True ricer (this kids serious!)

[dillondeal]

wtf is he serious wtf

[sarujb]

ok sooo is this kid kiding or is he serious

[heatfilter]

@sarujb He's kidding about the whole thing. Listen to his comments about the Engine, he's dissing on the truck but trying to sound serious. This dude is a good actor lol.

[simrash20001]

WTF DIEBETIC CHAMP!!!!!!!!!! OMG everybody just needs to click the CC button and hit transcribe audio cause that is just hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dom0tron]

That's a nice looking truck i'm a.... HEYYY!!

[basshead116]

my v3 has 450hp too!!:) lets race haha and my washer fluid lid is also my turbo switch bt let me install the new wind shield wipers and stereo i need the extra horses i bet your snake skin helps alot!!!!

[MCTravass23]

that shit was funny

[parkairfreerunning]

Haha, got some new wipers added about 38 HP. :) haha

[chanceflynn]

oh yes boy your mercury mountaineer is sooooooo fasssttt my sti would never keep up with that haha XP

[dom252]

This looks like it was recorded on a potato.

[underoathfan14]

@dom252

cool comment, bro

[mctapout187]

stupid fucks! making sure your headlights fluid level is full is what gives you the REAL horsepower.

[underoathfan14]

@mctapout187

i always run d.o.t. 10K headlight fluid. keeps my hids nice and blue

[mctapout187]

@underoathfan14 your supposed to run 12K headlight fluid, but I think 10K should suffice.

[underoathfan14]

@mctapout187

shoot.. i guess autozone screwed me once again. looks like i am going to have to go back.. maybe i can get those super cool leds for my speakers for when the bass hits

[mctapout187]

@underoathfan14 yeah just take them back and get those leds for your subs, or better yet get those led's that turn on while your wheels are spinning! alright peace out!

[memorycdrew]

I hear it adds 30HP when you remove your hood. Yeah buddy.

[CrazyNumba8]

Its clearly a joke and makin fun of u real ricers out there

[seekanddestroy1200]

it needs a v8

[young50akarj]

wtf you talking abou man u cracking me up u a badass tunner man lol..sike i hate when dudes say tht UMMM I GOT A V6 and thts it.. Stupid fucks wanna b..and when you blow your horn it give you + 10hp lol.. and wht you said your cd player do again.. i bet when you think when u take your cd out u think it decreases your hp huh..

[underoathfan14]

@young50akarj

i bet if you actually made sense when you type that would help.

[young50akarj]

@underoathfan14 why you trying to start something on the network grow up man.. get a life im not going to argue with a no life kid looking for trouble over the net.. Go take tht somewhere else..and whteva i had said did made sense. and i posted tht like 2 months ago prolly. and you now replying back get a life man. and If you cant read then oh well..

[c94s95]

Nice very funny make another video but but in daylight it would be kinda better

[BOBM567]

This is what poor kids to with mommys old camera

[chutai1]

STFU and get a real camera

[JDPatriot]

what the fuck is it with these videos recorded on fucking Ataris?

[llordcaocao]

waste of my time.fagger

[thelazyman92]

ricer kid: why engine no start..other ricer kid: idk check the blinker fluid

[jokergbfan20]

I love all the idiots on YouTube, like the retards that thought this kid was serious. Funny video

[thelordrah]

what kinda idiot mods a vehicle and doesn't know what size his motor is?? oh right this guy and other ricers they think bondo, decals, and a fart cannon add sooooo much hp when really it jus makes u look like a tard lol. go ricers my stock go cart can do better

[cjavier91]

yo mexican congrats on ur lambo u should of been on fast five u bitch

[AlanCropsey]

doooooooooooouche

[Metroid511]

Wanna hear something so funny that will make you laugh ?

Click on the CC (Closed Captions) Then click on the 'Transcribe Audio'

And just read the Captions.

SO Funny.

:D

[us11csalyer2]

@Metroid511 Now I know what a mix between Mike Tyson, hillbilly, and Bin Laden would sound like. Transcribe makes him sound like he is speaking terrorist code. I wonder how many key words the FBI picks up from this dudes phone calls lol.

[jonate90]

@Metroid511

2:12 "Diabetic Champ"

[2azfeWeb]

@Metroid511 Never knew that was available....HILARIOUS!

[nathansolomon59]

@Metroid511 1:54 "GREG LIFE!" im getting that tatted on my belly

[heatfilter]

@Metroid511 SO TRUE!!! LMFAO!

[chainlinkdreams]

thats a nice looking truck imma challenge him to race right now!

[bluesguitardude]

EPIC WIN!!!



[wjye]

I almost pissed myself laffing. " I wired it with snakeskin" This is great BWAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!

[jamesodinson]

i think all hes missing are some underwater muffler bearings and a double overhead flux ventrilaquist.

[carmaster569]

yeah ok flip a light switch for more turbo yeah ok. ugh :P fail

[TheCodyson]

yea waxin the car gives it an extra 20-30 mile per hour tops

[frostbytes89]

no this video is obviously a joke. like a spoof

[bigrandom77777]

Yeah okay, his "3" cylinder is pushing "4, 450hp" *fail*

[lucasorcorey]

lol mercury mountainers arent ricers. but they are pretty sweet

[Kingswood7189]

O.O... what a ritard (from the hangover)... the only cars i know that have a 3-banger are geo metros and smart frotwos. this guy dont what hes talking about... security systems add 15 horses, if thats the case my oem spoiler (on a fwd none the less) gives me atleast 100 horses lol

[vtecnigga]

your a fucking dumbass

[MrJbarrett9]

Omfg yooooo this should be the video of the year lol, it had me rolling the entire time

[bkeener86]

@MrJbarrett9 i know right! i own a 1994 supra lol! & no it's not riced out i only modified the engine,drivetrain,etc.I did install a ground effects kit but not ungodly huge wing or retarded bumper's lol.Oh & for real my wiper's give me 40hp?......rofl lmfao!!! riiicer is dumb lol.

[Slyteradon]

great quality

[splicer55]

i know it is a joke but it sounds like a friend of mine and he is serious when he says that kind of shit he tried telling me having a 5 point harness increases his power once... granted he was stoned but it was still stupid but this kid also swear the military unit the green berets are french and that Saddam Huessen was a Christian

[runbusrun]

haha! this shit is funny as!

[timmypstyle]

yeah its at least 450hp tops....lol 

[iverson25allen]

I should twist that knob to "get more turbo"!

[ricersuxballs]

yes i think everyone knows that the "security system can add about 50 hp omg 12.99 dangg needa gimme some of those beautys,,,wat a jkee

[79camaro454bbc]

lmao yall are goofy as fuck.

[anasamla]

i think its a v6, maybe 3

...

wow!

[coronae16]

HAHAHA! "This is actually snakeskin. I just ripped it off and fucking wired up the snakeskin"- Favorite part.

[zenrael]

i bet they're butt buddies

[Ryguy9000]

its a mercury lol what the fuck

[juneya23]

is that a moutaineer ?? wtf hahaha no sir

[jmdearinger]

I know this is a joke and all but I have met people like this that were for real. Had a guy tell me the reason why his RX7 was so loud was because he had big cams

[moneykills337]

@jmdearinger yea cause we all know rotary engines have pistons and all that! lol

[NedacFilms]

@jmdearinger The RX7 guy claiming big cams (or cam) makes his car louder... will certainly make a far more aggressive sound... maybe not exactly louder, but much more radical sounding. So maybe that is what he was actually trying to say. In a way, he was somewhat right... There is a clear difference between the sound of stock cams versus performance cams.

[snowbrdr39856]

@NedacFilms dude, rotary motors dont have camshafts...good try tho

[NedacFilms]

@snowbrdr39856 sh*t, thats right... I'm thinking of conventional engines...

[jmdearinger]

@NedacFilms Thanks. I'll remember that next time I'm filling up my skyline with diesel and upgrading my blinker fluid to liquid CO2

[jmdearinger]

hell yeah he should look at replacing his coniful bearings and tightening his rotary gurder. thats gonna be one hell of a ride. carbon fiber and NAAAAHHHHHHHS!

[MegaRydog]

wow what a fucking goof

[foryoutocallmehaha]

this cant be real there laughing in his face

[SilverDeathSword]

lmao, "i gotta V6"

[fr0s7y2]

Who gave this kid a car? seriously, who ever they are they should be slapped.

[palefaced1]

dumb, stupid, retarded, waste off time, immature, childish, massive epic fail. All of these words describe this video.

[PAID2BSAVAGE]

mustangrules your right i forget about those n all the chrome shit too lol

[mustangrules]

dont he know his dad gunna be late for work if he dont get the truck back home lol

[jayguy173]

you get your belts off the street damn thats taking budgeting surius

[PAID2BSAVAGE]

you know whats said is that he is not exaggerating too much ricers don't know a lot about there cars and they think an intake and a shitty fart canon makes there car unbeatable, can't forget about the huge ass tach on the dash that adds 25 hp lol

[mustangrules]

@PAID2BSAVAGE no your wrong stripes and flams add 25 hp lol

[woodsballerpaintball]

WHAT A DUMB ASS

[alphabravo123]

i think this guy is one of those people that has to lie to make himself feel good... but its sad because his lie-of-the-day topice wasnt something he researched.....

[04saleenboy]

HAHAHA my lugnuts have more tourque than that POS. But at leat you guys can laugh about it.

[rumblebee1462]

yeah the new alternator added 100 extra horsepower "got ot off tha streets!"

i hope this kid is joking!!

[lovesthebass]

lol, this guy is a pretty good actor.

[sk88rdude999]

hes definitely joking... 

[G0tm1lf]

Tryhard

[Trixrocks]

Cause when we curse alot and act like an idiot and not know anythign about cars, it makes up feel better about ourselves

[Em12k]

lmao!! snakeskin!!! ha ha ha

[masterbaeten88]

LOL look at those tail lights! this shits rice hahahahaha

[TheRiseagainstfan]

@masterbaeten88 theyre stock

[mastertinter73]

LOLLOLOLOL funny stuff good show , I'm sure this was just a gag

[speedthorn]

@mastertinter73 i cant tell if that guys fuckin around, its a good act. only reason i say that is some kid at the strip had a crx cracker box, he told me that its built up and bored out and it was a 12 sec car, i of course watched him get smashed by a diesel truck, and another guy with an ecllipse, his a/c compresor was broken so it was loud as shit. kid thought it was a turbo . . . . silly ricer,

[pwnagesarge9]

IS this dumbass for real? fuckin retard

[paisa1990]

yeah this is snake skin!!! u jus ripped it off and wired with snake skn, hahahahah

[AxSxKxONE]

"sarcasm"

[integra0guy]

this is gay

[jegz55]

yeah man these ricer vids sure are funny....

1/5

[Marachuan]

1 star for a bullshit description

[RamDi3sel]

OH MY GOD this is freakin hilarious well done

[broski1993]

That was actually really funny!

[Rainsonyou]

It's fake, but I laughed anyways. It was a good way to make sure I'm awake this morning, haha.

[coryman123]

....turbo mountaineer GTFO bitch

[whiteguysaysthis]

I don't think I've ever laughed so hard! Great Vid!

[knwrthman]

yea, he's joking...which is why his friend is cracking up uncontrolable

[TheMarty6934]

ok thats some funny shit i hope he was just playing and if not where can i get some of thos 35h.p wipers lol if i got two of em that would give me 90 more h.p

[goldmember123]

35x2=70

>_>

[MasterCrash2009]

woow really fucking stupid

[tonythatigga]

please tell me this kid isn't for real... windshield wipers... 35 added horse power??? WTF??? lmfdaol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I do believe this is a joke but from what I have seen from people I do have my doubts on this possibly being true lmfdaol

[jlgpaintball333]

38 not 35

[tbonedlive]

yeah man, everyone knows that wipers add power to the engine.

i think this is a joke.

[longlive289s]

@tbonedlive

thank you captain obvious

[tbonedlive]

@longlive289s captain obvious? ive never heard that one before.

[mitchp85]

@tbonedlive obviously

[maddpepe313]

@tbonedlive if u add a nos sticker holy shit ur doing 4 digit hosepower lmao. dumb ricers. VTEC just kicked in yo!!

[tbonedlive]

@maddpepe313 whats said is that people actually think that way, i wouldn't make claims about HP unless i had it dyno tested first.

[lilkdude8687]

@tbonedlive this is definately a joke...pipe i found off a toilet lol

[tbonedlive]

@lilkdude8687 Gets a great flow using toilet parts, that whole flush system acts just like forced induction with an intercooler.

[2jzs13]

now thats a proud ricer lol

[thewootersnerd]

he dose not need that shit he will kill somebody being that stupid

[TequilaKG]

No, hes making fun of ricers.

[Scuby04]

lol, who ever posted this video dont even know the definition of a Ricer.. Ricer is someone whos car sounds like a rice burner, usually like a Honda civic or a Hyundai with a big ass exhaust. Hes not a Ricer and you just stupid

[ERIKx466]

apparently you don't know the definition of a ricer either, a ricer burner isn't the exhaust. a rice burner is a ricer. a ricer is the drive with his a car with a wing, ugly ass body kit, stupid ass lights, stickers, fart cannon exhaust. etc the possibilities are endless. and not only jap crap is a ricer. that also includes american cars unfortunately

[Scuby04]

lol where do you think the name "Ricer " came from ? From stupid stickers, lights, and body kit ? Do you see any kind of resemblance between the two? I guess not, well thats your opinion anyhow

[ERIKx466]

you really are ignorant.. ricer "rice" asians eat a shit load of rice. hence the asian cars known as ricers..

the exauhst being a ricer burner? hmmm don't see any type of resemblance between those 2 at all.

that's not my opinion. that's what a damn ricer is, look it up before you comment me again.

[Scuby04]

um ok.. does the car in the video looks like an Asian car to you? Dosent to me, and yea if you put an exhaust ( just the pipe ) on an Asian car, it does sound like a rice burner.. Thats why its called rice, cuz, ppl are 2 cheap to get thing else.. next time you goto a performance shop ask ppl about that...

[ERIKx466]

no stupid, thats where the term ricer originated.. ricer can be any type of car stupid dumbass! how does a rice burner sound? i never heard a rice burner. it called an exhaust tip.. smartass.. cheap exauhst tip.... not a ricerburner.. you're a idiot.... look whos talking.. scuby04? lmao what are you like 10? anyone that considers themselves a man wouldn't pick such a gay ass user name haha

[Scuby04]

Rofl.. dude your the one whos 10.. and obviously you know nothing about this game.. Scuby is know for WRX's.. I drive an 2004 WRX, thats why its Scuby04.. Well atleast you learned something today...

[ERIKx466]

haha what makes you think i like jap crap? fuck all that shit, american cars own you and your little wrx, that shit ain't even an sti.. either way now you know what a ricer is... an no it's not an exhaust

[Scuby04]

Eric just lol.... change your age on your page, cuz you aint 20 bro .. lol

[ERIKx466]

funny how my name is right in front of your face yet you misspell it.. nah im not 20, im 18.. but fuck it.. i made my point.. enough said.

[ShuddupChip]

WRX FTW bro. no rice in a scuby, thats for sure. Best rally car ever made

[Scuby04]

yea thats for sure

[97dakidd]

i agreee sti is the wayto be

[IamArab1]

@ShuddupChip yea dude evos and sti's FTW. lol

[ShuddupChip]

=] yep

[Scuby04]

oh wait, you prolly dont even have a car lol

[seebastard007]

learn how to shoot videos idiot

[dwnrety1]

the worst part is he sounds serious not like someone talking about their car to make fun of ricers =(

[TiSaoil]

Dude, stop smoking what ever you're smokin'... it's bad for you.......

[sgillen12]

hahahaha wow........i wonder if he has those strobes in his tail lights? it gives you like 25 hp

[WFO355]

fuckin rolls me haha

[obimako]

don't cuss!!!

[lilmasterarj]

dumbass video

[lt250r]

haha thats funny

[gangsterant67]

joke or not my mitsubishi elclipse gt would smoke that suv

[musclekid13]

@gangsterant67

and you are the perfect idea of a ricer

[garethbooth1992]

there are surburbans that come stock with 496's in them. my buddy has one that we took on a road trip up to springfield missouri to pick up my k5 blazer on a trailer and this stupid honda though it would screw with us at the stop light so we revved it and we took off from the light and blew that fuckin honda out of the water

[BeAtBoXR49]

look i may not be old enough to drive, BUT I KNOW THATS A RICER! DID HE SAY THE WINDSHIELD WIPERS GAVE IT HP!?!?!

[SilverDeathSword]

0:49, WTF, my '98 Camaro can smoke this dumb fuckin' riicer!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ruper31]

I hope your not serious

[LilCBKAVorn]

this dude is fuking stupid

[thebroskeez]

hahahaha lovin the wiper bit

[GlowMouse09]

everytime a ricer says "i dont know what this does" means that they're F***heads man!

If you're serious about your conveyance whether you're serious or just dicking around, you know everybolt, every nut, every clip in your vehicle. Nuff sed.

[ljay138]

BAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! i absolutely refuse to believe he is serious. how could anyone be that stupid?

[lexevo]

You're lights are truly rice. But you really suck at humor. (sticker gives me 10hp) you're like the 10,000,000th person to use that joke in one form or another.

[Swervin309]

"If i twist it this way, it give me more turbo." What a douche! ROFLMAO!

[cameltoast]

"This is actually snakeskin, I fucking ripped it off and fucking wired it with snakeskin"

LMAO!

[supercopone]

This had me laughing my a** off.....blinking light 18 hp

[ironfistnick]

the guy's joking. the people that made the video know he's joking. This is a pisstake, why is that so hard for so many people to understand?

[recniabsal]

WTF does Snakeskin have to do with car performance????

[CJDaTman]

i got a v6, 1, 2 or maybe it's 3 idk haha

[7ponypower]

hes jokeing you fail at a tittle

[Swervin309]

Title...You fail at a spelling.

[GBallaJ]

Hahahaha 38 hp windshield wipers.

[xsc0rpi0n]

lol funny, am sure hes joking

[RacerE7773]

Some of them aren't though. They think their "mods" really do add to the horsepower/girl magnet aspect of their junk mobiles.

[Smokeydabear415]

lol 2:09 I GOTTA NEW SHIELD WIPER 38 HORSE POWER A FUCKING WIND SHIELD 38 HORSE POWER FUCKIN IDIOT I USUALLY DONT CARE FOR RICERS BUT THAT WAS FUNNI HOPE IT WAS A JOKE RITE MAN? IT WAS JUS A SICK TASTLESS JOKE

[8thman420]

obviously they were joking dumbass hahahah

[mopar8903]

did he say that the noob in the ac line is for his turbo?! hahahahahahaha it probily dosnt even have a turbo!

[FATMIKED518]

at least 450 tops.priceless.

[Raptord]

Pretty sure it was just a joke to make fun of ricers - Looking at it from that perspective, I think it's hilarious.

If he's actually serious though (which I doubt), that's just sad. His friends laughing in the background lead me to think he's joking around though.

[B0nerable]

omg i hope that wasnt his radiator cap that he twisted

[zweb620]

no comment.....

[TheMuffinMan4real]

i really hope this is a joke.

[DensetsuAE86]

Was that the radiator cap he was twisting for "more turbo"?

lol

[kale61]

IF i turn this it gives me more turbo..