Funny Failed French Missile Test

[DipDop99]

The French just fail at everything really.

[SailingontheRiva]

They didn't pack enough brie cheese in there for fuel!

[VoiciMonAvis]

Not French but Canadian idiots.

[yassineit]

Canadian!! not french

[BecuzIt]

yes comments have to be about America and its foreign relations not about the video

[ElBarto3131]

This is why the Quebecois never managed to separate from Canada.

[ChrisVarick]

this video could have been 10 seconds instead of 1 minute

[rel1sh]

@ChrisVarick CLICK HERE 0:50

fix'd

[TaffTalk]

Dumb adolescent yanks trying to argue politics on a YouTube video, always good for a laugh.

[stalkingalizee]

Those are Canadians

[thefourthonexxx]

Lol fail. Well if you have any french genes in you...you shouldn't be in the military. They don't do so well with fighting lol but they make pretty good statues.

[FatJoe214]

Did he died?

[CaliforniaTD]

LOOK AT ME! I'M ARGUING POLITICS OVER THE INTERNET! HI MOM

[XDXandrysDX]

You bunch of retards, it was a damn prank on the new soldier, and the ones saying "Oh all french people are stupid" .. just go on failblog to see how many people that speak english fail.. oh wait right, when 1 person that speaks english fail it's only one retard, but when 1 frenchie fail, it's every single person that speak french that are retarded. how does a language make us different? You people are fucktards

[Kenoburned]

@XDXandrysDX well said. however english language fails at some points. like the 2 words "you". When i use "you" in one of my youtube comments, no one knows if im talking to you, specifically or to you ALL.

[MrSilentdeath69]

It needs a Viagra

[joseaca]

the missile surrendered

[darknessofkrish]

@joseaca I know it's wrong and iwas annoyed when it first started because I was all anti Iraq war and everything but I still find the French surrendering jokes funny, however nonsense it is, sorry France, thanks for the statue xD

[Quex01]

did he die?

[Tiorpk]

It's a joke on a new soldier, What don't you understand you fucking idiots?

[ObamaGoesPostal]

stupid frenchmen

[Kenoburned]

@ObamaGoesPostal stupid cocksucker, if it was an english guy who failed-launched the missile, what would you say? you would say ; that guy is stupid. But since its a french that did it, you will say ALL french are stupid.

[rjpielut]

Too damn funny, hope no body got hurt!

[labu006]

Fire in the shithole!!

[THATSABINGO1]

Correction!

Stupid french canadians!

[Mogen1943]

@THATSABINGO1 fu ck you canada is awesome but im chink so...

[colenbrak]

@THATSABINGO1 jealous

[DraganDrabic]

This is actually how it fires

[beermonstah]

LOLOLOLOLOL

[thefourteenthduke]

It's nice to see the Canadian French have the same "run away and surrender" gene as the normal French. It must bring back a racial memory of abandoning the Maginot line as the Germans rolled in to Paris :)

[Tiorpk]

@thefourteenthduke Hhahah yeah, feel good about a 60 years old war mate :)

[thelordnazgul76]

YOU are "DUMBED". . . The soldiers you can see are not french but Canadian . . . From Quebec i think . They have the typical accent from Quebec , not from France . . .

Nice demonstration of stupidity =)

[jubbaflubb2]

rofl, the french

[DomIstKrieg]

Fuck, i would be running like hell.

[naxhant]

Missle: Rawr!

French: We Surrender!

[JohnnyMidnight1]

FAIL FRENCH ARMY

[gpgpgp13322]

lol the french army are dumb

[Kenoburned]

@gpgpgp13322 its not the french army that are dumb, stupid cocksucker, its only an accident that happened to a soldier and it could happen to anyone.

[Fwirl]

LOL the way they yelled

[IRONdonkey217]

stupid french people

[highway2snell]

dear god stop hating on everyvid that comes along

[MrLankyspanky]

lol

[dbkeay]

they aint french lol

[midinte]

FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE

[TheImBadTeam]

REAL REAL REAL REAL

[tina12330]

Kabukim i hate u?Blucka :D

[tina12330]

I SUPPOUT TO FRANCE IS GOOD COUNTRY

[kabulkim]

I SUOPPOIUT FRANCE TOO!

[KayBurlay]

Stupid french

[Jeeplamotta]

aller donc chier ganf d'osti d'anglais stupide

[acecold3]

hit the dirt!!!!

[Brainless78]

Canadian.

[joseaca]

the missile surrendered

[h34lyfe]

scatter hahahaha

[ruudjuh16]

the canadian

[TallGuyProductionsNC]

Frenchies need to stick to wine and blowjobs....srsly

[oivan16]

fail

[jh4850]

He annoys you French

[gezelle007]

i bet they were scared shitless.

[Corea4sure]

Whoever made this Rocket launcher must have been in jail.lol Trying to kill soldiers.Roflol

[akar3m0]

LMAOMLAOLMAOLMAOMLAOMLAOMLAO!!­!

[badassltd]

Lolz Quebecers are idiots :P

[SortilegeMETAL80]

tayeule toé

[frenzo50]

i almost wet my self i laughed so much, lol the french

[gunit263]

i wonder if there ok

[joseaca]

the missile surrendered

[Ghostrider4450]

Ouchies. Good thing that MILAN's delay fuse worked, or else that crew would have had a bad afternoon.

[zeuss194]

Not a milan, It's an Eryx short range ATGM mount on tripod

[drksidecookiemnstr]

ahhh the french!

[aimeepoodle]

fail.

[rocknrollguru23]

Haha, that was awesome.

[zenzoneur]

Je suis français et à l'accent des personnages se sont surement des Belges. ^^

En tout cas ils ont bien ratés leurs coups ! xD

[avatarp9963]

non en fait se sont des canadiens. mais tout le monde ici se moque des francais. :( moi meme je suis francais mais j'habite aux etats unis.

[lealex2323]

French or Canadians... honestly, what's the difference =) FAIL. HAHAHA!!!

[solomonsjl]

just like a frenchman's penis,MAYBE big but useless. PS ED

[schwarzmeier]

This may seem very funny...but it is not !!!

This is a lifethreatening situation ! I experienced it on my own and almost shit my pants : )

[FrontalTraction]

That missile needs Viagra.

[Nettempereur]

You are really stupids they are canadians soldiers look at the uniforms and listen to their accent (from quebec)

BYE BYE

[avatarp9963]

guys i am french and i can tell u french people do not fail cuz this is the canadian army u can tell by the accent french army would not make a mistake like that...

[OgTheClever1992]

No, but the french get owned by the english

[avatarp9963]

battles pretty much came out fifty fifty dude. french won the hundred year war and napoleon destroyed all the english armies that attacked him. we were against each other in many wars but now we respect each other and thats good. both England and France are great countries with great ppl

[OgTheClever1992]

Yeah, we are pretty evenly matched, but we did defeat napoleon in the end, on land and at sea. And in losing the hundred years war, we won some pretty hellish victorys. Agincourt, Poitiers and Crecy where Welsh longbows killed of 1/3 of french nobility. Good going I'd say. But no, you're right, neither side came out on top, and each nation has plenty to contribute.

[avatarp9963]

ur right. im just saying that the idea that the french never won a war is false. It gets really annoying when ppl say that because France has a long history of victories and losses, not just losses. the french and the english were rivals for a long time not just in wars. like soccer and rugby and other sports. so ya the french and the english are both really cool.

[dandini2999]

I think the English and French rivalry has added richness and depth to both our nations histories. Its fantastic that in times past we have been great rivals but now, in times present we can be such allies. You have plenty of jokes about the English, as we have jokes about the French - and those jokes are a throw back to our warring histories. Its great how time changes things.... Viva La France!!! (Unless its against the English!) Cheers...

[3L3CTR0static]

M8 im hald french and believe me english and french people are the most fun in the world. I just cant stop laughin my ass off when im with french or english people. Specially the english people an sometimes just be so fun. French people are funny in other ways, they make good comedy and have a nice sense of humor too and for life, wich the english people sometimes dont hehe, dont get me wrong but i wouldnt even give my dog english food to eat :P, but also wouldnt buy a french car hehe

[3L3CTR0static]

yeah m8 absolutely agree, england had it's imperial times, france had napoleon. america is now and china i coming, i give china 15 years and you will say bye bye to america. Thing is they dont understand it and still think they are superpower of the world lol

[TheOrphanKid]

Moron 3l3ctro. If you think you're all high and mighty bashing the US, who came to save your sorry asses in WWI tough guy? Besides, if we get dragged into war with china, you'll be marching right beside us. By the way, a war between china and the US is impossible, as our economies depend on each other.

[3L3CTR0static]

I would say the brits really saved europe as the whole operationw as planed by the brits the americans only followed the plan like the rest wouldn't call u guys heroes but what ever. Maybe there won't be a war between america and china but china will totally take the lead in some years being the new world super power even if fear china will abuse the power it will have

[WittyTv]

man u cant sday shit like that were u alive then? did you fight in that war?

then dont make it a fuckin insult when its a fukn video not a politics debate

[thefourthonexxx]

@TheOrphanKid dude let it go. I totally agree with you but arguing with french lovers is like putting you dick in a blender. You won't get anywhere. Frenchies always think they are right and their poop doesn't stink. The U.S. has saved their asses and will always save their asses cuz they can't fight. Plus they puss out of their own fights. But again i agree with you. Just not argue with 3L3CTR. He won't get it.

[runedeadthA]

@thefourthonexxx "Americans always think they are right and their poop doesn't stink."

Fixed that For You :D

[BrodieAdamson]

I forgot the French never made any military mistakes...;)

[AceCombatFanatic]

OH S***, OH S***, OH S***!!!! hilarious

[nexus2xl]

That is CANADA'S army you dumbshits!

[stumps380]

LOL

[Pakistan338]

That thing hardly went 2 metres. Iranian Shahab III Missile 5000km +

They could own French knucklehead armed forces.

[113stDFX9900]

EPIC FAIL

[PistolWhip911]

FAIL

[redsplash168]

lol well theres an American javelin one that went the wrong way.

[aussiesrule4]

owned

[tomtravismark182]

well theres the canadian army for u

[CALZOLA]

I confirm ,that's canadian army !

[Tizkii]

What is that system they´re operating? It looks like the Spike to me. Anyway, that´s a one big bad malfunction..

[pepino17]

hey stupid english or american, that's not french army that's canadian army. listen the accent...

[nikred]

that missle has a range of 5 inches.

[Fill1988]

i would have jumped so bad too.

[voicecheck1212]

now we know why the french did not go to war

[pepino17]

hey dude that's not french army that's canadian army, that's canadian accent.

[voicecheck1212]

sorry. My bad. now we know why french speaking people do not go to war.

[Rbickert]

Hehe that was hilarious!

[sboubalouta]

america saved the world during world war 2, and its carried on saving the world ever since, STFU im sick of hearing it america and the allies went up against 10% of the german army while the soviets dealt with the remaining 90% you do the fucking maths, you are not high and mighty and someday the rest of the world is going to chip away at your ivory tower and your gonna crash and burn baby

[sorryociffer]

You're kidding right? You need to go do your homework. Besides, the Russians wouldn't have done squat without all of the American Lend-Lease aid. Without it Germany would have still lost but it would have been much longer and bloodier for Russia. Germany made the classic error of over extending itself.

[guitarfreak714]

you know canadians has a decendant of french so thats why alot of canadians are french canadians :D

[Alias166]

My grandfather was frech canadian he couldn't speak english untill he met my grandmother but he was fluent in latin.

[avatarp9963]

ya sboubalouta we saved americas ass first during the revolution

[JonFitchFTW]

hahaha obviously we didnt do much to save u guys right? since in fact you guys are a socialist country right?

[TGOW11]

congratulations on a retarded and incorrect answer.

[JonFitchFTW]

canada is a socialist country sponsered by bennigans and xbox 360 online gameplay

[Fridomfry]

"socialist country" LOL. Last time a government nationalized banks, it was in the US under a conservative administration. You'd better stop bragging, as China owns half of your economy.

[JonFitchFTW]

thanx to that camal jockey obama hahahahaha who gives a shit now usa is socialist because of that fucking dune cooney

[Fridomfry]

China owned half of your economy and the US were almost bakrupt long before Obama took charge. The majority of US citizens recognized it was the work of the Bush admin. Obama just inherited that mess. And so do we all.

[JonFitchFTW]

well when obama and his admin trys to take my guns.....NO he can try....HEHEHE HE"LL HAVE ONE BIG FUCKING SUPRISE WAITIN FOR 'UM

[Magni56]

Wow, you´re a bona fide internet tough guy.

So what surprise will you have waiting? Well, doesn´t matter, they´ll just SWAT your ass and carry you out feet first if you´re doing something stupid.

[destroyerpayton]

Uh, no. Even if the US paid off every single bit of debt they owed, they'd still have an economy roughly the size of China's. And half the US economy is still bigger then your faggot ass country. The only reason the left-wing pussy group called the EU was formed was so they could try to rival the US.

Oh and by the way...did you guys enjoy getting the shit kicked out of you in WWI and WWII? You think you're a world power? Yeah fuckin right.

[crafty117]

@Fridomfry China's economy is just as dependant on our economy as ours is on their's, friend-o.

[nathan9384]

@crafty117 Yea, cause they make all the shit we buy for cheap. Believe me, if we quite buying they'd find some other way to get by, they're Asian after all.

[JoeAVA100]

@Fridomfry Lol. No they do not. Get your facts straight please, out of foreign owned debt they hold a majority stake, but certainly not of all debt or interest otherwise. Closer to 8%.

[hahafunny321]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@!@!@!@!@­

[PewterPlunder]

France helped america become free

[Isitvalid]

for the record, the author is from Thailand

[Bluestrike2]

We saved their asses during World War II...

[adrenanimal]

hahaha by doing what??? Giving us restaurants that are 5 stars??? fuck you

[avatarp9963]

bluestrike thats because we helped america become america in the first place during the revolution. without lafayette, you guys would be drinking green tea and playing golf all day

[thefourthonexxx]

@avatarp9963 Lol bro we were a bunch of farmers vs the worlds super power at that time. And not to mention we were kicking ass. Farmers vs elite soldiers...do the math. If your farmers faced an elite force, well lets just say you guys would be givin lots of blowjobs and serving wine.

[EvilBugger]

This was from the french canadian army, not france. Also, that's scary as hell if a ToW missile launcher like that fails infront of ya.

[kreuztraeger]

France surrenders.

[avatarp9963]

do u even know what ur talking about?

[0kakashipwns0]

omhg lol ;P

[Edbert2004]

French Military's Motto:

"run away run away"

--with apologies to Monte Python

[kaylasxy]

is dis real

[avatarp9963]

yes. canadian.

[mrkteacosy]

Hehe. When was this made?