Best Your Mum Jokes 2

[theat0mic8unny]

*Marley

[Xxliltwinkle97xX]

your mammas so old she farts dust

[nathaniel19981]

yo mamma so fat she uses Saturn's rings for hoola hoops.

[hypertoothbrush]

Yo mamma so old, she has an autographed version of the bible

Yo mamma so dumb, she tried to stand on a chair to raise her IQ

Yo mamma so stupid, she got lost in a sign factory

Yo mamma so fat, she's marked on the world map

XD

[jamespr1998]

your mums so fat the only words she knows in the alphabet are K, F, C

your mums like a lightbulb, anyone can turn her on

your mums so ugly, when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning

[faissa2]

Your mum is so fat when she step on. The wieght skal it said to be contued

[JamesDog20001]

your mums so fat when she went to the planetarium everyone thought she was a display XD

[nevilletube1]

lmao

[GTRacingCircuit]

Your mums so fat she can't even jump to conclusions :)

[Adkinsscott100]

your mums so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch

[Fizzcakes99]

1. Your mum is so dumb she needed to catch the 48 bus but caught the 24 bus twice.

2.Your mum is so fat she can't fit inside the McDonalds entrance.

3.Your mum is so fat she weighed herself on a scale and the scale said "To be continued......".

4. Your mum is so dumb when she went to her friends house she said "Drinks are on the house!!" your mum climbed To the top of the house. :D

[witewasp45]

Your mom is so fat she uses cheat codes on wii fit

[puppyqueen3]

YOUR MOMMA SO FAT SHE EVENTED EARTHQUAKES !!!!!!!!

U LIKE???? :D

[puppyqueen3]

YOUR MOMMA IS SO UGLY THAT EVEN RICE KRISPIES DONT TALK TO HER!!!!!! U LIKE?? :P

[crispy663]

your mum is so poor she waits outside of KFC and licks other peoples fingers.

[whotookmychocolate]

your mums like a bowling ball u stick three fingers in her roll her into a gutter and she still comes back for more lol

[pixiealisha]

ur mum's so stupid she tried to commit suiside by jumping off and street curb!! haha lolz xx

[SuperAnoynomus]

your mum is so fat instead of havin belly aches she has contractions

[BMXproductions9]

your mums that fat when she told me her weight i added it n my phonebook

[MrAshleymcvenea]

ur mum stinks so much the only dis im gonna give her is dis-infectant

[JamezyBoy7Rocks]

Your mums so fat she had to get christened in the ocean and has to iron her pants on a football pitch

[halohacks1]

ya mums so dumb when she tries to look at uranus (the playet) she only sees your-anus

ya mums so fat you were born in safeway

ya mums so fat when she gets on the scales, the scales say to be continued...

ya mums so fat her belt size is... neverending

ya mums so fat she made all of the safeway employees rich

ya mums so ugly when she goes down the street everyone says i didnt know halloween was today

and alot more i couldnt be *&^$&* posting

[oblivioncheater323]

Your mum is so fat she gets stuck in the grand canyon

[cathiesquirrel]

ur mum is like a door knob every 1 gets a turn' and when she goes 2 the beech the whales sing we r family

[deeksy001]

your mums so short, when she goes on the bus, she has to slam dunk her bus fare

[tinydelacruz]

ur mum is so ugly that she went to a ugly contest and the guy said sory only professinaoul

[cathiesquirrel]

@tinydelacruz no its sorry no proffesionals

[tinydelacruz]

ur mum is so stupid she brought a superspoon to the the superbowl

[LilTurk92]

ur mums so poor she gives u a trim with nail clippers

[13stoddart]

you're mum is so old she owes jesus a 50p

[loisisgr8te]

your mum so stupid she spent 2 hours looking at a bottle of orange juice because it said concentrate lmfao!!!

[xxsexfiendboyxx]

theres another 1 >>>your mums so stupid she opend a packet of cheerios and shouted yay dognut seeds!

[1deal4real1]

i liked the order and the exersise one the rest are as shit as hell

[matty456749]

ive got a good one to put on ur next vid: YOUR MUMS SO STUPID I TOLD HER THAT CHRISTMAS WAS ROUND THE CORNER AND SHE WENT LOOKING!

[chainenergy]

sorry but i did not like one of those jokes