Boo Fuckin Hoo whether you thought of it first or not he preformed it live first, so he beat you to the punch. Go cry pusscake. You should be sued by Montel Williams You should be sued by Buddy Hackett You should be sued by Jon Bonjovi You should be sued by Vanessa Hudgens You should be sued by Rod Serling You should be sued by Bill Bixby You should be sued by Vince McMahon You should be sued by Steve Zahn You should be sued by Bob Newhart Cuz your a Whinny little Pussy it been Years YOU Fuck!
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Ƞ! listen closely fuckers dont emulate or imitate george or u look like this dick this vid should be removed put on a disc shattered burned then pissed on by a jew called cyril until the flames die down then a full exorcism should take place done by a preist in drag
for the record... this video was recorded and produced well before the late great ever performed it on stage... back in the day when it was just the opening poem in his book... aside from hunter thompson, he was the greatest artistic influence in my life and the reason i became a writer myself... the video was made as an homage to his brilliance... and i was personally touched when i recieved the cease and desist letters just knowing the great man had seen it. rest in peace you old fuck
i PERSONALLY HAVE NO COMMENT ON THIS VIDEO BUT SINCE WE AS PEOPLE HAVE RIGHTS GUARENTEED BY THE uNITED STATES CONSTITUTION I'LL DEFEND YOUR RIGHT TO SAY IT PRINT IT OE=R VIDEOTAPE IT..AT LEAST I'M NOT BASHING IT OR SAYING IT SUCKS I HAVE NO OPINION FOR IT//THANKS FOR POSRING IT..HAVE A GREAT DAY...
for the record... this video was recorded and produced well before the late great ever performed it on stage... back in the day when it was just the opening poem in his book... aside from hunter thompson, he was the greatest artistic influence in my life and the reason i became a writer myself... the video was made as an homage to his brilliance... and i was personally touched when i recieved the cease and desist letters just knowing the great man had seen it. rest in peace you old fuck
it was from naplam/and silly putty. the guy below me is right check out the stuff he recomends and eventully it says a house divide cannot stand. they get us to hate each other so we can be controlled. ones in power stay in power!
Lemme guess, he wrote Harry Potter and JK Rowling stole that idea from him too, right? And Star Wars too, right? Carlin has his own ideas, and sometimes more than one person has the same ideas, its just who gets to the publisher first. You're just pissed cause you're not famous.
Your voice is fairly annoying in this video, and the original script itself is drawn out and feels gimmicky considering Carlin's work. Then again, everything he does feels gimmicky as soon as he does his trademark bow at the end of every big joke...
Sorry if I offend you, but this is my unchangeable opinion.
That's kinda funny because George Carlin stole all the ideas out of my dad's book, which does have a copyright. He just changed around some words (using popular synonyms) so it's still perfectly legal. Thanks George, I now know how much of a fraud you are.
You're probably right, but that's hardly the point... I am however surprised that you replied to my comment which is 2 years old and probably not worth reading either.
We actually filmed this piece twice. It sounded great at 3.10 min but we were working with a film, not a race to the finish line. Carlin wrote some amazing pieces and it's the ones that he doesn't do on stage that are priceless. So maybe some of you should go out and buy a book. They dont cost much these days, try to find a hardcover they last longer.
Your a stealing son of a bitch. and you suck beyond belief. Your a little bitch. I hope your career in comedy goes to shit you cock sucking mother fucker.
maybe they just donT get it? gr8 vid, 5stars and a favorite actually knocking off GC's american bullshit vid, but its still there to see in the favs i've got. come by LoOok around... peace. eLi G~ pianowarist.
You messed up a few lines and you did it really slow which went against the whole idea of the sketch. Did you give him credit before or after he sued you? Didn't you know that it's illegal to take copywrited material without permission? Hopefully, you'll do okay in court.
nope, sorry, didnt like it at all. wasnt funny at all. your attitude isnt how its supposed to be for this bit. and the music doesnt help at all. and you pause when your not supposed to. work on it, you will get there.
listen larry...you are a fag, and deserve to die a very painfull death that includes a bear, george bush, a nine iron, and a tube of vasoline...you need a life dude...as if carlin couldnt tell you aint got a dime to your name...your a little pathetic cuz...get a job
He couldn't be sued for this. He messed himself up by giving credit to the original creator. Duh. It's not plagiarizing if you say you didn't create it o.O
All I gotta say is that guy fucking sucks at imitating george carlin, his voice is a fuckin monotone and its not funny at all. hey asshole, why dont you go make something of your OWN up, stop copying other people cause you're too dumb and boring to think up something creative like George did. fucking piece of shit one more time YOU FUCKING SUCK!
You are retarded and you should go kill yourself for even trying to talk like George Carlin.
George Carlin is not only my favorite comedian of all time but in my opinion, he is the best of all time. It is assholes like you who deserve to be beaten senseless and bitch slapped. I don't know you and I hate you, you stupid fuck!
your a dickhead,stay in ur basement n keep ur mouth shut,cuz ur not funny. And definately not worth listning to,even though you enjoy the sound of your own voice.
Maybe if this was better than the original you might have a chance. But outdoing Carlin with his own bit is near impossible. Artistic license allows for improvement upon, or significant changes to the original. This completely fails to meet those standards.
wow... you sucked. I feel bad that you associated yourself with a great comedian like Carlin, you could ruin him for anybody. Keep this kind of thing to yourself next time, please.
WOW, do YOU suck! Steal some of Juan Menstealia's material, already! WOW, YOUR TIMING SUCKS! Your inflection sucks. Umm, sorry, bra, but YOU ENTIRELY SUCK!!!! Not your average 'suck', but more like, "NEW AND IMPROVED SUCK WITH VAPOR ACTION!!!!"
Steal "I Have a Dream" or "The Emancipation Proclamation", if you must (loser!)....
yea dude you suck he does it much better just leave it alone. oh and for everyone that was saying that its from life is worth losing it is, BUT it was originally published first in his latest book "when will jesus bring the porkchops" in the first page.
1)only funny when carlin said it....u killed it murdered it then fucked it all up.
2)u took the name random hero from ryan dunn from jackass,viva la bam and haggard, he uses that name in haggard and its his nickname so i suggest u stop stealin u fake @#!, retard, hopped up on your moms pussycat cuz ur mentally ill and roll that way.
oh AND UR FUKED CUZ THAT SKIT AND THE NAME RANDOM HERO ARE COPYRIGHTED AND PATENTED U DUMB SON OF A BIATCH UR GETTIN SUED HAHAHAHAHA! what a moron.
1)only funny when carlin said it....u killed it murdered it then fucked it all up.
2)u took the name random hero from ryan dunn from jackass,viva la bam and haggard, he uses that name in haggard and its his nickname so i suggest u stop stealin u fake ass, retard, hopped up on your moms pussy cuz ur mentally ill and roll that way.
it sounded great at 3.10 min but we were working with a film not a race to the finish line carlin wrote some amazing pieces and its the ones that he doesnt do on stage that are priceless so maybe someone should go out and buy a book they dont cost much these days try to find a hardcover they last longer
I think he's sueing you for your version of his work: an embarrassing cheap imitation. He's saving you a lot of trouble by telling you that you suck. You should thank him.
haha u loser dotn compare ur self to george carlin he is a god, he memorized and did it in like 3 minutes with audience interrupting at 70. ur liek what 40? probably reading it off a paper behind the camera.
this modenr man only sounds good if its fast, so it gets ppl with the next word before they react to the first.
SHIT....tooooo sloooow, it took george 3 minutes and 25 seconds, and he got interrupted by the audience a lot, and dont forget that he was 69 years old when he did that show (life is worth loosing)
What's the point of posting this vid without audio?
NatandGeorge 1 year ago
VIDEO TROLL!
Ryuukazi 1 year ago
shaolinwisdom 2 years ago
Lol @ a 4 minute 45 sec. clip of nothing.
Questionssm 2 years ago
This guy is an idiot.
IQ1204 3 years ago 3
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Ƞ! listen closely fuckers dont emulate or imitate george or u look like this dick this vid should be removed put on a disc shattered burned then pissed on by a jew called cyril until the flames die down then a full exorcism should take place done by a preist in drag
stevensonjames26 3 years ago
lol, whenever someone mentions censorship and George Carlin in the same sentence, i have to laugh.
rockinloud14 2 years ago
for the record... this video was recorded and produced well before the late great ever performed it on stage... back in the day when it was just the opening poem in his book... aside from hunter thompson, he was the greatest artistic influence in my life and the reason i became a writer myself... the video was made as an homage to his brilliance... and i was personally touched when i recieved the cease and desist letters just knowing the great man had seen it. rest in peace you old fuck
suedbycarlin 3 years ago
@suedbycarlin Same here. I'd hate to inconvenience you, but I'm interested to know exactly what it is that happened. Mind telling me?
TSFCEntertainment 2 years ago
"I GOT SUED BY GEORGE CARLIN" in your dreams.
PaulGreenleaf 3 years ago 4
He hasn't even been dead a year and people are already reciting him like poetry.
anfenn 3 years ago 9
Ha ha, I know. In 5 years his "religion is bullshit" it gonna be right before romeo and Juliet in English books.
FFaddict209 3 years ago 8
I would sincerely hope so.
ZeHoSmusician 2 years ago
Omg you really slaughtered it
Wulfenbach 3 years ago 3
kickin the garbage jams
climbermonster 3 years ago
i liked it
ewald929 3 years ago
what a waste of 5 minutes.
RamblingHermit 3 years ago
gees. COULD U SHUT UP.
2dayfmrules 3 years ago
annoying
TonyMontage667 3 years ago
i PERSONALLY HAVE NO COMMENT ON THIS VIDEO BUT SINCE WE AS PEOPLE HAVE RIGHTS GUARENTEED BY THE uNITED STATES CONSTITUTION I'LL DEFEND YOUR RIGHT TO SAY IT PRINT IT OE=R VIDEOTAPE IT..AT LEAST I'M NOT BASHING IT OR SAYING IT SUCKS I HAVE NO OPINION FOR IT//THANKS FOR POSRING IT..HAVE A GREAT DAY...
warlord1962 3 years ago 7
nice answer dude
UpInSmokeHq 3 years ago 2
wow you're terrible
kssoukup 3 years ago
Pathetic.
soxfan17881 3 years ago
i liked it.
lololfresh 3 years ago 4
for the record... this video was recorded and produced well before the late great ever performed it on stage... back in the day when it was just the opening poem in his book... aside from hunter thompson, he was the greatest artistic influence in my life and the reason i became a writer myself... the video was made as an homage to his brilliance... and i was personally touched when i recieved the cease and desist letters just knowing the great man had seen it. rest in peace you old fuck
suedbycarlin 3 years ago
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA INDEED
bartmanraya 3 years ago 2
aaw how cute, he can use big words
daveheet 3 years ago 2
You suck!!
flip6543 3 years ago 2
There can be only one. RIP George Carlin...
Dude...the time you spent producing this could have been spent writing your own rant.
krmarlo 3 years ago 3
this is george carlins material
kevin1005172 3 years ago
yeah, maybe thats why title is: "I GOT SUED BY GEORGE CARLIN" ;]
chillyzi 3 years ago 3
Gee, no shit, Sherlock.
AkatsukiYukino 3 years ago
it was from naplam/and silly putty. the guy below me is right check out the stuff he recomends and eventully it says a house divide cannot stand. they get us to hate each other so we can be controlled. ones in power stay in power!
mourningsun1357 3 years ago
carlin kicks your ass with... HIS MATERIAL lol
not bad tho ;P
Ben1607 3 years ago 5
this is the shit not the fuck in video just the concept
insanepeng 3 years ago 2
Youtube is going down the tubes with people like this posting videos. They need an intervention.
justinisfoster 3 years ago 5
"Tubes, what tubes? I don't see no tubes..."
-George Carlin
btw, ur right about them needing an intervention.
Eynigma 3 years ago 2
i liked it
lololfresh 3 years ago
why the hell someone steals someone else's material without even giving the credit where it belongs?
uglitor 3 years ago 3
umm...are you a used car salesman during the day???
Duma39 3 years ago 2
jesus, i hope carlin did sue this mother fucker
hawkeye40222 3 years ago 6
You fail.
BigRedButton5 3 years ago
i waisted 4mins and 55 secs on this piece of crap. i hope u did get sued u retarted maggot
thoulas3 4 years ago 2
this is the worst video ive ever seen. you suck. i hope you did get sued by george.
yoitsalex46 4 years ago
not only did you steal the whole thing from his act,terribly, your name is stolen from jackass, u suck faggot
Ph0Steve 4 years ago 2
terrible video
Ph0Steve 4 years ago
George did all that in one take. You edited that together. Strange video, but ultimately pointless.
OldSmellyCrotch 4 years ago
Did you make money and/or receive any other form of compensation with this video/performance/etc.?
If so, then it was NOT Fair Use. Therefore grounds for a law suit.
One must be VERY careful with copyright laws.
Katatawnic 4 years ago
You sir, fail.
DougDoesIt 4 years ago
dude....you're an asshole!
futher2k 4 years ago 2
Lets get this straight, GEORGE CREATED IT, YOU USED IT WITHOUT HIS PERMISSION.
Albanianator 4 years ago 2
If you did get sued by carlin, your video deserved it
meansaltine2 4 years ago
you should be sued by every comedian on the planet for being a thoroughly unfunny dumbfuck.
esroberto1 4 years ago
Your video sucks
rfr2 4 years ago
Go fak urself
Tonypapi 4 years ago
go fuck urself =\
Tonypapi 4 years ago
well george does it better than you anyway
Ashurbanipal18 4 years ago 3
this sucks...
KamQuatZZ 4 years ago 4
lolol.. embarassing.
looks like your fucked.
spedinc 4 years ago
usually when someone wants to claim that somethign was stolen they source from where in the same statement.
djassmaster 4 years ago
Lemme guess, he wrote Harry Potter and JK Rowling stole that idea from him too, right? And Star Wars too, right? Carlin has his own ideas, and sometimes more than one person has the same ideas, its just who gets to the publisher first. You're just pissed cause you're not famous.
HalfCupOfJoe 4 years ago
Your voice is fairly annoying in this video, and the original script itself is drawn out and feels gimmicky considering Carlin's work. Then again, everything he does feels gimmicky as soon as he does his trademark bow at the end of every big joke...
Sorry if I offend you, but this is my unchangeable opinion.
shortarabguy 4 years ago
That's kinda funny because George Carlin stole all the ideas out of my dad's book, which does have a copyright. He just changed around some words (using popular synonyms) so it's still perfectly legal. Thanks George, I now know how much of a fraud you are.
fraglessone 4 years ago
I doubt your dad's book is fucking worth reading.
DrFlaxWebFLOO 1 year ago
You're probably right, but that's hardly the point... I am however surprised that you replied to my comment which is 2 years old and probably not worth reading either.
fraglessone 1 year ago
@fraglessone Probably true as well.
DrFlaxWebFLOO 1 year ago
YOUR STUPID
speeddemon420 4 years ago 4
so did you really get sued by george carlin?
honestabe08 4 years ago
you want to hear his great stuff without reading
george carlin put ons and pulls off record
or his class clown record from 1973 i believe
and yes record because you cant find better quality than vinyl
250lespaul 4 years ago
Too slow
DrawingLord 4 years ago 2
too bad your a sheep who imitates instead of coming up with an original idea
johnmonk66 4 years ago
delivery and timing is horrible, that is a crime you should be held accountable for. You murdered a classic!
4Rpeace 4 years ago
We actually filmed this piece twice. It sounded great at 3.10 min but we were working with a film, not a race to the finish line. Carlin wrote some amazing pieces and it's the ones that he doesn't do on stage that are priceless. So maybe some of you should go out and buy a book. They dont cost much these days, try to find a hardcover they last longer.
suedbycarlin 4 years ago
ur a copy-cat to^^
LivArs 4 years ago
huh?
riotact747 4 years ago
Your a stealing son of a bitch. and you suck beyond belief. Your a little bitch. I hope your career in comedy goes to shit you cock sucking mother fucker.
crazynolan 4 years ago
GC does it way better. Be ashamed for trying to copy a Comedian God's work :)
Danny50010 4 years ago
you have no talent..
russianrings 4 years ago
Its a matter of protecting his intelectual(?) property. If he doesn't go after people who copy his work, he can loose all rights to it.
Sawta 4 years ago
Auh come on, it wasn't that bad!? I thought it was pretty good! What have you created lately...???
ifxman 4 years ago
loren, you need better hobbies, like preproduction
billBD4444 4 years ago
24k views and so many comments... wTf?
maybe they just donT get it? gr8 vid, 5stars and a favorite actually knocking off GC's american bullshit vid, but its still there to see in the favs i've got. come by LoOok around... peace. eLi G~ pianowarist.
eligarf 4 years ago
You messed up a few lines and you did it really slow which went against the whole idea of the sketch. Did you give him credit before or after he sued you? Didn't you know that it's illegal to take copywrited material without permission? Hopefully, you'll do okay in court.
frauleinannika 4 years ago
no way George would sue you. its the Lo∞oNeYLawyerschmux!
eligarf 4 years ago
nope, sorry, didnt like it at all. wasnt funny at all. your attitude isnt how its supposed to be for this bit. and the music doesnt help at all. and you pause when your not supposed to. work on it, you will get there.
funnyguy1321 4 years ago
I doubt youll be sued by God, reviled by anyone with an ounce of taste, but not sued.
P.s get a real job you jerk off.
getchi 4 years ago
This sucks! Why the hell would I watch this when I can watch the original?
needscheese 4 years ago
fuck u, i hope goerge carlin sues and then sadomizes u!!!
fughgh 4 years ago
fuck u, i hope george carlin sues and then sadomizes u!!!
fughgh 4 years ago
Putz
apnumber8 4 years ago
your a putz for calling him a putz. fuckhead.
great editing. interesting dialogue, halfway through noticed the putz comment and just had to butt in.
probably has nothing on his channel
apnunber8, hmmm, weLL go C, bBakL8r.
MusiCureSanity 4 years ago
its schpeLt PqUdzs!
REthinkEReLiztiKator 4 years ago
If you lead instead of follow you wouldn't have this problem....Moron
hutch430 4 years ago
listen larry...you are a fag, and deserve to die a very painfull death that includes a bear, george bush, a nine iron, and a tube of vasoline...you need a life dude...as if carlin couldnt tell you aint got a dime to your name...your a little pathetic cuz...get a job
gdog8700 4 years ago
yuk sounds like hes on crack ohh whatever bad news
skeeterott 4 years ago
He couldn't be sued for this. He messed himself up by giving credit to the original creator. Duh. It's not plagiarizing if you say you didn't create it o.O
TheOneWngedAngel 4 years ago
All I gotta say is that guy fucking sucks at imitating george carlin, his voice is a fuckin monotone and its not funny at all. hey asshole, why dont you go make something of your OWN up, stop copying other people cause you're too dumb and boring to think up something creative like George did. fucking piece of shit one more time YOU FUCKING SUCK!
fitz9014 4 years ago
he still used it without Carlins permission
speeddemon420 4 years ago 3
ill advised
keptyeti 4 years ago
this was realy boooooring... cant believe i watched the whole thing :(
jullex92 4 years ago
What the fuck?
widecaster 4 years ago
wtf dude? pussyfart....thats what u r. ;)
anyadkurdmeg 4 years ago
What's this video about, couldn't you just tell me?
andersv20 4 years ago
bad George Carlin impersonation! you're just a big time loser!
Rocky1165 4 years ago
Stole that from George,you should be sued.
bigasskissfan73 4 years ago
your a fag dude, please never do that again
aikeno7777 4 years ago
STFU.
izthebutcher 4 years ago
That was just dumb. Why?
Delta976 4 years ago
Look. You need to learn how George Carlin delivers these lines. You aren't paying attention to George's Attitude.
fullnelsongrip 4 years ago
i want my click back
loseryouser 4 years ago
Do you think this is funny?
Yggdrasil14 4 years ago
Carlin should sue you for doing the shittiest impersonation ever. Thats almost slanderous.
wcjoey 4 years ago
BAD COVER SONG
Fiestardi 4 years ago
he says coke and speed not crank and speed
forsakenmemoryuk 4 years ago
You are retarded and you should go kill yourself for even trying to talk like George Carlin.
George Carlin is not only my favorite comedian of all time but in my opinion, he is the best of all time. It is assholes like you who deserve to be beaten senseless and bitch slapped. I don't know you and I hate you, you stupid fuck!
PaulRogers25 4 years ago
no no no no no no stop stop stop aaaaaaaaaaaaa
misfit90666 4 years ago
Yeah, Carlin does it way better than you. Way better.
UnderDetention 4 years ago
you suck!
symbolicDeathwsh 4 years ago
your a dickhead,stay in ur basement n keep ur mouth shut,cuz ur not funny. And definately not worth listning to,even though you enjoy the sound of your own voice.
sympozium6 4 years ago
What a retard.
reddragon300 4 years ago
I'm afraid I have to agree with stevep2000: You're an idiot.
umorsom 4 years ago
Maybe if this was better than the original you might have a chance. But outdoing Carlin with his own bit is near impossible. Artistic license allows for improvement upon, or significant changes to the original. This completely fails to meet those standards.
50ftrobot 4 years ago
The delivery isn't very attractive. George does it better, sorry.
antipax 4 years ago
So, you've had 16,585 views and I kind of agree with "crazybigdog", but the cops have to shove a floor lamp up your a_s.
trainerots 4 years ago
i heard it b4..u stole this for sure. just tell me where u took it from
KingDerrick 4 years ago
i strongly dislike your voice
40yrOLDsexPERVERT 4 years ago
stupid
PLuR52 4 years ago
wow... you sucked. I feel bad that you associated yourself with a great comedian like Carlin, you could ruin him for anybody. Keep this kind of thing to yourself next time, please.
XyourprincecharmingX 4 years ago
I really don't know what to make of this, what is the link to the Simpsons?
veryverybadwolf 4 years ago
idiot
hemna 4 years ago
U SUCK LEAVE IT TO THE PROS
XSFforce 4 years ago
You need to be beat by a group of angry cops!
crazybigdog 4 years ago
its an opening to his newer shows carlins i mean not this d**k bag who is this clown someone take him out
collierthlisa 4 years ago
na...not enough bass on his voice
indigomews 4 years ago
gimp.
sindallt 4 years ago
shoot, pee, fudge, cooty, egg sucker, mother lover, and boobies.
n8mack211 4 years ago
slow and pointless. leave comedy to comedians.
opiumsunrise 4 years ago
You're a dumb-ass wannabee! You couldn't shine his shoes, LOSER!
jacknitz 4 years ago
Not to mention the cuts in between the monologue.
Dude you suck
err0r 4 years ago
WOW, do YOU suck! Steal some of Juan Menstealia's material, already! WOW, YOUR TIMING SUCKS! Your inflection sucks. Umm, sorry, bra, but YOU ENTIRELY SUCK!!!! Not your average 'suck', but more like, "NEW AND IMPROVED SUCK WITH VAPOR ACTION!!!!"
Steal "I Have a Dream" or "The Emancipation Proclamation", if you must (loser!)....
Dragon2069 4 years ago
dude you suck what is the point of this video??
nirvana54961 4 years ago
yea dude you suck he does it much better just leave it alone. oh and for everyone that was saying that its from life is worth losing it is, BUT it was originally published first in his latest book "when will jesus bring the porkchops" in the first page.
jamesrod20 4 years ago
Wow...... You couldn't leave it alone could you?
This sucks.
TheFairSex 4 years ago
1)only funny when carlin said it....u killed it murdered it then fucked it all up.
2)u took the name random hero from ryan dunn from jackass,viva la bam and haggard, he uses that name in haggard and its his nickname so i suggest u stop stealin u fake @#!, retard, hopped up on your moms pussycat cuz ur mentally ill and roll that way.
oh AND UR FUKED CUZ THAT SKIT AND THE NAME RANDOM HERO ARE COPYRIGHTED AND PATENTED U DUMB SON OF A BIATCH UR GETTIN SUED HAHAHAHAHA! what a moron.
hengokai 4 years ago
1)only funny when carlin said it....u killed it murdered it then fucked it all up.
2)u took the name random hero from ryan dunn from jackass,viva la bam and haggard, he uses that name in haggard and its his nickname so i suggest u stop stealin u fake ass, retard, hopped up on your moms pussy cuz ur mentally ill and roll that way.
hengokai 4 years ago
I feel that this degrades the best comic that has ever lived.
This man works very hard to come up with funny material and you take it and burn it into the ground
fuck off you blistering shitbag
Raymonw2132 4 years ago
Wow, lame!
drwalepen15 4 years ago
this guy isnt funny....memorization wasnt the humor behind the original version of this...this guy is just a loser
Pete1635 4 years ago
lol
Childsanonymous 4 years ago
man u lick balls, george carlin is awesome he came to my city. St. John's Newfoundland!!!!
terryaki444 4 years ago
ummm that sucked
TiaSkyFire 4 years ago
Your on top and over-the-edge, while being under the radar... contradiction in action more like it
Explitiv3 4 years ago
You need to clean your garage and work on your own material.
Angelgolf71 4 years ago
dumb. what a waste of time and energy. no offence.
keljesusgirl 4 years ago
i agree needs more zombies
billBD4444 4 years ago
eat a bag of dick, faggot. you sound like a 10 yr old mongoloid.
evilcrusher 4 years ago
it sounded great at 3.10 min but we were working with a film not a race to the finish line carlin wrote some amazing pieces and its the ones that he doesnt do on stage that are priceless so maybe someone should go out and buy a book they dont cost much these days try to find a hardcover they last longer
ZiLBERLaND 4 years ago
carlin is an old man and he can still get through that bit quicker then u! nice try...but u suck!
Sheldweld 4 years ago
You're a fuckin' idiot. Let George show you how it's done!
palll25 4 years ago
This cideo is shitty as fuck
HoMeJaCk9 4 years ago
i liked it
lololfresh 4 years ago
wow your a george carlin fan? How bad of a fuck up do you have to be to make your own hero hate you?
katkat80 4 years ago
you deserve to be sued; u totally wrecked his lines. How are you even proud of this?... it sucks ass.
zomgzords111 4 years ago
This fuckers dumb as shit
Maggotropolis 4 years ago
I think he's sueing you for your version of his work: an embarrassing cheap imitation. He's saving you a lot of trouble by telling you that you suck. You should thank him.
DrHannibalLecterMD 4 years ago
you suck ass
coweeter 4 years ago
I don't get it
briandarga 4 years ago
that was just fucking stupid. Fuck you and everyone that looks like you
Wakio4rmFFXI 4 years ago
^For your next video, could you set yourself on fire? That would actually be amusing, unlike this one.
brad890 4 years ago
funny :/
unpuercofeo 4 years ago
george carlin rocks and this guy is an ugly proboly all man macho keasterd
moom1234 4 years ago
haha u loser dotn compare ur self to george carlin he is a god, he memorized and did it in like 3 minutes with audience interrupting at 70. ur liek what 40? probably reading it off a paper behind the camera.
this modenr man only sounds good if its fast, so it gets ppl with the next word before they react to the first.
Jaxoff 4 years ago
carlin says ''coke and speed''. you said ''crank and speed''. just a little thing, but its probably why george didnt sue you ;P
p.s. good job anyway :D
tezthesecond 4 years ago
Who is this idiot? man, he fuckin' blows!!!!
radicalmexican 4 years ago
SHIT....tooooo sloooow, it took george 3 minutes and 25 seconds, and he got interrupted by the audience a lot, and dont forget that he was 69 years old when he did that show (life is worth loosing)
3zoozM 4 years ago
George is 69 this year dumb ass...
banterpanther 4 years ago
good job at locking ratings at 1 rating (i.e. your own) and 5 stars.
laughlorien 4 years ago
maybe if you can read the whole thing as fast as carlin, he might, JUST MIGHT sue you
but before that, go practice some more
harrislam 4 years ago
your an idiot
stevep2000 4 years ago
hmmm... He doesn't seem to be making money off of this. Might make a legal difference.
drinsaino 4 years ago
you won't see george carlin, you will see the attorney that george carlin's accountant will pay to sue you.
your screwed by the way
jcpillars 4 years ago
Yawnsville.
michaelbogue 4 years ago