@HeavyMetalBeliever LOL I KNEW IT. Yooouu know what I'm talking bout, when you're younger wait for the parent to go to bed then hop on the computer and see how far into one of those JDating Sims you can get before you either 1.) Get spooked by parent waking up, or 2.) Cover yourself in ectoplasm
What's the song that plays at 0:30 called? and someone better know cause a few people have already asked and I did not find one answer. NOT ONE answer! it can't be THAT hard to find out!!! D:<
@ThatPokeyGuy How about it was made for the show? Not saying it is, but it's possible! It can also be some generic song from some obscure comercial aired only in one state, nobody would know it then.
President Clinterus's campaign speech of 1964 really hit home with me. I went right to the ballot box and slept with it for until election day two years later. He beat out other candidate Henry Harrison by a -96% margin, with me as his only supporter. In fact, Clinterus even helped design the original prototype of the Personal Comprentur! Shame on you all for not voting for him.
I got some solid laughs out of this. Definitely great stuff. More Malkovich doing mean stuff in games and regaling us with his mother's sayings please.
Dude it's 3 in the morning and i can't stop watching all your videos .. i literally have a sock in my mouth (clean) so i won't be loud when laughing so my mom won't come in and kill me. I don't know if i should thank you or hate you but your too damn freaking funny for anything negative :3
@sean692369 hes no dought one of the best and funniest youtubers but avgn has a series man, but i can't compare anymore hes 2 fukin funny lol please make more man
Justin Bieber's penis is the size of the dislike bar. In Soviet Russia, something happens that is the opposite of what happened. Chuck Norris is somehow related to disliking this. Rebecca Black is stupid. Dislikers partake in activities that are frowned upon or will have something to happen to them. My parents thought I was watching porn. Rap is for stupid people. I hate ads and Vevo is gay. Unlikely things happened during the song.
holy dolphin nipples this show is awesome
UnknownSpartan117 16 hours ago
if you look closely, you can see he has a fake mustache.
unhappyllamaz 17 hours ago in playlist Uploaded videos
tim and eric show -good job
MrFoSizzle 1 day ago
Jontron needs more Malkovich
blujay1524 3 days ago 4
hi
g021900 4 days ago
i always skip your intro lol
wertyjess 1 week ago
@wertyjess I always listen to it
scarypurplemonster 1 week ago 2
who else instantly thought of that moulin rouge review from nostalgia critic when they read GUILTY PLEASURE in the title?
SonicRainBoom12X 1 week ago
Oh my god, this should be on Adult Swim or Comedy Central.
HeavyMetalBeliever 1 week ago 3
I was hoping those Hentai games would be on here. I guess that's just me.
EffigytheBest 2 weeks ago
@EffigytheBest I don't think it's just you.
HeavyMetalBeliever 1 week ago
@HeavyMetalBeliever LOL I KNEW IT. Yooouu know what I'm talking bout, when you're younger wait for the parent to go to bed then hop on the computer and see how far into one of those JDating Sims you can get before you either 1.) Get spooked by parent waking up, or 2.) Cover yourself in ectoplasm
EffigytheBest 1 week ago
@EffigytheBest eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
AppsnGrapps 1 week ago
@AppsnGrapps Yeah i always went ectoplasm
EffigytheBest 1 week ago
3:55 Dat face.
SonicFan14 2 weeks ago
What's the song that plays at 0:30 called? and someone better know cause a few people have already asked and I did not find one answer. NOT ONE answer! it can't be THAT hard to find out!!! D:<
ThatPokeyGuy 2 weeks ago
@ThatPokeyGuy How about it was made for the show? Not saying it is, but it's possible! It can also be some generic song from some obscure comercial aired only in one state, nobody would know it then.
DryBones95 2 weeks ago
@DryBones95 I don't think it was cause I know I've heard that song somewhere else before :/
ThatPokeyGuy 2 weeks ago
@DryBones95 Plus the way it was introduced, it doesn't sound like it was made for this video :P
ThatPokeyGuy 2 weeks ago
It makes me sad at how clever and underapreciated this kind of comedy is. Get smart America
vegassilenttype 2 weeks ago
This has to be on Adult Swim. It's just made for it! XD
WarPenguinGuy 2 weeks ago
Your on Malkovich's Gaming Guilty Pleasures.
F#$&%*#*
Okay!
mommymoe2004 3 weeks ago
@Phillies222 his wing are probably clipped.
EZE2K14 3 weeks ago
Pink braces!
nyckobedoya 3 weeks ago
Yes caller one? F*ck You! okay...
zpnmaster 3 weeks ago
Sh-Sho-Should I call that number...? O_o;
XxXbrokensightsXxX 1 month ago in playlist More videos from JonTronShow
there are tears in my eyes from laughin at the penguins bit!
VinnyTheGent 1 month ago
president clitoris lmao
hitamanda 1 month ago 2
@MrKylederp-It's the button with the 2 C's. I'm not sure if everyone has it though.
XxStayXPositive 1 month ago
Josh Nickels!!!!!!
rhcpwolf 1 month ago
The accent is better than fpsrussia XD
thefatcody 1 month ago
what is the song 1:25
blacklight502 1 month ago
JonTron is win.
Kokirikid101 1 month ago
*pets compreter*
Apollyna 1 month ago in playlist JonTron Greatest Hits
THE ANTERNEIT
TheAtomicBonkanator 1 month ago 2
For gods sake put on transcribe audio and get a lot of laughs.
XxStayXPositive 1 month ago
@XxStayXPositive
How?
MrKylederp 1 month ago
beverly hills cop music @ the end...
FTFW
D:<
Jagethemage 1 month ago in playlist Jon tron!! game reviews!!
That video made me cry with funny.
otakucode 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Does anyone notice that his bird in the intro is outside? How did he get it to not fly away?!?!
Phillies222 1 month ago
@Phillies222 its his pet parrot, jacque
netshadow10 1 month ago in playlist More videos from JonTronShow
2:43 PBG's voice lol
thiagobarca11 1 month ago
i've never heard PBG curse
ClassicGamingNerds 1 month ago 23
has youtube been updated again!
DaTubaDude97 1 month ago
Lmao!
FER121292 1 month ago
dat ending
SuperVaisefoder 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
video games with tim and eric visuals i see..GREAT JOB!
elgatojrr 1 month ago
LOL! Ad for chuck norris
DrumAndPianoManiac 1 month ago
oh haha i liked that....... ok ok ok the fuck is this?
dfrntthenurs 1 month ago
Nico! My cousin!
DJRosiel 1 month ago
f*ck c span indeed
The2ndnothing 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
PBG IS IN THIS!!!
dyladino 2 months ago in playlist More videos from JonTronShow
Transcribe Audio On this Video= MY LOIf
GoronRob 2 months ago
PBG :DDD
MasonImaginesReznov 2 months ago
0:49 HAHAHAHHAHAAHA
pitthepwner 2 months ago
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pitthepwner 2 months ago
3:55 seriously needs "great job" in the bottom right. XD
timeparadox888 2 months ago
He swears thrice before they tell him he can't
GoronRob 2 months ago
I called the number, no one picked up.
SaiyuWolfen 3 months ago
Personal Comprinter..God dammit I laughed so much
Galethoras 3 months ago 2
She must be a blind-guin
supernerd1103 4 months ago
IT'S A LITTLE PENGUIN GIRL
GIRL
Kenny7288 4 months ago
I did the same thing with those f**king penguins.
Fantome001 4 months ago in playlist More videos from JonTronShow
President Clinterus's campaign speech of 1964 really hit home with me. I went right to the ballot box and slept with it for until election day two years later. He beat out other candidate Henry Harrison by a -96% margin, with me as his only supporter. In fact, Clinterus even helped design the original prototype of the Personal Comprentur! Shame on you all for not voting for him.
AnUnmatchedSock 4 months ago
@devijoe
@FobbiesAreOwnage
I called it. It says it's disconnected, but it's an odd sounding recording. Give it a shot.
Sejexs 4 months ago
I wonder if the phone number at 2:55 is a real number.....
devijoe 4 months ago
@devijoe Call it and see~
FobbiesAreOwnage 4 months ago
As it turns out, the milk was expired.
SirUncleDolan 4 months ago
Someone likes their Tim and Eric
ThisCakeIsAPie 4 months ago
someone needs to make a Malkovich meme
Says milk is expired
Keeps drinking.
Pacifico650 4 months ago
1:25 song name plz also nice episode jon keep it up
123niik 4 months ago
3:54 Jon goes Fidel Castro
The1AndOnlyPopper 4 months ago
as soon i watched this video i came and started farting.
lowlzproduction 4 months ago 24
Hey, Jon, whatever happened to your newest video, Malkovich Gaming Game show? It was awesome!
Phoba555 4 months ago
MORE PLEASE.
sonofJack3 4 months ago
whoah, this one made me howl with laughter about 7 times :D
dorgrim 4 months ago
Now you have *tremors* NO SON!
goshenguy 5 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
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nachoman9090 5 months ago
D: you didn't even get her to hand over the reward first before dropping her baby off the cliff
garethmanEXE 5 months ago
he has the craziest looking dirty Sanchez!
IamSalimas 5 months ago
Hey JonTron Do u plan on making another malkovich's gaming guilty pleasures X3
Awarbore 5 months ago in playlist JonTron
PLEEEEEEEEEEAAAASE MAKE MORE OF THESE!!!
tamerthelame 5 months ago
lol I actually called the number!
RebelManCam 5 months ago
Saw most of your video's and they were entertaining but this was genius.
C4rn0 5 months ago
I hope u make another Gaming Guilty Pleasure with Malkovich this is great
RagerMcFly 5 months ago
Malkovich needs to rise agien
domthechom 5 months ago 31
"President Clitoris."
NintendoSegaSonyGuy 5 months ago 24
3:46 is best part.
IViewVideos1 5 months ago
This sounds like Borat.
And8But 5 months ago
Still lololololing at this, it is epic.
Btw, whenever I try to do a russian accent, I'm suddenly Malkovich.
ScottishStu93 5 months ago
Need...more.....MEALKUVIIECH
christopherhovgaard 5 months ago
You know a show is good when the first word said is F***
Raxore 5 months ago in playlist More videos from JonTronShow
Please make more of these.
TrippyScarecrow 5 months ago
Why is it at 1:01 the guy is meshed into the background? lol XD
imafirinmahlazahr 6 months ago
@imafirinmahlazahr Green shirt + Green screen. I'm entirely sure that it was 100% intentional. I love this friggin' video.
rosadread 6 months ago
You almost sound like FPSRussia
Grinch21X 6 months ago
Paused right after the calls to take a couple breathes. Then...
"President Clitoris."
You killed me you damn magnificent bastard!
Now i'm a zombie with an obsession for disco and kidnapping penguins.
Damnit.
heronoki 6 months ago
Pause it at 3:58, you look like John Candy.
madzell001 6 months ago
GREENSCREEN FAIL!
AceAttorny 6 months ago
Hey cousin! Let's go bowling!
444Tazer 6 months ago 101
I demand a sequel Jon
Redeye1524 6 months ago
why does this remind of the Tim & Eric show great job?
great job! 83
foamyfan231 6 months ago
OFF THE CLIFF WITH THIS ONE TUEHHHHHH!
dfrntthenurs 6 months ago 109
sooooooooo Episode 2?
left4toe 6 months ago
thumbs up if you called 245-458-9875 and asked if malkovich's mother had a dick
lolcatofawsumd 6 months ago
59 people are blind-guins, so they couldn't see the like button.
112048112048 6 months ago
Aaefter the misfaurtin of thos f*cking peanguians - SH*T
BDbiogamer 6 months ago
Can't wait till the next episode tommorow!
Vibbix 6 months ago
President Clitoris!
Messmaster08 6 months ago
I got some solid laughs out of this. Definitely great stuff. More Malkovich doing mean stuff in games and regaling us with his mother's sayings please.
Azadeth666 6 months ago
It feels like I'm watching Tim and Eric! XD
123Arkham 7 months ago
Oh my god i have wached this video 306 times and it's still GODLY
StavriIvanovMosev 7 months ago
This is freaking hilarious.
SargentChanning 7 months ago
Making flashing Gif with PBG with the caption "RAPE IS NOT LIABLE OPTION".
AngusKSThomsen 7 months ago
I still can't stop laughing at "OFF THE CLIFF WITH THIS ONE TOOOOO"
The accent really makes this video.
DarkBonesDaku 7 months ago 2
caller 2 is a virgin...
music4meh 7 months ago
1:01 yeah, it's like: "Eh, i just raped some girl with my invisible weiner, so I don't give a crap!"
The16bithero 7 months ago 2
Well call the number fag sauce and find out.
jmart680 7 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
"my mother does not have a deeeek" lol
galladegirl1 7 months ago
I allmost pissed myself when I watched this
Upand0ver 7 months ago 2
You're the coolest guy I know
AND I DONT EVEN KNOW YOU
SuperMuffinman645 7 months ago
Best tribute to Tim & Eric.
CoolCoverBro 8 months ago
Genius just genius
MasterJack60 8 months ago
What happens if I call that Number?
TheSpudcosmicc 8 months ago
this guy <3 idol hahaha
StevieYuppers 8 months ago
#SuckADickJawn thumbs up if u get it.
hobobob59 8 months ago
MOAR MALKOVICH NAU!!!
seriously this is such an excellent mindfuck :) good work sir :)
PekosBilj89 8 months ago
LOL make more xD
JAZALANA2 8 months ago
Make more of these they are hilarious!
MrClusterFucker 8 months ago
this changed my life
awsomedom3 8 months ago
Dude it's 3 in the morning and i can't stop watching all your videos .. i literally have a sock in my mouth (clean) so i won't be loud when laughing so my mom won't come in and kill me. I don't know if i should thank you or hate you but your too damn freaking funny for anything negative :3
cammigurlgonewild 8 months ago
If i was to review this video with 2 words it would be........ Acid Trip uh i mean flash back.
imwatching55 8 months ago
How is he at the snow level if he has no stars?
adakun13 8 months ago
Lole Super Mario 64 Episode 1 that is such a Parody of Sonic 4 XD!
bardhi09 8 months ago
56 people are penguin babies
jacbros 8 months ago
Jon you need to make more of this series..I think it's hilarious. Miss all of your vids in general!
dannjames 8 months ago
after the misfortune of that F***ING video jacbros you cant swear WHAT after the misfortune of that F***ING video SHI*
but no really i love this video great job as all ways jon
jacbros 8 months ago
This is awesome.
Ryantehossim1 8 months ago
I think you can still drink that milk, is not boiling that much
Maravillante 8 months ago
this is effing halarious
earthsnow24 8 months ago
dude your almost as good as A.V.G.N
Robin444C 8 months ago
@Robin444C Your sentence needs editing. Get rid of that "almost" and that sentence will be correct.
sean692369 8 months ago
@sean692369 hes no dought one of the best and funniest youtubers but avgn has a series man, but i can't compare anymore hes 2 fukin funny lol please make more man
Robin444C 8 months ago
@Robin444C i think you mean hes no doubt :P sorry for being a grammar nazi, but that was too big to overlook :P
tf2maniac123 8 months ago
OMFG I LOVE THIS!!! "no my mother does not have a dick, i belive you knew this befor you called" LOL!!!
RakketyTam109 9 months ago
MAKE MORE OR RAPE LIABLE OPTION.
ScottishStu93 9 months ago
56 people thought rape liable option.
Progfan777 9 months ago
What is that '80s beat playing during the Malkovich's guilty pleasures title scene?
Kovacs34 9 months ago
fucking penguins LOL
Rotaq123 9 months ago
Personal-Comprinter
Apollo2947 9 months ago
you look in dis one like josh from drake & josh LOL
KidSantanaAye 9 months ago
@KidSantanaAye its true he does lol! i was gonna comment the same thing,
Robin444C 9 months ago
Where's the gold CHAIN?!?!??
SireDigby 9 months ago
I love this
connortheman95 9 months ago
just watched one of his videos for the first time, never clicked subcribe so fast in my life XD ughhhh so awesome. better than watching porn
earthsnow24 9 months ago
whats the song at 0:30?
Perbear213 9 months ago
yeah whats the song at 0:30
PanzerBamsen 9 months ago
great job!
t50j50 9 months ago
(245)458-9875
I really want to know what that is the number for.
FlawffleWaffle 9 months ago
By far the best episode!
FreeMeth4all 9 months ago
President cliteris. :D
MrMeeperz123 9 months ago
lol
TheMojo88 9 months ago
4:01 Am I the only person who noticed the bottom?
"The one-stop source for a load of Bullshit."
GizmoFan1 9 months ago
malkovich puts the cartridge in right side up, he's clearly doing it wrong, damn foreigners
neonyoshiegg1408 9 months ago
I WOULD LIKE YOUR BABIES PLEASE (I WOULD BE VERY GRATEFUL)
JClazlo 9 months ago
"Fax machine! Boss is mad!" Fucking hilarious
lequaie1234 10 months ago
Are you gonna make more of these?
GizmoFan1 10 months ago
MY MOM DOESNT HAVE A DIEK
kjc609 10 months ago
NO MY MOTHER DOES NOT HAVE A DICK! XD LOL
3:09
TheBm1999 10 months ago
Who wrote this amazingly awesome shit?
LolliPowah 10 months ago
Justin Bieber's penis is the size of the dislike bar. In Soviet Russia, something happens that is the opposite of what happened. Chuck Norris is somehow related to disliking this. Rebecca Black is stupid. Dislikers partake in activities that are frowned upon or will have something to happen to them. My parents thought I was watching porn. Rap is for stupid people. I hate ads and Vevo is gay. Unlikely things happened during the song.
There, now you only have to read one comment
Wiredwifi 10 months ago 6
This video never gets old :D
SonicZeldafan3 10 months ago
You must do more Malkovich this is a good character.
illustriouschin 10 months ago 4
Make more. That is all.
ozcheezy 10 months ago
This is ridiculously great
KevinLieber 10 months ago 74
@KevinLieber YOU GREAT KEVIN. YOU GREAT.
JonTronShow 10 months ago