We Need MORE Airport Security!

[mikefromwa]

Lol, it's amazing how many people don't understand satire.

[keith8880]

Is security as thick if you travel by boat?

[VeritatemQuaerens]

Why should we be able to choose how to go through security? We are using THEIR planes and they have the right to search us how they want. If you don't want this, then too bad for you. Take a train (if you're going across country then TOO BAD).

[Snakepliskinist]

If Americans aren't terrified at the constant threat of terror, then the terrorists have won....that's some funny shit.

[xHUSOILDERx]

Id rather be molested then stared at by security

[LiveLoveLee]

Is this guy insane?

[FrankGisell]

Thumbs up for the rectal cavity bomber

[TheCaptainjuicy]

Lol the christian would want child molesting. You are mind washed by the globalists. This is stupid, the terrorist live in washington DC! There is no need for mass humiliation it's uncalled for and it doesn't even make life easier. 9/11 happened cause of NORADs mistake. Metal detectors and some patterning down is ok not going overboard . Wake up you mindwashed prick you deserve no liberty or security.

[VeritatemQuaerens]

@TheCaptainjuicy He's being sarcastic (pointing out many Christian fallacies). And who cares if people see your body for a second, then forget about it just as quick as they saw you?

[machinimachi]

YOU WANNA MAKE IT SO LITTLE KIDS ARE USED TO HAVING THER DICK AND BALLS TOUCHED???? WTF MAN 8=====D O:

[vnelly3]

i totally agree with the child molester protocol

[killswell]

i think we should do all flights nude.

[gulbirk]

Airport security may be a bit exagurated at the moment, but I want you anti security guys to consider this: If we remove airport security, do you think it will lead to more deaths or less deaths?

[NavySealsDucky]

I geuss you could say their like the immune system. When you got a germ problem the immune system comes to fix the problem.

[gulbirk]

I know this is satire but still, I would rather go through airport security as long as that means the chance of someone hijacking it is lower.

[Hank28899]

R u a lawyer? U r a shit good talker man.

[wesley50h]

y would u need to b recognized by there privates and having a three year old patted down???? what is this guy a minister..........

[nosreve21]

best actor EVER!!!! it's funny because you believed it! lol

[revnow12]

this guy is great. funniest part is that christians are about this smart. good imitation haha

[AddictedFort1E]

This guy is SOOO good at parodying Christians. This little speech right here deserves a fucking Emmy

[kolinmartz]

scanners are at least better than full body tapping

[kolinmartz]

those who wants too trade freedom for security does not deserve both

[silenthill123321]

lol Stick 'em up. oops i just came!

[apetrowsky1]

Great vid dude!

[MalchikBlue]

LOL, they're actually people in these comments that actually can't see that this is a satirical commentary?

I didn't think morons of this caliber made it out the womb without getting stuck and choking on their own tongue.

[omnissient]

Can i havw a private patdown by a big boobed female officer pls?

[GenerationBlackMist]

Awesome quality

[sirdelrio]

Edward is hillarious. His character is getting better constructed as he goes on. It makes me happy when people really have sense of humor and hystrionic talents.

[boundless23]

"good touch" LMAO!!!

[thetariqman]

i love his sarcastic face...

[DevilsTreasure]

Banning screaming babies from planes is the best possible option. I say do it.

[Chucklor11]

This guy should do stand up! He is hilarious!.. especial the part where he says" god bless america"!

[SkateboardTaco]

Pedo

[SkateboardTaco]

Pedo

[xmillionhearts]

i just found your channel. hahahahahhahaahhahaha youre hilarious. you seem like such a cool guys. HAHAHHAHAHAHHA. made my day. xx

[QuickSilver20061]

Are you kidding me,this is a tasteless video

[gulbirk]

I wonder how many times you have to make the video without laughing, LOL

[trumpetplayer444]

he's trying SO hard not to laugh at what he's saying.

[InKa4484]

lol @ the police fail " officer: what's this? suspect: that's my penis?"

[verymaddog]

I'm glad that the liberal democrat obama stopped this nonsense and fully supports 'civil liberties'.

[elleonhighheels]

There is no such thing as terrorism - aside from what American soldiers are doing on foreign soil

[MrSumbody]

@elleonhighheels Here are a few terrorists: Barry Soetoro, Joe Biden, George H. W. Bush, George W. Bush, Bill Clinton, Dick Cheney, Zbignew Brzezinski, Ben Bernanke, Rockefeller family members, de Rothschild and Rothschild family members, Rahm Emanuel, Senator Joe Lieberman, Janet Napolitano, Henry Kissinger, Glenn Beck, John P. Holdren, Cass Sunstein, Nancy Pelosi, and most of the members of the U.S. House of Representatives.

[d078798]

this guy = peado. he doesn't think that a fully grown person is fondling a little kid. PEADO CHECKMATE

[TheSethGalleyChannel]

funny sarcasm non the less though :P

[TheSethGalleyChannel]

terrorists? you sir are a sheeple.. and a christian :/

[bubblemonster3]

@TheSethGalleyChannel

its satire :)

[TheSethGalleyChannel]

@bubblemonster3 oh right ;) sorry :P

[apsestasis]

you sir, are the worlds ultimate troll. hats off to you

[MrStripyHead]

thanks alot george bush you son of a bitch!

[JohnF30Music]

i take safety over "liberty" any day. airport employees have better things to do than care about your private parts.

[thisholyreality6]

i lol'd when he said "private parts"

[sirbestnameever]

Lock on the Pilot door would of stoped 911

[TheWhiteShadow42]

@sirbestnameever Or at least slowed it.

[sbarr10]

Ha!  Brilliant!

[Seavu1]

Brilliant & spot on piece, Edward. Thanks!

[geoffstrickler]

I regret that I can only like this once. Great satire.

[lengthsofwire]

well done.

[StopBeingABaby]

You fail less airport security is the way to go

[kilroy1963]

I prefer the hands on appoach , at my age it's the nearest thing to sexual activity I can hope for.

[cybersensei]

Edward needs his own TV show, brilliant!

[OnionTrollsAlliance]

The OTA officially and officiously endorses Edward Current for President in 2012.

[tmdkaaskop]

loooool

[DDA1220]

Holy dicks, I'm shocked that there still exist people who believe that EdwardCurrent isn't pure, unfiltered sarcasm. Are you mouthbreathers literally braindead?

[gamotter]

@DDA1220 I'm amazed that there are people who don't know the difference between sarcasm and satire. Don't insult Edward by calling what he does sarcasm, it is not.

[Sweet94ify]

Ban screaming babies.

[stevenking94]

we cant get more security........jesus said so

[TerrorWarrior5000]

Ron Paul sucks and is a stupid penispoo and is an antisemite fake christian not a real judeoman of faith like me.

[Xurgonic]

I think we should ban sharks. Wouldnt it be nice to never have to fear getting in the water again? Thanks a LOT Spielberg.

[atsusamuno]

Im for banning stupid screaming babies, my ears get hurt.

[xaxie1]

Lol!

Im a christian and I urge you to please make more of these videos, they are very funny :)

And yes I am being Serious, check out my page :)

[dalektaliban]

Brazillian? He's obviously a saudi terrorist shoot him!

[TREACLE97]

Incrementalism! - happy days! (but less so as time goes on!)

[redsoxsfan11]

This so typical of all you extremely right-wing christians. You think the TSA is right for doing this to people? To three year old children? To people that are forced to do these because they come from a different background then you? Think again. My deepest apologies (not sarcasm, I'm sincere about this) to the christians who think what the TSA is doing to people is wrong. I am sorry that you are looped in with these conservative assholes who think this is right.

[cruncher221]

@redsoxsfan11 get your satire knife sharpened :D

[TheFightingRebel]

@redsoxsfan11 Hey man, don't know if anyone has already told you or you knew (etc.) Edward is joking :P look up his page and you will know what I mean.

But I do agree, Right-wing assholes ^_^

[dennytothez]

lol i worked at airport security and this made me piss my pants from laughter

ow and edward is rly right at the end of the movie

[jaluck]

Edward, you've still got the touch. Thanks for coming back to spread "the good word"!!

[NefariousVirtuoso88]

banning screaming babies ... THUMBS UP ! ! !

[silverfox2358]

What happens if you ejaculated on a security officer and they where of the opposite sex because of cut backs while getting your prostate rubbed? Do you get a fine or get arrested?

[MrTheNewBEN]

"the TSA agents are gonna touch your sasauge like it's ready for breakfeast!"-pyrobooby

[xXLoveDefeatedXx]

You really need to be an actor. -.-

[Zami80]

So fricking awesome stuff :)

[SuperNateclark]

i know hes a troll but lol "even the pilots should bend over and spread there buttcheeks... id like to see that" bahahaha oh and "getting touched inapropriatly by a perfect stranger is totally apropriate" my god he sounds like he wants child rape and molestation to be okay and for kids to accept it XD

[Dartyn]

I've went through airport security half a dozen times at least and I've never once been patted down or had a whole body scan.

[mossadthelion]

You should all know that plenty of Christians are actually against this Government dog and pony show called airport security.

[Nuker1337]

@mossadthelion He's talking about the hypocrite neocons.

[superballsification]

@iotoc you know it's sarcasm, right?

[SoPoG]

@superballsification there are still people who don't know/get that this is satire?? ololol? ^^

[iotoc]

well you like getting patdowns cuz obviously you got nothing to fear..i mean nobody can touch your balls and dick..cuz you dont have any..so no prob for you.....and god didnt give us scanners..scanners are made BY HUMANS...ohh and getting touched BY STRANGERS? REALLY?..I BET MY BALLS YOUR A CATHOLIC PRIEST and you just wanna touch kids..nah probably not..but your rly close..and yea lets get people from airport stick there fingers up our asses

[matchu4444]

I can't wait to get fisted by the TSA!!! Hmm I wonder if they can incorperate a colon exam while they're in there?!...It would save me a trip to the doctor.

[BradloRaul]

"Do we really want to wait for the 'rectal cavity bomber' to come along?"

[Richardgwm]

When did traveling by air become probable cause?

[gomen42]

I say we ban fuckheads like him.

[mit871chell]

This guys makes me giggle.

[TheAutisticGuitarist]

@mit871chell really? he makes me chuckle. weird.

[xxxBradTxxx]

hahahaha

"rectal cavity bomber"

[mrwebber35]

Pilots are afraid of the radiation if they have to get exposed to it every time they fly. I imagine putting identification chips in the forheads and the back of peoples hands will make it possible to not have to take these scans. These chips could become manditory for the buying and selling of goods and illiminate the need for credit cards and even money. Where have I heard this before?

[animecrazy102]

America definitely needs airport security tight, but the methods we have now are just really awkward and unpleasent. Nasty. I mean, if crazy people know Airports won't search you one way, that's how they're going to smuggle whatever onto a plane.

[LimesNorrlandicus]

Soo many people die of cancer, heart attacks, car accidents, but very little is done to prevent it.

More airport security? No thanks.

[SinnFein4ever]

If I were a terrorist, I wouldn't bother with an airport.

I'd just go to Mexico for awhile, drink lots of the local water, then go back to the U.S., take a cruise on a U.S. cruise line, and drink out of random people's glasses.

;p

[Alexon88]

you can build bombs in america why should u use them in airports when there are so many other places you can use them?? air port security is just a joke.

[Gizzew]

Even "up the butt" should be used for airport security

[The4L3Xm]

yes, yes.lets ban screaming babies.... pleaseee..

[Hopefulfilment]

This just in: Rectal probing now mandatory at airport check in. Gloves - or no gloves are options available to maintain a sense of personal freedom in the travelers.

Next up: Electronic ankle bracelet for all foreigners while on US territory.

[Hopefulfilment]

I say everybody should be tested by being instructed to cite any randomly selected bible verse. That way only true christians would be allowed to pass, and anybody knows that christians never commits any crimes what so ever, since its a sin. And also it would turn any would-be-terrorist who learns the bible, to pass the check, into a good christian as well. Win - win.

[ichabodshead343]

Next Time I get on a plane I'm gonna tuck my junk back! Let them figure it out.

"Whats the matter can't find it? Wanna play hot and cold?"

[RobNurgundy]

Airport Scanners are just stage one in the roll-out of teleportation devices. Stop standing in the way of progress people!!

[CoolParkourName]

imo its all irrelevent, heres why... step1 be a nice good honest person, step2 create a bomb but tell no one step3 walk into a nightclub/mall ect... i dont see how these scanners will do anything to stop terrorism

[Gnickk]

No one is making us fly. It's a choice we make. There are trains and passenger freighters. Or we could stay home like almost everyone did before jet aircraft and mass tourism.

[hajkie]

@Gnickk you're completely right, we forgot scanners and patdowns on trains and passenger freighters! We need these measures on everything to make us feel safe. How can they seriously only focus on protecting one part, but let terrorists use other methods of traveling? I mean, after all flying is the safest method to travel, these other DANGEROUS ways to travel NEED their security, RIGHT NOW. The people DEMAND THE ILLUSION OF SAFETY! Oh, and put it on busses and taxis too, go go.

[Gnickk]

@hajkie Get your tits untied.

[hajkie]

@Gnickk But why? You were the one who said noone makes you fly, that must mean you are for better security on air planes like the perfect TSA scanners, which means we need the same security on other transport methods too right? They are after all more dangerous to take then flying.

Dont you want illusion of safety for everything?

[Gnickk]

@hajkie Mass air travel is something that isn't going to last very far into the future so that will solve the problem for most people. Do the scanners really make it a means of transportation any more vulgar and harrowing than it already was?

[hajkie]

@Gnickk Indeed, it does make it more annoying then it really was. And it doesnt really help. Hey, did you know you can put a big pancake around your stumache, and hide material in it, and the scanner wouldn't be able to see it? It would make whatever completely invisible. And the scanner cant differ the panncake from your body either. :P

Only is an inconvience for people who wana travel, and only brings alot of money to certain people. ;)

[Flawrey]

LOL "we should put up pictures of sex offenders private parts so the kids will be able to identify them" haha thats great

[donnycage]

@MothersCuntJuice You are a moron. This is a satire. Not to mention, the guy in the video is an atheist. Learn sarcasm you F#cking idiot.

[davidsonchamps2009]

Airport Security is now the perfect job for a molester

[Tmmmey]

"If Americans arent scared of the constant threat of terrorism - then the terrorist have won". GENIUS.

[weirdercize]

This is so politicky incorect...

I LOVE IT

[ETericET]

I agree 100% with the rectal search, just one thing Ed, you go first ..... hum maybe i'll take the train ....

[Antiunfunktasticize]

What we need is a second 9/11.

Even dogs learn faster than Americans, if they stick their noses somewhere and it hurts them, guess what they do? They certainly don't stick their noses there again!

[AlanElectabuzz]

I don't Know Carl, I sort of agree with you, but then I still kinda feel that God wants us to cover up our ooky parts so as not to incite genital competition and perpetuate racial stereo types. I mean, I don't want my naky pic disseminated next to someone who might might be somewhat more well endowed in the reprodutive area, ifen you know what I mean.

[tracer740]

@AlanElectabuzz-LOL!!! What an eloquent and verbose example of expressing 'weenus diminuus' syndrome!

Kudos!

[1sedition1]

CHECK MATE!

[orajeladdict]

Rectal cavity bomber will spell certain death for the airplane peoples.

[Thayer79]

@orajeladdict And the TSA

[ref498]

who gives a shit about the scanners, you are no deferent then the thousands of people that go through there a day, believe me, they dont give a shit about your tiny penis

[autumnsylver]

@ref498 I think it's more about the health issues being raised about the dose of radiation you get when you go through one of those scanners. Scientists are saying it might not be as safe as they would have you believe. especially if you travel a lot.

[racewraith]

god bless the police state!

[lurxtlifeson]

"Who decided to allow potential terrorists to choose how they're gonna go through security?!?" that has to be one of the funniest things I've heard all week lol

[IsraeliAdamRusso]

Even atheists can be stupid.

Disappointing, Edward.

[TTDMFfreaknew]

Im flying tommarow. Any TSA officer who goes within 3 inches of my junk is getting punched in the throat.

[MrSafetymeeting]

We need pat downs and body scans everywhere! The mall, football games, theaters, and anywhere else public where terrorists could strike! We need to be safe even if it means random body scan checkpoints.

[ligerman30]

fake and gay.

[Christmasgoat]

@ligerman30 No, you are fake. Prove me wrong.

[squashmedead]

@ligerman30 you must be new here

[toulouse666]

Those screaming babies most likely have bombs hidden in their abdominal cavity, that's WHY they are constantly screaming and their moronically useless "parents" are doing absolutely nothing to stop them from sucking the will to live from everyone else around them!

Of course not, that's exactly what they WANT to do!

[Catchicken89]

Bend over, because body scanners can't find the drugs you've decided to stow in your rear passage without being on a ridiculously high setting.

In the meantime, if I have to dispose of my unopened, duty-free liquor just because the plane can't do the 20+ hours from here to anywhere in one go, I will drink the whole thing right there then dispose of the empty bottle instead.

[MrJonnyKilljoy]

Can we choose who does our body pat-down? I'll go to the airport just to get felt up by a pretty lady.

[MIKEalTV]

"good touch" lol :P

[thehouseofhoops]

I say we ban people from planes.

[andy765gtr]

@thehouseofhoops i say we ban planes from people ! GW isnt going to fix itself

[Hzqi]

@thehouseofhoops

Extremist! Those views make you suspicious...

Come this way please sir. Drop em.

[mrbobmanbob]

@thehouseofhoops

Fuck it, we can't be too safe.

We need to ban planes.

[dovlinhos]

It's not just airport security in USA - governments all around the world are passing more and more laws that invade peoples privacy and the right to chose, under the excuse of "our safety". Don't trust them, they are more interested in controlling you than your safety! The Ben Franklin quote in the video description is wonderful, I think I'll be using it quite a lot!

[quarky1948]

The best security measure ever is simple….Make aircraft the seats from pig skin and put bacon sandwiches on the menu.

[wwickeddogg]

What about when a terrorist hides a bomb inside a woman?  We should just stop women from traveling now before it is too late.

[Hammerite]

That is a nice set of stairs you have back there.

[gotsotruthed]

With things like body scanners, we continue to lose more and more of our freedoms everyday, all in the name of "safety." This is a major part of how the powers incrementally tighten the noose around our necks.

[jokidder]

Ed Current for the next Secretary of Homeland Security!

[JohnRaptor]

Can we ban screaming babies anyway?

[mortrem76]

@kousoulides That's not true... The fear phenomena is very American.

[faithisfiction]

...all passengers should walk past a wooden cross... all unholy terrorists will burst into flames at the sight of sign of the heavens... Glory!

This would mean that only terror attacks approved by God succeed... Flawless...

[sergiobrejo]

@faithisfiction checkmate, terrorists

[CarguyBart]

@faithisfiction OK I must copy and paste this on face book

[alexyomero76]

@faithisfiction HAHAHAHA! SUCH A GREAT IDEA!!  I'M SURE MANY CONSERVATIVES WILL APPLAUD UR

PROPOSAL! WONDER WHY THEY HAVEN'T PUT IT TO WORK?

[EatonGore]

"Rectal Cavity Bomber" - fucking classic.

[pillowbugg]

The airport thing is becoming ridiculous. Seriously, they are so fucking afraid of hurting peoples feelings that they are willing to inconvienence everyone and violate their rights in the name of security. The only dickwads blowing shit up are the towel heads. Search the people that pose the fucking risks........What a joke!

[FreeScience]

@pillowbugg Don't say stupid things. It makes you seem unintelligent and/or ignorant.

[pillowbugg]

@FreeScience Don't say anything. You ARE a douchbag and an idiot!

[edmondsjc]

61 people enjoy the potential harm of screaming babies with bombs hidden inside

[exexed]

I'd much rather be scanned then having to think about the plane blowing up. If you don't want to be scanned then don't take a plane. The pictures barely show anything in the first place. It's a blurry black and white picture...

[sexdrugsandrave]

sarcasm win from 0:00 - 3:54

[silverhammermba]

@hommedespoir Edward's videos aren't that great, but they're still worth checking out thanks to responses like yours.

[Pir8forever]

Lol, yes! No more screaming babies! They should get rid of children who kick your seat too. Obviously they have planted a bomb in that seat and are trying to detonate it with their kicking.