Mr. Deity and Da Man

[HorrorIllogium]

"an wife"

[KynMites]

Blasphemer all glory to the FSM

[1tabligh]

What is called science by the *science-worshippers* of the present age and regarded by them as equivalent to the sum total of *reality*, is simply a collection of laws applicable to a single dimension of the world. The result of all human effort and experimentation is a body of knowledge concerning a minute bright dot comparable to the dim light of a candle-surrounded by a dark night enveloping a huge desert of indefinite extent.

All praise is due to ALLAH, the Lord of the Universe.

[Rodafowa]

@1tabligh You have to love someone deriding science's efficacy and importance to humanity ON THE FLIPPING INTERNET.

[1tabligh]

@Rodafowa The atheist Delusion!

How could some of the scientists permit themselves to make a claim that would necessitate knowledge as extensive as the scheme of the universe, when their knowledge of the total scheme of being is *close* to zero, when confronted with a whole mass of unknowns concerning this very earth and tangible, lifeless matter, let alone the whole universe?

[Rodafowa]

@1tabligh Yeah, apart from transportation, medicine, food, shelter, leisure, comfort, and am almost unimaginally vast world-wide network of computers providing the largest, most democratic information and communication resource in the history of humanity - what's the scientific method ever done for us, eh?

[1tabligh]

@Rodafowa Do scientific discoveries and knowledge cause such a scientist to conclude that matter, *unknowing and unperceiving *, is his creator and that of all beings?

No?

Then how can the duped atheists and some of the scientists delude themselve and *believe* that hydrogen and oxygen, electrons and protons, should first produce themselves, then be the source for all other beings, and finally decree the laws that regulate themselves and the rest of the material world?

[juuonse]

I suppose they forgot to mention the rib part.... :D

[bakersfieldmusicnow]

wwooww..yeah just that simple..thanx...praise God..lol..well you/././...hmmmm i guess

[UbiquitousChe]

Celine Dion!

[hstg98]

LOL-These are brilliant! I absolutely love these. -Adam's face at the end, when he signs, is priceless.  Keep it up, guys; great work!!

[feynman1234]

bannana is a creationist argument. google creationist bannana

[rich2rock]

I'm in.

[MrArokOleary]

lmfao great video, very accurate!

[KipMagnusJansson]

13 people are not in.

[tinylittlegnat2]

Dear Mr. Deity,

Why does Adam have a belly button?

Thanks

TNG

[TheMissymail]

oh my.. this really gets me to laugh so hard! haahhahahahahah!

[XxXspacityheroXxX]

That is fkin amazing!!!! LOVE IT

[eahazell]

that banana at teh end is epic

[Phluffey]

The list is the same as Mr. Deity and the Evil.

[robbcayman]

Responsible for Celine Dion lol

[tifforo1]

The whole crap about bringing the animals before him to see if any of them was a suitable partner before creating woman makes no sense if he was created with testicles. I mean, wouldn't the plan to create another person have to have been in the works already when testicles were created?

[depaderico]

adam has a belly button. nice job fucking that up.

[theperrenialsmartass]

If you watch carefully, Larry even has an iPhone, which were not invented for at least another thousand years. What a bunch of retards.

[theperrenialsmartass]

They should read that disclaimer to the groom at all weddings.

[misterdeity]

@theperrenialsmartass It's part of the Mr. Deity wedding package.

[andjack]

"I'm in!" :)

[jardef1986]

Always love the final punch line.

[alexfjord]

The face on Adam at the end of the skit was the funniest and saddest thing ever. God help us (guys). We are in way over our heads!

[sadrequiem]

It would've been interesting if Adam was black. Great video though. Very very funny!!

[8o8riddim]

Celine dion

[jaca1]

Naked pics of eve on his phone

[WickedRita]

poor confused Adam. never thought about it this way before

[Twenty7andahalfpiece]

Happy Birthday!! ;) :*

youtube.com/watch?v=8CvQ26F4wn­s

[kmoody2003]

Genuis i Love the ending, sum how i just now seeing this episode the first time today

[quosmo1]

help meat :) lol

[totoro1591]

WOW!!! God is deceptive...

*He's actually signing the penguin form... XD for anybody who has seen "Adam"*

[Zipzap220]

I love how everyone in heaven use iPhones! :D

[madio69]

THIS IS ALL PURE GOLD

[Phelan666]

...Aaaand here's the rear view.

I'M IN.

ROFL

[1337Rundown]

HAHAHAAA good one

[nispen]

Fan-tas-tic



[Amphibiot]

The banana you are holding at the end, after the skit, Is that an ironic nod to the bananaman, or just a banana?

[misterdeity]

@Amphibiot Yes. Keep watching the episodes in order. You'll get more of the idea.

[darkrx777]

@misterdeity when i see the banana i always think..... Ray Comfort LMAO!

[tuseroni]

"im in..." lulz

[Dexterdyne]

Dear Lord ...

I know money is tight, but Larry rates a eye plan that puts some sort of lens in the glasses.. About 2:20, realized to my horror the benefit plan actually does sux everywhere.

Geeze.. the man waxes the firmament for the love of pete ..

.. :) ..

[TheRumpletiltskin]

from 2:12 till the end of the definition... I laughed so hard it hurt, my missing rib! LMAO!!! (lame joke fail)

[Cootabux]

How great was the end when Larry shows Adam Eve's...uh, particulars, and Adam becomes temporarily brain dead and throws all caution to the wind!! Ha, how real was that? Which of us guys wouldn't have done the same exact thing?

Classic episode!

[MeIoco]

ROFL

ROFL

[lezvarthok]

the rear view haha . makes all man dumb :D ... more lucy <3

[Korkzor]

list over consequences".... Celine Dion...." haha

[litteraround]

adam looks like daniel craig!

[Acromanicus]

"I'm in." Adam you bastard.

But yeah love the rear view.

Anyways love the show.

[jadeferia]

LMAO...speaking of bad grammar in the bible, let's talk about Romans 6:23: "For the wages of sin IS death."

[dzikv01]

Damn paperwork... LoL!

[Eintr3eipied8]

LMFAO! The end was PRICELESS! "I'm in"!

[GermanChocolateCake]

@Eintr3eipied8 Totally.

[usnationalist]

Fake. Adam had a belly button.

[amberview30]

lol, celine dion is a disaster.

[nanelarya]

Haha the 'rear end-im in' really made me laugh hard, im glad no one's around to see me laugh like a lunatic.

[MistressInked]

Adam needs some sun.

[MWcrazyhorse]

:-D

[PrettyBonesArt]

"I have power over her, right?"

"Uhhh, theoretically......"

This is a great series.

[rmac40]

and theres the rear view.... LMAO

[opidacul]

I don't know is sounds risky !!!!! hahahaha

[beeblmeyer]

I thought Adam was a babe. Funny show.

[Dysgyzed]

*Excellent* casting! Adam has simian morphology. *wink*

[Vegasgodless]

I love the banana bit, you look like Ray Comfort. LOL...

[daisytrench]

I thought Adam would be better-looking.

[W4LTERhiggins]

...maybe THAT explains original sin...

[cedartree696]

One of the best series on Youtube. This is genius.

[godDIEmanLIVE]

if there was a god he would find it funny^^

[W4LTERhiggins]

You're just desperate to get your decision out there, aren't you?

[humanist7117]

Best Mr. D. ever!!

[grimneda]

Should I ever win the lottery, I would sponsor you.

[auriciangelescu]

Funny and very inventive (first time watching your videos)!

[skinnywhop87]

lol u guys could've done more "Bitchy" wife jokes

[sulljoh1]

wonderful. even better than the michael shermer one.

[miket1m]

Too funny, I love it.

[lessermystery]

yup. no quid pro quo here.

[Vwashk]

Description says: "Mr. Deity and Larry prepare Adam for an wife.", whereas it should be: "Mr. Deity and Larry prepare Adam for a wife.".

XD

Love this, though.

[misterdeity]

It's a play on the King James Bible where they use "an" with the word, "helpmeet." See Mr. Deity and the Helpmeet from the second season (episode 8 or 9?) on our website.

[Vwashk]

Ohh, I see.

Well, nevermind then...

[Akathist]

@misterdeity Yeah, but that's because not all /h/ phonemes are the same in English -- even though they all get the same 'h' letter -- and "helpmeet" lost the /h/ before 'a'. In parts of North America and Britain, for instance, people still say "an historical," with a dropped /h/. Some words have permanently lost their in North American dialects, like 'homage'.

[BreadWinner06]

i wish everyone could watch this

[NotTooObvious]

me too, this is great. one day all humans will be atheist. i wish i could live a couple hundred more yrs to see it happen. will be a joyous day for science.

[ks1701]

Love that "I'm in"

[petehjr1]

Really superb. What if god were a movie producer and creation a production compnay. Hillarious.

[webgeek6]

Bravo Mr. D!

[ThorGoLucky]

Fun!

Wait, people actually live in the southwest USA?

[SteelFalcon008]

"help meat" that was hilarious

[Chumkil]

The banana is an awesome touch!

[edgewayround]

Ha ha ha ha .......... I'm in !!!!

[rookstone]

I'm in.... :)

[chuckfaststrat]

Yeah, it's that rear view that gets me, too.

[12blueknight]

I guess Adam does have a belly button.

[johnparadox]

My Father pointed that out (rather loudly, according to my Mother) when we saw The Bible in the theater.....

[azsuperman01]

Oh God, that is hysterical!!

[scepticalpreacher]

Poor Adam. I don't know what he's going to make of talking snakes and burning swords? All seems a bit fruity, but I reckon Mr. Deity has some kind of plan here. I'm sure it'll all turn out well.

[becks431]

Now Mr D. Don't be goin ape all over me like a dirty shirt. Thought this was a very very good episode. Not as good as the originals with L u c y y y... Anyway thanks Mr D. And Larry . I would donate Mr D but, were in a recession and I'm hurtn right now :P

[misterdeity]

Here are the lottery numbers 4 52 31 18 29 and the bonus number is 7. Now all you have to do is figure out what state and when.

[gphhawkins]

@misterdeity i love how adam when he sees the pics of eve, he looks like he would sign it then when he sees the "rear view" he signs it. talk about doing anything for a piece of ass lol

[lilabitch]

You have really nice teeth. It has motivated me to floss more often. I am now a three times a day flosser.

[LeopardFrogPilboxhat]

Heaven is just an endless white void in someone's living room.

woah man

[Rebar05]

lol! I'm in.

[lazyperfectionist1]

HappyApostate is right. You need to do Eve next. Clearly no one will have any reservations about her bending over.

Here's one really interesting part. God makes Adam to till the soil. But what's the reason to till soil? To produce crops to feed people. But if there are no people, then there is no need for crops which means there's no need to till the soil.

[mdk31]

"And here's the rear view."

"I'm in."

Brilliant.

[Bustertb]

This is hilarious!!! And I'm a woman :)

[weisspayne]

One of the best yet!!!!

[HappyApostate]

Über-hilarious. Now Adam, is Eve to be next?

[lazyperfectionist1]

Say now. That's a good question. That would be something to see.

"So you made him from dirt and me from one of his ribs? What did you make the dirt from?"

[jawtheshark]

...Did you take the last banana...

Lucy.... Still the boss in town, I'd say!

[elecmahm]

haha

Adam's got a belly-button.

[C0nc0rdance]

This channel has the sharpest, most cutting videos on the internet. I'm still suffering from the whiplash.

[Carstinfraloreal]

he kept bending down the pet the smaller animals. It was awkward.... ha ha. Loved the way he said that.

[flawedskull]

hahah great ending XD

[VCADD]

That was unfair,the Canadians formally apologized for Celine Dion!

[pockets881]

That is fantastic....."Im in"

[kenora33]

loved it.

Im in!

[infidelguy]

Sweet.. I need some help with flash too. ;)

[lapiz1969]

Cheaters!!!!

They did not tell Adam he also needs to name all the animals in the planet.... that would be a deal breaker for me...

[dmtw1982]

lol... that was funny... "I'm in!"

good one

[TheWildAssCopyCat]

That ending was great... lmao !!! Best one of these yet...

^..^

[Scammington]

Thank the Deity I learned about the side effects of a wife before it was too late. Engagement canceled!

[Shakeedak]

The best episode yet!!

[saburoemon]

love the ray comfort banana. lololol

[maheez]

hah bri. yeah, if at all possible, please try to get megan fox as eve. please.

[RayCathode1]

After three great seasons of Mr. Deity, we finally have our Adam. Max Anders is great! Not only was he apparently the the first man in LA's Ironman competition, he's the first man on Earth... Da Man!

search: mr deity fan blog

[MrSomewhere]

brilliant

[robtul12]

Side effects of having a wife... LOL

[otherwisesaid]

..Celine Dion...LOL

[sapiensape]

Clever, sophisticated humor! Bravo! I was very impressed by the _resolution quality_ of this video, it is superior to what is usually encountered on YouTube!

[SaudiAtheist]

Loooooooooooooooool , eve must be really hot !

[otherwisesaid]

Stop talking about your grand..ma like that!

[Saukko31]

Hahaha! I loved it.

So, when Eve is going to appear? :D

[yogurtking]

Eve needs to be so smoking hot she'll make your eyes hurt.

[DiggumSmack77]

Adam has a belly button!

:-p

[Dreki8]

And he's the rear view....

I'm in.

[styx123456]

Praise Mr. Deity.

[OneClownShoe]

I "L"ed my "F"ing "A" Off

[MisaMischievous]

kkkko

[MisaMischievous]

gttt

[MisaMischievous]

7juj

[LJonYT]

Brilliant...always!

[ruibjr]

Amazing!

Juuust.... amazing!

Thanks!

[caribian]

great video, as usual

[antiquefeminist]

An wife. An helpmeet. Just my luck to get a deity that uses this kind of grammar. ...:)

[fiusux12]

THis show keeps getting better and better. I love you guys. Thank you for all you do.

[CorgisAreForever]

amazing ending

[ChasePiat]

and i have power over her right?

ummm yah. theoretically. 100 percent theoretically.

lol

awesome videos guys.

[jfinite]

The Fall...yeah...that's the ticket...

LOL!!!

[mixupnow]

Kirk C ( he`s a legebd in his own mind!)

[wkriski]

that banana fits perfectly in your hand, like it was made specifically for that purpose :)

[misterdeity]

isn't that amazing!

[splein23]

i remember some creationist saying bananas were evidence of a creator because they fit so nicely in your hand. funny if your referencing that. : )

[fiusux12]

That creationist you mention is Ray Comfort. He has teamed up with Kirk Cameron and added a 50 page forward to Darwin's Origin of the Species where he tries to sway people against evolution. Nice guys huh?

[splein23]

yeh one of my prointeligent design friends had showed me a ray comfort video. It was rather intertaining and reassuring that hes wrong.

[ticijev]

can't wait to see Eve :P

[mixupnow]

Wait till Cap'n Kirk sees this!

[misterdeity]

Kirk Cameron is a captain now? Or, did you mean the other Captain Kirk?

[TheLogicalTheist]

Simply brilliant. Absolutely hilarious.

[MsWanderer1]

You guys are so chauvinistic; where the hell is Lucy; maybe she would like Adam's rear view. I suppose you want to make Eve a blond too!

BTW: just kidding guys; it's funny as hell. :-)) *****

[kodax2]

If this was on TV, it would be the funniest thing on TV. I dont know how you guys come up with so much good material consistently.

[elspoko]

Most of these guys are out of work V writers heh.

[SereniT03]

lol, an atheist eating a banana... doesn't seem to be a nightmare at all... ;-)

[siciliano29]

Pure awesomeness!

5 ☆

[PlasteredDragon]

LOL. That was awesome.

[worldsworstjukebox]

Adam was an ass man. That explains it. Like father like son.

[Izoto593]

"And...there's the rear view"

lmao!

[RCinPAWA]

'Put your John Hancock right here."

Priceless!

[PathogensQuest]

He's eating a banana. Awesome!

[ThyGoddess]

Another awesome episode!