Retard Daycare (Reupload)
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  • TABS?

    Guitar tabs?

    

    Stealthkill117 3 days ago

  • BITCH SOMEONES AT THE DOOR

    shipmillwood1 1 week ago

  • jack black.lol

    SuperJetex 2 weeks ago

  • my retarded friend 5:25

    scotzorz 3 weeks ago

  • does anyone read the tags lol?

    winstonw43 3 weeks ago

  • go to 1:10 its funny

    therealpinkflyingman 3 weeks ago

  • I miss videos like this...

    MrStokesy1 3 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos

  • Skittles

    TOTALYDOYINGYOURMUM 4 weeks ago

  • i like arby's.....

    Domino587fly 1 month ago

  • 81 people are retarded

    stephanwi 1 month ago

  • notice how the girl died like agduy voice

    JasonCTV1 1 month ago

  • 81 retards watched this

    JasonCTV1 1 month ago

  • Haha very funny.

    purple26selena 1 month ago

  • Captain planet!

    Sethbanner 1 month ago

  • excuse me sir can i get some ketchup?

    we only serve ARBEY SAUCE!!!!

    rockergirll13 1 month ago

  • why the fuck did they give the retards a gravity hammer and 3 energy swords?

    minecraftzombe 1 month ago

  • 7:00 to 7:15 is hilarious

    YoshiGamer1337 1 month ago

  • best song ever

    flashtheshapeshafter 1 month ago

  • Thumbs up if u heard the retard with the hammer say: Where's my fucking skitles. :D

    kaisammann 1 month ago 8

  • Look, it's a representitive from the Rent is too Damn High Party.

    Lovesparta1660 2 months ago

  • Lol to funny

    quicksilvr59 2 months ago

  • what the hell?

    ELECTRIKWOLF117 2 months ago

  • freakin gay

    ELECTRIKWOLF117 2 months ago

  • we only serve arbys sauce what the heck

    SharpShooter216 2 months ago

  • classic, i remember this

    Paralyzer1000 2 months ago

  • BITCH SOMEONE AT THE DOO'

    MrNosrebor 2 months ago

  • Thumbs up if you saw a retard t-bagging

    Taylord9721 2 months ago

  • My retarded friend best song ever

    krawlings117 2 months ago

  • Lmao .U.

    Zekrom42 2 months ago

  • I got the Captian Planet reference!!!!!

    KingLevaan 2 months ago

  • WE CAN HIT HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    KingLevaan 2 months ago

  • fucking hell jack black piss off ! lol XD

    Tex6073 3 months ago

  • HA HA HA HA HA HA THE SPECIAL KID IS FUCKING HILARIOS!!!!!!!!

    XDDDDD

    GLMELEE13 3 months ago

  • song was wrong

    historyofgaia135 3 months ago

  • U mean he's one of those retarded things

    lovehate801 3 months ago

  • my retarted friend could totally kick the shit out of your retarted friend. LMFAO

    kylethomas9231 3 months ago

  • my retarted friend could totally kick the shit out of your retarted friend. LMFAO

    kylethomas9231 3 months ago

  • welcome to Dick and Cheifs Daycare.................WHAT THE HELL IS THAT???

    UltimateNerdgasm 3 months ago

  • 2:42 i agree

    snipurr117 3 months ago

  • dont do it i have titties.  BEST LINE EVER

    kylethomas9231 3 months ago

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    TheAstron13 3 months ago

  • "hey, how come jose the fucking mexican gets a gun and i dont?" LMFAO

    painekiller12 3 months ago

  • "WE ONLY SERVE ARBIES SAUCE!!!" lol fucking laffed ma ass off

    Lawfish66 3 months ago

  • bitch someone at the door!!!

    oldspice534 3 months ago

  • Wtf I watched this vid so long ago before I ever started to watch Machinima. But now I notice Lyle made this. HOLY Skittles in a bowl of shit

    Ertjewin 4 months ago

  • lmfao 2:23

    MultiTino83 4 months ago

  • he,ll kill anyone that has skittles

    12robertfan 4 months ago

  • HAN SOLO HELP ME HAN SOLO!!!!!!

    ItsTheChief117 4 months ago

  • 7:00

    raising retards takes a lot of love, patients, but that can be replaced with skittles.

    AgentX7Y 4 months ago

  • Okay... THERE IS ONLY ROOM FOR ONE RACIAL STEREOTYPE IN THIS HOME!!!!!!!

    lolpopz1 4 months ago

  • 1:16 hahahah "hes fucking crazy"... Wheres my fucking skittles

    

    Searinx1 4 months ago

  • For some reason, this was not in my Favourites... YOUTUBE YOU SONOFA BITCH!

    MrStokesy1 4 months ago

  • Awesome

    failsandmontages24 4 months ago

  • Thumbs up if all retards should be returned to their natural habit.

    DarknessNinja17 4 months ago 41

  • @DarknessNinja17 Where is that?

    LOLwafflesPRODUCTION 1 month ago

  • theres an idea, just kill off the hostage so he has no leverage!

    darkentity1000 4 months ago

  • dick is such a retard

    BOOMGOESURFACE65 4 months ago

  • FUCK YES

    he is good with music

    starwarsfan117 5 months ago

  • 1 MORE VIDEO AND THEY HAVE 117 VIDEOS

    HaloReachMcfarlane 5 months ago

  • my name is gordy i work 9 to 5 3:30

    chiefmartin69 5 months ago

  • the rent is too god damn high!!!!

    CozyChameleon 5 months ago

  • We only SEVRE ARBY SAUCE

    lonebeast32 5 months ago

  • WE ONLY SERVE ARBY SAUCE!!!

    

    java100man 5 months ago

  • T-T im mexican

    animalguardian1 5 months ago

  • 6:45 thats like me XD

    theunknown117 5 months ago

  • BITCH SOMEONE AT THA DOOR!!!!

    I hate your doorbell

    lolz

    ShadowKyle44 5 months ago

  • W...T...F

    Saphyre1969 5 months ago

  • what happended to the pirates of carribean vid

    PVRCR 5 months ago

  • 78 people dont like arby sauce and are retards that wernt returned to the desert

    ElTacoRebell 5 months ago

  • 78 people dont like arby sauce

    ElTacoRebell 5 months ago

  • loved the arbys scene

    PVRCR 5 months ago

  • Lmao poor Ali Baba

    WooT885 5 months ago

  • haha lol make more vids like that

    p0nz3r1 5 months ago

  • Fuken funny

    gamgstatrane117 5 months ago

  • Lol "Okay thats it there is only room for one racial stereotype in this home!" -shoots kid- XDD

    DemonRaizen1 5 months ago 5

  • BITCH SOMEONE AT THE DOOR

    best door bell EVA!

    pinkylover75 5 months ago

  • thumbs up if u think master chief is a great "hero"

    pinkylover75 5 months ago

  • haha my godie i work from 9 to 5

    WorldDomination17 5 months ago

  • dont do it i have tities lol

    xD

    frogger81usa 5 months ago

  • i love the indian said why are you spinning before they even started spinning

    shadowforever304 5 months ago

  • arbiter taht was teh worst fuckign food i have ever eaten in my life i think im going to throw up

    drlolable 5 months ago

  • SKITTLY DO DA DO YEA YEAA!!

    BoxerX777 6 months ago

  • Thumbs up if you heard a retard say: Fucking Skittles

    AnimeLovingFamily 6 months ago 95

  • @AnimeLovingFamily he said, "wheres my fuckin skittles" lol

    killertaco97 5 months ago

  • @AnimeLovingFamily It was actually "Wheres mah fuckin' Skittles?"

    TheA1spartan 5 months ago

  • @AnimeLovingFamily he is saying wheres my fucking skittles

    thedancinbrute 2 months ago

  • @AnimeLovingFamily i thought it sounded like the retard said 'where's my fucking skittles?'

    FantasyFreak2009 1 month ago

  • oh god whats going on? why are you spinning? lolz

    chickenfarts0wn 6 months ago

  • I THINK THERES SOMEONE AT THE DOOR(at 3:14-3:16)

    EpicSauce1657 6 months ago

  • how do yall make so funny jokes on this vid

    haloandghostadfreak3 6 months ago

  • when the kids asked for guns they all had guns the stupid plasma gun

    kenziegtaIVking 6 months ago

  • every time someone dislikes this video george bush eats a kitten :'(

    SpartansFTW43 6 months ago

  • my name is gordy and i work 9 to 5

    692illusion 6 months ago

  • 5:17 the only word i heard was "nipple" LMAO

    theunknown117 6 months ago

  • wt heck?! jack black

    danielelizardo1 6 months ago

  • Hey excuse me can i have ketchup? we only serve arby sause!!!

    MrDeath808 6 months ago

  • i know how to solve both of your problems

    mjbentley100 6 months ago

  • can i have some katchup

    mjbentley100 6 months ago

  • i almost craped my pants from lauphing

    463pokemon 6 months ago

  • 78 people asked for ketchup

    YouVsMeVsThem 6 months ago

  • ... whyy!? why can i remember all the words from the captain planet theme song?! noooooooo!

    TheVioletfox01 6 months ago

  • hahahahahahaha

    

    463pokemon 6 months ago

  • what is a dady dickeator????

    johnny3tears4life96 6 months ago

  • hahahahahahaha lol its halarius

    MyLikelike 6 months ago

  • this video is hilarios

    ACEgrimreaper3 6 months ago

  • maybe we should play a game or somethi...... maybe I should kick your ass you fuckin little mexican kid

    WOAH464 6 months ago

  • omg funny as hell

    

    TheGreatOne712 6 months ago

  • 310,251 veiws!!! funny vid!

    sanoah24 6 months ago

  • u mean he is one of those retarded things ROFL

    Thehaloreachfan122 6 months ago

  • I just lost the game.  DAARRNNNIITTTTT!!!!!!!!!!

    jackc1002 6 months ago

  • i remember watching this is 2009... now he's a Insanity not included whore.

    Zachu24v2 6 months ago

  • yep i love this video

    TheVinsanity26 6 months ago

  • Do you have a moment to hear about the lord? Get him!

    jakester4810 6 months ago

  • daddydickeater bitch at the door

    deadpool1735 6 months ago

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    deadpool1735 6 months ago

  • guitarmasterX7 is the best online comedy dude EVER

    EpicSauce1657 6 months ago

  • Don't do it I have tities!!!

    AgentxRaptor 6 months ago

  • what is a daddy dick eater? lol

    kingxiv34Returnz 6 months ago

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    MegaDeforest 6 months ago

  • oh,oh god why are you spinning

    halodestroyer21 6 months ago

  • how did you get the retards in the cages

    halodestroyer21 6 months ago

  • lol ok halo 3 rated m cause i have the rated m i think just halo dang i need the halo 3 lol is yours the E type or M ( rated )

    GBRP5JF2 6 months ago

  • whats the game name?

    

    GBRP5JF2 6 months ago

  • @GBRP5JF2 halo 3

    jjashman117 6 months ago

  • Which map is the halo HQ in?

    SaintsRow3Trilogy 6 months ago

  • This is to all people that play cod and hate halo f*ck you

    aliserboi97 7 months ago

  • He got the idea of starting a daycare from killing a hostage. Why am I still surprised by the Chief's twisted logic?

    Shadowelf93 7 months ago

  • As youve said why? THE RENT IS TOO DAMN HIGH. VOTE JIMMY MCMILLAN

    Xistanceowner 7 months ago

  • heyy master chefs voice reminds me of pvtsnowman

    1Hunterk 7 months ago

  • Can I have I have ketchup? We only serve Arby's sauce! Lol

    TheGameking1998 7 months ago

  • daddy dick eater can i have some juice

    abdon11368 7 months ago

  • @abdon11368 hey dipshit you copied that from me asshole

    CatfishHunter93 7 months ago

  • @CatfishHunter93 sorry i probably didn't see your comment

    abdon11368 7 months ago

  • daddy dickeater can i have some juice lol

    

    CatfishHunter93 7 months ago 44

  • lol ikr

    DaddyDickyDoo16 7 months ago

  • lol

    PUNCHBIRD99 7 months ago

  • 1:38 dont do it i have titties lmao : D

    GamerNationxx 7 months ago

  • "Hey how come Jose the fucking mexican gets a gun and I don't"

    I almost died laughing

    ShadowKyle44 7 months ago

  • @ShadowKyle44 i like that part Hey how come Jose the fucking mexican gets a gun and I don"t

    DaddyDickyDoo16 7 months ago

  • My grandma works with retarded kids and this video proves one thing: All the stuff she says about the kids biting and hitting is 100% TRUE!

    superdavis122 7 months ago

  • @superdavis122 wow seriously O_O

    dmc4ever123 7 months ago

  • Is that legal?

    limabeans12 7 months ago

  • this is the best video ever

    ThePitfallover 7 months ago

  • this vid reminded me to never piss off a retard

    johnsteele96 7 months ago

  • lol  the best daycare ever !

    MastErCHEIFRULES4869 7 months ago

  • Moral of the story: Mentally Retarded fuckers are bloodthirsty fucking condom stealers

    TheMaggotCleaver 7 months ago

  • My name is Gordy i work from nine to five

    corruption789 7 months ago in playlist Funny

  • SOMETHING WITTY!!!!!!!!!!

    attackattack121 7 months ago

  • i love this

    nukemasters 7 months ago

  • i love his doorbell

    Al4108 7 months ago

  • WHERE'S MY FUCKING SKITTLES?

    Berserker108 7 months ago

  • 'GOD DAMIT JACK BLACK GET OUTTA MY HOUSE"!!

    DREAVERBOY121 7 months ago

  • TAGS- Warner music group is gay.

    kjohnson789 7 months ago

  • Skidely didely do lol

    UndeadNinja12321 7 months ago

  • This video tells you never to ask a retard for skittles. thumbs up if agree

    awesomedude421 7 months ago

  • HAHA Read the Tags.

    

    mokeyangel 7 months ago

  • no! the rent is to fucking high da skidly do do do god dammit jack black your fucking celebritie you can afford to pay the rent get out of my house to ohh didly skitly dooo so does he remely do that yeah that happens more than you think

    spirtkid128 7 months ago

  • BITCH, someone at the dooor! i hate your doorbell

    theunknown117 7 months ago

  • tunak tunak tun

    matthewfx080 7 months ago in playlist Master chief

  • Holy shit its a retard with a HAMMMEERRRRR!!!!! Damn dickeater for giving him the hammer

    ruckafan555 7 months ago

  • Run its the end of the world !!! The retards have weapons and r blood thirsty!!!

    dreadfuldarkness 7 months ago

  • i am scared to ask for ketchup at arbys

    awesomedude421 7 months ago

  • skitttles skittles skittles SKITTLES!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

    

    DEATHSTEALER117 7 months ago

  • wheres my fugggin skittles?!?!!?!?!?!?!0]

    

    DEATHSTEALER117 7 months ago

  • OK thats it. Theres only room for one racial stereotype in this home!!!! LOL!!

    MrFirebombZ 7 months ago

  • Hilarious Dude!

    Kushtongaims 8 months ago

  • earth fire wind water heart go PLANET whoa what the fuck r u doing XD

    NobleWalkthrough 8 months ago

  • sorry not at 6:14 6:45

    earthangel792002 8 months ago

  • hey if you stop at 6:14 you here he says motherfucking skittles

    earthangel792002 8 months ago

  • BLOOD THIRSTY RETARDS!!!!!!

    screwy109 8 months ago

  • Why would anyone give a child a gun only reason to give a child a gun is so they would shot themselves ;3

    Apozen2 8 months ago

  • Invasion of the window lickers!

    TheSamMarsden 8 months ago

  • jack black get out of my fucking house

    TheHalocodplayer 8 months ago

  • Captin planet hes a hero DUUUUUUUUU :P

    

    alfandpatpros 8 months ago

  • Who's captin planet

    FF5fan98 8 months ago

  • @FF5fan98 some old 90s show that tried to get kids to recycle

    2dittoz 8 months ago

  • OMG theres no top comment!!! sOMEONE SAY SOMETHING WITTY!!!

    craziivideos1310 8 months ago 37

  • @craziivideos1310 something witty.

    MrNarutovsbleach 6 months ago

  • OMG theres no top comment!!!!! AY SOMETHING WITTY!!!

    craziivideos1310 8 months ago

  • Do you ever watch your own videos? you should look at the comments?

    potatomotato1234 8 months ago

  • 6:41 he says skittles

    Mr04zombiehunter 8 months ago

  • MINIMEWORKATGORDY'S. i work from 9 to 5.

    blackdog609 8 months ago

  • @jayman3z561 IT WAS TWO YEARS AGO, HE'S MOVED ON!