Beverage Superiority Complex

[MeggieRocks1994]

Remember when that Chas guy made a video? Yeah, me neither.

[Lizzi541]

What are you majoring in in college!!?

[davidleduc85]

I don't like either. dun dun DUN!!! But I liked this video anyway. :)

[webmaster8040]

as a tea drinker i feel insulted...

[MadetoLoveGod]

Do you script these... Or does the genius just radiate from your brain?

[iRead224]

I've been studying abroad this semester in Turkey. I'd thought that since "Turkish Coffee" is pretty famous but I'd never heard of Turkish Tea that it would be a country of coffee drinkers. Wrong. They drink tea with almost every meal... I think I've converted to their tea drinking ways. There's so many kinds! Apple, raspberry, 'rosehip'. I will say, though, I am looking forward to plain old regular coffee upon my return. They seem to generally operate either on Turkish coffee or instant here.

[nerdra]

So... I like coffee. ESPECIALLY the smell. But, sometime between ages 19 and 23 I became an old lady with a low tolerance for caffeine, and since I refuse to drink decaf, I drink black tea instead. Luckily, I happen to quite enjoy tea, as well.

OH LUCKY YOU TO HEAR THE STORY OF MY LIFE. Ha.

[msbandgroupie]

"You DO realize we won the Revolutionary War, right?"

Oh my gosh, I love you.

[SkinnyRaine]

I have coffee occasionally as a treat (with tonnes of sugar might I add) but tea really is the drink that I couldn't imagine a day without, that might be because I'm english, and also might I add other counties make tea wrong, like really really wrong, tea has to be made with boiling water, not hot like coffee but really really boiling... stresses any loyal tea drinker out

[theawkwardindian]

Since I'm Indian, I'm more or less required by law to be team tea.

[maggiehanna]

Seeing you spray all that axe made me shudder.

[outofthenightsky]

I can't get past that terrible smell coffee has. Resented it since I was a kid. *shudder*

[bentn13]

Tea tastes amazing + it doesn't have to have caffeine (I don't like the ones with it.) I use more sugar in coffee than tee. And the coffee there compared to the one in Portugal. Coffee in Portugal (and Italy) is the true s**t. No comparison. Still, I'd go for tea 3 out of 5 times.

[mollyclune]

I'm not sure why this was in my subscriptions since I'm not subscribed to you...but I do wholeheartedly agree! Coffee is the beverage of the gods. It's why I wake up every morning. And when you poor that hot cocoa packet in? Put in some yummy creamer too. That's the only way I do it if it's not black. But it's only not black on crummy days when I feel like poop.

[SarahForeverTT]

I predicted the extra choking footage at the end. I waited for it. I knew it was coming.

[WelllWhatCanISay]

Bleh; coffee.

[johnetie]

Coffee all the way, with French Vanilla creamer. I have to say, as suicide methods go a real ax would have been less painful.

[SpaceCasefy]

I would like to try coffee, however my friends have banned me from most if not all forms of caffeine. Apparently I don't need more energy.

[thepeteris]

Good stuff.

The video I mean. Not the coffee. Not that I like tea either.

[TheErraticTheory]

MD for the caffeinated sugar rush for me. Why does any one care what is the best drink is anyways? I've seen several vids on this topic and it's so silly. It's all subjective I suppose if I used your taste buds you'd be right but that's gross and crazy..... That's right febreze that shit.

[BrennaABraaten]

I find it rather hilarious that you talk about America and the Revolutionary War – and then you hold up a book by a British author.

[Friendswobenefits]

@BrennaABraaten Oh yes. I know. The hypocrisy of it all.

[pleasefindnemo]

I love tea. It is probably my main source of hydration, and I drink it hot. But then I'm Northern Irish, and we drink tea a lot. I was raised on it. And the only kind of coffee I ever drink... is instant. :O But good for your and you American ways... cold tea, urgh.

[ConfidencePants]

But...but...I really like both! WHY CAN'T WE ALL GET ALONG

[chelseariffic]

My lungs hurt just watching you spray that much Axe on yourself

[toadroll]

I hate both coffee and tea. What now.

[gypsygurla]

On the crazy All Nighter Times, I would put a tea bag IN my coffee. BAM.

[Friendswobenefits]

@gypsygurla I'm surprised the universe still exists. Wait, does it?

[brentkillian]

Just plain water is really great. Personally I like hot chocolate and have never had coffee.

[belleglass]

oh my god we're probably soul mates

[allysmusic14]

i am torn by this video. i can't decide between tea and coffee. does that make me a traitor on both fronts?

[tobiosnmakky]

is hot chocolate in coffee, coffee with hot chocolate or hot chocolate with coffee

[xxnovaxstarxx]

I swear, right before I saw this I planned to go drink tea.

I'm still going to go drink it

and I still hate coffee,

but everything about your video still made me love you (in a non-creepy you-are-in-the-computer-screen­-and-I'm-on-the-other-side-hal­fway-across-the-country-and-yo­u-don't-know-me kind of way).

[alyiswriting]

I want to like coffee, but I just can't make myself like the smell or taste of it.

[Rosewashere14]

I have to disagree, there is nothing more American than sweet iced tea.

[railroad718]

Not to be a hater, I love your videos, but it's pronounced fuh-lee-sis, and it doesn't smell like what is attractive to you. That's amortentia.

[Fazerella]

Both tea and coffee are terrible beverages. 'tis all about the energy drinks.

[MsGoodthing1]

Nonsense. My leaf water b**ch slaps your bean water!

[KateyMateyLaa]

I drank my tea nonchalantly whilst watching this.

[NikkisorousRex]

Can I just drink fancily flavored coco and still be safe from your wrath?

[duchessofquirk]

Without thinking, I held my breath the entire time you were spraying Axe. lol

[nicciweasley]

I'm with you on this!

[zaielle]

i don't really like coffee...

but i'll slurp my tea and exclaim mmmmmmmmmmmmmerica, just because you said so :). Even though i'm Dutch ;)

[Clairelikesyoushare]

was just enjoying a lovely cup of breakfast coffee while watching this and was properly tickleed by the axe moment(s). Very cool :)

[TheLittleValentina]

I MIX MY COFFEE WITH MILK #FUCKTHEPOLICE

[thecolormaria]

so. much. axe. gagggg.

i can't decide if you willingly using that much axe renders your entire video/point invalid or not...

[itsbribriii]

coffeee :) more specifically, mocha or latte, because i like sweet drinks. tea is just nasty. i tried to like it, but i can't get over the taste. maybe i just did it wrong, but i don't think i will try again for a while.

[woahhhjadeyyy]

being a brit, i'm partial to tea.

being slightly texan, i'm obsessed with sweet tea.

TEA>COFFEE.

[sweetidiocracy]

I liked this video as soon as you hit more than 3 seconds spraying that Axe. I acknowledge you sacrifice.

[Semzi10]

I just went to a cupcake shop and decided it was a great idea to get a cappuccino. Probably not the best idea since it's like 11:30 at night and I won't be able to sleep.

[lizziemcmizzie]

i drink my coffee or tea in a mug shaped like a TARDIS. it's the ultimate equalizer.

also, this video just made my evening. cheers!

[lizziemcmizzie]

i drink my coffee or tea in a mug shaped like a TARDIS. it's the ultimate equalizer.

also, this video just made my evening. cheers!

[eversinceimmortal]

Rap or GTFO. 

[Friendswobenefits]

@eversinceimmortal I'm not sure I've ever been happier.

[eversinceimmortal]

@Friendswobenefits Hahahah. Love you. And coffee. And mostly your rapping. But, you know, you, too.

[aspie232]

"It smells like Nexxus body spray...I mean freshly cut grass." LMAO

[lesliefoundhergrail]

Sweet Tea is God.

[JuliaGraceR]

I hope for your sake you took a shower or something after you sprayed all that Axe

[XxXTaylorLaineXxX]

The immediate reaction when someone sprays a shit ton of anything perfumey is to just open up your mouth, which then lets you get a nice solid taste, as you inhale it. I prefer tea. The flavors are endless and it doesn't taste awful when it's fruity, unlike coffee. My family owns this coffee empire, I've had it since adolescence, it's just grown old. I do love the smell of opening a new pack of coffee though. So satisfying.

[WhatTravisSays]

I kept hitting 2 over and over and over and over and

[x0xsarrrax0x]

Came after seeing your tweet. Chas, you are not "wrong about everything". :D

(You're probably the reason why I know about and love UK, not being from Kentucky or into basketball)

I like both, we just happen to have quality Indian tea bags and other varieties (green tea leaves + honey) in the house that I'm partial to when feeling like crap. Maxwell House is for when I want to feel like a rebel. Or have my sister spill coffee on me while she's driving to school and her thermos is between us.

[icecoldpunch]

So, we should get married.... You're quality.

[cantaloupestarfruit]

LOL. I tasted coffee once, and I didn't like it much. Also, I love your caution sign in the background.

[evmoneyTV]

Yeah... I really don't know how you survived all that Axe. I hope you jumped right in the shower.

[Friendswobenefits]

@evmoneyTV That was my shower.

[juliaforyourthoughts]

That amount of axe probably made the air in your apartment barely breathable for at least a day; you are so committed.

[xilurata]

oh my gosh SO MUCH AXE. that was amazing.

[taysteekiwiz]

I was completely waiting for that ending. aaaaannnnd breathe.

Also, sadly I do not like the taste of coffee. Hate me if you must. I hot chocolate like a boss. And by boss, I do indeed mean to infer that Remus Lupin is a boss as well. You know, for Potter references' sake.

And yes, I have indeed made it to my senior year in college without falling prey to coffee... It'll get me though; I can feel it.

[taysteekiwiz]

felix felacitouoguihdangdksn (meh spelling) hahahaa.

[emmfan09]

Your room didn't smell the same a long while after that.

[stephiexspectacular]

Hey whoa, I drink tea. OFFENSIVE!

Well not really offensive... more funny but tea is literally like my favorite thing on the planet.

Except I put whip cream on top..kinda weird I'm told, but it is delicious.

[raidonthestadiar]

Caffeine addiction is as real as nicotine addiction or alcoholism. Save yourself now before you end up physically unable to function without that shit. This has been your DARE instructor Officer Leahy.

[Friendswobenefits]

@raidonthestadiar I'm waiting on a Pie intervention

[TheCoryKid]

Milk > coffee.

[BibsFrucker]

Black coffee, no sugar or mocha. I'm English. :)

[BrizyComics]

YOU are superior, Chas. Your passion for the java is superior. Your massively oversized frame of my cartoon in the background is way superior. I'm a Folgers man, myself, but to each his own.

(Or at least I WAS until my madcap college days of drinking 6 cups a day burned the lining in my stomach so that I can no longer drink any coffee without feeling as if I've shotgunned a mug of ground glass. I now experience it vicariously through folks like you. Carry on.)

[mastermind42ful]

I like to drink water...

[fizzylimon]

"Unfortunately not your face.

...or your chest."

Yep. Been there. Done that. Turns out tea doesn't do that either.

[iLeaveYouWithHugs]

#1: GAAHHHH Oh my goooshhhhh, you're so cute!

#2: I don't really like either. I WANT to like Tea, but I can never get myself to actually drink more than a sip.

#3: I've only experienced one time that I enjoyed coffee... It was regular coffee, but I had put so much creamer in it, it was blond.

*Hugs*

[MigdalaVered]

I rarely drink coffee, but when I do it's basically chocolate milk with a splash of coffee. SO GOOD. Only way to drink the crap, in my (awesome) opinion. Or y'know... that hot chocolate thing you mentioned.

I plugged my nose at the end of the video. Axe body spray transcends the bounds of internet.

Bleck. Perfumes. Colognes. Bleck. BLECK!

[rbrown2697]

I was about to praise you for your love of America and then I saw you drink FRENCH ROAST coffee. Actually, I prefer Colombian.

[Friendswobenefits]

@rbrown2697 I mix it up.

[oryantezuka]

I just... you're just... I can't...

so cute



[DanishGirl101]

@Friendswobenefits porbably the best idea. efficient.

[MissTritium]

I put hot chocolate in my coffee, too. Best drink ever.

[SonofaStitch]

Coffee tastes bad. Axe smells bad. Stop breathing, you're ruining air.

[Friendswobenefits]

@SonofaStitch Yeah. And Pizza hut bread are tasty. Get out of here PJ.

[Friendswobenefits]

@Friendswobenefits there was obviously supposed to be a "sticks" in there somewhere.

[SonofaStitch]

@Friendswobenefits The sticks must be CAUGHT IN YOUR THROAT BECAUSE THEY'RE DRY, YOU CHEESELESS BASTARD. No wonder you like drinking battery acid.

[lauradoestheastro]

I think this is my new favorite video of yours, I donno what significance this information holds for you. But I lol'd an unreasonable amount and I liked it and it was good, yes.

Also, I am on the "water?" side of the argument cause I prolly have coffee and tea the same amount, that amount being "sparingly." Although hey now. Tea ain't no Brit invention! Not when you dump in ice and all the sugar yer momma got and enjoy a humid Tennessee summer evenin'!

(No but really sweet tea wins)

[Friendswobenefits]

@lauradoestheastro Sweet tea is the most refreshing drink in the world. Maybe it's a Southern thing, the one thing our Confederate ancestry got correct.

Oh and your compliments are in a highly appreciated category.

[MissSarcastic15]

@Friendswobenefits Oh sir, I agree with you 100%. If only I could drink coffee with out my head spinning. And the Axe, oh the axe. I bet you'll smell amazing for weeks with that much!:D

[DreamsMelody]

"In 1906, English chemist George Constant Washington invented the first mass-produced instant coffee" so....basically the English weaseled their way into your caffeinated beverage. Oh noes

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[Friendswobenefits]

@DreamsMelody BUGGER

[gypsykarla]

As I live in the Land of Tea and HP, I'm judging you both on drinking s̶l̶u̶d̶g̶e̶ coffee and getting your potions references incorrect.

I am, however, giving you bonus points for being hilarious as always. I think we're even.

[laurenredmonday]

... i'm just imagining how horrible you smell after all of that axe body spray you just plagued your body, mind, and soul with... *shudders*

[Friendswobenefits]

@laurenredmonday It's still in my eyes

[laurenredmonday]

@Friendswobenefits i feel no pity on your stanky soul

[MissSarcastic15]

While I get this to load in 720p (it takes a bit b/c my internets slow) I'd like to let you know that everytime you pop up in my sub box I get quite happy. Love your videos, and the fact that your're uber cute doesn't hurt :P

[laurenredmonday]

COFFEEEEE!!!! NOMNOMNOM!

[BByrlvr69]

I'm going to make a cup of coffee now, wish me luck. But! In return, have a cup of tea with me? :)

[benjibunny14]

im sorry both coffee and tea taste like shit! bovril! now that will put testicles on your chest!

[Friendswobenefits]

@benjibunny14 Oh the imagery.

[ThatBookGirl]

AMORTENTIA. Not Felix. Get your references straight or I will... do nothing probably. But still.

[Friendswobenefits]

@ThatBookGirl The shame that this video is bringing me...

[ThatBookGirl]

@Friendswobenefits Oh well. Now that that's settled, I'll just take my pathological need to correct people to the kitchen and have a cup of coffee.

[worthy0ne]

I tend to brew mine in my kevlar helmet over a fire (Sometimes I do not have the proper living conditions depending where im located) coffee is cofee. But I do agree.

[Lizabeary]

Hahaha! Oh man, you made me laugh till my sides hurt! Hot chocolate mix in coffee is really good

[emilylime88]

Haha you're hilarious. Such a classy coffee drinker you are. I can't handle coffee. No one believes me because my family is obsessed with coffee. I get like allergic reactions to that much caffeine.

[DanishGirl101]

I'm from denmark and I drink what ever I want

[Friendswobenefits]

@DanishGirl101 I didn't even know they HAD beverages in Denmark.

[10thAveNluvr]

*maxwell house* coffee??? really chas? i can out-pretentious you anyday. maxwell house is simply *unexceptable*. get some *real* coffee like peets or something. that's what i have in my dorm room. lolz. i actually love tea as well... OH GAD THE AXE. O.O

[Friendswobenefits]

@10thAveNluvr If you want to pay for my caffeine endeavors, I warmly welcome your funds.

[10thAveNluvr]

@Friendswobenefits it would be a worthwhile charity which donated to poor college students who can't afford decent coffee. in my case my parents are big enough coffee snobs that they buy me good coffee of their own free will. good deal. :)

[TabbyKate]

felix felicis is the luck potion, amortentia is the love potion that smells like things you love. Also, I agree, Coffee is always better

[Friendswobenefits]

@TabbyKate I am so ashamed. ARGH!

[BonitaApplebaum18]

Tea over coffee any day , it just reminds me of all nighters and grogginess.

[XiaoyuHibbard]

I've missed you. Just saying.

[YellowasSulpher]

Funny you should say that - I was just about to go make a cup of coffee now (even though it's almost 11:30pm here - I'm British...). Better do it.

[hptwilighter]

Wayyyyy too much Axe. Ew. Also, I'm an American who prefers Tea though the smell of Coffee is wonderful.

[crosskitelines]

omg that was a lot of axe!!!

[RowlfWannabe]

hahaha that much axe doesn't belong ANYwhere

[drwholikescream]

I like tea.

[Friendswobenefits]

@drwholikescream OH THE CONTROVERSY!

[crosskitelines]

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