The Room Football Scenes Tommy Wiseau montage

[rafastil]

Tommy Wiseau still throws better than Tim Tebow. FACT. (:

[armanias]

My football brings all the boys to the yard,

And there like,

Its better than yours,

Damn right its better than yours,

I can teach you,

But I have to charge

[ShiftaelV2]

and the best actor goes to... the football!!!

[LynkxMan]

Denny at 0:45 : Ahahahaha no.

[StupidWizardFilms]

"Shoot Denny"

But why would want to shoot Denny?

[cryptosquid]

This is like a gay porn set up

[Slack3rG3nius]

If I ever become a millionaire I'm gonna buy the football used in this movie!

[InglebertHumperdink1]

alright Peter!

[vvaze]

i got the exact same rugby ball it s a Nike 1000 Spiral-Tech American Football

[TheDiscoDuke]

Anybody else notice that chickens don't say "cheeeeep?"

[havlorech]

This movie made me hate the bassoon.

[mikeman1234567]

1:35 Denny catches the ball like a dickhead.

[badwolf66]

We've learnt today that (American) Football is the ultimate in Male Bonding.

[knglerxst]

You can tell Tommy never played sports much as a child.

[Diddstarpure]

You can actually hear the echoing that gives away it's on a set

[Ichiboy900]

Did you know, that uh, football is the symbol of love?

[TheNerdGangster]

when denny brings up playing 'football' they all act like it's so hardcore by being like, "i'm up for it." like they're doing something bad lmao they're just tossing the ball around.

[Gloombaza]

lmao someone yawned at 0:46

[thenamesbanana]

Wait...Why are they wearing tuxes in the first place?

[RandomCommentsofDoom]

Lol wtf is that out of nowhere laugh Johnny does at :41

[A23151C2]

Despite the fact that the game they play resembles American football about as closely as hockey resembles baseball, I say the football gave one of the best performances in the film.

[Laconic913]

Tossing the football around: the preferred group activity of grown-ass American men.

[chuzzwozzer]

Peter's fall at 1:40 , most people instinctively put out their arms to break their fall, not Peter, he prefers to use his face.

[chuzzwozzer]

It's never explained why they all show up at Johnny's in tuxedos!

[TeeBee12100]

i know this suppose to be a drama film, but the acting so terrible that I help, but laugh lol like who plays football in an ally?? LMAO

[jokamund]

Underwear man-BAMMMM

[ScaryKidsScaringMarj]

what a fun game of toss

[MrSawyer22]

Tommy Wiseau should be the next cover of Madden

[pmoor1]

Denny: You guys wanna play some football?

Peter: In Texas? No you gotta be kidding.

[leyzer2990]

@pmoor1 HAHHAHAHAH

[mutinyinheav3n]

let's toss the ball around

[Packerton]

:40 "I don't study Minecraft."

[MoonPhase94]

I love how when Wiseau *tries* to be funny, it just comes across as really awkward...

[n4stynat604]

talk about going long

[NefariousEvildoer]

God, the more I hear of Denny's voice, the more I wish someone would punch him in the face.

[dayofthegarbage]

The football represents a part of johnny that he just wants to get rid of but one that ultimately always gets thrown back. Wisaeu uses this to convey the health of Johnny's psyche after his employers failed to give him his much deserved raise.This downward spiral was however briefly stopped when Lisa "thought of everything" and bought a pizza.

[dayofthegarbage]

The football the inner turmoil that Johnny finds himself with as he slowly begins to realize that his most trusted friends are actually chickens. Cheep cheep cheep cheouuuerp!!!!!!

[brandinator22]

why are they wearing tuxedos?

[okeyda]

I couldn't belive this movie........man..........ahhh­hhhhhhhhhhh...I just don't know where to start...:p

[Megahdork1]

For ome reason the ''alright let's toss the ball around'' always makes me laugh

[KarlSnr]

0:56 Underwear? What's that?

lmfao

[Guigley]

0:40 He burst out laughing. Nothing was said. What the heck? This scene is so unbelievably awkward, like the rest of the film. And 1:41 is so hilarious; Peter looks like he's BASE jumping into the pavement.

[hurricane2142]

That's life...

[intheTea04]

I don't fucking get the point of the guy falling down when Mark touches him. What's the point of that? God.

[h20incinerat]

worlds best game of football

[C454L1]

1:00 is fcking histerical

[badazzpresidents23]

They're all great big douches, hahaha.

[CommanderRaiden]

Football is The Room's main protagonist.

[feh2]

1:41 it's like he's doing a ballad.

[DelRio1991]

1:40

worst fake fall ever

[Ethanodd1]

1:40

Denny: COOKIE?

*Peter does Ethan Hunt maneuver over pavement*

[badwolf66]

Everyone should now play American football in a tuxedo it just makes more sense.

[JanBurton2011]

Oh my god.

I've heard of so bad it's good. This is so bad it's EPIC.

[InformationPollution]

Fucking Peter, man.

[Guigley]

1:40 is unbelievably funny. He looks like he's BASE jumping into the pavement; I never caught that before. Also interesting how Denny is always dying to play catch. He's so creepy.

[Punks1Not2Dead3You4R]

this movie takes place in texas? damn, time to move to avoid shame again:P

[TruenoandLevin86]

@Punks1Not2Dead3You4R No, it takes place in San Francisco. I thought everyone who saw the movie knew that.

[Shermanicus]

'i gotta go see michelle in a little bit, to make out with her'? love it. yeah, pencil me in for a make out at 4?

[ctmexperiment]

I'm thinking Tommy Wiseau has never actually seen a game of football in his life.

[elvaelvirababe]

@ctmexperiment He's European, it makes sense, lol.

[mdoherty9188]

Oh hi football.

[elvaelvirababe]

--"i gotta see Michelle in a little bit to make out with her, so *laughs*."

OH MY FREAKIN GAWD.

[ZombieHipHop2345]

So fucking good. "Underwear man? C'mon-" *SLAM*

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Denny: You guys wanna play some football?

Peter: In Tuxes? No, you gotta be kidding.

Denny: Johnny?

Johnny: Ask Peter.

LOL

[def2humans421]

0:58 LMAO XD

[ohmyclumsyheart]

Their random laugh outburst are just awkard.

[GodBombs]

Next NFL street cover should have Tommy Wiseau

[picklepie159]

This is

THE MEANING OF LIFE

[ajparrillo]

Since when does the RB drop the ball to tackle someone?

[ajparrillo]

Damn, Johnny's got an arm!

[ecashinxxx]

what an awkward movie

[badwolf66]

Johnny: Whatz Nu Wid U?

Denny: Let's toss the ball around!

Johnny: U shuldn''t hafe ahny Sekre7s fr0m meh!

Denny: I only have 1 ball

Johnny: Dohn't woRy abouht dat!

Denny: Thanks Johnny!

Johnny: Now Letz Goh Eat HuuuHH?!?!?

[TeeAiDee]

Jeez. They toss the football when they're like, two feet apart. It's called football not hot potato you numbnuts!

[loungepanda]

CHEEP CHEEP CHEEEP

[EIephunk]

To uhh... make out with... her...?

[McFly2015AD]

Tommy had three main goals for this movie:

1. Show off acthing and direkhing skills

2.Have secks scenes with pretty blhonde

3.Show football skills to join the N-PH-EL

[MallarRallam]

Tommy Wiseau is truly a master of American football.

[theocean1973]

At 1:43, Peter's thinking, "I can't fucking believe I agreed to be in this movie"

[jojojio]

oh, so this is how the americans play football?

[mrmovieguide]

Denny: Gotta tell you about something

Johnny: shit Denny

[Djangolulu]

@mrmovieguide The funny thing is, the character's name is Danny.

[howiescream]

With that tux I think Tommy Wiseau would be a good choice for the next James Bond LOL

[MrBuch169169]

@howiescream Oh, hi, Miss Monneypennee! You're my BESS FRIEND. Let's go play football. Aw, come on.... ah ha haaa. CHEEEP CHE- oh hi, M.

[NefariousEvildoer]

@howiescream - Tommy as James Bond? I would love that :D

"Eh marteennie... shlaken, naaht sturred. Weeth a sahd order of HONK."

[SilverHoulden]

The quality is like a bad 90's sitcom.

[intheTea04]

@SilverHoulden - A bad 90's sitcom is Citizen Kane compared to this shit, lol.

[emorypaine]

click 2:38

over and over again.

[KarlSnr]

"That's it, I'm done."

I just love how that's Peter's last line before he just disappears

[mk741]

I believe the "football" actually is a tragic symbolization of the theme of friendship in The Room.

The act of throwing the football brings and unifies the male characters of The Room in a happy group activity, showing the audience why they're such good friends. It's ultimately tragic because in the end Mark's betrays Johnny, leading to Johnny's dramatic out burst and suicide.

The Room is a war between the football/friendship and Lisa/ lust, with lust ultimately winning, leading to tragedy.

[HoZzIe27]

@mk741 @mk741 ooorrrrrr it could be an incredibly stupid but hilariously badly acted and written pile of gump from a hairy monstrosity?

[elvaelvirababe]

why the fuck were they wearing tuxes? the next day they were buying coffee.

[3ISAMAGICNUMBR]

1:56, NAZIS!!!??!??!?

[wtfmaker2596]

1:09 WHAT THE ****!?!?!?

[anotheryellowfog]

What's the implication of playing football in this film? Male-bonding?

[madgang201]

1:30 Does anybody but me think that Denny sounded a bit gay there?

[canucks16]

@madgang201 pshooooooooooooo

[JoshRosenblumMusic]

What the fuck is this movie?

[Posiman]

Thumbs up if you like to throw a football at each other on absolutely irrelevant locations too.

[dompflu]

press 2

"I'm NAUGHT sorry"

[hankjonesproject]

CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP JOHNNY!!! CHEEP CHEEP!!!

[bjorkman88]

0:30 They are like to cool kids in school i never had the chance to hang out with.

[davidsalonen1]

just watched this and robogeisha. unfortunately, robogeisha had more of a plot line than this 6 million dollar atrocity

[MobKnowledge]

After seeing this movie, Tom Brady called Tommy Wiseau for some pointers. Michael Vick saw it, too, but was more impressed with Doggie's fighting abilities than anything else.

[TheSweethotmama1]

what a fake ass fall omg haha

[slangshotstudios]

your tearing me apart, youtube!

[KiKamichan]

1:40- 1:45 is the best :D

[VitoCorleonePadrino]

"I gotta go see Michelle in a little bit, to make out with her"

Oh my frekkin GOD.

[LukeLovesRose]

There are so many allegories and metaphors and symbols in these scenes alone. I saw some pretty profound and powerful messages here. WOW!

[LukeLovesRose]

Every time I see these scenes, I can't believe this movie was made by a human. I mean, WOW!

[LukeLovesRose]

Where are they? Is that Jerry Springer's set??

[randomguy199545]

If only the lions could have wiseau as their quarterback. THEN they would have a chance at winning

[3abductee]

Where can I get the music of the scene in the park ?

[TheSchubert21]

I went to a midnight showing of this in Dallas the other night. We brought a football with us, and Tommy threw it around with us for a minute. Glorious moment and a true story.

[MobKnowledge]

Wiseau > Vick

Oh hai, doggy.

[mikstaslaya]

I love how most of their football catches take place in a 5 foot radius... how exciting!

[SeamusHobo]

Its a beautiful game.

[favoritevideos55]

in the park scene, Tommy uses the same "what's new with you?" sound bite at 2:09 and 2:28 hahahahahaha

[buck62sugar]

Football as metaphor for masturbation.

A bunch of circle jerks!

[TheIm2BiZ11]

tommy wiseau would suck in the nfl

[breastmilkdabestmilk]

Shoot Danny

[gdnoob4]

omg! he can catch a ball from two feet! what a beast, thats a randy moss right there

[tbverrall]

does anybody know what the purpose of the tuxedo scene was?

[favoritevideos55]

@tbverrall alright, lets throw the ball around

[TheSweethotmama1]

@tbverrall they were going to take wedding photos, then decided to play football....??? Well, whatever, this movie makes no sense anyways lol

[MustBeTheGanja999]

hahahaha

[blakdust3]

it makes the sound of hitting the bins even tho they don't

[TKGB2006]

Two minutes and forty seconds? There are nearly 3 minutes of football scenes? Why!?

[Maddiox3]

That is not how you play football. That is not how you play. That is naaaaht

[atomichead777]

the football was the best actor

[crazynintendoguy]

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART FOOTBALL!!

[MyWilliam1996]

wow it must be so fun! randomly tossing a ball around!

[getthepoooffmybum]

Oh hiiiiii football

[darthspeaks]

I think they green screened on the roof because they didn't want to lose a football over the edge... lol

[icelordhitsugaya]

Oh Hai Denny, let's go play some football in a second, I need to put on my Tux first.

[ChiBlackhawks24]

That Denny could go pro

[scottishboy1987]

Aw Hai Mark

[TheIm2BiZ11]

All they're doing is just throwing the football back and forth do they even know the rules of football?

[vanishgamer]

A little fun fact when Peter says "Thats it I'm done" he actually quit being in the movie after that scene.

[vicodinx]

Are those the buffalo bills?

[TrooperVIII]

Oddly enough, and critics will probably agree, the best acting done in that entire film was by the football.

[FF7CloudStrife7]

1:41 - That's exactly why you don't play football in a tuxedo while wearing cheap loafers.

[SebVettel18]

Peter >>> Jerry Rice.

[TempleOfSin]

Does anybody know where that last scene was filmed? That is a beautiful location.

[fbullington]

@TempleOfSin Just a wild guess here, but I would say, maybe...

SAN FRANCISCO?!!

[TempleOfSin]

@fbullington Oh hi fbullington. How's your sex life?

Sanfrancisco, okay, but what, is it a park or what, haaaa?

Okay thanks a lot bai.

[Sergeo333]

@TempleOfSin Golden Gate Park in SF

[Cybernerd9000]

@fbullington No. It was actually filmed on a green-screen made to look like a park.

[88Lalex]

@fbullington Its new york lol

[BigDogJang0]

@TempleOfSin

Looks a lot like Jurassic Park.

[jenduh]

@TempleOfSin It was filmed at Lisa Park, which Johnny bought for her because he's her financial security.

[homeyhomedawg]

@TempleOfSin

with that acting, any location would seem beautiful

[kreniigh]

@TempleOfSin

Golden Gate Park

[supermojo1984]

@TempleOfSin looks like Golden Gate Park.

[mygeneration01]

holy shit! that's exactly how my friends and i play football! Touche tommy wiseau

[SuperSmasher1]

This game looks dangerous

[MackDwyer]

At 1:21

Does anyone remember in Arrested Development how no one knew what a chicken sounded like? Just getting that out there.

[Susasama]

there are so many pointless scenes in this movie....

[72ryno]

@Susasama the whole movie is one big pointless scene haha

[BadAcidVacation]

This is what killed Peter. He later died from the injuries. He became reincarnated as "Steven" HOW CAN YOU DO THIS? YOU MAKE ME SICK! I feel like I'm sitting on an atomic bomb waiting for it to go off.

[TheIm2BiZ11]

the weird fucking thing is that johnny says shoot denny when he is throwing the football

[EtherealVeracity]

"Oh sorry guys that I can't play catch with you all, I gotta go see Michelle and nonchalantly yet specifically state that I'm about to be intimate with her! Toodles!"

[JoesGhostProblem]

UNDERWEAR?!?!?!?!?!? RAAAAAUUUUGH!!! *Tackles into trash cans*

[findHosea]

i.... can't... keep watching....

[SandyGothify]

its sad to know that the football is the best actor in the movie...

[lowers1987]

imagine actually running in the park and you see these two guys rolling around on the ground with a football....