Worst First Day Ever

[Kubiklan]

Tangueray? That was Jameson's. Maybe they couldn't tell the difference at that point anyway.

[PartiallyColorBlind]

Anyone else notice the last partner was crazy Raul, Michael's drug dealer from a later episode?

[aldomovielovers]

GASP

[MrTheChipster]

Yes someone pronounced dob! How ivalways do

[GrundySolomon]

The 14 dislikes must have been cast and writers from SNL

[mapo11]

When does his blimp arrive? Where's that come from? Is there some sort of stereotype with east coast I'm not aware of? Also Halo figurine in the background of the chiefs office.

[esapesaqe]

God, I had forgotten how amazing D.O.B looks in his suit in the intro to season 1... And how Michael actually seems to give somewhat of a fuck in the beginning of his meting with the chief =)

[maxie05]

8, another number, even more words :L:L

[Cosmicmuffins1247]

the guy in the first photo is crazy rauel!

[howyadoin972]

Goodnight you princes of Maine, you... fountains of wayne haha so good

[sauntersil]

F*ck me with a live fish

[Sobrekay]

I actually feel sorry for people who haven't watched this series.

[calthegod]

Swaim. roughly translated means "God of Comedy and Master of Space Travel."

[RENThead26435]

How can anyone love Swaim when DOB is in the frame?!

[kemuksigak]

@RENThead26435

I found that DOB played a good but self conscious straight guy to Swaims ADHD insanity, but over the course of the series began to hold up this series just as much as Swaim. Not to say Swaim was lacking in any way as he was only getting better and more esoteric as the series went on. Awesome series!

[GreenGearMood]

Lmao. I hate NCIS.

[DroveThemInsane]

I wish I was more like Swaim.

[uffe666]

I just love the Swaim love

[dyld921]

This would made a great slash fanfic :D

[PrimeSonicYT]

Oh Swaim, you make it okay to have a huge mancrush on you.

[AddictedtoBlistex]

I love yoú Swaim! :D

[sprinkleOtea]

Puts season 2 to shame.

[moistize]

he will eat a sponge at ome point :D

[Nani101]

Why doesn't Swaim remember anything?

[Sean12314]

Nobody loves Dan O'Brien ? He is atleast equal or greater then Swaim :D

[princesstamika]

@Sean12314 I love him. I love him so hard. Or I'd like to.

[bismarckai]

theres some snacks in there.... its a bunch of stuff....

[jek21]

Gasp!

[Sladeling]

So is that Brockway as the Chief?

[Monkeyboy92037]

why does this only have 12k views?

[cookieclown2000]

I wonder what the chief looks like

[IsCriminallyInsane]

@cookieclown2000 Watch the Mug Pen sketch that DOB and Swaim did. You'll see him.

[cookieclown2000]

@IsCriminallyInsane thanks

[CarolinaOcelot]

"Fuck me with a live fish" is now my favorite phrase.

[Harusama]

lmao xD

I love Michael Swaim!!

[skyhawkpilot172]

"He will eat a sponge at some point. You can't avoid it, so just be aware."

[goqgar]

That was the single greatest piece of footage ever put to film. I should rip my dick off because no matter what I ever do I will be inconsequential compared to Swaim.

[heftyboy20121]

I like the acting in this

[PalominoKid]

this is really bad

[selskapofthegods]

They should really make a live stage show, it would be amazing

[xxstaggerxx]

why does this only have 7,000 views??, its fucking hilarious!!

[SlyClay117]

Haha, one of his old 'partners' was a bear riding a horse.

[theblackwolf72]

This is 10 times better than anything SNL shits out.

[mytotallyawesomename]

@theblackwolf72 what is SNL?

[davidhompsonYT]

@mytotallyawesomename saturday night live, an american show about...something. I dunno, im Scottish and ive only ever seen parodies and people mocking it.

[Awkwardgesundheit]

@davidhompsonYT best. comment. ever.

[getrealordie187]

@theblackwolf72 i love you and i'm not ashamed of that

[Spo8]

Michael Swaim is one of the most amazing people to ever grace this earth.

[guitarfaces]

@Spo8 He's also a fat idiot. No offense, Swaim.

[popomczowzow]

DOB's personality isn't what I thought it would be based off of his writing. I thought he'd be this arrogant sarcastic, cynical guy....anyone else?

[Azrael138]

@popomczowzow...contrary to popular belief, Agents of Cracked isn't actually a documentary.

[popomczowzow]

@Azrael138

you don't say...

[epicsauce25]

@popomczowzow uhhh u know they are acting right?

[popomczowzow]

@epicsauce25

Yeah I know they're acting. On the website when he writes he's also "acting" in a sense cause he has an exaggerated personality and is always in character. So that's why I thought the character he had going would continue into the series.

[TokkenNinja]

the most awesomest ever. pure unadulterated epic-ness.

[usernameunauthorised]

agents of cracked is pure concentrated awesome

[geekdiggy]

there's some snacks and stuff in there, it's a bunch of stuff.

[demonklawz]

omg, the fail safe DOB used in the last episode! damn these guys planned the entire story beforehand from start to end ;o  RESPECT TO CRACKED

[TrenderBender]

Strunk and White! Hahahaha epic

[nnnutmeg]

GAAASP!

[K33p3r99]

A series I'm looking forward to.

[MorroccoSurrogate]

The beginning of a tragic love story.

[Doomstar16]

That was good. I laughed.

[loveuall2345]

Nice one! Keep going with this!

[undeadchoas8]

i didn't bring you here to have you argue about number with your dicks hanging out

"who's got -glance- - gasp -"

LOL

[suttersmax]

0:24 - Is that blood underneath his car? ^^

[afqlqr]

hell yeah, white blood ftw

[suttersmax]

White? I'm talking about the DARK RED PUDDLE underneath the car, not the crumbly white paint next to it... observation fail lol.

[afqlqr]

your dick fails, not my observation skills, THEY ARE INFALLIBLE

[EtiamAdvenio]

yes  swaim. yes.

[DrVankmen]

D.O.B. And Swaim, you guys are my fucking hero. Please add the rest to YouTube so I can watch all this slippery genius on my Iphone.

[hardworker424]

great stuff.

[KazeOrion]

Is that one guy like the only guy on cracked? Cuz hes in like every video lol

[jleider21]

like yeah.

[hiphopisdead34]

Who are you referring to? Swaim and Gladstone regularly make videos and DOB occasionally appears in videos (and costars in Agents of Cracked, obviously)

[kiddimeister]

haha funny as hell:P

[odin92681]

"with your dicks hanging out"

[mmike189o]

Aw. This should be a VERY interesting show. 10/10

[hellzBrother]

:P lol =)

[tadshackles]

This is gonna be epic!

I love it already!

[TheNightshadeVampire]

i liked it ^^ i wanna c the next vid :p

[Xoid900]

They're up to episode 6 or something at cracked(dot)com so just jump over to the original cite. :P

[JuanLMFAO]

lol i dont know what people are complaining about. the dialogue is so funny

[0BatGirl0]

This episode is just setting up the premise, so I understand that it was a little slow. But I'm interested to see more.

[AmyJayn]

I didn't like it so much.

[OwenMadaeen]

Great video, more of the same please, its a shame cracked TV doesnt have a large number of subscribers, maybe because they stopped posting anything for like... 3 months

[eproductions2008]

The dialouge is rediculously hilarious.

[minikibork]

nice vid ;) waiting for more

[Ryogakun666]

cool video name bro