5 FACTS ABOUT ~RATED NC-17~due to graphic material

[fangirl4ever2007]

LMAO! I forgot about this vid hehehe

Mr. MARKETTE MAY I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH? HAHA

[PforPZ]

Awesome facts.

[uberover]

Hillarious!

[elviradark6]

damn it DM just cause you're in the toilet, doesnt mean you cant smile!!

[rcmaniajato]

Thats great!

[OsvaldoPaese]

hahahaha, and i thought my 5 facts video was ridiculous!

hahaha, made me laugh out loud.

"Youngest American to climb Mount Everest...." haha

[DMARKETTE]

hahahaha

[bomberbassboone]

I also sit down when I pee, just because I'm a lazy sod. So I try to let gravity do the job. But back

[DMARKETTE]

hey bassbone...me too lazy...LOL I never saw your comment before

[nhotti]

WOW you have really accomplished a lot in your life... That is awesome... You should be be very proud......

[Mroherokon]

oh yeah being able to sit when you pee is an accomplishment

[fangirl4ever2007]

hahahaha I can't get past 1:05 without busting up! hahaha

night dmarkette!!!

[fangirl4ever2007]

lmao @ your liein eyes hahaha

[DMARKETTE]

haha you like this page

[fangirl4ever2007]

lmao cracks me up everytime and I usually don't see the whole thing because I start laughing at your lieing eyes and have to click away from this page hahaha

[lilmizz16]

omg..u were actually in the toilet while recording??..HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA OMG.. u r a funny guy

[asheymeow]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! funny ending and i bet that is true lol.... =]

5 stars! =]

[ukp42]

great facts about you! Well done on climbing the biggest mountain!!! and cycling across the usa! and competing in Iron man contest! And the most intresting fact- sitting down to Pee!!!!! Lamo =)

[wickedBABZ]

haha that was great... i'm guessing the last one is the true one...

[mMmmc0ffee]

hahahahah oh crap. too freakin hilarious!!

[nikitejay]

OMG!!! TOOOOOOOO Funny!!!!!!!!! You're efin crazy! LOL!

[DMARKETTE]

what?..

hahaha

[nikitejay]

the toilet!!!

[animalliberation0961]

Now THAT'S what I call husband material...Big time endurance and no 'seat' issues!

Now tell me, how's your financial situation?????

[DMARKETTE]

just pictures of dead presidents to me

[fangirl4ever2007]

LOL animalliberation0961 run away and don't look back ( hides from DMARKETTE) lol

[DMARKETTE]

hey you hang out on this video young lady..can you say fetish?

[fangirl4ever2007]

LOL thanks for the "young lady"

That's because I'm replying to your replies LMAO and then I see the other comments that crack me up.

[retardedmango]

5 stars~

wow...amazing fact 1,2,3,4,5

i wish i was u~

[DMARKETTE]

read the dislaimer

[fangirl4ever2007]

lmao

[fangirl4ever2007]

lol

[DMARKETTE]

hahaha

[VelvetRope41]

unbelievable....where did you find the time to do all those things.. Do you give yourself a moment to take it all in??? and then the last fact says it all!!! This was a great Tag video!! Keep Rocking Brother!!!

[DMARKETTE]

hahaha

[couponsexpired]

dude that was awesome, lmao!! that was soo funny at the end! You're lucky the peeing sound was the only thing we heard,if you know what I mean, lol

peace

[DMARKETTE]

haha all in good fun

[onmyboard]

HAHA! Seeeeexy!

[DMARKETTE]

hahahaha I get that alot

[onmyboard]

oh do you now? well then, how can I be more original?

[Christine66]

That was funny! You're a smart guy, by sitting when you pee, you will never have to hear a woman in the house complain about the toilet set being left up!

[DMARKETTE]

ohh she still complained but never about this she laughed at this...hahaha

[maultreehill]

bawhahahah - rocking.

Actually - pretty damn awesome. congrats man.

[DMARKETTE]

thanks

[fangirl4ever2007]

You should be a lawyer DMARKETTE hahaha

[institutionalized22]

wow such accomplishments

[fangirl4ever2007]

lol instituionalized22 are you talking about his toilet training? click on more on the upper right side hahaha

[danny200333]

hmm.. which one is true.. whoms bio did you read out? LOL @ the end -.-''

[MPPD77]

Impressive bio but you are crazy!!

[PeterLWay]

AAHAHAHAH UR THE BOSS! xD

[dpg35000]

OH shit!!!!!! DUDE i never saw the disclaimer! aahahaha.....I was thinking you were a god!lol I bet the peeing 1 is true. Ever since i saw this vid ive been trying it and Im happy to say that i think you might have changed my life in a way. lol J/K

P.S. I still think ur a god!

[bluesy13]

Awesome Facts:)Your a Cool Dude:)Peace and Happiness:)

Rand(Bluesy)

[dArLeNewk]

Haaaa haaa haa,you had me believing that all 5 were true,until I read ****DISCLAIMER**** I don't think you sit to wee wee!! :) but as the other 4 you could have done them because we can see your healthy & strong person and probaly was as a child,so # 1 is true

xoxo Mimi

[annspade]

Awesome bike ride! Congrats on youngest American to climb Everest! w00t! You had quite the experiences! Quite the athlete and awesome you know Lance. I dig him. LOL... I can NOT believe you were peeing. Dude. We really do know a little more.

Those were cool facts. I'm sure any woman would be thankful you pee sitting. LOL!

And HEY, MAN! NO FAIR ON YOUR COMMENT! Not nice! :) I'll be getting my facts up soonage!

[guamojigga]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[lolzwtfbbq85]

LMFAO

[johnlwren]

Gosh, I wasn't aware of all that.

Oh by the way, you forgot to wipe.

[DoRayMeFa]

Don't you be bad-mouthin' my fangirl now!

Honors for This Video:

#60 - Most Discussed (Today) - Music

[fangirl4ever2007]

lmao!

[carolinemsvetlana]

OOOOOOooooooh! Hahaha . . Great ending!!

You've accomplished some great things! Cheers to you :)

[canajian]

Pretty cool facts!!

Well except the peein one LOL!!! :~D

*****

[BEAR1630]

Is there any chance we could have your "true" 5 facts..God knows how you kept a straight face LMFAO......CRAZY GUY..!!!!

[DoRayMeFa]

Bloooody bahstahd is roight!

I'm disappointed in youw, young man.

The least you could have done was tell the bloody world who (whom?) you're bloody secretly in love with!

[lagazelleone]

hehehehe... That was pretty good! lol

People should read the "about this video" blabla more often...hehehehe...good one DMARKETTE!

[lisalaviesmom]

Markette you bloody bastard ( English accent) Looks like you fooled alot of people. I was wondering why you weren't replying. LMAO.

[cittroman]

Hehehe :-)

[rikki2033]

om goodness. u are something else.. hahahahaha i can't stop laughing.. because of the end.. hahaha... that was great.. ur like wow i really had to go..lmao... but on the real i give you props dude.. bicycling is tough.. can't spell..;) but dude really thats awesome.. way to go.. u crazy man u..hahha

[smileyface83]

In all the years I've been teaching my boy's to Pee standing up,who knew?

Thanks D,that was a good laugh!

[dhaffner101]

HA HA!! Girl...U so funny!! I keep gettin' tagged, this is madness! But alas, it is all in fun. You pee sittin' down? LMAO! I suppose that was important for us to know!!

[guitarrox]

hehehehehe Lisa he gota ya ! he almost had meto lol You Rock Girl!

[guitarrox]

hahaha good thing that I read this first

****DISCLAIMER****

Only one of these facts is true

fact 5 was Hilarious

and You tagged me bro ok im on it RoXOn *****

[lisalavie1]

Wow D, You've accomplished so Much, That's Crazy!!! :)

Thanks for posting up this video and telling us more about the man behind those crazy comments... I can't believe you did that at the end.. I mean I could, but no I really can't LMAO. WOW

[jwwetzel]

^^ READ THE INFO

UGH

[fangirl4ever2007]

lol @ people that don't read the disclaimer, I know the true one is fact 5 hahaha

[fangirl4ever2007]

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[alysaology]

is the disclaimer something new?

[musicismylifestory30]

you FREAK!!

lmao...your first 4 facts were unbelievable!! thats awesome! you rock!

as for the 5th...WTH!? lmfao..wow...i couldnt stop laughing i was like no way!

♥

[HappyBunny001]

hahhahahahahhahahhahahahaahahh­ahahhahah so funny!!!

[DoRayMeFa]

1. Respect!

2. Respect!

3. Respect!

4. Respect!

5. Reeject!

[texastyro]

hahahahahaha

you=hilarity.

[jwwetzel]

first of all, you are a badass. second of all, you are a badass. and third of all, badasses are badass. *bows*

[jwwetzel]

hehe ^_^ god damnit DM

[jwwetzel]

oh my god.

[flutterbies77]

Worth coming back for. ROFLMAO

[betz28]

very cool!

[edbassmaster]

OMG...I didnt even know you posted this on mine!!!! Thanks bro, Im honored!!!!! My Mumbles one is on Verizon VCast, so we should get some views!! Love ya bro!!

[edbassmaster]

DUDE!!!! This is the best 5 facts vid I have seen....BY FAR!!!!

First of all I blown away by your accomplishments, I would have never guessed!! And the 5th fact blew me off my rocker, LOLOL!!!! This is the one they shoulda featured!! Awesome buddy!!!! You are the man, dude, LOL!!

[Alphacat]

great video man! awesome accomplishments...I'd say who cares if its ever been broken...you set a record others had to break ya know? great stuff man...and the rest of the video...you already know booooyyyy you CRAZY

[clattybrown]

wow i find it hard to climb my local hill to the shops, wow this is just wow! The 5th sorry my friend watched it 3 times and couldn't work out what you said, 'sit while you think' is as close as I can get to what I think you said, maybe I should pull a chair up for that one WTG my friend will get on your tag this week, been away for a while

[allansfriend]

But remember, if you shake it more than once, you're playing with yourself...Great facts btw. Wow! ~Tammi~

[DoRayMeFa]

Wow!  Ooh! Aah! Amazing! Oh.

I'm 80% of totally impressed!

You've got to learn to quit while you're ahead.

That's a fact.

[beth2977]

Wow you are full of suprizes go you!! Awsome facts!!

[cittroman]

Loved this.

You are amazing dude!

[lisalaviesmom]

Get out of here Markette. I am in total awe of you. What an accomplishment! You should be very proud of yourself. LMAO OMG the ending. Can't believe you did that. On second thought yea, I believe it. Damn it Lisa just left my house. I've got to call her and tell her to take a look at your vid. LMAO. So whats your next accomplishment?

[KodyBoye]

OMG ARE YOU SERIOUS FOR THE FIFTH ONE?

LOL!

Oh, and fact nubmer 7: you have REALLY big biceps! *Takes out big stick that would normally be used to beat up Lisa if she turns into a Britney Spears and prepares to defend self*

[BEAR1630]

Hey D I'm impressed your not only a great singer/musician but also an accomplished athlete..All round great guy...!!!!

Fact 6 you look like Bear's baby brother

(close up that is)LOL

[dpg35000]

DUDE,,,That was fckin AWESOME!!! I cant believe you climbed everest!! I admire you! You truely rule the earth my friend!! And I loved the ending LOLOLOLOL. P.S. sorry for your loss yesterday

[la1880]

Gosh you are an interesting bloke you know!! Cheers for the facts

Huggies

Luv

Natasha

xoxo

[MegSchmitz1]

Well now... very impressive. Those are four things that are fascinating, and one thing that I never would have guessed. Thanks for sharing