Keeping You Safe

[sttate]

They can't be that intelligent if they messed with Tom Watson.

[CompanionToThePale]

I wonder what the real Tom Watson thinks of all these. He seems a pretty cool guy, so I'm guessing he'd appreciate it.

[N00Bie92]

... but not very much.

[Brunosius]

I cringe every time I press 6. But I still press it.

[ArstalSoulcollector]

If only he could keep me safe from Meeps!

[ultigamer124]

TOM FUCKING WATSON (brittish accent)

[philold09]

"When SOPA Tries to rape the internet, Who do turn too?"

"Tom Watson, defending your internet"

[GuyPagani]

Tom Watson > James bond

[l33tgamer107]

He reminds me of gabe newell

[buzzhorn1]

SOLD, were do I vote?

[Biohunterhead1234]

He's got my vote

[Kainlarsen]

I wish our PMs were really that cool.

[samareaye]

Isn't he a golfer?

[VITYVIKTOR]

Falmer!!!!!

[maverick56561]

keep pressing 6 for infinite protection from Tom Watson

[BlackWind661]

please sir, may i have more of Tom F****** Watson?

[TheEpicnessofJamesD]

You forgot the "Fucken" >.<

[Bloocarrot]

MAKE MORE FUCKING TOM WATSON.

[HamburgerTime209]

@Vanpants Thanks, for once someone answered my question.

[runeboyz7]

tom watson vs chuck norris....i smell a PPV event

[Imatrollyay]

I think the Union Flag at the end was upside down.

[xXColdBlueXx]

0:05 right before tom punches the shark man, you can see its brian

[randomhaz]

Tom Watson vs Chuck Norris.

[TonyDElectric]

Did anyone else google Tom Watson?

[Zut50]

MP means member of parliament. Kinda like congress, if I've understood the US government correctly.

Whats more surprising is that that's the real Tom Watson, and he is actually an MP! WTF!

[dkgdbr]

@Zut50 Jesus! A member of your government... in a 5sf? i weant to live in england! but seriously, what makes him so great? is he liberal?

[HamburgerTime209]

Is an MP an actual postion in the UK? I'm from the states obviously. I'm pretty sure it means Military Police over here (there too I would think).

[Vanpants]

@HamburgerTime209 MP means Member of Parliament and it refers to those elected into the lower House of Parliament (the House of Commons) which is like the House of Representatives but much more important (House of Lords = the Senate but less powerful) . It's used in other countries such as Canada too.

VOTE WATSON.

[chwenhoou]

How come our politicians aren't as cool as Tom Fucking Watson?

[TheZajac123]

Tom Watson has been in the news over here quite a lot in recent weeks due to his role in the investigations into the hacking done by News International. 5SF ahead of the curve as usual :)

[thewatchmen912]

Its Shark Week.

[TheoneandonlyGTA]

Shaaark people, shaaark people

Taste like shark, talk like people

[majornanook]

Press 6 for Tom Watson's mega move, HYPER PUNCH

[acrc14]

Englishmen. They fight subhuman sharks.

[mkdray992]

keeping you warm,

Tom Fucking Wadson

[givengels]

anyone else see tom watson on the daily show just now?

[YoungFreud]

I only find out this week that Tom Watson is actually a real person.

[RagingAngus]

When hyper intelligent comedian people invade your phone hacking hearing who do you turn to?

Tom Watson, MP for West Bromwich East, keeping you safe.

[mrpwase]

When News International spreads propaganda and lies in your country, who do you turn to?

[SniperCurse]

@mrpwase TOM FUCKING WATSON!

[manualmaniac1]

@mrpwase roboroosevelt.....

[XDNighthawkXD]

@mrpwase Chuck Norris: "Round-House kicking evil"

[mrpwase]

@XDNighthawkXD No mate. No.

[KunoSA1]

Tom Watson is the star of the select committee no question.

[MediaMachinima]

Tom Watson is tearing a new one into the Murdoch's at the moment.... No he actually is.

[ladiesman69x]

@MediaMachinima Came here to say the same thing. Tom Watson had some great questions and stuck to his guns.

[TheDave123]

Tom Watson for Primeminister, Slayer of aliens and Media Moguls!

[WEHATECALLOFDUTY]

This needs to be a full film

[GutsyguyPrime]

God, i HATE those hyper-intelligent shark people..

Thank goodness that they finally made a security system..

[Ghhumor]

This video was made on my birthday!

but I didn't get a Tom Watson.

My parents hate me...

[johnlaneiscool]

press 6 to your hearts delight

[HeavyMetal469]

i would totally vote for this guy

[TheLastAbacus]

Pause at 5, Tom Watson is punching Brian, who is dressed as a superintelligent shark person. Thats right Brian, I saw you thar.

[iamathousandapples]

When the hyper-intelligent shark people come to kick in my door, I'll throw @felix3840 at them to distract them until Tom Watson can properly save me!

[LordOfTheGnus]

So much talent.

[mastersync23]

Gaben. Keeping YOU safe.

[dinho0747]

Shark Brian just got owned!

[rockntroopen]

tom watson must be awsome.

[fortyblinks]

Did they remove the door's hinges for a 5 second video?

[GoinBaCk2JeRzEy]

lol brian was the shark that got punched by tom fucking watson

[Oriosho]

do i even need to say that 9 people is hyper intelligent shark people?

[felix3840]

Further to below, there is a very strong correlation between MPs voting in a particular way, and expenses abuse. The pattern is very clear and is too consistent to be coincidental. The pattern is that the worst of the expenses cheats almost always voted FOR the Iraq war, AGAINST its investigation, FOR ID cards and FOR the totalitarian police state-laws.

What this tells us is that cheats & thieves generally tend to support illegal wars and attacks on civil liberties.

[gamemeister27]

@felix3840 Too bad those other politicians don't keep you warm at night and defend your home from hyper intelligent shark people.

Tom Watson does mother fucker.

[Lachielolz]

@felix3840 cool story bro

[felix3840]

Further to below, as revealed in the Daily Telegraph, June 2, 2009, Tom Watson was one of the worst and greediest of the expenses abusing pigs.

[felix3840]

Tom Watson's record:

Voted very strongly for the Iraq war.

Voted very strongly against an investigation into the Iraq war.

Voted very strongly for introducing ID cards.

Voted very strongly for Labour's anti-terrorism laws (a.k.a. totalitarian police-state laws).

Source: TheyWorkForYou website

Those are the four big tests of whether an MP has any decency and honour, and, as you can see, Tom Watson failed all four.

[tubheadtrevor]

@felix3840 Lets see if you are so tough when hyper intelligent sark people attack you.

[theyootubepoopfan]

Tom.

Fucking.

Watson.

[Memoquin]

This is one of the strangest 5sf. How do you decide to look at another country, and select one particular MP?

It's great :D

[ffinfinity1]

Did all that really happen in 5 seconds :O

[deathfire756]

keep pressing 6 to watch Tom fucking Watson FALCON PUNCH! the shit out of the shark guy

[Chaonk]

I protest this blatantly negative portrayal of hyper-intelligent shark people.

[tydwidell]

@DidntKnowWhatToPut1 was right, this dude is real.

[Dirtyblue929]

I'm pretty sure that that was actually tom watson starring in this video.

[KillerNess90]

@Dirtyblue929 My responce TOM fucking WATSON

[TheJorgoman]

Tom fucking Watson

[Gamer4672]

dude he's fat, wears glasses, is british AND fights shark men...who could be better than him?

[DidntKnowWhatToPut1]

Turns out he is a real British MP

[shinhell]

@DidntKnowWhatToPut1

Turns out he is really keeping you safe.

[drieske333]

The shootings of this 5-second-film must've been hilarious with 3 people painted blue, fins on their head and Tom Fucking Watson

[guydynamic]

I used to be one of those crazy guys who lived in the desert and always said "yall cant trust the goverment" and "hyper intellegent shark people are gonna take over", but now I'm a functioning member of society, thank you Tom Watson

[garrote1988]

Tom

Fucking

Watson

[26oclock]

hyper intelligent? I'm not so sure about that...

[BlahBlahYouWho]

Shark People, pikeys, scousers, and chavs: Tom Watson kills one of each when he wakes up in the morning.

[Anonymoustoteh5th]

FUCK YEAH, Tom Watson!

[MrLazyEyes]

Isn't this propaganda?

[008xtreme]

Wait... why does the sharkpeople's head move to the left when Tom Fucking Watson hits it?

[Romaniman]

@008xtreme Applied force, mostly.

[swakner]

@008xtreme it doesnt if you look closely his head turns to the right but because his face is hidden its hard to tell... also his fin(because hes a shark) can be seen from the left and because it moves so fast it looks like his face

[IneptTroopr]

Though Shark People didn't seem particularly hyper intelligent to me

[gamemeister27]

@IneptTroopr Hyper intelligent for shark people. Not regular shark people.

[wirtaz]

lolwut

[RJOPhoto]

thank you, Tom Watson.

[decoderma]

Tom Watson is the british Chuck Norris

[Glitchaphobia]

@decoderma Shut up bitch theres only one Chuck Norris.

[ffinfinity1]

hard to believe that was 5 seconds long, it was too full of epicness

[n4th4nth3j0k3r]

This is pure genius.

[Catcherintherye11111]

more tom watson!...please

[Popin5collars]

lol keep replaying over from 0:05

[Fosax]

i'm having problems with hyper inteligent shark people

i'm think i'm gonna vote for tom watson

[glun]

Self-defense is banned in Britain. What Watson did is wrong, and he would go to jail for it.

[1Sladman1]

@glun Haha true.... Unless its German people then its fine

[Howitzer89]

what is an mp?

[elviswolfboy]

@Howitzer89 It stands for Member of Parliament.

[hippiehunter]

If I lived in Britain, I would vote for this man just because of this commercial.

[waagen92]

Tom Watson keeping u safe and warm!! that´s awesome !! =D

[Mika20]

@waagen92

No, it's Tom Fuckin Watson! That's Fuckin Awesome! 8D

[TheAbelinc2]

Tom Watson:England's Chuck Norris

[DenudedNinja]

this is one of my favorites of 5secondfilms

[jerrycarney]

i piggy back ride tom watson to work every day, he goes twice the speed of sound.

[GogleGnome]

I want Tom Watson in my country ;p

[mrpwase]

I didn't realise he was a real MP until today. Bloody hell.

[tyler2zelda]

...WATSON PAUNCH.

[Technicolor909]

is that patton oswalt?

[MrDANstudios]

chuck norris has a challenge

[GeeGee3374]

one political career just about over now, oh well

[biglolz]

k when hyper intelligent shark people attack, ill vote for tom watson :)

[arbiter144]

rofl!

[DaKoolKid247]

i love how tom watson made such a serious face when he punched that thing.

[Kumuna]

lmao

[Fandalg]

lol, I hope Tom Watson makes another appearance.

[JelloJames16]

Tom Fucking Watson designed those amazing suits.

[VerbelX]

Tom Fucking Watson keeping us safe and warm

[UDONTKNOWMEPEAPLE]

@VerbelX and horny...i mean ahh..er **leaves**

[RawrNinjaBurgers]

@VerbelX no! when its safe and warm its Tom mother fucking Watson

[Ironpriest661]

thats why I dont live in the UK

[PivotStorm]

why because tom watson? or the mutated shark people?

[Ironpriest661]

shark people

[PivotStorm]

owh

[Harveygod]

It's good that they don't rely on recurring characters, but I hope they do some more Tom Watson ones at some point.

[komilomi]

Why the fuck cant people understand that the intro/ending isn't counted as a part of the 5-sec-movie concept?!?

[0Zallman0]

@komilomi

because they are stupid and have small penises (males and females)

[ONlSan]

@komilomi They simply aren't fun at dinner parties.

[Andenator82]

The text introduction last 3 seconds roughly.

[clemsonman0503]

Tom Fucking Watson!

[girunit75]

Tom Watson! Better than a jesus.

[TylerLeeFigueroa]

but not raptor Jesus, not quite.

[nybblesandbits]

Unfortunately, he's a BNP candidate.

[AdamfMc]

Except that he's not.

[KungFuMetalHead]

yep, us brits gotta watch out for those hyper intelligent shark people =O

[w0w00t]

RAAGYHH ALALALALALALLAALAALLA

*pow*

[natzo89]

Vote Watson.

[Staz222]

hahaha yes

[MiharuWings]

LOL <333

[do0rdie7]

Brilliant, as usual.