God of War--Sex Mini Game

[bella32189]

what kinda of sex that made the girls scream like that uh I know oral sex

[Morzall0055]

Quagmire's favorite part of the game

[MrSniperscope]

like if you didnt do know you could do this until someone told you.....

[rx7187]

fuck that shit, i didnt jump on the bed lol

[seanzhuo232]

what is the name of this fucking game!!!!!

[TaylorAA23]

@seanzhuo232 god of war lol

[HighxFinity]

@seanzhuo232 God of war

[Runescape3000]

@seanzhuo232 lol "fucking" game

[hotshahzrulz]

lol how did u guys not know that u had to jump on the bed i was like 14 yrs old when i did this ages ago

[imlearningtheway]

omg i didnt know you had to jump on the fucking bed 

[tmirooo]

damn

how could a man give a woman an orgasm THAT fast

then yet again... he's kratos

[FoxerEcho1]

16 seconds? How sad.

[BrandonWestbrook1993]

@FoxerEcho1 lol

[Psychocide]

@FoxerEcho1 it's supposed to be a quickie lol

[Gamescook]

Fucking stupid. More manchildren further ruining the image of gamers everywhere.

[ivettexxx]

ah, i didn't know you had to jump on the bed. i kept pressing circle and was like "why won't this work!!" lol, this is so random and weird.

[turkwarrior2]

i need to do this for trophy lol i didnt those 2 ladies were for the sex mini game i tryed pressing R2 nothing was happening so i moved forward didnt know you had to jump on the bed lol

[apocalypse1280]

@turkwarrior2 I know dude I'm so pissed. I just beat this game in one sitting last week and had a blast. And TOTALLY fogot about this lol. Fuck. I want that damn trophy.

[Psycho3418]

I know the greeks were pervs so it is not weird having a sex mini game but it's a bit awkward.

[MrXoloch98]

shes like a monkey

[MrXoloch98]

ooo oo ahh ahh ooo AHH

[Persiandude933]

i like the begining when yells hhooo !!!

[Searcheur]

how many red orbs do you get for this?

[bickb22]

@Searcheur

HAHA

[rho070170527]

aphrodite can go forever lol

[MattisSoderstorm]

lol

circle square triangle

SWERVE SWERVE SWERVE!!!!!!

[SpartanEgg]

Is that how persius was made no im kidding

[mariokartprime]

Yeah, my girlfriend's always like "Oh, yeah, circle! Circle! TRIANGLE! SQUARE! CIRCLE! HALF-CIRCLE-RIGHT!!!! HALF-CIRCLE-RIGHT!!!!! CIRCLEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

[EchhiGuy]

Hahahahaha!!! that was genious!

[MichaelS0075]

She likes some anal ..

[JCVDFan1]

I did this 15 times....... :D

[MadHatterMCR]

Is there are limit to how many times you can do this? Cuz I've done it like six times and I'm still getting orbs.

[thedesklauncher]

@MadHatterMCR you can do it until you max your blades of chaos at lvl 5 and poseidons rage at lvl 3. easy way to max your attacks early in the game. haha

[comickrew]

this is kind of random, but would it be funny if he just screamed "ARES!!!" in the middle? no? i'm sorry youtube, i have failed you.

[blindfire7unloaded]

@comickrew that would... make me wonder 0.o

but in the third one if he was like "I AM THE GOD OF WHORES" and you come back to see a dead aphrodite. that would be awesome...

[464710]

OMGWTFBBQ

[SliickRiick25]

U mean trophyy ?

[LeeJody]

I missed this achievement for the PS3 collectors edition =(

[pmeister94]

that wasnt sex that was them playing a rough game of jenga on top of the bed jeez u guys are pervs

[xSONxOFxCALIFAS]

premature ejaculation

[negima111111111]

O_o



[MistahFen]

lol

[capcomfan20]

lol

[043JOE]

swissguy123, only you would know wats the difference lol

[LegendKnight93]

What happens if you don't follow any of the buttons?

[Jakdakson]

@LegendKnight93 THEY F*** YOU!!!

[FinalFantasyFan11568]

@LegendKnight93 you fail, and dont get experience...a.k.a. red orbs

[chooeytt88]

lol

[jayz146]

30 sec that was fast.

[Jabba417]

Next god of war God of Sex: Godly Dick or Godly Organsim

[mitch4942]

lol there are sex minigames in every god of war game XD

*spoiler* (there are 5 not three god of war games)

[TheWickedEnd0851]

@mitch4942 i thought there were only 4 games,god of war 1 ,2,3 and chains of olympis,whats the other one?

[tocino06]

i just jacked off to this

[rambo9791]

it doesnt even show you what theyre doing but they know that Kratos has the penis of a GOD !!

[pissedoffgamer]

I'm pretty sure Kratos' dick would kill them

[jayko657]

dis is free exp

[phoenix20006]

WTF!!! O____________O

[drhasselhoffi]

yh but hes god of WAR - not god of sex

[khalidcedeno]

how do u do the analog stick one which one is it

[nalgaface123456789]

where exactly is this?

[ARIETGXXX]

how romantic 15 seconds of sex

[greendude94]

This is right after u defeat the hydras in the beginning

[RSixBoy]

where do you find the sex game location? is it after you encounter hephasteus?

[iambrolyhaha]

Apparently this is gonna be in the 3rd game aswell yay. lol

[MegaSANTOS90]

what the fuk ... lol

[MegaSANTOS90]

SAVE SOMETHING FOR ME ......LOL

[Tyrt8]

About 20 seconds eh?

Yeah sounds about right..

I mean wat?

[seokkyu7]

Nah, usually around two mins to ten mins.. -.- how can you do it in 20 sec...

[Kyusaii]

Omg...This is so silly. Kratos is kind of quick don't you think?

I'm still jealous of those ladies though.. lol.

[Tylerkb300]

wow the girls really didnt get to have any fun. lol

[littlenarutobreaker1]

change the title to ROD of WAR.

[ohedd]

This must be one of the closest sexual experiences for a lot of gamers

[brightersupersilver]

@theman0818 yeah me too!

[cjwright79]

Lol this is pretty silly.

[9millimeter123]

i did this was there 1 in two

[SolidSnakeRD]

i missed this.i didn't know there was one and went straight out of the ship

[CastawayThunder]

Kratos had a early ejaculation :D

[lontongss]

cool!

[MikeCux1976]

muhahaha die alten habe ich auch gestern geknallt!!!!!

[HellRaizer888]

wat?

[xNAMExTAKENx]

That's it? I thought there would be much more to it than that lol.

[theman0818]

gives me a boner every time i listen to it

[Swaaak]

JUGS!!!!

[swissguy123]

watch porn its better than this

[Jetgui22]

@swissguy123 haha :D

[shady965]

is this another version of the game ? cuz my kratos doesn't jump on the bed X(

[electricbayonet2]

The player did that. Notice how he hadn't pushed the interact button yet.

[Guywithair2]

your kratos has limp noodle

[AwesomeOneLiners]

@shady965 , x button helps

[legendofzelda13]

mine overheated like after three hours so yeah

[boamo12193]

why dont both you fags quit aruguing over a topic thats not even related to the vid

[w4tupmy]

LOL noobs STFU and buy all of them noobs

[IndianDriftKing]

which god of war is this, 1 or 2?

[phelot43]

Is this suppose to be awesome? I hear there's this thing called the internet that has a shit load of porn so what the fuck is the point of this besides proving that you're all hopeless virgins?

[ti83master]

Come on, the innocent scene is pretty funny :)

[nathen825]

rofl he shouts whenever he jumps up on the bed like raaarh!

[iMpRiSoNeD44]

"that was fast" haha

he should be called 'minute man'

[thrashermario]

you will never see good stuff like this on the 3shity

[Cheeseman543]

you can't even spell right, for one thing. And the 360 isn't shitty.

[thrashermario]

xfag alert go play gaylo part 7432 cuz theirs a new gaylo every month are you a english teacher to be judging my spelling cock boy GTFO of the playstation game videos xbot.

[PePiGoRdal]

fag.. all you want is sex on video games

thats not the point on playing games dumbass go get a life the "3shitsy" is tens times better than your ps3 cause it has alot of better games then your ps3 all your ps3 has is blueray

QUEERBAG..........

[ShootDattBitch]

and what u guys have?? RROD? LMAO!! i'll go my kz2

[tribalflames12]

ya we do have RROD but we also have warranty so we can get a brand spankin new one as soon as it runs out, o and btw kz2 is not that much of an accomplishment dont worry its not a bad game but its not great either. so dont talk trash on the 360 just cause your jealous that the 360 is better

[ShootDattBitch]

first of all you wont get a "brand spankin new one" you will a old refurbished one that some 8 year spilled choclatemilk on it10 times. and how the fuck can i be jealos of the 360? because i can't afford it? ya right thats why i have a ps3? what because it has the rrod? ya right! what because i cant play on more then 2-4 hours before it overheats? ya right!!

get a life! get off of youtube go buy a ps3 since i see that ur 360 is broken and you have nothing else to do and keep ur mouth shut!

[tribalflames12]

for one i can see that youve never actually played a 360 since they dont actually overheat after 2-4 hours, so y dont you go get a life. i never said the ps3 was bad so dont insult the 360 which is a quality machine. you obviously cant see that because youve got a stick shoved up your butt or something

[thrashermario]

than if the 3 shity has badass gameswhat the fuck are you doing on playstation videos jackass go look for gaylo

[PePiGoRdal]

lol? you commented the same thing almost twice? your a retard get a life and go out side for once in your life fat boy,,,,

and lay off on the twinkies will ya?

[tribalflames12]

and your rant is also very hilarious, cock boy?

[thrashermario]

fuck you jackass go look for gaylo

[tribalflames12]

wow why dont we tone down on the language and "go look for gaylo" dude y dont you actually try to say something right for once, its "go play some gaylo" ok? idiot

[mandlad2]

true

[thrashermario]

thank you

[merocket]

go back to sucking elpresadors ball sack

[fightclubpanda]

Yah ,well never See Motor Storm on the 360, RUN FOR THE HILLS...

[Spacemonkeymojo]

Kratos, planting his seed in every woman he finds.

[Kaskarion]

that was pretty fast :O

[iLOLedThrice]

He's not even a "one minute man" and he calls himself a god.

but I rofl'd when he just grabbed their heads and did his thing.

haha dude that's some brutal shit

[DragonForce2k8]

Oh My God

[deathrifle]

*eye twitches*

[slashangus13]

lol. when i was playing and i saw this the first time i was pretty shoked!!!! XD

[Kenzai206]

lol minute man..

[SuperGreenGuy]

rofl lamo

[owenlovejoe]

is this gods of time 1 or 2?

[StalkerXChicks]

dude its the Gods of war. And damn I can't remember.I lost it somewhere. I think it is two?

[rbsna]

when is this in the game i just got it and i just started it

[bandman232]

Its when you get to athens and your on the ship.

[ukraineconquer]

i own the game and it is the best game i have

[ukraineconquer]

um why were the two naked ladies lying in bed together? lol

[HenryVidsAndThat]

why not?

[ogi1996]

LOLOLOLOL

[neostryke]

In GOW:Chains of Olympus there are two naked ladies practically on top of each other... its another mini sex game (with Kratos)

[Vegnagun84]

Lmao, i know iv got it. :L

exactly henryvids, why not :L

[downwier]

funny

[princesskaroke]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahaha!!!!!!!!

[onetwofun]

rated m (for MANLY)

;p

[Mojito133]

Rough rider.

[mojondulce]

que poco aguante tiene kratos xD

[fr3344ll]

what do you do when those curbed signs appear do you use the digital controler ?

[gGuardian2099]

Look it's Speedy Gonzales.

[jorgyakapapo]

is this the only sex mini game in god of war 1? lol i wus looking for more but i couldnt, i already beat the game

[srlinski]

God of War is the ultimate man-game.

[RegoBloodScorn]

god of whores :p

[gislive]

is this god of war 1 or 2?

[tardisomga]

2 gow2

[Zunesrthebest]

god of war 1

[shadyh8er]

i like how he just walked in.

[SoldierCyfix]

lol he just grab their heads at the start, brutal!

[dlouc4758]

all i can say is....O_O|||

[ultimoguy5]

lol!!!!!! HILLARIUOS!!!!!

[g4m3rj03y]

Wow Kratos Must have popped a boner lol, too bad u don't get to see him having the sex but u get to see the women without a BRA!!!!!!:)

[vouzavez]

he did doggystyle awesome

[xfiredoomx]

i am very depressed of god of wars 2..

[HandCutDEad]

Lol only20 sec of sex

[badbreath778]

loool:D man! And I was planning on playing GOW2... not any more. Good thing I didn't find out this minigame in GOW1

[deathblad13]

.............well in god of war 2 its hidden, but yea, are u like fucking 11 and your mom watches you when u play a game?

[SugarAddict]

lmao

[Kratos9900]

no theres a sex mini game in god of war 2 after 1st fight u get thrown into a pool break down pair of doors on ur right and ud see 2 chicks like that btw id recomend GOWII its alot better than GOWI in my perspective

[leboovski]

now i say thats god of whores..

[Kratos9900]

lol ur funny

[shadyh8er]

i like this minigame the best b/c you get orbs every time you play it. in the second you only get the orbs after playing it once. i haven't played chains of olympus so i don't know if it applies to that one too.

[tastelikelumpia92]

haha Kratos was doin em doggystyle!!! you can tell from after hes done with em- the one on the left was turnin around like she just got it up her ass

[jelloofhell]

wow he sucked in bed he can only pleasure them for 20 seconds what a bad lover

[manmanman000]

20 sec. is all they could handle from a guy like him. Use your head. They'll most likely be in wheelchairs for the rest of their life's.

[SnapOfTheSynapse]

Not to mention a lifetime of psychoteraphy and medication ;P

[mancole96]

lmao

[chucknorris202]

dude i need to download god of war 1 and 2.Also it needs nudity

[retaliatorek]

I've been always wondering; WHY everybody just shags those chicks and nobody ever talks to them? (R2) ;))) Kratos' laconic responses add to his ultra-macho image perfectly ;))) He uses those two girls as sex-toys during the voyage and then says what he says - in Athens that are being destroyed by hordes of blood-thirsty beasts :))) Sooo sweet ;)))))

[GAF1987]

she enjoys it, then kratos should KILL HER!!! XD

[retaliatorek]

@GAF1987 - Yeah, exactly. The girl - knowing well that if she doesn't take care of her own orgasm she won't have it with this guy - masturbates while they do it and comes before Kratos. He stops, frowns, his eyes narrow and he goes: "WHAT!? Were you... touching yourself while I...? Bitch! You cheated!" (A true story, by the way ;))))

[khakiboy92]

this is on God Of War 1. Right before you arrive at Athens. I own the game, and my friend showed me this scene. But yes, it is funny, and you get a crap load of this red orbs the first time you do it. I bought this game at EB games, and it was rated M, so my dad bought it. but what ever. There are also nude girls in the game as well. So i dont know, but over-all its a good game.

[retaliatorek]

@khakiboy92 - "There were also nude girls in the game [...] BUT overall it's a good game"? o.O

[shadow112103]

wtf that sex mini game wasn't in god of war 2

[piratedebo]

yeah it was in the beginning of GOW II, before you put your powers into the sword of olympus or whatever..

[KakkoiGranXiongmao]

Kratos didn't even last 1 minute xD

[xnixxxonx]

He's that good. XD

[zedeon]

No man the girls didn't last a minute with Kratos if you listen to their moaning