam why would i regret that comment, your government flew planes into the 2 most important buildings in the world in 2001 and framed the middle easterns so they can take over the land and eventually take the natural resources such as oil and gas. the americans are supposed to have the most advance warfare fighting and its taking them 10 years and countsing on fights men who wear rags on their heads and carry ak-47's. and the americans are so far in debt it's not funny.

[ohgoddamshazam]

@tylerandjaron Neither of the things you mentioned in either of your comments had anything to do with 'Americans losing every battle.' I understand the America is in debt, I understand that their are conspiracies surrounding the whole September 11th thing, and I also understand that the entire 'war' in Iraq should have never lasted this long.

But what war did we lose, clever guy?

[ohgoddamshazam]

@tylerandjaron and also, this is no place for comments like that, this is a video of people having fun while they aren't working. Take your anger (or whatever it might be) go to your nearest shady neighborhood and buy some pot. You'll be far better off.

[tylerandjaron]

@ohgoddamshazam it's not anger, im simply stating if he had used his time better the americans wouldn't suck when it comes to war....side note i wrote that as a simple little joke and you got all hell bent so maybe you should go and buy your drug of choice and cool down

[brookexMaya]

@tylerandjaron By the way...You live in Canada. You got no say. If the United States fall, so does Canada. So please. Shut the fuck up.

[tylerandjaron]

@brookexMaya canada doesn't fall for shit

[brookexMaya]

@tylerandjaron Cananada doesn't have a military, I'm sure. If United states were to be invaded, it'll most likely come through canada first.

[tylerandjaron]

@brookexMaya k i find this very annoying arguing with you, so im not replying after this message...but i broke my foot so ill go get it fixed by my free healthcare....

[brookexMaya]

@tylerandjaron Free health care? My aunt is a multimillionaire (She owns a boating service) My grandma is a multimillion. (She's in the real estate) My granpa is a multimillionaire (He's in the oil business)

[EpicOMGWTF]

@brookexMaya Oh dude... please tell me you're joking.

You do remember canadian troops burning down the Whitehouse... don't you?

Anyway, except for retards like you, I like the US, so I won't bother arguing with one bad apple.

[tylerandjaron]

@ohgoddamshazam it's not anger im simply saying he could use his time a little more wisley as a soldier, and ill admit i do think it is impressive on how well he demonstrated it, and what i said was a simple joke like "Forlorade", but you got all pissy and typed before you thought, maybe you should go visit a drug dealer and get something to calm yourself down so you dont walk around in life so seriously...nice anime uploads by the way ya queer

[brookexMaya]

@tylerandjaron Let me hop into this. The Taliban uses something called "Hugging". They hug near innocent people. You need to get off the internet and start learning things if you're this gullable. U.S. trained the taliban to fight the soviet union. They then used that training and also the Taliban DID fly planes into the twin towers. The UK is just as shit. Iraq is a oil country (Yes.) but what if we pull out of Iraq? SO MANY FUCKING MORE TERRORIST ATTACKS. Learn to use common sense.

[tylerandjaron]

@ohgoddamshazam with how things are looking...the americans will become a 3rd world country when their dollar is worth less than a jewish nickle

[donbasuradenuevo]

Do you now believe in Post Traumatric Stress Disorder?

[kazantzidis60]

crap.....



[monstero111]

to much afganistan i see :D

[TheMonologueShow]

so this is what they do in the army...

[lolcatofawsumd]

taco bell bag lolz

[s0rkx]

lol

[Forlorade]

Meanwhile in America



[x0hieu93]

Stop Velociraptor dont act like Gollum !

[JonathanDavidLewis]

@x0hieu93 We can't know that for sure...

[ilias900]

@x0hieu93 You are not Gollum, you are a velocirapter. You look silly like that. You can't even wear rings. Silly Velociraptor.

[no0kieNRW]

not bad man ^^

[JonathanDavidLewis]

@no0kieNRW Thanks! :)

[re0508]

I want this man at my wedding

[JonathanDavidLewis]

@re0508 Okay, but you have to pay my travel expenses. ;)

[terror0earth]

HES AMAZING

[JonathanDavidLewis]

@terror0earth Awe, thanks!

[moomoocow1112]

So IN LOVE.

[Speed1Killer1]

now hes the clown of company

[Danny121208]

that was awesome! dude your amazing! 

[hexecutioner]

the smiegal was even better.. i can do the raptor real well.. the walking and running anyway not the growling...



[jonnyfender7]

Hahahahah!!!!!! Hahahaha!!!

[ThatMazenierKid]

2.00 to 7.00. Holy shit. I wish I could do that.

[goodtimesvids]

this is by far the best raptor impression AND smeagol impression ever. the guy on britain's got talent was NOTHING compared to this. even the way you switch from smeagol to gollum is insaneee dude

[muntu1221]

Best hissing and growling ever

[knottytrevor]

uhhhh... "hooah"?

[lisardos7]

Damn! This should so go viral O_O

[hgraxirena]

OMFG...this is awesome...

[napolean34]

Awesome !!!  lmao

[terbjl6]

well done

[FarseedPhysics]

@T4rDKnoT666fun absolutely

[plushprincess830]

im jealous, o your raptor impersonation

[Jellyfishh1]

The raptor impression, well what can I say? Godlike?

[FRANK2759]

you can tell he played a lot of dinosaur games when he was younger :D

[Llamallamaduck62]

omg. he's so good he actually scares me.

[Norax7]

His impression of gollum or smeagle is spot on he sounds exactly like Andy Circus.

[KagomexPrincess]

Wow, that actually scared me! Lol.

[m1n1j1mmy]

omg that was amazing i loved it when he was golem and smeagel

[sailhobiecat]

Best impression ever! Amazing. And scary!

[wolfgurl831]

one of the best impressions. thanks for that

[12thLeveIWizardKing]

Hahah, that was so awesome!! Such great impression

[redtibby01]

how the fuck did he do the raptor noise? thats awesome!

[chazrai]

Wow, this guy is awesome.

[thedeal84]

one of the funniest things i've seen in a long time lol

[ShortOfNormal]

that was awesome

[zac2727]

thats too funny

[repeatRE]

ok that made my day. i want your crazy skills

[catail05]

That would make a great ringtone.

[Spinoraptorrex]

That was great! Smeagol was lol

[deathbysushi]

Spot on sir. Spot on.

[Forlo12345]

WTF!!!  LOL!!!!!!

[jellybeaner18]

hahahaha..fuck ya.

[ButlerMoz]

Makes me want to join the military.

This was fucking great!!

[hymneforthedead]

wuuut the fuck?! ROFLMAO

[paskowitz]

f-ing hilarious. made my day.